P«ge Four
THE COLLEGIATE
February, 1953
Ha! Ha! bo NOT FORSAKE ME
Women's Intramural Basketball Schedule
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Ray Wnun* pf>lttical ipwhM
A m>-arc<A<nt husband )oimn<
the other loafrri on the curb nt
tha riiurt houa« iquarr, anmKinocd
that hr wai leaving town "I )uat
can t Uv« hrrr any lon*rr." he
•atd
What'i th« matter?" a>ked one
' Oh. the tmm'i all ri*ht." he
<ald. "but It )u«t uo't any place
wtwrr a woman can find work-";
Father Huw many mllM to the
lallon?
Muther. What 11 th« color of the,
upholitery?
Son How (ait will the (o?
I do not know what quuien wait me.
I only know I don't know much
And I must (jce thote 'cenjored' quMtioM.
Tor I'm a fcholar
And I must fnller
In the wake uf the wi»« ole owl
I don't know my iclencc or philoaophy.
I don't know where to put that old apmtrophe.
I only propheiy near cataitrophe.
Dr»i Alan in Hell? 1
Well, meet Don Jaun!
Do not toriake me. o you babiea
That come from tomewhere ‘twtxt the ears.
And don't you gimme no mlfhU and maybe*.
Come to my rescue, oh I beseech you.
And i'U not drop tear* In my beer*.
rrom the *on* hit "Do Not For*ake Me. O My Darling." from the;
movie, "High Noon" I
Date Time Teams
DELTA SIGMA VS, COONS
6^ VAGOBONDS VS. SIGMA TAU
17 _ 5-00 Delta SIGMA VS DAREDEVILS
\l ^^6^ BLUE TANGOS VS. JETS
rt fi OO COONS VS PHI SIGMA
DAREDEVILS VS. SIGMA TAU
9S S'00 COONS VS. JETS
“ 6; M BLUE TANGOS VS. VAGOBONDS
Oft 5 00 PHI SIGMA VS. DELTA SIGMA
6:00 COONS VS. DAREDEVILS
DaughXrt- Ha< it a cigarette UghU IGOOS TO
Neg*bor»; H.«r can they affc»d It? i ChimnO Univorsitv
Charte* wa» having trouble with ^nlCOgO URIVerSliy
hi* grammar One day when be;
"Have a good time " went out lait
month to Mr. Tboma* P. lnabi-|
cante from school he said. "I see
how It ij now Hens *et and lay,
but people alt and lie"
Three turtle* decided to have 3 _
cup of coffee Just as they went in- iiV‘go«»e’ to' tS" ij^versitrof Chi-
to t^ cafr, it started to rain, lo cigo to continue his studies,
the biggest turUe said to thei since Mk Inabinett has to be out
•mailer turUe 'Go home and get j,, Uiree month* an
the umbrella So the UtUe o«, direcUir has been
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By RICHARD 7JGI-AR
The members of the mixed chor-;
us gladly welcome into Iheir group |
nett. North Carolina Director of 1 Barbara Jean Rice. Kebekah Rob-1
Religious Education and former 1 Barbara Hutchins, Jean Phil-;
members of the ACC faculty «hom ' p^.ggy Winstead. Thelmai
March
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3—5:00
6:00
4—5:00
6:00
5 — 5:00
6:00
9 — 5:00
6:00
10—5:00
6:00
DELTA SIGMA VS. SIGMA TAU
JETS VS. VAGOBONDS
DAREDEVILS VS. BLUE TANGOS
PHI SIGMA VS. SIGMA TAU
DELTA SIGMA VS. VABOGONDS
VAGOBONDS VS. PHI SIGMA
DAREDEVILS VS- JETS
SIGMA TAU VS. COONS
JETS VS, SIGMA TAU
PHI SIGMA VS. BLUE TANGOS
TOURNAMENT
TOURNAMENT
TOURNAMENT
won’t*’, promUedj
coTfw ** Wc
thr other two
Two year* Uter the bif turtie
»atd to the middle turtle "Wetl. I
gueia he Un't coming back, we
mliht well drink hts coffee "
Juat then a little voice called from
)ust outaide the door
won’t fo.”
ap-
• Billy
Tucker. Billy wUl serve in the
downtown office of Mr Inabineet
on part'time batia until the first
of April.
