Newspapers / Lexington High School Student … / March 20, 1961, edition 1 / Page 8
Part of Lexington High School Student Newspaper / About this page
This page has errors
The date, title, or page description is wrong
This page has harmful content
This page contains sensitive or offensive material
Page 8 THE L EX HIP E P A SAPP’S FIBBLES —MONIKA and DAVID “I didn’t mean to keep this book so long, but we didn’t get the table leg fixed until today.” Intelligence: that which intelligence-tests, test. Utopia: A place where there is a perfect distribution oi wealth, rain, and parking space. (Patient after an operation): “Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?” “Well, there’s a fire across the street and I didn’t want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure.” “For months I thought I was a fox terrier. Then I went to a psychiatrist, and he cured me.” “How are you now?” “Fine, feel my nose.” “Do you realize that I actually don’t know who I am? I was left on a dorstep.” “Gee, maybe you’re a bottle of milk.” Give some girls an inch and they’ve got a new bathing suit. Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath—both are not so hot once you get used to it. Our Unabashed Dictionary defines: ALCATRAZ as the pen with a lifetime guarantee. Both BIGAMY and MARRIAGE as having one wife too many. RACE HORSE as an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. BACHELOR as a fellow who can take women or leave them and prefers to do both. Marriage starts with billing and cooing, but only the billing lasts. Tliere are more important things than money, but they won’t date you if you don’t have any. The surest sign that a man is in love is when: he divorces his wife. Sign at the entrance of an nudist colony: “Please bare with us.” Shed a tear for the beatnik who committed suicide, leaving this note: “Goodbye cool world.” Definition: EXPERIENCE as the wonderful knowledge that en ables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. To most couples, curbing their emotions means parking. Whoever it was who first called women the fair sex didn’t know much about justice. Seafords' “Home of Fine Shoes” LEXINGTON, N. C. PICTURES FOR THE MOST LIFE - LIKE VISIT WATERS' STUDIO Daisy’s Shop here for a Complete Spring Dress Shop Shoes & Accessories Compliments of Mutual Savings Association 'A GOOD PLACE FOR YOUR SAVINGS IN LEXINGTON" Compliments of Cotton Mills Lexington, N. C. Compliments of NATIONAL WHOLESALE INC Compliments of DACOTAH COTTON MILL Lexington, North Carolina March 20, 1961 Fritts & Leonard Quality Men's & Boys’ Clothing Phone CH 6-5712 22 W. 2nd Ave. Harb Tire Service Choice of The Racing Industry Winston Rd. Famous Name Brands Sold Exclusively by Archdale SHIRTS - PAJAMAS TIES - SOCKS SPORTSWEAR Manstyle SUITS - SLACKS - HATS Heiress HOSIERY - LINGERIE Queen B. GIRLS' SOCKS Miss B. DRESSES SPORTSWEAR LINGERIE
Lexington High School Student Newspaper
Standardized title groups preceding, succeeding, and alternate titles together.
March 20, 1961, edition 1
8
Click "Submit" to request a review of this page. NCDHC staff will check .
0 / 75