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THE COLL EG 1 ATE
// Occurs To Me
It tx.-cur» to me that we as students do not think that
college »* a place to which we can come to receive the
knowled({e needed so desperately in this day and time.
We, however, beiirve that it is a place to have a good
time (or four yeiirs at the expense of someone else.
yhtu^hti
SomeUx:;. or.c^ »a:d
makes the world go ’round*'
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trees. Did it ever
barren feeli^ to
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yhe He^hele
By MAY WILSON
Wc forget that there is more in life than just fun, ^ ’”wuil»m, **w^rei if winwr
ter, partie.s, picture shows, and a general good time. | bUitm* forth with a modern; ( ir twhh.-'
and It m.r be true; never can th.< fit^i,“w!lfte“r'^Vnd^^^e^^^ Well, finally, here is another copy of the Tnii
Un.. With the same corny Column-Through The l£ltl
mg or-Homeo and Juliet", »o in I T" The wind! ^°P® Stand it.
an Spring
verilon.
To begin
I
'way back when j
that the Capulett and the Mon-1 i»-.i
tague* were bickering because h'xilin*
the Montagues have televUion, | no! enough
There i.h a time tur this, but there is a time for serious
thinking about your future and what we, as young peo
ple, are going to maki* of ourselves in the outside world
in the days to come.
We as students have something else to think about
also The church is dependent on us to keep it alive in
the days to come Therefore wc have got to come to a
strong conviction of what we believe and whether or not
It IS worth our thought and effort to keep it alive. The
world needs something to believe m and hope for, if it
is ever to hope to have peace and love, brotherly love,
■gain. 1900 years ago Jesus outlined a plan that would
bring us peace and love, the kind that we are fighting
fur today. But wc have not gotten this old world in that
state yet. Why is it that after 1900 years of trial
we have not been able to get the one thing that you
and I and the whole world are hungaring for? Jesus told
us to love our enemies and to do good unto those that
cJeMpitefully used us. He also said that the meek shall
inherit the earth. Could we say then that the reasons we
still do not have peace and love is that we have been
trying to get lhes«‘ things through our own power and | who' performed the ceremony A-ith use
means? If so. is it not true that we have not taken the I
Words of Jesus seriously? got In a scrap with a cou- .,h.-.t des(
Senior: Kinsey Hall is more than three thousand
ver ^top to think
Freshman: You can t fool me with that stor\’
- on., .« now
With knowledge
;;d-^ cVpulets didn... They!.., come ^rade because,,,
drove a c%Swe*"w.“'ISe | [ Student: I certainly wish that I could return yo^.
i "''’sLr^Tn put ’{hfk'!l!.wit"ge"to: terested in you.
f! , profitable ..se I Student: I certai
,i T,. book 1 reviewed for tWs.terest.
- Mh - .oiunin I Then there’s the woman who confided at
t i ,(reatir >ndj ^ text 1 that her husband’s income was about midnight,"
4 '"*1. I....used here at _ . . , , , _ . . _
Ruth: I'm worried about supper tonight.
Neighbor: What’s the matter?
Ruth: Well, Earl said he was going out to shoot
an Arabian proverb
deserves a place in your
... . ... , . r.u . juliefs. ThU cousin fel- memory. It’s called "Men Are
1 believe that we as students of Atlantic Christian j t,, the way Four."
College can and will do something in the coming days ana of Romeo's sword and all the He who knows not, and
month to change the attitude and conception of our, J'irst Aid in *he Know.^ not J'"”*? -
, ,,..1 .1 . I have saved him — so he upped He is a fool. Shun him.
campus. Why not try it for a little while and see if i. ,^1, Rome.
will work for all of us. We are old enough to begin car-1 thought he'd better disappear He who knows not, and
rying the responsibilities of u grown-up. It is to you 1 from view for in every post-«f- Knr.ws he know.s not...
that I am writing, and not to those who still want to re-j ^ ^oT*mc^ure'o*f Tim
mam babies. We can never do any good in this world if 1 underneath which h, who knows, and
W;intedl'' "Dead or a- Knows not he knows...
wc do not grow up'
Guy Elliot
top down If you called ' Romeo"
long enough and loud enough, |
and he heard you, he would an
swer.
Well — one night Romeo put
on his new sport coat and loaded ^ ixxjk but it ‘S no',
up with gasoline (put It in his i Atlantic Christian. If you go
car) and went to The Valentine ,he library and ask for tnis
Dance which was sponsored by (-juk it will be on Dr. ivut... —- o s .
