Adas*
"The pot shouldn't call the kettle
' blnck."
"Ndt In politics."
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Keeps Skin Young
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Wax briaca out tbo hidden beauty of your akin. V9
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The Picker
"nave you and your wife selected
? now cap yet 7"
"No. she hasn't."
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A Coed Miser
Little Boy?Hey, mister, we'd like
? ride to the hall park.
Old CI much?I never let strangers
ride with me.
Little Boy?Oh, that's all right, I'll
Introduce you to the whole hunch!
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COMFORT
for COLICKY BABIES
. . . THROUGH CASTORIA'S
GENTLE REGULATION
Tlie best way to prevent colic,
doctors say, Is to avoid gas Id stom
ach and bowels by keeping the entire
Intestinal tract open, free from waste.
But remember this: a tiny baby's
tender little organs cannot stand
harsh treatment. They must be
gently urged. This Is just the time
Castoiia can help most. Castorla,
700 know, Is made specially for ba
bies and children. It Is a pure vege
table preparation, perfectly harmless.
It contains no harsh drugs, no nar
cotics. For years It has helped moth
ers through trying times with colicky
babies and children suffering with
digestive upsets, colds and fever.
Keep genuine Castorla oil hand, with
the name: J
^y&tSEu
CASTORIA
HIIHU'UlWI
Environment
Guest?Why, this room reminds me
of a prison.
Hotel Manager?Well, It's all a
matter of what one Is used to.?Path
finder.
Mofliers ? ..Watch
Children's colds
f"?OMMON head cold, often "aettle"
in throat and cheat where they
may become dangerous. Don't take a
chance?at the fcrtt iruffle nib on
Children'a Muaterole once every hour
for five hourt.
Children'. Muaterole is jtut good old
Miuterole, you have known eo long, in
milder form.
Thia famotu blend of oil of mustard,
camphor, menthol and other ingredient,
bring, relief naturally. Muaterole get.
action bee. lue it i> a laentific' 'amnter
irritant"?not hut n .aire?it pene
trate. and etimulatea blood circulation,
babe to draw out infection and pain.
Keep full strength Muaterole on hand.
for adults and the milder?Children'*
Masterole for little torn. AH drugging.
Tli* D**r Girl
"Could you lie Imppy with lor* la
a cottage?" ?
"If wo have a good car."
i Drink Away. I
1 that heavy, [
I drowsy feeling!
I When constipation signals. I
| bring bach the flash ofhsalth I
in year faee by flnehlog the
> tiSXS^ JZZL-^2 |
I nnhealthy, etagnaat waste, re- 1
I nsw thi hslagsf sasrgj aa^psg I
IgarfieldteaI
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BESMART
Make Your Home* Beautiful
with uma nrxNn
17abreakable, hand painted, washable doer
CM, door knockers, drapery Ua backs,
k ends. Make money for yoaraelf or
year church. Every woman who loves
beauty will buy. t*? commission to live
agents, dead foe^ywret^jtfrculer. Address.
Mft W. Waeker Drlvn Ctdeaga*
W. N. 0. SALT! MORE, NO. 46-1W1.
Finnta Watch BUia
Firemen called from all parts of
Belfast, Ireland, recently, stood Idle
as they watched a fire burn Itself
out An underground electric cable
bad fused, and flames shot several
feet In the air from an open man
hole, the cover of which had been
blown off by the heat The pave
ment was also forced up by the hent
Many business houses In the center
of the city were plunged Into dark
bess. Owing to the nature of the
blase the flreoien could not light It,
tori Health Is
' Your Ratiral State
Bnt you can't expect to enjoy good
health If you are allowing disease
germs to accumulate and multiply
somewhere In your system. Coughs,
colds, bronchitis, tonsllttls, rheuma
tism and often neuritis are the work
of disease organisms which must be
attacked and destroyed If good
health la to be restored. These and
many other more serious types of In
fection may be controlled and good
health restored by chemically de
stroying the germs, using B. & M?
The Penetrating Germicide, to stop
the bacterial poisoning. The B. & M.
treatment Is unlike any other?quick
and positive In action. Your druggist
Should have B. & XI. In stock. If he
falls to supply you promptly, send us
his name and $1.25 and we will mall
you a full-size bottle. Helpful book
let free on request. F. E. Rollins
Co., 53 Beverly St., Boston,. Mass.
(Adv.)
In politics, you can solve a prob
lem easily If the people are satisfied
with the solution.
m From 11 o'clock p. m. to 6 o'clock
S. nr., the world has a kind of mora
torium. It's asleep.
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Acid
stomach
I 1
Excess acid is the common cause
of indigestion. It results in pain and
sourness about two hours after eat
ing. Tne quick corrective is an alkali
which neutralizes acid. The best
corrective is 'Phillips' Milk of Mag
nesia. It has remained standard with
physicians in the 50 years since its
invention.
