Tuesday, January 22, 1924
THE TAR HEEL
Page Three
Student's Column
Editor of the Tar Heel,
Dear Sir:
I've just seen in the Tar Keel a
most inaccurate story, of my encoun
ter with one of the more humble
members of the Carolina faculty. Real
izing that his refusal to grart an in
terview did not arise from any in
nate modesty but rather was moti
vated a word I learned in English
31 by a chivalric desire to protect
the lady in the case, I feel that it
is my duty to set your reporter right
and to render a true account ' of a
most unfortunate incident.
Know then that shortly after
Christmas I broke away from my sis
ters as we were led thru Chapel Hill
and after several exasperating en
counters with unspeakable dogs I at
last found peace on the Campus not
far from a whitish building whoso
smell reminded me of my own little
stall back in Alamance. No human
was in sight and as I cropped the
grass I remembered that the Univer
sity was having its Christinas holi
day. Suddenly I espied a man swinging
along the path that leads to the Li
brary. By his faded hat and trou
bled mien I knew him for a faculty
member. But what business had a
professor to be walking thru the
Campus in vacation time, and he-id-ed
for a building at that? I had not
then heard the adage.
Teachers work till nearly one
But Library work is never done.
The poor wight was actual' y going
to work during holidays!
That in itself was disgusting, bm
what really angered me was his very
apparent effort to ignore my pres
ence. Now Mr. Editor we brunettes
like to be ignored no more than do
our auburn sisters. Disdain is more
humiliating than a beating.
Against this insult I had but one
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recourse: I lowered my head and
rushed. The man must have some
magic powers or some library angel
may have aided him, for almost in
stantly an osage hedge seemed to
grow up between us. A moment later
he was back on the path; another
rush; and again "the magic trees. I
paused to shake away the angry
tears. When next I looked he was
three cow-lengths up the path. But
what a change! No longer he ig
nroed me; his steps had not slacken
ed but every ten seconds he glance-1
over his shoulder at me. I had
achieved my purpose: he was notic
ing me.
Happy in that I had gained my
point I allowed him to wend his fool
ish way to an icy Library, there to
court pneumonia. I trust he has
.earned about women from me.
Just another paragraph: I'm in
better humor now and if any othex
.'acuity member ever wants to give
-on;e of his vacation time to the Uni
"ersity I promise not to molest him.
ZOE MOO
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Dear Ivlis LIoo, or is it Mrs. ? :
We are sorry for our reporter's in
ccurrcy and apologize for any humi
iation you may have suffered. Since
he was not an eye witness to the trag
edy, he necessarily had to handle the
truth recklessly. We don't blame you
'or giving chase to the professor
with the literary background; it was
-owardly of him not to stand his
ground and explain his ungentle
manly rebuff to your friendly ap
peal. Our only regret is that he was too
fleet of foot. Would that you might
lave tossed him aloft and have shak
en his academic bearing on th? very
steps of the grim library. After
hree years of paying heavy fines
we have a natural dislike for the li
brary and library workers.
Your actions were not uncalled for,
Zoe We trust you will retire to
.our stall and hay in a forgiving
spirit. And next time, please show
more speed. Again we are sorry.
Be a contented cow.
Yours for better milk,
The Editor.
LAW CLUBS END
If
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Each Law Club "Held Court"
Four Times During the
Past Semester
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W. 0. LACOCK, Prop.
CHAPEL HILL, N. C.
An interesting editorial was no
ticed some few days ago in one of th?
'aily newspapers headed somewhat
-s follows: "Your Coal Pile as a
Thermometer." The article went on
to some length explaining how one
night say it had been a cold or z
hot winter but that a true estimate
of general climatic conditions of the
season could readily be obtained from
an examination fo the coal pile. The
lize of the pile being an inverse mea?
ire of the average temperature.
Borrowing the same idea one miarht
well say that basent litsts are quits
as good as indication of baromet.k
-(!;ire. Now a low barometer
means rain and if the rain happenr
. ::i"t e.irly in the morning, espe
cially before time to arise, it is al
- o;t. certain that eight thirty classes
will be low in attendance. Durin" p
oil ar;. Alienee wtih class rolls
there has been found hardly a singe
orniii with conditions as mention
! aboie when the number was not
abnormally high. Looking back ov?r
he absent lists for eight thr:ty
!asses one can tell with fair certain
v the mornings that were rainy.
Howevci. be it es it is, the above
tite rf afaii, :s not as bad as it
might i pi'ear. It's just perfectly nat--:ul
f o ' e; t ii an i e cry one, when it
its cold to put more coal on the
r.. it L-, vh?n re awake in
he morning and find ourselves lis!