Others who are helping with the
state work are Vivian Muds and
the executive officers of the North
II you dt. JI Carolina Commission.
The young bride noticed that her
husband was depressed "George,
drsrrst/’ shr whispered. "I know
that aomethlng U bothering you I
want you to tell me what it U
Your worries are not your worries-
they are our worries "
"Oh. very well/* George said."
We have just had a letter from a
girl in Detroit, and she is sueing u%
for breach of promise.”
Fred Come in and tell me whnt
you think oi my new loud-speak-
er
Jack I should love to. old man.
but 1 promised faithfully to meet
mine at 7 00 sharp.
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White. Vera Weathersby. Peggy
Ward. Robert Mowe. Warren Mal
lard. Ralph Kennedy. William
Pierce. Darrell Huffman, and Bud
dy Cunningham. Even with losses
among the ranks (some conflicts
in the new rehearsal hour) the
chorus membership has increased
over last semester.
The singers hope that with the
aid of Professor Lynn Brown <and
the new eleven o’clock practice
hour) they will be able to pro
duce "new qualities of sound and
performance that one would expect
from a group that practices at a
reasonable morning hour instead of
a weary late afternoon hour.”
Anything new can make people
happy or unhappy. There were a
few of the former on January 21,
when there was held the year’s
first "private recital” of students
who took private music lessons
during the first semester.
But we must confess that there
are also reports that the debut
made quite a few students uncom
fortable and nervous. Yet. there
has to be a first tim* for every
thing, students, and next time you
perform the feeling won’t be half
so bad ^and we hope that some
of your performances can actually
stay as good as they were in Janu
ary.
Among the performers were
Paul Crouch, with a Spanish song,
and Peggy Nicholls, with a song
by Brahms. Marjorie Blinson play
ed a Bach piece on the piano.
James Hemby played an old Eng
lish Drinking Song.
Two wind players were L. J.
Benton. Jr.. who played the clari
net. and Carol Stone, trwnpeter.
Thelma White sang Reger’s
‘Virgin’s Slumber Song.” Delano
O'Neil sang Schubert’s “H ark.
Hark, the Lark.”
Other singers were Ubby Rum
ple, Peggy Martin. Irene Glover.
Annie Rackley. and Qeanor Hat-
sell.
Also playing the piano were
Pauline Stephenson. Annie Rack
ley. Joyce Strickhauser. and Peg
gy Winstead.
Soloists on the new chapel {upe
organ were Buddy Cunningham
and Peggy Marlin.
WE GLADLY ACCEPT YOUR
THRIFT SAVINGS DEPOSITS
SAVE WITH
WILSON INDUSTRIAL BANK
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INTEREST COMPOUNDED QUARTERLY
0< taMVMc* Crnr^rnmimm
SLACKS and
SUITS
BY FAMOUS
FLANNELS and
TWEEDS
BY HIGGINS
STACY ADAMS
CITY CLUB SHOES
118 s. Goldsboro St.
11 — 5:00
CAPTAINS
PHI SIGMA TAU—Nan Mattox
SIGMA TAU CHI—Mildred Blackmon
DELTA SIGMA—Hilda Crocker
VAGOBONDS—Margaret Harris
JETS—Mamie Davis
BLUE TANGOS—Bobbie O’Neal
COONS—Mickey Raynor
The top four teams will participate in the tournament,
which will be held after the regular schedule is complete.
DATE OR STAG
Date or stag! It was fun! It did
not lag, and none were shunned!
Just ask anyone who went to the
Sock Hop Dance. It was held in
the gym on Saturday, January 24.
from 8:00-11:45.
As each one came in. his or her
were checked at the door, leaving
everybody to dance in their socks.
The "Belle of the Ball” was
Miss Sarah Bain Ward with her
hair down, wearing ACC socks and
a big shirt.
Music was furnished by David
Batts' band.
Delta Sigma's Carol Ann Lee
is top scorer in volleyball this
season. She gathered 99 points
in 8 games for an average of
over 12.4. Next in line are Faye
Dail with 70 and Nan Mattox
and Peggy Nicholls each with
62. These three girls played for
Phi Sigma Tau. Fifth is Ruby
Wiggins from the Vagabonds
wiUi 58. Freshman Evelyn Yio
noulis scored 54 for the Coons.
Nice work, girls!
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