TUESDAY. APRIL 2^
PACE TWO
THE CO L L EG I A T E
The Collegiate
pBbU By Th« Sio4*m» of
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Thu i»»ue »ill brinj to the tlo%« inoiher
tfuiicnl »klmini>lnitiun and new succeeding of
ficers *ill soon be installed who will guide the
destiny of the school and student affairs for
nesi year
Thit IS the last imuc which the present staff
will publish, iha new regime will have charge
of putting into your hands the May issue of the
CulWsiale. This year s editor wishes to take this
opportunity to thank all those who have con
tributed and who have made poasible the pub
lication of T)ic CotlnrMi' — the advertisers, the
staff thr ..olleKe administration the publicity
>.ommittee. the alumni secretary, and all thowe
persons who have aided either directly or indi
rectly
The present staff wishes to congratulate and
oBer best withes to the incoming staff It is
hoped that they will be more sut>.es>ful with
each issue during the nest year.
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uni'X ru:ASK!
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Writing from the viewpoint of a student it
seems to me that a library i> supposed to be a
sanetuary /or study conscientious, uninterrupt
ed study Merc a student comes either to read
or to stud) Yet it seems at if we arc failing
to regard our own library as such a place
Just as one begins studying he is immedi
ately interrupted by a steady patter of fo.itsteps
up and down the library or by continuous whit-
pcrmg or mumblings or maybe if • window it
open, a spirited conversation can be heard from
without, or if one happens to decide to take a
shortcut through the library, slamming both
doors behind him'
I ask you Is this the proper place for con
centrated study-' No wonder our grades show
a marked decrcaae at the end of each quarter'
Forsaking the pessimistic side and looking
on the optimistic I believe that those students
«ho are helping to creatc a general disturbance
are unaware of it I don't think thev are doing
so intentionally. I think if they )ust stopped for
a minute to think about it thev wouldn't do it
again Ve should try to put ourselves 'in the
otl>«r fellow’s shoes " before we can remedy a
situation.
Me should feel at home in our library, but
not abuse our privilege by ignoring the fact that
It IS still a placc for studv.
KIPU KNI KNAX
It appears that a certain tall, dark, and
person around here, known as our Winsome Off
spring. IS winsome It must be Those Brown
Kves llot Me".
K K K
.Maybe our recent bride thought that her
SI ngW life might be loo. too LONG so she
changed il Good luck*
K K K
For years we have beard that music always
gels them but judging from a senior and s«ph-
morc. maybe it> red hair, after all iHe like*
!• debate, maybe be k debating between ihe
Little Tootsie
Vc arc siill wondering if
Taylor' ts really from Dover
K K K
B C IS generally known as good headache
medicine. Apparently our theory is nght. Our
new addition from Meredith is suRenng a severe
headache and HOW?
K K K
»e have heard a lot about underlakers, but
perhapt a senior doesn't know whai he «s "un
dertaking" when trying to win a certain
litone y She isn't really that way, you know,
lusi her name
K K K
The pretty girl. Ange-I, has changed her
mind from all appearance* on the theory of
dancing For days she has been interested in
jitterbugging and Jitterbugs
K K K
LAS-SITFK Lassiter, is you all goin" to do
that a'gin^ We mean are you falling again? If
so you had better be careful and not let your
self BLOW away
K K K
■Give me that old time religion, it's good
enough for me also give me the minuter,"
says a sophomore, interested in Home Econom
ics Perhaps she is interested in studying or
)utt plain domestic, but we'll reserve our opin
ion until we see more of the .Minister. Won't
you''
K K- K
We think that a cute little Taylor girl has
been “Wadinjf'’ in luxury for a good purpose.
Look at all of the pretty things he sent to her
while she was in the hospital.
K K K
Kay! Kah* She's here again. We mean the
belter half of the one man Cheering section.
Didn't you notice that grin on his- -oh, but defi
nitely—radiant face?
K-K-K
We understand that the South Carolinian
has Kinhed around all this year and just look—
he’s caught something A pretty blonde termite.