..v of lain to heave
l thankful yawn for the Lords bls?3
t n o er to sleep again,
uch a reu; on io of course not justi
Yr.ble but there are certainly few
hj, vith t: c' conscience, ctmid
jrelicn. another for such an act
"ir how mar.y are there who wjuld
i&s --o .';. ssme thing? It
i'. me that there h another
lason why laiiiy mornings find i i
i ass d t!,:.t is this. The phy
' out of largj i-art of .he
cs i n sii: h a nature that ev-
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In accordance with the plans which
were worked out at the time of their
organizations, the various law clubs
of the University Law School held
four meetings during this month on
which occasions briefs were submit
ted and cases argued by the mem
bers. Each club met in a separate
room in Manning Hall and "held
court."
At the first meeting, which was he!d
Tuesday, January 8, the case of Belle
Curfew vs. Telegraph Co., was argu
ed. The plaintiffs and defendants of
the various Law Clubs were as follows:
Manning Law Club: R. F. Jones,
Plaintiff; Z. A. Morris, defendant.
Iredell Club: N. E. Aydlett, plaintiff;
C. G. Bellamy, defendant. Ruff in
Clubr H. D. Duls, plaintiff; Dink
Tames, defendant. Gaston Club: T.
A. Burns, Plaintiff; G. G. Dixon, de
fendant. McCray Club: J. A. Myatt,
plaintiff; J. R. Owens, defendant.
Pearson Club; T. L. Strange, plain
tiff; Thos. Turner, Jr., defendant.
McGehee Club: W. L. Whedbee, plain
tiff; J. R. P. Carawan, defendant.
At the meetings of Friday, Janu
ary 11, the 'plaintiffs and defend
ants in the case of The University
of North Carolina vs. Lemnie Keepem
were: Manning and Gaston Clubs: C.
V. Jones, plaint, P. C. Cocke, def.;
Iredell Club: L. T. Bass, plaint., A. B.
Brady, def. Ruff in Club: L. T. Gal
loway, piain., A. L. Herring, def. Mc
Cray &ub: A. N. Moseley. plaint.,
D. H. Penton, def. Pearson Club: C.
H. Perry, plaintiff; R. Y. Thorpe, de
fendant. McGehee Club: T. J. War
ren, plaintiff; B. S. Smith, defendant.
On Monday, January 14, the case
of the Humdinger Automobile Co.,
vs. Anxious Customer was tried. The
plaintiffs and defendants were: Gas
ton and McCray Clubs: W. E. Comer,
plaintiff; E. L. Owens, uei'-'iiuaiil.
Manning Club: G. II. Jones, plain
tiff; J. Foyner, defendant. Iredell
Club: C. -G. Lee, plaintiff; S. Coyner,
iefendant. Ruff in Club: K. D llard-
esty, Jr., plaintiff; B. P. Hodges, de
fendant. Pearson Club: C. W. Prid
gen, plaintiff; A. N. Stainback, de
fendant. McGehee Clnh; F. II. Whit
acker, plaintiff; A. T. Ilorton, defendant.
The case of Rambler vs. Mildewed
Hope was argued at the fourth meet
ing which was held FiiJay, J..ir.iarv
18. The plaintiffs and defendants in
these arguments were: Gaston Club:
Daisy Cooper, plaintiff; C. H. Da. id
son, defendant. McCray Club: C. K
Neal, plaintiff; L. J. Pigram defend
ant McGehee and Pearson Ciubi: D.
M. Field, plaintiff; P. J. Smith, de
fendant. Those serving as Cliiof Justices
were: Professors A. C. Mcintosh, P.
I. Winston, R. II. Wettach. F. B.
McCall and Albert Coates of the Law
Faculty, and H. A. Whitfield, D. G.
Downing, A. L. Purriugton, S. M.
Cathey, and C. E. Cowan.
The Presidents of the Law Club?
expressed themselves as immensely
pleased with the work of their re
spective organizations.
Forty-four arguments were made,
i' nine men submitted cases on the
brief. Fifty-three briefs were fiieu
ranging from five to twenty type
written Laces. There was an ave.a e
attendance of sixty-one men at all the
meetings
This concludes the work of tin
Law Clubs for the Fall Terms. The
' : 11 the S;.m;r Term will
wist of arguments b. 'tween the
clubj by members of the reeond and
'' o'v sap. Further plans will be
announced early in February.
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