S—T—C— (we refrain from Miller's wnrds" I and I don’t know how to COok them,
commercials). He went there! of '.his book is 'v
to see Rosa.ine, who already | hv Lillian iL fm sure Somebody asked Mr. Tyndall how science hpino/) 1
!;:^Si*k'onl'’^^'’at“uliet*°cV, ,h^^^^ and he replied: Where would the suspenE
pulet and forgot all about his understand the English Ian -: j^ggg ^e Without the law of gravity?
frat pin and Rosaline. He and ^uaijc. The authors have done a ^ , .. .
Juliet didn't have much time t(»- -wonderful job in giving the de- -Visitor in Dining Hall: I see tips are forbidden hml
gether as she was a dorm girl r.vations of 1 Mrs. Taylor: Bless your heart, sir, so were annwl
and had 10 br In by 1<> 30. A» ,,n,| excerises to help you to be I p . f pj •' appwii
fale would have It. love raised to identify the "roots ’ of the Garden Ot H-den.
!ove?;'d^cid:d^o'*"^ m'arriH" .^"glarto “place ‘this; Charlie H : But you guaranteed that this watch,
They skipi^ out to the parson ;xK>k if it were to be worn out Jagt me a lifetime.
■ ■ ■ Tweedy: I know, but you didn’t look very healthrj
day you bought it.
Voice in Fraternity House: Is this dance formal 1
I can I wear my own clothes?
I “I will now illustrate what I have in mind,” said;
I West as he erased everything from the blackboard."
! Thought Twister: When a doctor gets sick and 1
I other doctor doctors him, does the doctor doing 1
I doctering have to doctor the doctor the way the doc
! being doctored wants to be doctored, or does the doc
' doing the doctoring of the doctor, doctor the doe
' as he wants to doctor?
■t Lxllxr To Thx Sliidxnls
Of 1CC
Dxur Studxnts.
And I thank you!
— Fred Boyce
This typxwritxr is an xxcxllxnt machinx, but it has j ,econd prospect was merely j^an should heed:
only onx xxrious dxfxct — onx of thx Ixttxrs is miss- great—he was the brave, heartv [j you’d keep her happy,
ing. thxrxforx, it impxdxs mx in my work. I am abix who gets up In the n^lddje Hark to a sage;
til USX thx machinx you sxx, but thx absxnsx of onx of
thx Ixttxrs provx.s vxry xxaspxrating at timxs, bx-
cauKX whxn you nxxd it, it isn't thxrx.
Now a cdltxgx group is likx a typxwritxr; You nxxd
xvxry mxmber to makx it go propxrly. That is thx
rxusun I’m writing you this Ixttxr. All of you havx
hxard a grxat dxal about thx SCA (Studxnt Christian
Association). Would you likx to know morx about it
and find out your job us a mxmbxr in this organization’
Wx’ll gxt along, 1 supposx, without onx kxy. But how
much morx wx can do. whxn all thx kxys arx in placx. j up—even though she'd been
Will you hxlp to gxt this kxy back in placx? Yxs^ of, money^had*bJ^n"'‘.‘plnt'‘
coursx you will. Sincx I know most of you alrxady, 1 By. jhoie daya, maybe a dol-
havx found that you arx a vxry co-opxrativx ^roup
and
i laid
' live — $1000 Reward!" Not onl> He is asleep. Wake him.
that, but the picture wasn’t verv
I *ood — it was one he had made , He who knows, and
i for the annual when he was Knows he knows...
way back in high school. He is wise. Follow him.
I Juliet was powerful upset to —
i think she was left holding the You know life must be worth
marriage J'®'' living, ^he price has doubled | optimist is a person who doesn’t give a hane
got on the ball and picked out a we are Still haiixlng on. :, ^ , -.i j i. , , . *
Iman for their daughter. They (happens as long as it doesn’t happen to him.
( were llcklc-d pink about it all. j end this column for this i t. ^ 'v . c- r » r _ ^ t
I for they didn’t know about Hus- month with a Northwestern ban-i Jtlg i.. oince I met you I Can t eat, I cant
band No I. They thought thi? jjer's famous lines that every; I can’t sleep.
Katherine: (Shyly) Why not, dear?
