North Carolina Newspapers is powered by Chronam.
ROOMMATE NEEDED for 2br Carrboro
Pt. $152mo. plus J4 utilities. Completely
furnished except (or second room. Bus
Rn. Quiet neighbors. Call Mike at 967-'
5401 (leave message).
ROOMMATE NEEDED to rent my room
from January to May. $160 per month plus
13 utilities. WasherDryer, Dishwasher,
Central Air. Own full bath. 967-411 1.
FIRST MONTH'S RENT FREE! Two
roommates wanted to share a room and
full bath from January to May. Washer
Dryer, Dishwasher, Central Air. $145 each
plus 13 utilities 967-4111.
GRANVILLE TOWERS LEASE FOR
SALE for Spring Semester! Will pay $100
to take over lease! Can sell to male or
female. Call Kent at 933-7947.
CONNOR DORM femd contract
for uk. Best locatioa on North
Campna. Co-ed, ACj two wia
dowe, corner room, wloft. Plea
cafl M3-5223. Ask for Karca.
OLD EAST CONTRACT for sale. Ideal
location, huge room. Call me, 933-6013."
Escape from South Campus!
CARM1CHAELII Nice dor aai
convenient locatioa. Boy any male
coatract for spring or ASAP. Call
Brad at 933-l3.
PROFESSIONAL WOMAN (with
farnitnre), returning for spring
semester, wishes to share apt.
with (or rcat a rooai fro at) aa
older, serioas, non-smoking
woman. Please call Naacy even
ings at (7t4) 527-145.
' HELP! DESPERATELY WANTED
MORRISON CONTRACT FOR
SPRING SEMESTER. CaO anytime
day or night preferably oa 9th
floor. Will pay $56 Extra. Urgent,
I NEED a ride to ATLANTA the weekend
of Dec. 2-4 andor the weekend of Dec.
9-11. Will hellp with gas and driving. 933
5597. NEED RIDE TO PHILADELPHIA or
WILM. DE. area for Christmas. Can leave
anytime fter Dec. 15. Will pay. Call Peter
at 933 7732.
RIDE NEEDED to CHICAGO for KEITH
RICHARDS CONCERT and possible
BEARS GAME. Leaving 12-9 afternoon
and back by 12-12 afternoon. Tickets and
accomodations provided. Will split gas
three ways. Call Mark, 933-4788.
OF THE BELL
It's that time of year again. . .
the Student Union at
2:00 p.m. on Fri, Dec 9 to
stuff Exam Survival Kits.
Also, be in Rms 21 1-212,
Union, 9:00 a.m. on Sat.,
Dec 10 to deliver the kits.
Be there or be square!
(Besides, it's mandatory!)
Pick up an information
form at the Union Desk,.,
through Dec. 21 , vw.v -All
UNC students are ' ' !
encouraged to participate. '
Buy end Sell your
: textbooks for
your price -Not
' pick up applications at
i one of our 5 convenient locations:
I DaOy Tar Heel Office
' Student Union BIdg.
Hardback Cafe &BS
HON Columbia St
405'2 Rosemary St.
'. Universal Printing &. Pub.
The Book Market
Carr Mill Mall, Carrboro
K K- a? '
THE Daily Crossword by Bernard
10 Pack down
15 Fencing foil
18 Hat makers
20 Heavy burden
23 Mass. motto
28 Soak flax
27 Red Ink Items
32 Delia of scng
34 Lowers in
39 Turk, inns
50 Come back
51 Capt. Hook's
52 A Shaw
58 Actor from
61 In the sack
63 Steve or
64 City on the
65 Sums up
4 School: Fr.
6 Deep regret
7 Expresses a
8 Struck out
10 Fork part
11 Yemen city
21 N. Mex. resort
28 Ship weights
29 Certain plants
GOING TO NORFOLK? Maury grad
desperate for ride home (preferably)
afternoon of 1217. Will pay gas. Please
call 933-4048. Thanks!
HELP! I need a ride to DELAWARE for
Christmas break. If you're headed north
on 1 95, please call Alan at 933 4633. Will
help with gas.