K-K-K
ADVICK TO THE LOVE-(AND WE DO
MEAN)-LUK1NG
•'Ijttle Termite”, don't let him "Care-a-way''
your heart Yes. we mean be careful since you
are still in your teens and the smallest of the
Termites, I’lease heed the warning,
K-K-K
To Ihe Editor: We know you are trying 10
Hnd out if the Itrite idea to be a nurse is good,
but be sure to learn the questions and answers,
too, since you are in Ihe hospital experimenting.
K K-K
l‘eiifw)lvuii«: Since you have wandered
down toward Speed, we hope you see the stop
sign (She is a cute litlle blonde.)
K-K-K
Ti> The Downhearted Hrunelte**: Yes, it is
so, gentlemen prefer blondes — but we have
hope there aren't enough to go around so they
prefer brunettes. . Kelief, relief.
K - K—K
P. S. Do you suppose the new seating ar
rangement in the dining hall will cause some
new romances
Among the Greeks
Atxmr ihnm J«7* »f iwciaitoii
Iw, own wrr» a«im>tt*d into tne
Mil IMU Uanma KiwUmity—
Thurman Itarpsr of D*«l> Buo,
and Billy Caddrll of Bonjwu. S.
< Th» uMial and nmomarj pn-
vau initisapn fivm and tb-s
■nra wrtr aervpud into lb« broth-
rrlKHjd after a sla* was (iven,
which waa •ojoyed by tbom at-
tvndinc Tbunnan Harper enlertd
Atiantie <;hn»ti»n ■> Srptember,
havins iransfeiTKi from N. C
btale OHe*« Jamt-^ "Billjr" C,W-
dall enrolled at A. C. m Sept«u-
brr, IW*, Both boy* have been
artive in campu« onranixalicm*.
The Women’s Opinion |
**Kri«ndjihi|>s friencUhip—
JuNt a pcrfecl frirtKtMhip,
Whm oltuT frimiUhipw have foncwl
<him will ntill lie hot.** *
WoHh to a twmic. iHit the wimtL* aren't
fiMiliith. It w<iukl be winrth while to lind a
pemon wh«*ie theme MHifc i»—
“If you*re ever in a jam, well here I am.**
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Aft this tft leap year it looks as though the
marriage rate would incrcasc in 'Jl'ilson and vi
cinity- but you can t get away from that old
rule- "It takc^ two to make a bargain", and it
\cems as though the boy still likes to pop the old
question —ch. Cents? . And yet it seems a logical
way toVid the campus of some of these love-sick
couples-
'O —
Those sheets of p«pcr Dr. Hilley displayed
in chapel Tuesday. April W, really touched my
supposedly hard heart, and I was truly glad that
my name wasn't on that list (now I’m brag
ging') I mentioned before that second semester
brought a second chance, and as second semester
i» only half over, you still have half a chance.
So come on students—"Yes study*'!
faKKMAN MAIiK KA8V
Auatln, T«ia« (ACH) - Kc-
portintf a proved method for
iraminc to tmd a<hranc«d German
with Wm than houn' initnK-
tM»o. C. V. PoU*rd, UfUvrmUy of
Teiaa Germanic LAngiMKe m*
•tructur, litermlty ha* brourhl one
uf the mo«i dtffjTUlt of lan«u*K«i
to trwraJate to h« itudenla' fin
ger-tip*.
The re«uU of four yfaiw* work.
Pollard's novel rorthod ha« paired
VZ out of IM ttudenU on Unrua/e
exjuns that ordinarily require three
years’ •choolinx, he claimed here
today. Invtniction timet vanrd
from II to 61 trmri. avrrafftnc 25.
Hia ^yitrm, employinjp of
the fingem to guide the rrader
thruuifb the peculiar word order
and long, oomplicatcd »entence
»trurtur« of the German langniagv,
has be«n copyrighted. He will
publish a b(M)k <>n it thii summer,
h« aaid.
!*Dtlard'B aystem require* the
k«ming of nine verb* and a few
rui«« in lieu of exten»ive wtudy of
German grammar text*. In place
of a hax« of "do't and (k>n't*, *
Tollard ha* iub*litutr(l the finger
movemmt. Thr l*-ft finger i»
UM>d a* a guidr and K>cstc* the
key worda, enabling the right
thmnb to nv>ve al«mg the •entence,
a* the read«-r follow* through.
