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FIFTIES DANCE
The Student Govern
ment, in cooperation
with the newly formed
Women's Club, will be
sponsoring a dance on
Halloween Night. This
will be the first big
dance of the year.
Keeping in the Hallo
ween Spirit, this will
be a 50's Sockhop.
There will be a prize
awarded to the most
authentically dressed
male and the most au
thentically dressed fe
male. The festivities
will begin at 9:00 at
the Greek Community
Center on Cumberland
Ave. Admission will
be free to al1 ful1-
time students, staff,
faculty,'and adminis
tration. $3.00 will
be charged per person
for non-students, and
refreshments will be
provided. So get out
your 50's garb and
let's all go to the
hop.
Any club or* organ
ization that wishes to
add more money to
their account may do
so by sponsoring a SG
function. For further
information, contact
Joan Adams or Bob
Lehman in the SG Off
ice.
COMPUTER WORKSHOP
Three UNCA profes
sors recently attend
ed a workshop on com
puters at the Triangle
University Computa
tions Center (TUCC) at
Research Triangle Park
near Raleigh. Profes
sors Braggio in the
psychology department,
Cole from math, and
Wolff in political
science attedned the
two day meeting. Mr.
Bill Fuller, UNCA com
puter programer and
technician, also at-
Senate Meets
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elopment. Vincent
mentioned the new pol
icy on incompletes.
Chairman Browning
requested all Sena
tors to keep the gen
eral faculty informed
about the actions and
issues dealt with by
the Faculty Senate.
He also requested all
committees to public
ize their meetings.
The 20 minute meet
ing adjourned at 3:45
to meet again next
month.
tended.
The meeting, Sept.
12 and 13, was spon
sored by the North
Carolina Educational
Computing Service
(NCECS). Its two bas
ic purposes were to
introduce people to
Statistical Package
for the Social Sci
ences (SPSS), and to
familarize those al-
^ready versed in SPSS
with recent updates in
the computer program.
The main speaker at
the meeting was Ken
neth Hardy, Director
of the institute for
Research in the Social
Sciences. Attendance
included representa
tives from both public
and private institu
tion's in North Carol
ina. About 50 people
participated in the
workshop from schools
such as: N.C. State,
ECU, Wake Forest, UNC-
G, UNCC, St. Andrews
College, and Shaw
University.
The Political Sci
ence Association held
its second meeting of
the year Wednesday
Sept. 10 at the Bava
rian Cellar. At the
meeting attended by
about 12 members and
the four political
science faculty. New
officers were elected
for the 1975-/6 aca
demic year. Randy
Kindly was elected
president, Larry Ernst
vice-president, and
Tom Wernicke, secre-
tary-treasurer.
POTENT QUOTE
"We the willing,
led by the unknowinq,
are doing the impos
sible for the ungrate
ful , we have done so
much, for so Iona.
\i5ith so little, we
are now qualified to
do anything with noth
ing.. .for nothing.
An anonymous N.C.
Legislator
The Cold Hard Facts About
Syphirrhea
Over 99 per cent of
the total population
suffer from this dread
ed disease.
1. How does it ;
spread? (Quickly).
Sitting on a dirty
toilet seat, smoking
the same cigarette (or
joint), using the same
toilet paper more than
once, picking your
nose.
2. The germ:
rectum Rottemus
3. The Symptoms
For both men and
women...excessive itch
ing of nose, sneezing
or coughing, excessive
doodling (during lec
ture), urinating imm
ediately after get
ting up in the morning,
inability of find a
parking space, walk
ing on the grass,
drooling zits with
two-day-old scabs.
Men: long hair. Wom
en: flat chestedness.
4. Consequences
If left untreated,
baldness, insanity,
toes falling off, teeth
falling out, need
glasses, QPA drop be
low 2.0. Women: per
manent hair on upper
lip.
anyone
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Fees
...FROM Pg. 3
October,1, 1975. A
fee of $10.00 wi11
be charged for the
processing and issu
ance of the initial
North Carolina tea
cher's certificate.
A fee of $5.00 will
be charged to pro-
eess material and
issue a certificate
involving the addi
tion of an addition
al area(s), to
change a name, issue
a duplicate certifi
cate to an individ
ual, or to raise a
certificate to a
higher level. There
will be no charge
for the renewal of
certificates.
Checks to cover the
certification fee
should be written
payable to the State
Board of Education.
HISTORY ASSOCIATION
Phi Alpha Theta,
the international so
ciety of History, is
busily preparing for
the bicentenial. This
year there are plans
for a Willamsburg Ball
and concert as well as
publishing a small
book of essays done
in colonial style.
The organization also
hopes to have a spe
cial room in the base
ment of the library
for Western N.C. his
torical collections.
This year officers,
elected at a recent
meeting, include:
Leslie Deene, presi
dent; James Lee, vice-
president; Debbie
Fields, historian; and
Vicki Ballard, secre
tary.
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