HELP! We need a ride NORTH TO
PENNSYLVANIA for X MAS break. If
you're driving 1-95 or 1-83, please call Tom
968-1049 or Heather 933-5828. Thanks.
KENTUCKY RIDE NEEDED for Christ
mas break. Will share driving and gas
expenses. Please call 929-8996 or 933
8617. RIDE OFFERED TO LOUISVILLE, KY.
for Christmas Break. Leaving Dec. 21
around 12 noon. Call 933-8057 -if you
HEADING NORTH ON 1-95? I need a
ride to the D.C. or BALTIMORE area,
Sat. 17th. Will help pay for gas. Call Allison
at 933 8545.
NEED RIDE to NORTHERN VIRGINIA
for Christmas break. Can leave on 12
21 and return 111 or 112. Will help pay
for gas. Call Patricia, 933-4794.
HEADED HOME DEC. 17TH? Going
anywhere from CHARLOTTE to ASHE
VTLLE? Need someone to help pay for"
gas? If yes, call 933 -8534, now.
MATH TUTORING: Get set for finals . . .
Statistics, Calculus, Practical Math, and
Algebra. Certified teacher with B.A. in
Mathematics Call Gary at 933-0800.
SEXY PEOPLE NEEDED for our
SPRING BREAK TRIPS. FLORIDA,
MEXICO. JAMAICA and many other
destinations. LIMITED space available.
Also ask about our winter ski breaks. 490
SPRING BSEAK Daytona, 7 nights, 8
days at the Clarendon Plaza (Daytona's
hottest spring break resort) $190 per
person. Packages also available for
Mexico, Jamaica, and the Bahamas.
BREAKAWAY TOURS 1 -800-444-7384
for more information. We love Greek
SPRING BREAK TRIPS to
ISLA MUYERES inclades air,
Lot!, parties and maca more.
$289 and ap. CaO Colleen 929
87. REDUCED PRICES
before Dec. 30.
lost & found
FOUND: BLUE SCARF on Hillsborough
St. Call 933-1452 to claim.
Largest library ot Information In US.
Order Catalog Today with VisaMC or COO
in Calif. (213) 477-82261
Or, rush $2.00 to: Reseat bforaatJca
11322 Idaho Ave 1206. Lot Angeles, CA 90025
Doyon "love and
tired of having
problems witb it?
Center is offering ABC
Groups (A Behavior
for more information
with UNC's newest
singing madrigals ,
spirituals, choruses, folk
songs & carols
Sunday, Dec. 1 1
Free Public Concert,
reception & caroling!
1988 Tribune Media Services, Inc.
. All Rights Reserved
31 Alphabet run
37 Ratlte bird
40 Half a fly
41 Came to an
48 Small ball
49 Moon goddess
52 Not quite shut
54 At that time
57 Kind of race
59 " Yankee
THE DAILY TAR HEEL is now offering
free loat ads for two consecutive
day. If you wish to run your ad longer
than two days, please pay for the addi
LOST: CANON ZOOM LENS CAMERA
at Player's, great roll of "pics" inside. I
want it back! If found, call Peggy 933-7367.
Reward $. , 1
LOST: MEN'S BROWN LEATHER
JACKET (possibly left in 104 Gardner
last Tues. 1115.) REWARD! Great
sentimental value! If found, please call
Clay at 942-4283 or 962 2333.
MICHELLE CAMERON I have found
your check. Please call Sara at 966-1040.
FOUND: BRACLET on Franklin Street
on November 30th. Call to identify: 933
8087. FOUND: HAIR ACCESSORY on Frank
lin St. Fri. night (122). Call 933-1632 to
LOST: LADY'S 10K HIGH SCHOOL
CLASS RING WITH ROYAL BLUE
STONE. Initials DDS. Class of 1986.
Extreme sentimental value. Reward. Call
933-4270 or 967-9385 and ask for Dennis.
LOST AND ALSO FOUND: A BLUE
JEAN JACKET at Oct. Christmas party.
Would like to trade. Call 933-3511.
LOST: Puppy outside Four Corners 12
588. Very friendly tan lab. Please call Pat,
962-6936 or 942-6970.
