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By Jeff Hayes
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Blueprint for Labor-Manage
ment Love and Kisses
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This U the Elmer Twitchell plan fcr j
BcOar Understandings Between Laker end j
1?Fundamentally all the trouble i
is due to the fact neither side com- ,
pletely understands the other. <
There can be no peace until some i
system is adopted, so that each side i
can experience all the headaches of
the other. JI
I?Worker* do not {el enough
golf. Employers da not get enough
life without golf. Let the working
man hare the golf elabs six months
a year and provide him with a set
of clubs. After a few weeks of wor
rying over backs wings, the right
grip, ate., aD other problems will
seem relatively unimportant. And
the boss, six months away from golf
and not giving a darn about the
pivot or knee action would And him
self a different person. Positively.
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S?Let the workers split with the '
bosses the routine of going through 1
the mail, answering the unnecessary
letters, correcting Miss Abernathy's '
spelling, trying to find the memo-'1
randa which was put where it::
couldn't be mislaid, wading through 1
those long lunches at the Business
Men's club, taking all those indiges- j
Ion tablets from 2:30 to 4:30 and ;
then getting home to find the wife's
bridge party is still on.
(And make the employers eat
some of those sandwiches put Into
a worker's lunch box.)
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4?Alternate months let the work
ers prepare banquet speeches, sit
through dull operas, get into stiff
shirts and tuxedos for dinner, use
three types of fork and worry about !
stomach ulcers. And make the boss :
go to those smokers, stop for a beer
at Hennessy's, listen to the soap :
operas, have a quickie of corned
beef and cabbage and endure all
those double features.
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5?For part ef every month make
the workers serve on aew relief
campaigns, werry over dinner
speeches, explain to stockholders,
wade through the questionnaires, fill
out the required federal forms and
always keep their pants pressed;
while the bosses shake their own
drinks, help mind the baby, listen
to the radio in their stockinged feet
and tend the furnace.
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? ? Let the workingman have
three homes, two cars, an outdoor
swimming pool, a yacht and those
week-end house parties. That should
help make him realize what the boss
has to stand up under. And make
the employer live in the little
bungalow, raise tropical fish, get
along with the undersized medicine
cabinet, use the family tub, fix his
own plumbing, eat in his shirt
sleeves and help eight kids with the
homework. Brother, there will be
closer understandings after that.
(Copier of the above plan may be had
by sending in a barrel of potatoes, ? pri
ority one mew Ford and tight lumps of
sugar J
Thoughts on a Housing Crisis
(C*afttaa*4)
The Indian was not so dumb
He didn't toil or fiddle;
He never had to hunt a home
Or solve a housing riddle.
The Bed Man is my envy now?
He Uved in tents galore, sir,
And they were as he left them when
The guy came heme from war, sir!
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Elmer Twitchell is pretty angry
at the wife. When he refused her
an extra two dollars the other day
saying he conidnt afford it, she
threatened to name a fact-finding
board.
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Fiorello LaGuardia is going to
the Brazilian inauguration of a new
President as an official ambassador
from America. Up to now the new
head of Brazil has never had any
body read the American funnies to
him.
Joe E. Brown Is credited with
hilling two Japs In a Luzon com
bat. It was ao feat of marksman-'
ship. The Japs had approached to
within lfi yards at Brown's mouth
thinking they were entering an un
protected ravine.
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The southland is having a touxh
winter. Which reminds us of the
winter down in Florida when a I
Miami paper carried the
after a bad storm, "Yankee BlisI
zard Hits South."
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THE Pacific coast baseball
1 league was recently turned down
in a major league bid. It is quite
possible that the West coast stretch
isn't entirely major territory as far
as all its cities or teams are con
cerned. This also applies to both the
American and National league,
which in many places carry a strong
minor league touch, as everyone
connected with baseball knows.
But the main point is that in a
general sporting way the Pacific
coast in manv soots
has more of a big
league touch than
the East, Midwest
or the South. And
the argument isn't
even close. The
only way to prove
this point is through
facts and figures,
not by words that
are always unim
win.
Grantland Rice For a few ex
amples ? after a
bad football year where both South
ern California and UCLA were beat
en two or three times, they outdrew
Army and Navy. The western rec
ord count was 103,000 and this isn't
the first time 100.000 has been beat
en on the West coast. Under the
same conditions Southern California
and UCLA in the East, Midwest or I
South would have drawn from 30,000
to 40,000 at the limit
Now we come to racing, which in
terests mora millions than most
people know?more than almost any
other sport or business or whatever I
you care to call it.
Richest Purses in West
Those who follow racing know the
purses offered in New York, Chi
cago, Maryland, Florida. New Or
leans and Kentucky, all among the
isooo<? racing States' rarely topI
Here are some of tl/e purses to
be offered at Santa Anita, Calif.:
One hundred thousand dollar Santa
Anita handicap?March 9. Richest
all-age raee.