Hr««k> in the srntmce, mad** b>
punctuation and the fact that all
Orman nouna are capitali£e<l. are
clue* u«ed.
MNB-I»<)INT SHORT ( IT
Krrmonl, Neb. — ^ACI’)- Hunt
ing for a short-cut U* a straight A
average?
If you arv, heed the following
nine-point progmm to acholavtic
»ucce«*—a j>ro«ram formulated
for you by w«r-h«lpful editors of
the Midland of Midland College.
1. Don’t give your applcn.
Too obvious.
2. Kind out hi* hobby and fol
low thi* up with weHplanncd
que«tion* tu draw him out.
2. If the entire claaa walks out
of the claa*room whm the prof U
10 minutes late, be the only one
to wait, even if it's half an hour.
Thi* proc«dure b good for a l>-
plu« any day.
4 Always greet an inAtrurtor
plmnantly, never u*ing hi* first
name, but a cheery “Good morn
ing. profe**or.”
6. Whet) sitting at the faculty
table in the dinmg hall or walking
about the Adminiatration building,
always walk wth your head dow'n
as if in deep thought, pondering
•time weighty problem* in math
or philoaophy. for instance. Thi«
in higMy reeommended to grt on
the hotM>r roll.
6. Offer to wa*h the profeaaor'*
car, put up hui *torm windowg, or
do any little job around the houa^*,
but d<»n*t accept any money for thf
work.
7. Apple poliahing procedure in
classroom* includes *ittin^ in the
froM row, r«poodni» to
,joal humor with loud, heart,
.uff.w. and liberal use of big
Thai i» important—never
a two-»ylUble word where a
f,T,.,yllable word wiU do
g Cirry a lot of b,g reference
b.«k. around. This is tremendous
ly impr»»«ve and is worth an A
ntiiuia in any cla^a.
» If you mu*t date your eyw
While u. deep thought, wrwkle
y«.r forehead and otherwue look
worried or the profes«>r may g«t
the wrong imprea»i««»—and irrade
aceoniinirly- .
KUITOK'S SOTK: You miftht
try «tudyin«, too.
SOMI-rrHINC NKW
Motnea, Iowa. — (ACP)—
There ti somethmif new under the
«un!
Co^ucalional phy»ical eduta-
Uoo has been inaugurated at
Drake L’niveraity, and for the
first time men and women w> l
compete together at the fieU-
hou«, in the women's gymna.ium
wid on the (colf course a» well as
m the claaaroom.
U.t Kmester two golf dawes
and three »ocial dancing clasaes
were offered for credit to both
men and women. “There (a no
queation about the su«*aa of
Ihew claa«»," Kuby Ana Holton,
h«d of the women'a physical edu
cation department, said. The
clauea are larger this year than
rver before.
Thi* *eme*ter it U planned to
add badminUai. bowling, horseback
riding, arrhery and casting (for
f,»h fan*) to the achedule of
coufwes. A future program, which
probably wUl be enacted next
year, may include can'Hfing, »wun-
ming and boating.
.No official »UtisticB are avail
able on the number of ijducational
iiutitution* offerii^g credit for co
educational physical education
course*, but Noel H. Petree, head
of the men'i department, and Mi*<
HolUm Miy there are only "a few."
this is KKAL HAXINf;
l^illman. Wash. — (ACP)
Collegiate hazing, European style,
makes American college freshman
haters look like Little Lord
Kountleroys. Such » the observa
tion of Mias Joop Ruurs, a Wanh
ington State College exchanKc stu
dent from Amsterdam, Holland.
The blonde, blue-eyed Dutch
.Mi-w related that at M>me of the
European universities she has at
tended—nhe haw studied at Am-
iterdam, Munich, Cologne and
Parts—freHhmen ar« hazed un
mercifully. They must nhave their
head* completely, wear grt-<.-n caps
and ties, and jump to do the bid
ding of any upperclawiman whj
•toops to give aUy order to the
lowly frodh.