LOST: MINOLTA 35mm automatic
camera on Battle Lane 122! Great roll
of pics inside!! Means a lot to me!!
REWARDS! Please call Juii, 933-1435!!
DO YOU WANT TO DO WELL ON
YOUR FIN ALS? Me too, so whoever took
the GREEN LL BEAN BOOKBAG from
MURPHY 102 on 1129 please call Jay
at 933-4327. GENEROUS REWARD!
FOUND: HOUSE OR DORM KEY on
yellow plastic key chain near Time-out
Chicken Saturday night. Turned in to
APO lost and found.
LOST! Maybe in Murphy Hall, GREY
GLASSES IN GREY CASE. Gold letter
ing on case . . . "Liberty Optical Gallery".
Please call Larisa 933-8015. Thank you!
LOST: BLACK VINYL WALLET
Contains sentimental photos. REWARD
OFFERED. If found contact Kathleen at
967-2115 or 929-9999.
LOST THREE KEYS on blue UTC
housing keyring. If found please call 933
1449 (Reward!) or take to APO lost and
found in the Student Union.
BOOKBAG LOST DOWNSTAIRS STU
DENT UNION, 12688. Blameless
reward offered for safe return of property.
LOST: A NECKLACE of sentimental
value. REWARD offered. Please call 933
5980 or 967 9325.
YOU LOST YOUR ENO ALBUM AND
FLYERS! I found them and they're at the
TYRONE BATTLE, 1 found your driver's
license. It's at the Union info desk.
LOST on 113 somewhere near big frat
court - KEYS ON BRACELET KEY
CHAIN. One Toyota key and four other
keys. Call 9684)487 and leave message.
Have you lost something??? Look for
it at APO Lost and Found in the
basement of the Union or call 962
TYPING: Fast, accurate. Termpapeis,
theses, resumes, etc. Laser printer,
spelling and punctuation checker. CaO
anytime. Pick up and delivery to Student
Union. Phone THE PROFESSIONAL
with this coupon
Gabreilla Tal, Ms. T.
Permits will be
enforced in all
lots during the
mnnn "aaaaaai nnunnmn waaw mfmmmjim''im'miammmmmmrm
1 2 3 4 5 S 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 18 '
17 18 19" "
- - .
26 -fT" - 23129130 j3j
32 33 """"" 14 35""
- - .
39 40 41 42 43 "
JJ- " 4y 44 49
50 """ " 151
52 53 54 55 ' "" ' 5 "" " 57"
80 " "
81 82 ,63
84 j65 j86
ABORTION - To 20 weeks. Private and
confidential GYN facility with Saturday
and weekday appointments available. Pain
medication given. Free pregnancy tests.
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -
Freshman to post-doctoral and faculty. No
job too large or too small. 100 letter
quality. Professional, fast, dependable,
accurate. Word Wrangler, 933-9752.
TYPINGWORD PROCESSING -FAST,
PREPARATION OF YOUR TERM
PAPER, RESUME, THESIS, DISSERTA
TION, ETC. LETTER QUALITY PRINT
ING. CALL: 542-5760.
FOR FAST. LOW CHARGE HIGH
QUALITY AUDIO CASSETTE and VHS
Duplicating Service, please call 933-5707
evenings. Satisfaction guaranteed.
TYPING SERVICE: $1.10 per page.
NEED THE PERFECT GIFT for aay
Deadkead? CaO Rob after 6 pm or
oa weekends. Leave a message.
SWEET POTATO PIES to match your
appetite. Small, Medium, Large. Tradi
tional Sweet Potato, Sweet Potato Pecan,
Sweet Potato Raisin, Sweet Potato Coco
nut. Carrboro Fanners' Market Saturday
mornings. Call and reserve yours. 942
6837. SYZYGY PRESENTS Pinter's
BETRAYAL, a play of adultery and deceit,
Dec. 8, 9, 10, 11 at 8 pm in Hamilton 100.
Admission is FREE, but donations are
HIGH TUITION BLUES? RESID
ENCY STATUS AND TUITION,
the practical guide oa applying for
in-state taitioa ia bow available at
the BaU'a Head Bookshop, Student
THE UNC STUDENT TUTORING PRO
GRAM NEEDS TUTORS. Pick up appli
cations in the honors office, at the Union
desk or Suite C Union. Due by Dec. 20.
