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Saturday, May 1, 1926 II, Dinner Stories A Worm’s 'Eye View. j Ad lowa boy eh roiite to visit I friends in New York entered t'ie city ’ 1 by the Hudson tunnel, then took the ! subway to their address. “What do you think of the city?" they asked on his arrival. “I eouldh't say,” he replied. "I've ' had only a worm's eye view.” Knew His Fate. V “Judge.” pried die prisoner in the dock, "have I got to be tried by a woman Jury?' • "I* q«it,” whispered the counsel. : “I won't be quiet! Judge. I can't even fopl my own wile, let alone twelve strange women. I'm guilty 1” . The Poor Mother-in-Law. Visitor —Your picture of the Fiery Dragon is a masterpiece. Scbram the Aftist —Fiery Dragon? Where did you see that? Visitor—ln the middle of the wall in the next room. Sellrom—Oh. that is a portrait of. my mother-in-law. Some Do Have That Failing. “Wlmt did the pahsoii ’seiiss in his sermon?" asked one negrrf of an other, returning from preaching. | “Well, sah,” was the reply, “he used so many words I didn’t 'zaekly ketch fithathe was talkin’ ’bout." —The wages you ask are ifj»her higii for one who has no ex perience as a cook. New Maid—Yes, hut think iiow much tinnier it is for me when I don’t know anything about it. Judge—Do yWi know thnt you are not to resist an officer? Young Lady—Yes. but my hus band was looking. Tlie hostess was pressing. “Oh. Mrs. Jones; do try a little more of the pudding." Mrs. Jones-—Weil, dear, it really is nice. I'll have another mouthful. Hostess—That’s right, Mary fill up . Mrs, Jones' plate. v She—Do you think it will be all right for us after we are married to settle a couple of blocks away from my family? He—l was going to say a couple qf states. 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Johnnie was suffering from a bud cough and took his medicine to school with him. When he came home in the afternoon, mother asked him if he had taken his medicine during the i day at school, to which Johnnie re- 1 plied promptly, “No, mother, Johnnie Jiudds liked it and gave me an apple j for it.", | Mary's beau was going away for a! long trip and asked if she would wait for him unt : l he returned. Mary replied. "Well, John, you can't expect me to wait forever.’ Little Harry ov erheard (he conversation and retorted, ."Aw. John, she toM pop she'd wait forever for you." Mother gave Robbie some cake and went into , another room. When she came out she was surprised to find that Bobbie had eaten all the cake. She reproved him, saying, “Why. Bob bie, you ate all that cake without thinking of your brother." | Bobbie replied promptly. "Sure, I was thinking of him all the time. I ! was afraid he'd ,be in before I had time to finish it.’* ' '■* ■: ~t-" : Melrose Flour Liberty Self Rising j Flour Why use Flour that may please you at some time, and will not please you at other times, atfd that too, when you most want the very best. Melrose is just the very best at all times. It has stood the test —on this market for more than twenty-five years. I Liberty Self-Rising is made . ready to bake. It’s Melrose in quality. Our price is no higher now than any other brands. CLINE & MOOSE Phone 339' P. S.—We Deliver Quick Ev erywhere. ur chabi.es r. steivaht i Nf5A Service Writer i Washington,’ April 30.—Let a mem ber of the House of Representatives have something really important to say, in a speech on the floor, and the time for him to say it in is doled out ! to him by the management ns grudg ingly as if there weren’t enough of it to go around. Indeed, that’s just the case, the' leaders say. If statesmen were al- . lowed to run oratorical!}- wild, no time would be left to pass laws in. Fifteen minutes is a liberal allow ance for a speech. Cppn its expira i tion—bang! goes the gavel and, “The gentleman’s time has expired,” an nounces Speaker Longworth, biting him right off in the middle of a word. “Can’t I get a little more time?” he begs, and if it’s good stuff he's getting oft and lie's a popular mem ber, maybe he pets an additional five minutes or two or one, by unanimous consent. Inasmuch as the representatives' rules are no inelastic even when high ly important questions are up for consideration, one might naturally in fer that short work would be made of a congressman who undertook to talk pure piffle for the mere fun of hearing himself do it. Strange to say, the reverse is the case. If a lawmaker has some gen uine remarks" to make, the House gen erally is vefy strict with'him. If it's just hot air, his fellow legisla tors incline to let him prattle indefi nitely. 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WILKINSON Out of the High Kent District, Where Parking Space Is Plentiful jjj and time unlimited. j Concord Kannapolis, MoorcsviUe China Grove | Hot Water This gas hot water heater f f * s surely a friend in need and Jgj! T'flsJ I a friend indeed of every cook || ftl match and in a few minutes j steaming hot water run Pays for itself quickly. E. B. GRADY : PLUMBING AND HEATING DEALER Office and Show Room 39 E. Corbin St. Office Phone 334 W •< I THE DAILY TRIBUNE i ■ AND THE PROGRESSIVE FARMER BOTH ONE I’EAU AT THE FOLLOWING PRICES: In State outside Concord $5.25 The Progressive Farmer is the best farm paper published, and its price is SI.OO a year. You need not pay for the Progressive Farmer at the same time you pay for The Tribune. We will get it for you a whole year at any time on payment of only 25 cents. Pay your subscription to The Tribune to any contestant, bat, come to The Tribune office to pay for your Progressive Farther. PAGE SEVEN
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