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The door bell rang and dad an
swered it.
"Any old clothes to sell or give
away?" asked the old man, who had
pushed the button.
"Do you think I want to Join one
ot these nudists' colonies?" growled
dad as he slammed the door shut.
Old-Fashioned
**You say she is old-fashioned ?**
??Yes," answered Miss Cayenne.
"But have you seen her athletic cos
tumes?"
"I have. She's so old-fashioned
that her clothes are positively clas
sical."
On a Large Scale
Magistrate ? Whatever could you
have been thinking of to steal all these
sheep?
Accused ? I don't know, your wor
ship. I must have been wool gather
ing.
For a Rainy Day
??Another bill," sighed her husband,
"and we decided we were going to put
a bit by for a rainy day."
??Yes, darling, but don't you see the
bill Is for my new raincoat?*
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Canvasser ? This book of etiquette
will tell you what to do when there
seems to be too many knives, forks
and spoons on the table.
Householder ? No use to me. What
I want Is one that will tell me what
to do when there is too little food
on the table.
"Hu;e they a nice summer cottage ?M
"Splendid. It actually has wooden
partitions between the bedrooms In
stead of curtains."
Not the One He Knew
Willis ? Have you uiet my beautifnl
wife yet?
Gillis ? No; 1 didn't know you were
a bigamist.
His Real Need
UP TO DATE
Time for a Squawk
?* You're a tine lawyer, you are,'* said
the prisoner, contemptuously. "Why,
all through the case you kept saying:
?Your honor, I object."*
"I know I did," returned the lawyer.
"You had the benefit of my best legal
efforts."
"Then when the judge sentenced me
to ten years, why didn't you object
to that?" ? Tatler.
Testing Him Out
Miss Sweetleigh ? Do you love me
more than you ever loved anyone else?
Mr. Huggemere ? M-m-m! Sure!
Miss Sweetleigh ? But how do you
know unless you've been loving lots
of other girls?? Brooklyn Eagle.
And Filled With Au
Mrs. Stouter managed to step on
the scales while two boys looked on.
The scales were out of order and reg
istered only 85 pounds.
"Great balls of greased lightning,
she's hollow," said Bob.
Just True to Form
Wahwali? ' That fellow strikes a dis
cordant note In our party.
Tootoot? He can't help it. He playa
In a Jazz band.
BABY "WENT TO
ALMOST NOTHING"
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