HURRY! This is the last week for you to
get your picture made for 1989 Yackety
Yack Yearbook. It's free, quick, painless
to do. Call 962-3912 to make an appoint
ment. Come on! Get shot! It's happening
SYZYGY PRESENTS "It's About
Women: People in Transition," an improv
isational show created by the cast, on Dec.
11 at 4 pm in Murphey 111, and Dec. 12
at 7 pm in the Skylight Exchange. -
SAFE ESCORT is changing officers. If you
are interested in the director position or
just want to get involved, please contact
Julia Greer, 968-7638. Thanks!
CELEBRATE THE SEASON! Carolina
Tarheel Voices Christmas Concert, Dec.
11, 4 pm, University Methodist. Reception
and caroling following concert. Everyone
IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME-Short-term
drag trial, testing
FDA-approved ageat lor ase ia
irritable bowel syndroase. Spon
sored by the UNC School of Med.
iciae, Diviaioa of Digestive Dis
eases. Call 966-2511 between 9
am-1 pat for more imformatioa.
OBT OBT OBT Members of OBT
should be in rooms 211 and 212 of the
Union on Fri., Dec. 9 at 2 pm to Stuff
Exam Survival Kits. Members should also
be in rooms 211 and 212 of the Union
on Sat., Dec. 10 at 9 am to deliver the
kits. Remember, this is mandatory!
SENIORS doa't miss the laat
eeaior night oat of the semester.
Saaday, Dec. 11 at Linda's Bar and
Grill. Food and driak specials.
Take a break before exams.
$100.00 PRIZE for the best Spring Fest
T-shirt Design. Entries due by Dec. 9th.
Bring to room 111 Winston.
The next issue of
is Tues. , Jan. 17
M on., Jan. 16
Fri., Jan. 13
. . for everything you
do to get the job done,
especially your sense
JC AiiM. TIJLiLl. LLLL
AIL HA. JL A. JL i. JL 1. JL JL
SHU I L L L 11 X L
MEDUSA W A 0 E 0 I E
I Mf JLA-H. 8. .DEAL -
LLSlL AAJL1 iliil
W1A ER 5.1- TASTY
WANTED: STARS. Models, singers,
dancers, D.J.'s, comedians, lipsinc imper
sonators. All talent call 968-3866, Mon.
Fri., 11 am-7 pm.
SAVE $3 Buy your 1989 Yackety
Yack this semester and avoid the
price increase in the spring. Come
by 106 Student Union this week! .
END THE SEMESTER IN STYLE!
Come to our Semi-Formal, Dec. 11,
at Georgio's. For ticket info, contact
Craige, Stowe, or Old Campus
PLAY LACROSSE Fastest game
on foot! Lacrosse T-shirt sale today,
10-3 in the Pit.
G. I love and miss you very much
especially during the holidays. We are
lucky to have one another you have
helped me; so I still owe you . . . Thanks
for the best semester and for listening to
so many I LOVE YOU's. Chew a cookie
for us. Happy Holidays and let's come
FRESHMAN The lonewolf Here's
to weathering the tornado, to future rainy
hugs and delicious dinners, to our late,
late nights, and to the big snap (how'd
you know?) I bve you, what's your face
keep the toothbrushes out. Happy 89.
Love always P.O.P.
LOYAL SUBJECT - HAPPY 21st! I
hope the year ahead will be the best you've
ever had. May you have many more
CHR1SSY the countdown has begun
only two days left okay, three! By
the way, wanna catch the U-bus to the
hoop game? Love Darby.
SEASONS GREETINGS from Johnny T
Shirt your one stop Christmas shop.
WENDY B. You mean the world to
me. Thanks for all the good times and
I will always love you. Happy anniversary!
DO YOU WANT TO DO WELL ON
YOUR FINALS? Me too, so whoever took
the Green LL Bean bookbag from Murphy
102 on 1129 please can Jay at 933-4327.