One spoonful of Phillips' Milk of
Magnesia neutralizes instantly many
times its volume in acid. Harmless,
and tasteless, and yet its action is
quick. You will never rply on crude
methods, once you learn how quickly
this method acts. Be sure to get
the genuine.
The ideal dentifrice for clean
teeth and healthy gums is Phillies'
Dental Magnesia, a superior tooth
paste that safeguards against acid
mouthy
People get the kind of government
they deserve. It Is true; and some
limes the government gets what It
deserves.?1-oule the Sixteenth's.
; ?i
I Make your children I
STURDY
Scorr't Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil builds and protects the
bodies of growing youngsters, infants, and expectant mothers.
Doctors fand it Rives them a wealth of Vitamin A for correct
growth, as well as Vitamin D, the "sunshine vitamin" so
essential in building strong, healthy bones and t$ptk.ttfalp<?, ?
able calcium salts are also in it . . . and its plettant flavor
makes Scott's Emulsion easy for children to take. Good
for adults tool Scott & Bowne, Bloo infield, N. J. Sales
Representatives, H. F. Ritchie & CoInc., New York.
Listen to Scott* F.muUlon e "Romance* oj the Sea," every Sunday
and Tuaedmu ml 9 JO P.M. IR X T) aatr ih* Columbia La*i* n*im*>rh
I ? I
God ha* given us tongues that we
may say something pleasant to our
fellow men.?Heine.
A man will laugh at. his troubles?
ten years after.
Why Is It a mother always expects
her son to tarn oat better than bis
father did. ? ''
When In (he mood one can yawn
at any kind of a love sonnet.
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Lower Prices
Neu/i? ^
U/unninqnafn
RADIO /7TUBES>
TTPIS OU PUCES mw PUCES
CX301A *1.10 * .75
C324 1.50 1.00
C324A 2.00 1.00
CX326 1.25 .80
C327 1.25 1.00
ttto old men NEvracn
C335 *2.20 '1.60
CX345 MO 1.10
C347 1.90 1,55
CX371A mo .90
CX380 MO 1.00
Pigeon Wii RhiomIIi
A pigeon nearly upaet business In
a Lynn (Mass.) cigar atore recently.
The bird entered and perched near
the celling of the high-studded store
and all efforts to dislodge It were
without avail. When It came time
to close the store the clerk thought
he would have to lock the pigeon up
Inside. Before doing so he ex
claimed In a loud tone of voice,
"(let out, we are going to close up."
The pigeon then flew down to the
floor, ate some peanuts there, after
Which It walked, not flew, out of the
?tore.
So far, the people have been able
to pay for the mistakes the govern
ment makes.
Many a man It worth less than the
Insurance he carries.
Who knowa most, donbta not. **
H the safe easy way before
ft worse troubles follow. Take
HALE'S HONEY
OF HORKHOUND AND TAR
The tried home remedy for breaking
up colds, relieving throat troubles;
healing and soothing ? quick relief
for coughs* and hoarseness.
30c mt mil Wrapgief*
Pas Wto'f TnethsiOis Drops
Approved Safety Free Wheeling for all
ears offers treat rat money making oppor
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MIND MOTION P1CTCRB OPKRATOR8
WAJfTKD? I.?am Free practical training
when course le completed. Easy terms SO %
of tuition payable when employed. 10S N.
Rowan Are.. Dept. 10. Los Angeles. Calif.
Operators. thla locality, for revolutionary
aqulpmrnt Salary SSO. Photo Electtie Re
aearch Lab. Corp.. Powers Bids.. N. T. C.
I When'Rest Is Broken
/tex rrompuy wnen autaaer
Irregularities Disturb Sleep
AHjm bothered with bladder
A hta^alariUeei ??p*y I
up at aichtT HaSTmnptl; three
2^2-ahT<?^3ei5rild?7
ar bladder conditions.
Hm ' 0?t everywhere rely on
0oa?-? nil,. Thl. tinjf-lcr
addhoetle haa bean recom
9P1 neewded for SO year*. Sold by
^^Jtfldraebta.
1 lloan's FHls xi
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Neal's Mother
Has Right Idea
Within a few
months there will be
no more feverish, bil
ious, headachy, con
stipated, pale and
puny children. That
prophecy would sure
ly come true If every
mother could see for
herself how quickly, easily, and harm
lessly the bowels of babies and chil
dren are cleansed, regulated, given
tone and strength by a product which
has proved Its merit and reliability
to do what Is claimed for It to mil
lions of mothers In over fifty years
of steadily Increasing use.
? As mothers find ont from uslnf It
how children respond to the gentle
Influence of California Fig Syrup by
growing stronger, sturdier and more
active dally they simply have to tell
other mothers about It That's one of
the reasons for Its overwhelming
sales of over four million bottles a
year.