One hundred thousand dollar Santa
AniUDerby?February 23. Tops for
the three-year-olds.
Fifty thousand dollars for the
Santa Catalina, San Pasqual, Santa
Margarita, San Antonio and San
Joan Capistrano. Five in all eight
C5.9M stakes.
of M50.009 for the
stake"" of **3,333 per
No purse is under $3,000. Can the
East, South or Midwest approach
these figures? You know what the
answer is.
No.
New Baseball Territory
AD this is further proof that the
two lopsided big leagues, which need
unlimited night baseball for many I
teams to keep going, can no longer !
overlook a new country in the way I
of population and general sporting
interest. Los Angeles and San Fran
cisco are far ahead of most of the
big league cities in the matter of
population and enthusiasm for
sports.
It is generally realized by those
who know their sport that St. Louis
Boston and Philadelphia are one
major - league - club towns. Cin
cinnati, Washington and a few others
don t belong in the same class with
Los Angeles and San Francisco on
the sporting side. The fact is that
California and Florida are our two i
best climate states, unless you1
happen to like colder weather.
It is aB a question 0f facts, fig
ures and fair play. California
merely happens to be the best toot
*be best racing state, the
best track-and-field state in the
country. Neither New York nor CM
eago could even approach the Olym
f* fames of 1933 which Los An
*eles held. Both cities know toi,
One trouble to that too many peo
W ^-'"T froD" f,et? and truth.
Especially those Interested only on
the side of the dollar.
F?r ??e example. New York has
neither the football nor racing facili
/anked in the same class
with Los Angeles, unless you enjoy
looking at football games back of a
thick pillar or being trampled under
foot at a race track. In the course
of too many years, your correspond
ent has worked in the border states
the deep South, the East, the Mi*
*!*.'? -We* and the South
we*t. Pride of section is a good
thing, but the United Stole, is much
more important.
There was a time when the At
lantic and Pacific coasts were many
days apart. Now they are only a few
hours a pert. This also goes for the
thereat tf*lrNorth- ^ GuH and
w Lakes are now only a
bop, step and jump away.
totoS X ? F,r w?? has
taken all the worst of it from bis
league baseball and big leasue
football. The South's major problem
has been spectator capacity where
oaly the New Orleans stadium can
handle 70,000 people. And no South
Population around the
million mark. This, in time, will be
^2,^" Certainly the South's
contribution to every form of sport
has been enormous, whether this be
hweb^U fomball. golf or oth?
hn^tbe
practkmBy a
Grandma
SPEAK! N'...
Good many people spend too
much time teechln' children how
to behave toward their parent*.
Seem* to me lota of parents
ought to be taught how to bo
have toward their children.
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Bless my soul, there alnt nutb
ln' easier than msltln' sure ye*Te
gittln' a top-quality margarine.
Jest look fer the word* "Table
Grade". Nu-Maid Margarine's
Table-Grade. Ses so Jest as plain
as the nose on yer face right on
the package.
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When you see somebody let no
cess go to their heads, you kin
be mighty sure there was a vac
uum there to start with,
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When I want my cakes or pies
to be extra-special, I alius use a
Table-Grade Margarine . . . one
that's got a nice mild, sweet
flavor. Nu-Mald Margarine's
Table-Grade.
How To Relieve
Bronchitis
Creamnlsion relieves promptly bo
cause It goes right to the seat of the
trouble to help loosen and expel
?arm laden phlegm, and aid nature
to aootte and heal raw, tender. In
flamed bronchial mucous mem
branes. TeU your druggist to eeO yon
a bottle of Crmmnlslnn with the tm
derstandimr you like tha way it
quickly allays the cough or you are
to have your money back.
CREOMULSION
for Couth*, Chest Colds, B pouchitis
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cactios- '*se owas at eieecteo
CET A 25? BOX
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brings quick reliaf fur
muscle pains
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? doe to fatigue. expo>
?ore. colds or overwork.
Coat aim methyl salicylate,
effective pain-relieving
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WHEN Functional Nervous
Disturbances such as 8|eap
lussi i. Crankiness. Excitability.
Bvstleaeataa or Nerrous Headache
interfere with jour work or spoil
pour good times, take
Dr. Mito Nenriae
(liquid or Efcrural Tablsts)
Nerroos Tension can make poo
Wakeful, Jittery, Irritable. Ner
H^dZk^
tiau. In times like these, we are
more likely than usual to become
orerurvuight and nerrous and to
wish for a good sedative. Dr.
Miles Nervine is a good sedative
?mild bat effective.
If you do not use Dr. MQed
Nervine you cant know what it
will do for you. It comes in
Liquid and Effervescent Tablet
form, both equally soothing to
tense and over-wrought nerves.
WHT DONT YOU TRY ITT,
Get it at your drug store.
Effervescent tablets JSC and 75C,
Liquid 25* and tl-Oe. CAUTION
?Take only as directed.