DON I can't spend your B-Day with
you though you spent mine with me. It's
about time I started seeing someone my
own AGE! Have a great weekend!! IH miss '
DERRICK W. Thank you for last night.
You made me feel like Cinderella. You
showed me respect something no other
guy on this campus has done. Now I know
what a real man is like. Looking forward
to the raincheck being cashed Kayleisk.
HAPPY 21st Stephanie B.H You don't
have to call me darlin' darlin' . . . Have
a Great Day! '
JIM A. Do you remember late night '
talks? Ecstasy-Tm staying!"? GriB ses
sions? "I just want a DATE"? Being our
safe escort? R-I-G-H-TI? Btewiong it out?
Your addiction with food? Dancing hot at
the semi-formals? Half-way to 46? Endless
study breaks? French fries fanaticism?
Kissing Dave at Springfest? Your beach
shirt? Showerless days with Mount Olive?
Dr. Death? Lottery? "We miss Alex"?
Alcohol runs? 4.0? Your "favorite" song--you've
got the look? Late-night trips to
the Circus Room? You should go to Med
School? "Get a room"? Alex football
blocks? Bird-watching with a lesbian?
Sexual obsession? Tickling wars?
ANIMAL? Because we will always
remember. Congratulations! It took you
long enough! Good luck in the real world.
Well miss you. Never forget we love you!
Lisa and Ellen.
KATHY, CHRISTY and PAM ANN I '
can't believe how lucky I am to have you
as my friends. Soon we will actually be
sisters-if we make it through being a
neophyte! Thanks for caring and know I
will always be here for you. Have an
awesome break-Ill miss yall! Ellen.
VENALDE COMPUTER GODDESS (12
7 at midnight) Stop squinting at the
screen so that I can look into those big
eyes again Smiling Blonde.
KAO PLEDGES Get ready for the big
night. We can't wait for you to be sisters.
Have a Merry Christmas and beware!
Love, KAO Sisters. ' . -
TO THE GOBLIN PRETENDER My
win is much stronger than yours and my
kingdom far greater. I have all power over
you. You wiU come to wish it was Dark
Phoenix, who opposed you The True
MY DEAREST INSIGNIFICANT PUCK
I would recommend that neither Titania
nor Oberon lose respect of me lest you
lose considerably more. Bottled moonlight
is all well and good, but I am the sun
THE MOST SENSITIVE GUY IN THE
WORLD Happy 21st! Buy me some
beer. Glad we looked at those tapes, but
damn you're Luv Ya
TO MY FAVORITE BLEEDING-HEART,
Peace-loving, Anarchist Republican
Where have you been the past 3 weeks?
I miss you! Your (I hope) Favorite
Bleeding-heart, Animal-loving, Liberal
MEL AND STACEY - Rudolph was
great last Monday . . . Thanks for coming
over. Mel, I hope you get a Charlie-in-a-box
for Christmas. Stacey, as many guys
as you can handle! Regina, where have
you been? Merry Christmas! Love,
CHELSIE Sorry about Germany . . .
Maybe next year! Have a great Christmas!
EMER AND ALLISON! - Thanks for
putting up with me this semester! You 2
are the highlight of my life! Oh, I AM NOT
A FASCIST! Merry Christmas!
I NO HSR
at - ssmnma -sT t t I
miYBN A CHtLPRZNV WOK
fiNQ m me market
(mpem AimiCAN kips.
SORRY I'M NOT IN THE DIRECTORY.
For all of you expecting my new number .
and address: 575-6557, P.O. Box 3002,
Chapel Hill 27515-BILL C.
HEATHER, Window-side, cheer up
NOW! You've made the rest of my
semester very interesting. Let's just get
out with our sanity. Merry Christmas and
Happy Late Birthday. See you over break,
and Iowa. Love, Dr. Pepper.
KIMM1E AND BEFFIE Yous guys are
the best roomie and neighbor in the world.
Good luck on exams. Don't go INSANE!
Have a Merry Christmas. Happy New
Year. Try not to get "Out of Control"!
HEATHER - You are so cute! Yea! No
more Art or Juergie! Oh no! Those grey
pants again. Merry Christmas. Happy
New Year. Love, Carrie.
