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Itforsday, May 27, 1926 C Dinner Stories ■— -I..i i',.., . ».i Would ■ You Believe ItT > One hundred average men at the * 1 es 25, and iu good health, will •I S, at the age of 05, , into these One will be ric'a, Pour will be wealthy, rive will be dependent upon their ■nings, '■ Thirty-six will be dead. Fifty-four wiH be dependent upon ends, relatives, or charity. Well How Docs He? A. small boy stood by watching a rk in a dry «Qod store take' iu ntory. .... „ s A - “Why do you cquiit atl the stock' It ß in the boxes V' he asked. ' “So we can be sure how many we ve,” answered the cleyk. “Well,” came bock the youth after ’*ral minutes of meditation, “how w * grocery man find out how iny sardines there are in a can?” Mgre Economy. Two youths from one of the in id cities stood on the stern and ikbound New England coast, Hur ting he billows. 'I m in favor .of a big Naty,” an unced one suddenly. “The bigger t better!” come?” inquired the other. OqtM Lord, man 1 Why waste all s tfltean?” Not a Word, John. otice in Eidora (Iowa) Herald.’' As some have said that T chargeO i much for sawing wood I have de ed to charge this year $1.50 in ad of $2-00 per hour. The reason had to charge $2.00 last year was muse I was two years getting my v mill built. Place your orders ■ly as I have but one arm now to rk with siuce I broke my right u a few weeks ago trying to ink my old truck. Now what have u kickers got to say about it?— hn Rainsbarger, Saw Miller. Safety First. "Aren’t you going to the bank to y. dear?” asked the cashier’s wife.' “No." replied that wary official. ”I ve rheumatism in m.v arms, and e bandits might not think of that.” Country Cured Meats IAMS SIDES SHOULDERS We always buy all the, well cured, cely trimmed country cured meats at comes on the market. The lot w« have now Is just the fln t yet. Sell yon whole hams or end ham. The finest country cured side to like you want it. It’s fine. ehout Western Bacon. We ive just the, fgistapt, thickest, cheap t and best at all times. Many other good tthiugs to cat. CtINE & MOOSE Phone 339 I’, s. Phone 330. We deliver lick everywhere. 'liHj —a*"a=- "hi*.i«- .j V k Protect Your Property and Your Money bouse, When tainted With 1 Marietta House Paints, it practi- / ally guaranteed against the ravages of M Weather by the Marietta Service Certificate. No ether paint manufac turer offers us about it todagr. Concord Paint & Paper Company 348 N. Church Street Photo 16L ■- - -1 i; |j_ ■ -| ' | POLLY AND HtJR PALS . IT FELT LIKE ZERO AT ASHUR LKK UA4s\ SEt 1 ILL BET 560\ U)H0 4 li i i c.A\if- it /'Vyv * A/TV'\ . . T — ' * . ■fiSfe *■ w/«»it ascoot l ftsiTNlW 1 ■y WtSIS CItACRS. ' ’’There is wood chough in this I country ior evdryooe,” says Henry ! Ford, "*heu we learn how to use it:” The trouble is, too many wooden heads, j —Fayetteville Observer. Uncls Joe Cannon was always a rather remarkable character. On his I ninetieth birthday' he absolutely re | fused to gJVb iny advice to anybody. • —Naahviife Bnnntr. “America a pnjn'es go abroad for polish.’ Ye»,.»ud a Jot of ’em stay at home and assume it.—Aakausas Democrat. , - Studying the new prohibition bills lined np tn-Congress, the wats begin to wonder why they ever started any-' * i thing.—Miaul Tribune. V'? v J | One of the principal chuses of traf ific accident* is automobiles now*run |so smoothly that a dtiVer can’t tell t when he’s goidg fimt.—Pensacola News. ( Undesirables are born as Weil as ‘ imported.—Pensacola News. t These new radio photographs seem to have a lot of static in them.—Mi ami Tribmie. i The stilly night that the poet wrote . about appears to be getting still more stilly in this country.—Nashville Banner. Girls object more than ever to vaccination, because it’s so hard uow to find a place where the sear won't show.—Fayetteville Observer. Far be it from the newspapers to Say anything against the short skirt. They know it pays to advertise.— Durham Sun. Coffee is unhealthy. A Chicago man who hit his wife with a perco lator will be in for six months.—Dan ville Bee. Men go to sen to deal in hquor, and now.it is reported they arc counter feiting beyond the three-mile limit.— Mobile Register. ( I Every new millinery de- ' tau. ;: Every new Color Com bination. . i Millinery Dept. MISS ALLIE LEGO, Prop, g Phone 330 oooeoooooooroooo(MX>ootx>r Coaches Crew .1 ilia"iiiiiiT . m . j I H tinker the < n of Coach “fie” feuder (above). Cornell University ex pact* to nmke a noteworthy showing In rowing this season. Leuder baa bean putting his eharfcee through dally practice* on Lake Cayuga and latest reports state the Ithaca pad fliers are coining along nicely. Lea der’s main objective, of course, la Mm annual Poughkeepsie regatta In Nominated •’JUKUB John S; Fisher won (he Re publican nomination for Gov ernor of Pennsylvania in the ”«cent primaries. outdoor sports ~~ THE CONCORS DAILY TRIBUNE WOULD KEEP TEXTILE SUPPLY IN BALANCE) Prspoaod' Institute of Cotton Manu facturers Association to Be Dis cussed With Hoover. Greenville, S- C., May 26.—The : proposed cotton textile institute, con ceived with the view of stabilizing the textile industry througn con- 1 stant maintenance of a balance be-1 nit pit! y and demand and regu lati'on in some capacity, imports and exports of tcxtHes wilt be up with Secretary of Commerce ilerbert Hoover for discussion at an early date which was decided here today by the steerring committee of the American Cotton Manufacturers as sociation. | Conceived at a recent meeting of : the American Cotton Manufacturers assoeiatipn in Atlanta, the proposed texfile institute, designed to act as a j CHORUS—“AH! SO THERE YOU ARE, EH ?” O >926. by iCini f eafurc* Syndicale. Ine. -O-H t V - " J ' I——■ -"I I ——- (general panacea for irregularities in [ the textile industry, Was disciKsed: at length here today by the steeriug committeo of the association. After placing the projiosal in a more or | less tangible form, tiie committee de-1 cided to secure an appointment with Secretary Hoover in Washington at an early date and discuss with him I the proposed institute. The meeting i with Secretary Hoover will consti tute the next gathering of the stor ing committee. “Rising the Standard of the Amer- j ieati Home" has geen sttectec ns the keynote for the eighteenth biennial convention of th general Federation of Women's flubs, which is to open in Atlantic City on May 24 and con tinue in session for ten days. The convention is expected to be the larg j est in the history of the organization. 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