One of Mi.-,.^ Ruur’s brothem,
during hia shaven-headed, green-
capped period, was made to hold
on to a rope with his hands and
hang on an the rope dangled three
ftorien from the ground. His haz-
em th«'n began lowering the rope
(lowly. At the end of twenty
minutes, when hia hands and arms
were almost numb from the strain-
he finally got his feet on the
ground.
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Uuddy Kdgerton
“The old order changeth, giving
place to the new.” Even if that
weren’t written particularly for
it fiU the shoe, for th» i» Uie
Ua’t Ume that “we uns ' wiU be
putting out this paper for “you
uns”. It alao refers to all of the
departing seniors. But why start
crying T There’s another month
yet and before we le«ve, we want
you to meet two of these seniors.
The first is our oW friend "Bud
dy" (Jarvis) Edgerton. Buduy
came lo A. C. in 1936 from Kenly.
If there is anything he hasn’t done
while he’s been here I wiah some
body would tell u«. He played
baiteball as a freshman and sopho
more and won his membership in
the “A” club. He was initiated
into the Phi Delta Gamma frater
nity and now holds the position of
prvsidont. And all of these years
every one of us has been reading
the column "Sport* Shorts", by
Buddy Edgerton, in our own Col
legiate.
And he smokes a pipe—or do I
have to remind you of that? f’or
Buddy and his pipe have always
neemed a familiar part of the A.
C. campus. Well, we sign off
with the feeling that we haven’t
done Budd>- justice in our writings,
but we just re*t a«ured that all
of you already know how likeable
he is, and if that isn’t enough we
think he’s big enough to take care
of the rest of youse unconvinced
guys.
Keedy Bamca
"Reedy, come on, take b., «
town”. “
“Naw, can’t do it today.
go home”.
"Aw, come on,
goin to love you if you dool"
“Okay, get then”.
So off sails Reedy B*r»« ij ^
jalopy, Uking her pal, .her,;"
they want to go.
Reedy came t» A. C. in 1937 u
ter graduaUng from Charli i
Coon the preceding spring, a* ,
freshman, Reedy became » ««.
ber of the Y. W. C. A. «k1 thro„rt
her athletic ability won her
bership in the W. A. A
you know that Reedy became «,
ping-pong champeen in the f»ll j
’38? She sho was.
In her sophomore year, ahe w«.
initiated into the Phi Sigma T„
sorority. She has served u the
treasurer of her sorority and b
now its president. She aUo rtp.
resents it on the Pan-Helleoit
Council. Among other thing.
Reedy is a reporter for the CoJ.
legiate, and in attempting to ,
little "edication” she joined tlit
Education Club. Well, you all dia
get a steak dinner out of the deal
Well, you are better than I am
if you can even understand how
Ree<ly has done all the.ie thing*
and still managed to do enoiigh
work to be able to graduate at
the end of three years—I call* that
pretty snitzy. How about you lU?
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The Diploma of Graduate Nurse is
awarded after three years, and the
Degree of Bachelor of Science in
Nursing for two additional years
of approved college work before or
after the course in Nursing. The
entrance requirements are intelli
gence, character and graduation
from an accredited high school.
After 1940 two years of college
work will be required. The annual
tuition of 1100 covers the cost of
uniforms, books, student govern
ment fees, etc. Catalogues, appli
cation forms and information
about college requirements may
be obtained from the Admission
Committee. •
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When Bob spoke o( A. C. i so-called honor
system, he really told the truth It s an honor
system in name, but certainly not in practice.
There is not much honor in it, because if there
was then we wouldn’t have any cheating. His
suggestions were good and it would be mighty
Kne i( every individual in collcge would apply
them.
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be the same. You won’t be able lo hear Creasy
talk on "The Fish Thai Got Away".—elusive
creatures, these women—or Beard—the original
answer with "The Fish That Got Hooked". And
some of you boy« would really have nightmares
and begin wondering if you heard Margie Hodg-
ens classify you in the Rower group, such as
the sweet pea of the campus."
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