I The Lord gave us two ends to use — one to
with, one to sit with. Success depends on which
1 choose; heads we win, tails we lose.
of the night and pulls down th" Remember the birthday
windows, or pokes the fire and gut never the age
does all sorts of husbandly
chores. As she was in a fine kct- ’
tie of fish, Juliet went to fhe|
parson who must ha\’e veen n j
poor man's Dorothy Dix. Hei
advised her to take a sleeping ^
pf^tlon which would pass her off'
as dead. (And even if she didn't'
use It then, she could use It for
some dull lecture courses when
she went to college.) Komeo
was to return, and Juliet wake
Now bxforjc I closx Ixt mx say that thxrx is coming
bxhmd this Ixttxr nxws of thx SCA and articlxs to xx-
plain just what you can do as a good mxmbxr.
Thank You,
A frixnd
P. S. Your answxr to this Ixttxr will bx in thx form
of your wholx - co-opxration to thx Studxnt Christian As
sociation.
(Juioi, Pleasi*
lar bought more than it does
now. Well, anyway—plans got
i>ll fouled uo anri Romeo thought
Juliet was really dead, so he
took all grades of poison and
passed from this earthly life.
Juliet opened one eye, saw Ro
meo dead and realized she hap
pened to bring her dagger ..long.
She ended It all—her life and
the play. Everybody got so-o-o-o
excited and the Capulets ;\nd
Montagues were sorry that they
made such a fuss alMUt a little
old television set.
It's a fine pla> but it surely
Is t shame that all those people
have to get killed.
Virginia Hauser
Sl^L
If
I Jug: I’m broke.
“Porter, get me another glass of ice water.”
"Sorry, suh, but if I takes any more ice, dat
in de luggage car ain’t going to keep.”
Joyce C.: “I had to change my seat several tims^
the movies.”
Jessie; “Gracious, did a man get fresh?”
Joyce; “Well, finally.”
"Wi»
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Several times recently there has been a lot of talking
and whispering in chapel when someone—students and
speakers—are talking. When there is so much noise,
those who do try to listen can't even hear what the
speaker is saying.
As students of a college and as grown men and wom-,
en we should be old enough to know when to be quiet. | *atu*e t!>" br“lghte“n
Please, let s show a little more respect for our elders f „p for the occasion,
and our contempraries when they are speaking in chapel Lounging around the dorm we
or anywhere else. V'* "tommle
The (Collegiate
{■•ililor
• Beth Bisaette
KDITORIAI. B<).\RI)
.^MtM'ialr fUlilxr Fred Bojrce
S|iort» Kilitnr Doug Joyner
Awi»lanl K.»lil>>r« (>«rgp Sjiirtoa, I’al Patterson
tiirU >(H>rl« Marjorie Jeanette, Joyce Harrell
Fralufp K.ililor« Virginia Hauser, Mae Wilson
(’ho<»gra|>()er Kav Tisao4
Bl SINUSS BOARD
Bu«me«* Manager Larry Parler
.\Mi*lanl Businew Manager Marilyn Hudson
(iirrulalion Manager George Taylor
RKPORTtlRS
Virgmia Hairrll. Jo»i e Harrell, ( J)ri.*iine lUiamson, Mar
jorie Killrl>rr». I.«t« M.xire, Lurillr ttindley. Janet (>rin>e»,
I’eggv (>av.<Uoria Norri*. Bet.«y Miller, Mary l.re \^ arren. Joyce
(!.>rbr«l. f’al Me»t><>rn, W»rin .MsIdh. Jimmy I’rrkin.», Guv Kl-
lit><t. (^lenn Brigham. Rigger Holloman. Felix Labaki. Herbert
Rua*.
in the know!
Cast your peepers at those
crepe soled shoes which are just
as sneaky as the cats who wear
them. Those white suede shoes
and aragyle socks are mighty
striking-expensive too!
These rect-pleat pants with a
sixteen inch drape are really on
the ball according to Roger
Philyaw.
Don’t forget to check those
loud pastel shirts being worn by
Dr. Smith and Craven Sumrell.
Calvin Stokes' navy blue shirt ]
and Robert Cabaniss' orange |
one is rather classy looking. Out-;
standing corduroy shirt of the '
month is the pretty aqua one
Allen Ross is sporting.
The always popular sweaters
I are to be seen everywhere this
: fall, but not everyone rates a
' cashmerc sweater like Charlie
Hussey’s navy blue one. It’s
mighty good looking with those
white flannel pants.