DUMBBROWN - Hey, Roomie!
Thought it was about time I officially
congratulated you on that beautiful ring
on your finger. Wish you the best, always.
LOUNGE RAT ELGA What's up,
Pocahontas? Shots and songs, leaves and
'.aughs; "Whose bra is this?" Oops!!
Let's eat. Good Luck with finals! HID.
C. I have a confession to make: I really .
don't love pain. But I LOVE YOU just
the same. Endlessly.
FROM GUESS WHO Meet me
ia the teath floor longe of Hiatoa
James wfcea yon com back from
claaa oa Friday I am still missing
ANITA Surprised? We have had some
great times this semester stuffing at
four, "Chuckie, Chuckie", "not a good
time", and of course, "Mr. Buttholes".
Have a great Tarheel birthday! We will
celebrate together on the 27th. Good luck
on exams! "Friends are forever . ; ." Love
PLEASE COME BACK TO ME
Fve had enough break-time.
WILL THE BEAUTIFUL
BLOND CINDERELLA with
the black bow ia her hair who
I saw oa 2nd floor of Davis at
midaight oa Moa. make a
retnrn visit tonight? I have
yoar glass slipper. Prince
KATHY: I'm sorry for feeling your
knees . . . well, not really. George.
JAW: 2 down, 3 to go. And it's even
been real fun! HSB, Victory, Island Jack's,
The Dock House, Carolina Morning,
Checking IDs at HNH, and the movies
I don't remember Thanks! Good luck
with finals and enjoy the break. UN.
JEFF: GOOD LUCK ON YOUR
FINALS! I hope you have a wonderful
Christmas. IH really miss you over break!
I love you! LIZ
3RD FLOOR JOYNER Merry Christ
mas! It's almost over! Yeah! Love yall like
my sisters Love, Julie.
KEVIN: You are very special to me. I win
marry you one day. MERRY CHRIST
MAS! I love you. Kim.
MERRY XMAS From Exposure Plus
Modeling and talent agency. CaO us when
you return to school. We are looking for '
aU talent. 968-3866.
TO LINDA: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO
MY ROOMIE! Ill miss you over the
holidays! Hope Santa is good to you! Love,
SIR ARTHUR: VINGT DEUX ANS?
Quelle horreur!! Hope Santa brings you
some Grecian Formula this, year (and .
some red wine too). Je t'adore -L. ;. ,
GRANVILLE EAST 7TH FLOOR: Tm so
psyched to be your View R.A.! Get ready
for an amazing spring semester. Happy
Holidays! Love, Cammy Lacy.
HOORAY! MY DADDY'S GRADUAT
ING! Let's sit under the magnolia tree and
celebrate! Love, Amber. P.S. Please bring
me some big rocks for Christmas.
BONNIE AND PICKETT: . Merry Christ
mas and Party New Year. Hope this
Christmas and New Year are the best
ever. I love you. Allie Kat.
POOCHIE BEAR: Good luck and thank
you for an of the memories. I'm looking
forward to the ones to come. I LOVE
GWEN HANG IN THERE, Sweetie!
ItH be over soon! Just remember aU the
times we've had this semester! That'll
make you laugh Roomie-to-be, Julie.
BRJ HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY BABE!
Hope you get everything you want,
Snookums! Thanks for the memories. I'll
miss you during Christmas break. Love
BOBBY: I hope your Christmas is great.
IH be thinking about you because vou've
made the last six weeks wonderful! Good
luck on exams! Amy.
HEY, FAVORITE PERSON! Want a piece
of cheese? How about a rabbit in your
neck? Midoe sivrtoerm tHy asoC so ohaf ,
POP EYE: You sappy guy! I LOVE you!!
Forever a Merry Xmas and a happy and
. anniversary. Love - olive oil (E E.) (O.H.)
TO THE FUNNIEST GUY I KNOW:
Here is your one shot personal. All of my
baskets are SHOT for EWE. Save your
initials for my neck and save the last shot
for me. Merry hard boiled eggnog. I'H miss
HEY NICK: You wild PH.D., counting the
days till our. . . L
TO MY FAVORITE MUSIC MAJOR:
I fc"r 1 r 1 I fl
A COMMON J
SURPRISINGLY sj LIKE WHAT UIKB : Um. BUT 5j
NICB. .Mice I FEEL v P0IN6 YOU HA V5 70
AND NATURAL... LIK...UK5... IT IN FIGHT S" 4
IN FACT, I I , PUBLIC IT!
