The Ch<
f OUR COMI*
THE FEATHERHEADS ?*
look?at least a \
ixjzem ties that i i
_ i save pellx that
, he's never worm? i
iggggyl i 1 misht as well r
t^^ve them ^
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^ FORcE
HAVE: To (So To pi ^)
WORK THIS" tf-1 BE P
Time of The pi Real
MORMlMG- IH X \ CoLD
-THIS WEATHER. \ ^ ,/?I
wish i was i /
Back iu bep >
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Smart Con?tabIe TOUGH
( -Man?Got away, has he? Did you
guard all the exits? IA
County Constable?Yes. but we think ; (#7 y
he must have left by one of the en- \jh
trances- i
Keep* Him Buiy > ?
Tourist?Don't you ever pet lone- j ,
some up here? i ?/
Mountaineer?Oh. yes, but I have a ' ''Vv I.
rouple of pood jokes I tell myself.?
Cnrrent Events. , ,
Mr. Babbit?How
Turtle, llere I'm s
TERRIBLE SHOCK nlg an(j nQ apartra<
and you're home wh<
O head.
Jerry brought h<
which he was eager
up a strong
> father stood firm.
kind of
|gT|g Tearfully he repl
ti^57 . jj -J. -Well, when he
' looks like an Eskim
"It's not such a bad world after all." walks he looks like
'What's happened? Has somebody he barks he sounds
P?ld a bill you thought you'd never I don't know whai
collect?" apolls News.
arokee Scout, Murphy, N. C., Thurst
C SECTION
A Tie Up
^.ERE, GOOD MAM, Tt-iey RE]
BRAMD NlE?v/- MW . ?J
HUS BAM D POM'T/__ _
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A ?COLD fc?Y RoiSHT -?
9 THIS , SNAPPy 3_
MORMIM pi
i |ll. \w put ver pamts i
SAV ON ? TEZ. 3 CXll
L 1 wouldmT MOIKJD i
\r?' V IT So MUCH f?'
M?
LUCK Facts Are Facts
The reporter was sent to write up f
/ g's charity hall. Next day the editoi
called him to his desk.
i \ "Look here, what do you mean b*
this? 'Antony the most beautiful girls
was Horatio I.ucian Dingley.' Why
you crazy idiot! Old Dingley isn't ?
r )i. \W& ?and besides he's one of our prin
V^Xlf/ cipal stockholders."
*'I can't help that,** returned th<
? realistic reporter. "That's where h(
was."?Masonic Craftsman.
I envy you Mr.
pring house hunt- TOUCHING APPEALS
?nts to let at all.
?n you pull In your - ? ?
^ joL^ 9^6)
line a stray doc 15 J l\ S.iv/
r the dog but his l \ )
lis mother asked:
wags his tall he IreQM] KuL 1
o Spitz; when he 1 I ??" 1 'A
a Shepherd; when She?You once said I appealed t?
like a Bulldog, but you the first time you saw me.
t he U."?Indian- He?Yes. and since 1 married you
you're always appealing to me.
lay, April 16, 1936.
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l.ovely shirred Plccvcs finished off
with wide contrasting cults and ?
jaunty neckline arc enchanting features
?ii this dress. Tarry it out in
a becoming polka dot of crepe, silk, :
lawn, or a smooth rayon. !'y the
way it's very easily m ole hocaus?i
the dress is all one piece with two
New Antarctic Land Found
1>\ Norwegian Oil Tanker
Announcement in Oslo that a new ;
land in the Antarctic had been discovered
by the Norwegian o|f tank a
I or. Thorshavn. has aroused tnucli in- 11
. terest in Norway. This discovery is r
! not only of Importance in the mup!
ping of the South Antarctic regions, (
i hut may lead to Norway annexing r
more territory in The Antarctic.
Some years ago Norway ilisputiHl ;
with Great Itritain the ownership o! (
j Lion vat island, which lies in he
same region and is of value to Norwegian
whalers in the Antarctic, i
The Thorshavn's discovery means i o
that Norwegian explorers have at j
last found the missing link between |'!
King l.eopohl Land, tjueen Astrid ''
Land and Lars i 'hristensen's Land. ?J<
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Week's Supply of Postum Free ni
Head the offer made by the Postum N
Company in another part of this pa- J11
per. They will send a full week's sup- 1
plv of health giving Postuin free to
anvone who writes for It.?Adv.
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Keep Passing A
I toss--On your v;:\ there you will 1 fi
pass a baseball park. I *1;
Messenger r.'.v (hopefully) Yes*; ri
Rosy?Well pass ii. | .)
True, But?
Trainer (encouraging his man)?
What you've got to do is to stick
to it and go for 'em, and you'll come
through with flying colors.
Boxer (doubtfully) ? Yes! Rut
i they'll be at half-niast.?Royal Arr
cantiin Bulletin.
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amino Mascot of Army Past
Is Mounted I>\ Taxidermist
"< 'hubby,*' cheerful canine mas t
of Troop I'. Secml flitted States
availy. at Fort IIHey. Kan., who
cparteil this life recently, after a
ill nine years with his outfit, has
en sent to t tax i?i?*r n i isf .i
niana. whoie his <kin wilS he
U'litued. r? ports tin- Recruiting:
(hvs. Men niiirht come and men
lijrlit uo, the troopers reasoned,
ut they were convinced the outfit
mid not possibly carry ? * without
huM<y, so even in death h? will still
i? present in their midst. 'Thuhby
as a friend to anyone who wore
uniform," says a re . nf issue of
le Soldier's Journal. "lie had
any tricks." the article continues.
Hid would perform at e-immand.
n<i he was a real cavalry <Utoe.
r he often, during his younger
iys. would make mar? lies with the
<?op, riding In comfort on tio- sadle
in front ? : a trooper."
TIMES DO CHANGE
"Iliram writes fnaii srlu^l that
icy are putting in an electric
vltch."
"There's no end o* them new-fanled
ideas. The birch rod w.is good
longh in my day."
An Old Decision
"Why don't yon show year wife
'ho's master of the house?'
"She knows.**
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