jrSj' Dr..?atsy C'Eang the
world's greatest vet
erinarian-' anBt-;ored
the t'0?u6r)hone and found himeelf
talkin;; to a farmer T;ho wanted
soni-:;f'linfr for a Biclt calf that
vrac off ito feed. ■ O'Bang who
gives auch cervices free,' oun:-
ijeated that s nint of castor
oil ' p’.’r-ht to do the Job. It
ha’',\‘-'ned that the farmer's v^as
a cafe and not a .calf. Later
when Dj', O'Bang met, the farner,
he 'apfeed about h.i.s oick calf,
orly to learn that it V'asn’t a
calf at'all. "Do you'rnean^ to
say you gave a a -nint of
caBtor oil? "V/hat ha'ooened?"
The farmer replied, "The l£);st
time '■ I -Been tliat cat, he ' was
with five otherr?' rurinin' over
the hill. Two , werr.; dig^jir:',
two wore cov;?rin' up,'and one
was scoutin' for new terri-tory.
"I hear you had a date v;ith Si
amese twins last nijht. Have a
ffood t;i>‘,e?."
"V’ell, yes and no."
"I love you—ouch!”
"i love you—^^ouci'il"
And there you ha’''o the atory of
two porcv5’)ines tiochiii,-*.
Tv;o nar.'i'^c in adjacent beds in
the hos-oital. .Sr.id one to the ;
othar, .a 's-i’''-—"''hat- are
you?"
' ni a l^oy. ",
"rut you look like, a ,?;irl," Bhe
GOi.?r;ter-)d.
"I'm a boy—I',11 nhov' you when
the nuree leaves."
Finally they wern alo:vj. Tig
shyly lifted tho cov-:rn., "Gee,,
he 'aald,' "bli:e/ oootie
Tlliii: TELL - Passenger: '^Po
I hav'i ticie to' say ''jQcd-bye to
ny wife?"
Conductor: “I don,'t knovr, Sir,
}iGw Ibnr; have you beo>: married?
"1 want a corset for my X'fife."
"W)at, bust?"
"I-'oth;i.ns, 3-t just wore out."
Paratrooper: Do you olirink from
Iris a.Ini:'? ’
V'ac: I'io. If I did, I'd be no
thin'rr but skin and bones.
«
’■Jill tlrp r;entleman who picked
UD thP fuv coat last night at
t};a road hovise V;lease i'Oturn
the blonde who was in it? No
quostiona asked.
The chances for getting any
slQ'5 0 in a haren are a theu sand
to one r.vjuinet you.
• ■ VJas Like
The At
Kind Look
Of a You
G-irl
Breathes there, a man witii soul
so dead-—Who never turned his
head and said:
"Mran-n ' not baC.!"
"Dear, let's c-^o.to ’bed." said
the wife to her drunken >iuoband
Whereu'con he re-olied, "Mi.'-^ht
just v,ro'>,l. I'll catch h—1
v'hen I .^:et I'Orr.e anyway."
1-^re. Caloy: "Kow did you BtcD
your h.usband from 'Gta.yinc: out
late?"
hrs. Stuart: ''•■.^hen . he came jn
late 1 'cal?.:ed obit, 'la that you
Jack?" 'I,
Mrs. Caley: "Hox^)' did that stoo ■
him?"
KrsStuart: "My husband's nare
is i^orle."
lady of the .ho’use: You knawl '
rusoect my husband is having a
T''AT'r '■ T'T? ■ ■■■■■ ■r~nnT :Tr^’^
V ill /ibi’ Jb J-. ‘ I* .-(* * .. i ,L O O-j I •..-j •
hsid: I don't believe it. ''ou
are only sayin.^ that to r.ia.ke. me
jealous.
A fire in a burlesoue theatre
dressing ' room was uut out 'in
•on":; hour, and tlien it took five
hour a'to put' out ths! fircimcr .
ft
Doc say$ the olo. yre'y mare had
,,he r f ault s. ' T]\at * s why the y ,
pi.'t dash bo&rds on buprries.
Beautiful: "I don't know vrhat-,
is the matter ’•’ith tiia.t nan o-
/*er there. IIf) vas sO'attentive
a fc-.'-’ momonte ago and now he
won't ev«n look at mo."
l ot So Dumb: "Peri^'onR'he savr -
me come in. , He's my bTiab'and’”
Uncle and nieco stood watohin.^
t.he younf; oeonle dance aldut
them.' , ,
"I'll bet you never had an ex-
•nerience like tliat back in t]-ie
nineties, eh, uhcle?"
"Once," he rsoiled, "but that
vras on my hoiieyruooii,
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Hq: Beautiful, your kisses
leave me weak.
She: I notice they do, darn it I
He: V7hat do you mean? ‘
She; V’hy the evening is just bo-
ginninf.c!