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Dec. 14, 2007 \ The Clarion ARTS & LIFE Page 11 Ask ex Dear Tex, What is the proper way to go about shotgun fishing? Well then, you should use only the finest gun shells. If I was you I would use slugs instead of bird shot. On Mythbusters they have proven that you can use a gun to kill fish with. The shot impacts the water and pushes it to about 4 feet and the force of the water crushes the fish and they die more humanely. Most people use fishing poles and hooks to fish with, but I would think that the fishing hooks hurt the fish more than just being crushed to death. I have a friend that likes to use TNT to fish with, and he swears by it, but I think that just makes a bigger mess that you have to clean up. But if you like the thrill you should try it that way, you just might like it too much. I hope that I could help you out! Editors Note: Shotgun fishing can be extremely dangerous and possibly illegal. The advice recommended in this column does not reflect the editorial opinion of The Clarion, and we do not encourage this practice. Whoever thought to ask this question in the first place is a sick, sick person. Here at The Clarion we would like to take this opportunity to ask the student body to refrain from egging Tex on with questions such as these in the future. Please, think of the children. Vitamin D's Top Five Albums by David Ulloa Staff Writer 1. “ Peacebone”- Animal Collective If you liked this Brooklyn based bands’ wild but whimsical output, you will be thrilled to hear their entire new album Strawberry Jam. Mix up calypso with tribal-garage dirt beats, and you have this wonderful single. With enchanting lyrics, and blood pumping synth orientation, the song should demand a repeat. 2. “Ageing bad never been bis friend”- Love Is All Being that this is a band that Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeah’s hstens to obsessively, should be enough to convince you to download the single or buy it off iTunes. The song is packed full of fun and charm. Imagine eating too much chocolate ice cream and getting to that delirious point of awesomeness when you cant feel your brain anymore. and it feels really good. Picture those brilliant moments right before you sugar crash, and that is what Love Is All about. The lead singer, a miniature female singer who doesn’t take any crapola from any swift hipster imposter’s mouth, exclaims with much passion, the voice of her years of childhood and wild days. This one is a pick-me-upper, so dig it. 3. “ Dun Dun”- Para One Techno should feel really good for having this one man beat machine to contribute. This ball buster of a hit is one of the best examples of France’s up and coming house scene. The beats are liquid punchy, and the synth crunch never fades. Get ready to get faced...dance style. 4. “Panda”- Dungen Even though this song is older than Larry King’s shaving kit, it’s still a good reminder of how great the Swedish music scene still is. The song never quits. It’s an epic movie rolled out in a matter of several crucial minutes. Don’t be alarmed when you start singing the lyrics without even knowing them! These guys sing in Dutch, but some words for rocking out sake, can be easily transformed into English to enhance your cruisin’ swagger on the road. 5. “Alice Practice”- Crystal Castles It’s notjust an old Atari game, it’s also a thrash/dance duo from Toronto. Labeled one of the most creative bands of our time, this song should definitely detour you away from any prejudices just from hearing the name. They incorporate 8-bit synthesizer effects from old Atari games and make them sound horrifyingly wonderful. I would crank this one up in dead traffic, just to see if f got any newbies to crunch on. Join The Clarionl We need Arts & Life reporters to review music, movies and more. Meetings are held Mondays at 4:00 p.m. in MG 113. $1^10 Coupon Brii^ this ad in for $1.00 off ai^ purchase over $5jOO. Offer good only to Brevard College students & faculty with valid college I.D. Not good for alcohol.
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