Corduroy Jackets remain a
favorite of some fellows, but
they just can’t compare to the
b^bop jackets sported by Battle
Pittman, Mr. Luke and M r.
Brown. Check that plaid jacket
of Rom Llewellyn’s too!
__ Instead of the regular ties
aet».” Harriet Breeland has a i E?®*' wear, we see
cute pink and grey flowered set I Kicklighter, Raymond
which are on the dreamy side.' and Connor Lee being
If you haven't noticed the dif-1 different and wearing bow ties
ference in clothes since cold! Although we hate to admit it
weather has arrived be sure to. 1 are becoming. ’
The cashmere sweaters arc de-' Some of the fairer sex have
finitely a must! Have you seen ; really been gone on that plaid
the pretty white one worn by! Moye wears to most
Betty Sue Harris? We think Dr I “ °“r social functions. Ray
Hartsock'i green jacket and' “‘ssot’s rose one can be seen
plaid skirt is really allreet! Beth ® <<x>. Of course you
Bissette'a beige suit with the!have a haircut similar
figured blouse is also an eye- \ ^9 Robertson’s to wear
catcher not to n^ention the pret-1 different types of hats
ty navy taUored suit Linda Tay- ipractice teachers are’ tvo.
lor wears 1 lea esquires in all those pretty
Jerne Bartholomew looked ! *““»• we devote this column
mighty pretty in her beige dress Andy Edmundson this mo^
with a spray of sequins on the <ru!y believe is M r
top. The draped style U very i himself, on our cam'
iKjpular. N Irsinla Hanaer has Take your bow Phi Kan3'
been sporting a real pretty red V. Harrell
silk dreas. Opal Roberson has a
slinky black dress which
“I’ve just been bit by a dog and I’m worried, i
jl hear whenever a dog bites you, whatever the i'
Now fellows, if its “date-bait” 1 you get.”
you want to be, you’ve gotta be “Boy, you do have a right to worry”
lion
Now that Valentine Is here.
most becoming. Winter white Is I r 1“‘I" *. S’®’
another one of our favorite col- worn with the« skirts
. _Maxine Stanley rates at -1 SrTs Par-
‘ !l yellow one
;ht sk
- - .
temion tn her cute white jump. I While
er and mellon color blouse. Mae i oers «nH L “J Prefer top-
Felton's grey wool dress is rath-1 others are biTii^ coats,
er rtunnlng with It's striped'the newer “P
M««e and accordian pleated ‘ Hdp'. Cal^ro^viil^s'
WesklU and matching skirU 'doming.
"'‘«ht, wular a- your f4stt‘^o^ul'hav|l‘
“Why?”
“That dog just had eleven puppies.”
Miss Ward was talking about birds and their haid
“At home I have a canary,” she said. “It can do f “
thing I can’t do. Can you guess what it is?”
“I know” Dorcas said, “Take a bath in a sam
Motorist: “Madam, I’m sorry I killed your dog. I
I replace him?”
Marie B: “This is so sudden!”
Sedalia: Is this the Fidelity Insurance Company’
Clark: Yes, what can we do for you?
Sedalia; I want David’s fidelity insured.
Ed W.; You should be more careful to pulj
shades down at night. Last night, I saw you ’
your wife.
Marshall; Ha !Ha! The joke’s on you. I wasnti
last night.
If you are an average human being, you eat
a ton of food each year. Wonder what that makes.,
Mattox?
Visitor: What are you going to do witfi that cusprt
Joby G.: I’m taking it home for my dog.
Visitor; What kind of dog do you have?
Joby: Spitz.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of
other nine hundred ninety nine are followers of
In France, men kiss men.
In America, men kiss women.
God bless America!!
Question; What did the lightening bug say wba|
lost his tail?
Answer: I’m delighted — no end.
blame anyone for taking candy from a
Who can afford to buy it?
There was a young lady.from Siam
Who said to the ding, young Kiam
If you kiss me, of course
You will have to use force
But of course you are stronger than I
Dr. Lindley to visitors; Were you looking
one?
Visitors; No, we just came to see the sigh^ ^
Dr. Lindley; I’m sorry, but you will have ,
They re all in class now.
.Two U. S. Indians were talking
air raids in a Korean foxhole. “The way I
said, “when they smoked the pipe of peace m
body inhaled.”
mong the fairer sex. Marie Britt thino . ^s^e some-
h« . pretty lavender on* and time I’ll be peeping at yoU
the Knothole.