PRBFeK ' WHAT?... ) 3R0CC0Lt THAT'S 1HZ X
nlrD: VZJ meRe. ) Atin& a I Armcm&A$ 1
V . 7 KiLS mm. A.WHmcachz
, V vlx" V ,SAWttVI$ j
The Daily Tar HeelFriday, December 9, 198813,
ANDY: I love you so much and ID miss
you. Jan. 6 (2 years and 1 month) and
we can fly together! Love always Michele.
FOOL! WERE YOU BORN ON THE
SUN? Just so you won't forget over break:
I love you very very very very much. Your
AMI-BABY: I almost didn't send this
because you're so bad and so competitive,
but after THIS LONG, you deserve it.
Merry Christmas. Love . you,
TO THE WORLD'S BEST STUDY
BUDDY: Merry Christmas. Thanks for a
super November. Hope to see you in the
Bahamas. Love you. The Streaker.
DOODLE: I hope Santa brings you a
bagful of more good times like the ones
we've had this semester road trips,
shopping, cars, cheddar burgers, dancing,
spasticating, schnozzing and sherning
the sheer ignominy of it all! You must lub
I know 1 do! Thanks for making my
last semester the best. Your Shernoble,
DESPERADO AND W1TCHY WOMAN:
Thanks for being wonderful adopted
Roomies. Ill miss you over break. Let's
Lick it Right during Finals girls! Love,
To all our WEST DESKERS, CASHIERS,
CONSOLE OPS AND TECHNICIANS:
You're the real stars under the dome!
Thanks for a terrific year. Love, the
JAH: Thank you for an enjoyable past few
weeks. Sorry about Monday night. Have
a very Merry Christmas. I'll be thinking
of you. Love, Jamie.
CRISSIE: You are the BEST dance
partner I could have. I wish you a very
Merry Christmas. Atlanta is going to be
awesome. Love David.
CATHERINE M AND JENNY F.: A little
rhyme, made in no time, wishing y'all, the
best of them all, a happy 'earlylate 19th
Birthday. S.S. Mort.
4th FLOOR CARMICHAEL GIRLS:
LYNDA, GAY, SANDY, HEATHER.
RACHEL, KIM AND STEPHANIE: You
girls are the SWEETEST suitemates!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JANINE -
TO THE SWEATY SWEET "WRESLE"
GUY: Since we may be apart for a short
time during break, I wanted to teU you
... to pin all your opponents, say "Hello"
to your mom, and save some of your
energy for me . . . Have you visited Fetzer
latenight lately? Guess Who?.
TO NUT (Wild Swan), Bug (Bell), Bac
chanal, Midge, Sac Prather, Tequila,
Stace, and Kar - Just say Yo. Merry
Christmas, Good Luck, and Thanks.
TO THE WIFE, MY FAVORITE FUNG,
AND EXTREMELY BARBARA, thanks
for your friendship. It meant more to me
than you 11 ever know. Good luck with
exams, Happy Holidays, and let's go
skiing! Love, Grant.
MARY: "The men all pause," don't they?!
Hope you can be the "Carribbean Queen"
with your Spanish man over Christmas
Break! Happy Christmas, Janine.
HEY "Babe"! I hope you have a great
holiday break in the "kingdom." Thanks
for a great semester. "Man."
MANDI (My twin). Heather, Stace, Jules;
Hill, Delta Sigs, Sweethearts, "Cutting
Crew" Have a Merry Christmas and
a Happy New Year! Lots of Love, Barbara.
BILL: Thanks for the best three months
ever. Can't wait to get back and run
another three miles! Ill MISS YOU! Merry
X-mas Your "lady". .
KITTYPAT, SUE B., AND HEATHER:
Merry Christmas, Thanks for all the wild
times this semester. Be sure to cross off
those hearts over Christmas. Love Mags.