A Western mother, Mrs. Neal M.
Todd, 1701 West 27th St, Oklahoma
City, Okla., says: "When my son,
Neal, was three years old he began
having constipation. I decided to
give him California Fig Syrup and In
a few' days he was all right and
looked fine again. This pleased me
so much that I have used Fig Syrup
ever since for all his colds or little
upset spells. It always stops his
trouble quick, strengthens him, makes
him eat"
Always ask for California Fig
Syrup by the full name.and see that
the carton bears the word "Califor
nia." Then you'll get the genuine.
la This Modern Day
"Dining In a restaurant? Where Is
your wife?"
"Broadcasting .cookery hints."
Faith Is a thing that makes a bald
headed man Invest In another bottle
of hair restorer.
How easy It Is for a man to think
of the right excuse at the wrong
time.
AUTO WINS ITS'WAY
IN EASTERN LANDS
The automobile has recently made
two more conqueata In out-of-the-way
parte of the world. Our State depart
ment haa just recognized the govern
ment of Ibn Sand, king of Hejaz and
sultan of Nejd and divers other tracts
of the Arabian desert. Ibn controla
the sacred place of Mecca, and It
seems that Moslem pilgrims who for
merly journey thither by caravan
now prefer to travel by auto bus.
much to the scandal of the holy men
and the' discoibflture of the camel
drivers. In diplomatic circles It la
calculated that our recognition of the
picturesque Arab potentate will stim
ulate the sale of American automo
biles In the land of the prophet. ?
Meanwhile the dalal latna, head of
the monastic hierarchy that rules
Tibet, has ordered a "devil wagon"
from India for his private and royal
use, all of which Is In defiance of the
15,000-odd monks who constitute the
governing caste of the country. The
story goes that the grand lama pre
viously owned another car, but the
other' priests objected so vigorously
to It that he soon locked It np In a
mule stall In the monastery, where
It succumbed to the ravages of rust.
The magnitude of such an Innova
tion may be understood when one
realizes that the machine age In
Tibet has largely been limited to the
prayer wheels In which the 15,000
odd monks grind out their Incanta
tions.
Never Happened Before
The Smiths had had their car for
qqlte a while and had never bad any
trouble. One night fate was against
them.
"It's a blowout," said Mr. Smith.
"It can't be," Insisted Mrs. Smith.
"We never have had one."
Buljd house of glass or steel If
If you will. They'll never be as pretty
as those of masonry.
A man says "I shall" and a wom
an "I will."
The loveliest bird jias no song.
Tamiliar ^
On the arrival of two relatives
whom Mary Jane had not seen for
some time, her mot her > Inquired:
"Don't you know these visitors,
Mary Jane?"
The child studied them and, ob
serving that one was extremely tall
/
while the other was short, she re
plied:
vis It Mutt and Jeff?"
Doorstep Diplomacy
"Are you a bill collector?"
"Just want a debt parley with your
husband, tbass all."
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''FATIGUE?
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I just postpone it!
"No, I don't have'?nerve*.' Yon can't have them, and:
hold this sort of portion. My head used to throb
around fhfee o'clock, and certain days, of course,
were worse'than others.
. "Thep.1 learned W rely en Bayer Aspirin.''"
The sure cure for any headache is rest But some
times we must postpone it. That's when Bayer
Aspirin saves the day. Two tablets, and the nagging
pain is.gone until you %re home. And once you are
comfortable, the pain seldom returns I
i Keep Bayer Aspirin J^ndy, Don't put it away,
or put off taking it Fighting a headache to finish the
day may be heroic, but it is also a Kttlfe foolish. So is
sacrificing a night's sleep because you' ve an annoying
cold, or irritated throat, or grumbling tooth, neuralgia,
neuritis. These' tablets always relieve. They don't
depress the heart and may be taken freely. That ia
medical opinion. It U a fact established by the last
twenty yean of medical practice.
The only caution to he observed is when you are
buying aspirin, payer is genuine. Tablets with the
Bayer cross are taje. , ?
Firestone patented
construction gives Extra
Strength and Safety
The Firestone Oldfield Type Tire is a tough, rugged tire all the way through.
Inside are the special patented construction features of Gum-Dipping and
Two Extra Cord Plies Under the Tread that give the body of the tire extra
strength and safety.
Outside is a thick tread of slow-wearing, non-oxidizing rubber with a deep
noo-ekid for long,trouble-fr*e service and sore traction. Sturdy blocks of rubber
on the sidewall guard against rut and curb wear.
Compare this great tire with any Special Brand Mail Order Tire selling at t
the same price. Firestone Service Dealers hare sections for you to Inspect.: t
Drive to the Firestone Service Dealer near you and see for yourself why
Firestones give longer trouble-free service and greater safety.
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