Friday, April 23, 1926
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Dinner Stories
Holding Out.
‘'Why did you tell that reporter ,
that you wt*e robbed of a hundred !
dollar* when you never had that much
on you?”
“I was after revenge. I wanted
thnt holdup man to get in trouble
with his wife.”
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Not His.
“Don’t you think people are read-!
ing altogether too much trash these
days?” ashed tile author.
“Just whdt do you mean by .trash?”
contitered the cautious publisher.
“Ob, you know—the sort of stuff
all these other chaps are writing.”'’ I!
The Lesser Evil. !
“George,” inquired the motorist’s
wife, “why did you buy that ticket to -
the policemen's ball ”
•‘Because, my dear,” replied George,
“I saw that if I didn't buy a ticket
the policeman was going to give me
one." . 1
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“Well, So Long, John. Dear.
Millbonk, S. D„.Herald Advance. I!
Immediately after the ceremony the
bride left for a brief honeymoon tour
to tiie Twin Cities. ,
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Something Like the Truth.
First Gasoline Dealer: “If tern- '
perance wasn’t the cause of prohibi- ;
tion, what was?”
Gastoline x Dealer: “T'lie fel- '
flb vs who used the Saloons for filling i
stations.”
Cut For the Act. ! 1
An American tourist sat ill a I’aris ;
case and wrote to his wife in In- j
din nn:
"I have been in Paris two weeks
and have not taken a drink.”
Just then an American orchestra
struck up: "My Bonnie Lies Over
the Ocean.”
The Good Old Guerre. i
The seene was aboard ship at Brest, I
Lady Liberty bound.
“What's lioldlfa' up the parade!
now?" filmed nn impatient soldier. I
“They're a-welgUln’ anchor.” ex-|
plained a gob.
"That’s the navy for youspult-'
tered the transportee. "Wily don't
you fellers write down what it weighs
and not be ho'.din’ up the ship every
time a guy waiits to get started in a
hurry?”
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PLANO FOR MEETING
OF WOMEN IN MAY
Nori ClpraKna federation of Worn- i
eb’s JCtU* RUU jgeet in Asheville, j
returns Are going forward here forj
the Uvenly-fpurtn annual convention j
of tli* fipyth Caroling Federation ofj
Women's Clubs, to be held here Mgy
4th to 7th. .1
The sail for preparations and plans
to attend has been issued already by
| Mrs, E. L. McKee, of Sylvia, yresi-,
i dent.
Outstanding addresses of the con- ;
vention are expected to be those by
Mrs John D. Sherman, Chicago, and
, Astes Park, Colorado, president o?
tha general federation of* women's^
. c übs, Bqth will address the con-J
i vention May sth.
I Mrs. Rose V. S. Berry,, of Newi
' York, chttieman of art of the general'
federation, will speak on May 6th.
i Muny social features have been!
planned for the convention by club
women of this city, including a drive
to Hendersonville, Where the dale-'
gates will be entertained. Another
i social function will be a tea at the:
j Biltmore Forest Country Club here.,
j and a reception by the city federa
tion of clubs of Asheville.
The annual federation dinner will
take place at § o’clock -on the sec
j ond day pf the fathering.
Breakfast and luncheon conferences
of the delegates have been planned!
and several matters of forward-look
ing nature will come up at the meet
ing, according to officers.
Sugar is the only food commodity'
which is supplied to the consumer in
a state of complete chemical purity.
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B¥ CHARLES l\ STEWART i
M, Service Writer
| Washington, April 22. —It isn't
ranch toorc yet than a faint rumbling
of distant thunder, bnt it hints at
, a storm Coming, and my guess is that |
it’s headed for the office of Indian af
fairs, in the Interior Deprtment.
Proceeding with our meteorological!
metaphor, the lightning Hashes are
awgy over on the other side of the
I horizon and it’s impossible to tell
much about ’em from here, but they’re
significantly numerous.
♦ * *
According to Mead Steel, a Sioux
I from the Fort Peck (Mont.) reserva-'
tion, who's here trying to do some
tiling about it, tiie trouble isn’t so
much with the office's personnel as
with the system.
He complains that it has too much
arbitrary power, which frequently, he
says, is exercised oppressively and un
justly.
Steel, be it understood, is the Fort
Peek Sioux's unofficial representative
in Washington. Such of tiie various
tribes’ official delegates as come here
from time to time, almost invnriob'y
declare that everything's lovely!
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“Bure they do,” agrees Steel. “The;
regular way for a tribal council to be
held, to choose a delegate to Wash
ington, is for thd reservation super
intendent to call ond control it and
see that it makes a selection that suits'
the Indian office..
“But if Bic tribe holds its own
council, independently of the superin
tendent, and picks out a real kicker —
why, the Indian office says that wasn’t
a tribal council at all, and refuses to
recognize its delegates.
“He may be able to get Congress
to listen to him but he has no stand
ing with thfc Indian bureau.”
(Copyright, 1026, NEA Service, Inc.)
LAW NDALE MAN SERE
DELLINGER IS ROSS
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Says “There Is No Doubt at AU”;
Willing to Make Affidavit.
Charlotte. April .lt). —Julius C. Del
linger. of Denver. Lincoln county,
was positively identi.ed ns Charlie
Brewster Ross, kidnapped in Phila
delphia when a child, according to in
formation received Monday’ from Dow
H. Crowder, of Lawndale, who de
clared he knows there is no doubt of
Dellinger’s real identity.
Mr. Crowder and friends visited
Mr. Dellinger at his home. After
making nn exhaustive investigation
Mr. Crowder declares there is “no
doubt at all,” and expresses a willing
ness to make an affidavit to that
effect Mr. Crowder was a youth at
the time of the kidnapping. The in
formation regarding Sir. Crowder's
visit was brought here by C. L. Mc-
Call, of Denver.
CONCORD ROL'TE THREE.
- L: IT. Troutmati, Who'Ms Been real,
sick for some time is,.-not improving!
. Miss Sadie Cook spent Saturday
night with SB’s. Will Earnhardt.
G. G. Ellis lias purchased a Chev
rolet car.
Mr. and Mrs. M. L. A’aiter and
family, of St. Johns, spent Sunday
with relatives on Route 3.
Miss Myrtle Ellis, who has been
sick, is improving.
L. J. Sapp has purchased a Dodge
car.
Miss Mae Cooke, of Kannapolis,
spent Saturday night with her par-
Mr. and Mrs. L. E. Cooke.
Lee Haynes spent Sunday in Con
cord. S.
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