JOCK - MERRY CHRISTMAS! Enjoyed
our talks afteT Spanish. Good Luck!
DEAR ETHYLL: Sorry people, missing
kermies, broken doors, truckers named
Betty Jo, passing out early, accidents will
happen or is it evil spirits? Love Paul
CHIP, Merry Christmas! I love you very
much!! I am so lucky to have you as my
boyfriend and my BEST friend. You are
my whole world. Thanks for making me
so happy. Enjoy the holidays and well start
the new year off right! Love ya, Lori
The Far Side
I ' ttiK
jj 00 I . :is.-d
i like it ...
v . -
WINNIE THE-POOH: Wishing you-a-,
Merry Christmas and have a great
Birthday! You're the Greatest Roomie!
Good Luck on Exams. Your Roomie
GOBLIN CORPS: We wish our loyal
readers a festive (aagh!) Christmas. We'll
be back with a vengeance nextfSar
Happy Holidays, the Goblin Corps.
LAURA Well this has definitely tjfcen
an eventful semester! I'm so glad wjve 1
become such good friends. YouXreJ
awesome! Thanks for everything. I would
never have survived without you!o(SJou
know, with "those eggos" and all --,"uhj
why not?", "Nah! Just kidding!", "N6 m'
trouble is I don't study enough") Hal 6alJ
Ha! Get it? Merry Christmas! LoyeV)
ATTENTION COPY EDITORS -.Have
a super holiday (and rest up for the spfirtg)!
Hope Santa's good to you all, and Sjtinti
luck on finals! Ho! Ho! Ho! Karen, andi
CAROLINE I enjoyed every singlej
moment I spent with you in the-'pasr'
months. Merry Christmas and best qftluj&iJ
in your research Love, Adrian.
HEY DUDE Ski hard in the snc ard J
ill swim extra hard for you in the'sun
this holiday Love. - fOUli
SHEILA AND JEAN NINE Oh" yeah,
hot babes . . .Have a totally "sweleHJ
Christmas-Ill miss you in the cqijUjx
north! I love you guys! Sara. ,
TIGER You are my every dream come
true. I love you very much. ThanKs "for
being you and for all the wond&s&H
memories Love, Duggie. I jij
TO ALL THE LATE MOOT
DTH'ers! All the copy editors,
desk editors, writers, photo geeksv
edit geeks, sports geeks aadj.sf)
coarse, THE editor. Thanks forh
fan times this semester and a
coatiaaatioa' next semesVer.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Stacetaa:
; : : t&
DADDY DAWG Thank you7r
maKing mis ray iiappiesi nuiFLdih
1 I : . I I I - 1 ,
season ever. Merry ennstmas and
Happy 21st Birthday. I love you! VourI'-
Linie loippy, enca. v.r, t
WISHES AND GREETINGS toa, 4
Goblin Corps tor the Happiest -9f
Holidays! Behave over Break'.'.'.
Santa's not the only one keeping lists!
The Original Cyn. '
TO MY DIGILENT STAFF AT SLS
- For Dot, "handles" to last all year;
for CB, Hampton Dead tickets; for
Pix and the tie-dye attorney, may you
rise, faU, or climb, to get to Terrapin.
To all, peace "picture a bright Blue"
ball, just spinning, spinning free."
J. Howarth Doody, HI.
SNOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
This wiO be the best holiday
season verl Thanka for -H M
inn natieace lad adcrataad-
03. lu, c i wi vixen. ,
Tf u rvj a mil a i 1 1 m. ' 1
doa't wear that lacky aambecp e
for nothing!!! I love yon with f3tf
my heart! Merry Christnijts,
Baby!!! girt ;J
nni m e kadi a h mK!fh
LIE B. and other facnlty. staft-'f
warmly including me in yorr'H
classes, wisaing yon a joyoas
holiday. Victoria T.
Advertise in The TnrHaaRL 3
Classifieds. Need a ride? Neefta
ticket to a concert? Need a place,
live? You can find it in the'Tar Heet "
classifieds. The forms are accessible''
OA. Lamm m flai i! PnMm
ma Union. "J; ? I .
I like it."