ONEEDA MANN
Dear Miss Mahni.
'I am in the’Infirmary. This is
bad enough, but tc add to my trou
bles I hear a rumor that my girl
is going with other boys while ray
back is turned* How can'I alter i
this unfortunate situation?
Signed: "Johnny"
Dear "Johnny"
You know when the cat’s av;ay,
the mice do play. Get -Mrs. Cul
pepper to get you off of a.salty
diet, or to put her in the infir
mary, too.
Oneeda,
Dear Miss Mann;
I am a girl student at Louis-
burg. During .this y®ar I hftve fa
llen for a bey v/ho is also in sch
ool at Loui’sburg, He doesn't know
that I am' in love rlth him, I ,
want to find out first whether'Hu
thinks-much pf me or not* . How ,
will I be able to find out if he
does or doesn't love .lafc:'?.
Worried; V, C.
Dear V, C»:
This is.indeed a hard question.
My only advice' is for you to take
everything he says vica-versn. :
After this get advice .from’ your
gran'dmother. She v/ill help you.
Oneeda, • . '
Dear Oneeda: . ’ " .
I lie awake all .night .thinking
how I can keep my girl fl:’qra going
off with other boys, I have lost
so much sleep that I think Mrs.:
Culpepper is going to put me to
bed. Please tell me how I may
have her by myself?
"Sleepless"
Dear Sleepless: . _
There is only ono way of lixing
your girl. Go to ,flo,se * s and get
aome little bells'. Come back and
put them on her hands and feet.
Now she won’t be able to go with
others behind your back.'
Oneeda
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SNIP, THE SNOOPER? REPORTS..
If it is true that the winners-
' in the May-day scramble- will se- ,
"lect escorts, etc., ;0f their own
choice, then most probably thi.s
May-king business will'be a .new
page, in the boo.k of life. .
- The trlpt to Dunn■ seem(3d to haye
its ups and dov/ns; a,t Icfsr. t liargar-
et S, did when she* and. an olu. Li?.--
zie.City admi-rer.-made..use of some
one *s s’"ings last Sunday^ Eo1:by
H, seems to have dropped oil inter
est, . . ,
Wo nde r wha t she could, ha ve k e a a ■;
when she said that she nevoT- runt--
ed to see another' tfoy as ,r-.s
she ■ 13,ved. ■ You, really &houl'i ■ ’ t
■mkke such drastic statemtncs Judv,
Is there anything t6' Ed Coner'S
and Martha Brower'^s conctanc ap
pearance together on the canpus?
Lil (to Mr'; Peele on. the qucso'.cj)
of love, and marriage); "'well...,
.know from e.xi:^.'rlence just
' zy peopi'f.. ao b when they get Vhff't
'way
The- .VPt'era- seem, tb r.ave coolbJ
of.f poincvh ' new. At lef'st. ohey
are -no'C ru,:'i.-'i..rg-: sucl'i v. r.xp.d
current, ic oe t-";oause ol cer
tain bllleT3--6ou’x_
Matt Ic ,'i he ' r f l-'’P^.ry. OcuLd
it'be'-that v-e:j''; t ge t-
Ann i'riter'n? ;
When a fai.r’la'iy "finv; ana comes
to in the avuir c*’ r
and handsome so^i'^'ohln"
usually comes of it;„ '/■-..i l, , it
H.S. toek J.M. to paicy Thu’^oC'ay
night, ■ ; ' ■ _
Mr. Byerly, hav'j you hf '--.tiotnur
seance, lately?
that a- seance is a n.e'j'c.V:.£
the spirit of a der.d pvo'i'
just 'vonder. Jt '^■r'ao i:o
member cf 'the maif' j.e.s is irn-
muiie--e ven Clyde .iiV;'
to be 'Vdokenihg,.
hrs ^liC- Ellis-.lo. I-ilire,
gorie O'l'HT -the Cli’''.,'; ' > ’5^-®
seems iio be takir; c-.:,i ,’.i;in
Mickey again.