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rtf tT'cr o -c? ^ d ■ \V t?.cb V ■ 6^ •D^rKli -owl By ~ HrSo F. L^ Rollins 'telDACHS of the'Social Security Clerk: John Doe (colored) ^applying, for^^ r; As dt-is-,close received a tdy shot church .. % \ I . \ ' y/\ ■ •' ii • .* ’ V- »'uj v.i .v • 4. \' -V '^\ Clerk--''Vihc.ts^ your please?-" V , \.. •• ; j-■ ClBi^c-*Tiow’’cl^ ybii spell it?” .'j. . , • .; ;• t32Z/.4-^ •Doe.-"Ise don't have much larnih]^ I'^jest don’t know” laming Clerk'-"Kov/ old are ;^u?” Doe~”I'se horned in December,” ... Qlcrk,-'”'''^^-^-ere vjere you born?” 'Dbe-”Ise borned at the old Haynes . place,”,..-v:,;, • ‘ . Cle rk-r ” at c.ounty? ” . . ^ • r •; • ' D9Ctr;”6e/ir,^.V/|^^^ .. ; -y j.. . ■Cierk---”!)^'you have any dependents”-? Doe-”Ho*m,, 1,59 ..^IDois.jdepen^Qci on my wife Clerk--,”Do you have your classific ation card"? Doe--”ljQ*m I never did keer much for 6'ias‘g], 'my wife alius had all the ..class .ii). qvii: ..fpfTri 1 v. u • ••Clf^SS ;,1|0 • ■/O thG‘'JChri‘stmas -seasbh^'f ^11-■toir’y'ou about'Miss Effie f,un off the camrAuriity: Christmas' tred '^ we.lalvyiays/havci at the . Tr\^z» • _ _T ‘ •' 'J ^ ■ ■.I •“'1 j o't 'v ■ n v-'s A"i i > ' '' ‘ ‘ ' '■» cxcitedly asked, "How are you Een?” He looked at her rathe'r'funny'and replied, ”Just fine," Miss Effic then said, ”I was so sorry to read abou;b 3^cur accident,” Ben pro ceeded to tell her that the accident had'happened’" 10 years'a£;0. Was Miss Effie's face red - and now when she reads the Star she passes^ oyer ^the, 10-y(^D.r C9lur.in, One of Mr. -.Franl^ Bowmhm’s littlo'boys/Jbd5--'cdm‘^“'iWme fr6n kchcol last week 9Jid told his mother that the County doctor was ?,t school trying; ^ to. find out if there was cin;j^hinf; wrong with the children^-■and Joe said'the Dr;/* told’'hm. that he had* ad’noids, Mrs, Eov/man asked, , ”Vjl'iat*s them?” Joe-’answered, _”They'Vire'things in' yoUr'head Mavj what has to be took oUt”i lirs\, Bovflra,n alifivjered ”He-*V= a-'liar ancVI^ij. tell him so, I fine comb your head .eyery, Saturday nif:jit, and never^an'acl’n'oid-kijl I' find," Ralph Eal-cer who is studying-riiedicine--^t'- Diil-ce Medical‘Sftliool made the remark to one of his professors, ”V^en I finish my course and £'pt out of the army I’ll have to sot up in a good tc‘v:ii, then wait around for something: to do, like Patience on a monu— Hont". "Yes", his professor answered”and once you f;ct s.tartp.d i1^ vfpn’,t.,be long before,, the monuments are on the patieritsV”’*-’'" ‘ ' Slielt Feimster asked Jim Osbom, ”VIho is the boss in your house?” Jim replied, ”Well my wife bosses.me, the children, the cat .and the dog, but I can say anj^hing I like to the ^oraniuj'is, ” ' ”Somchov/ not only, for Christmas, but all thd Ipftg yfcar, ;#hr.G The joy that\ybu .^ive't^-'-'others is the joy that'' comes back to you, /Jid the more you spend in blessing tho ’poor, the lonely and sad The more to your hearts possessing, returns to make j^ou glad,”
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