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PAGE 8 APRIL 2, 1990 OPINION Editor’s Desk Michael Roberts Chad and I present to you the Lanced, a parody issue of our student newspaper. This paper was produced with the purpose of entertainment. We sin cerely hope that no one will consider this material as harmful, offensive, or malicious. And if you do, that's a damn shame. Go ahead, take us to court. Good luck. . . The Lanced, we have realized, is the only surviving purely male institution on this campus. We do not, however, feel that we are chauvinistic and in no way does our "maleness" interfere with the objectivity of this newspaper. And if you disagree with this, then just run to your room and cry your little eyes out. Some feel that the mere act of having females involved in any endeavor is in itself positive. Chad and I agree. There are, behind the scenes, females who are involved with this student publication. And we would like to express our appreciation, and recog nize their contributions. They are an integral part of the publication process, and if it weren't for them we would never have coffee, and the office would never be cleaned. I hope everyone enjoys this issue. (The opinions expressed in this column are not nec essarily those of men with female bosses, girlfriends, or nothing to do Friday night.) LERrn the LRtEbt DflN[E steps, be the hit OIF THE PRrtY. tRKE lessons U^ItH- ERrNEST "CHN mri;hine" mus . NG £N6tXffl This IS drugs... « 1 Q \ Mike and Chad editors EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ASSISTANT EDITOR ADS ART WORK IDEAS WRITERS SPORTS PHOTOS MICHAEL ROBERTS CHAD ESPOSITO MIKE AND CHAD MIKE AND CHAD MIKE AND CHAD MIKE AND CHAD MIKE AND CHAD MIKE AND CHAD This issue is a parody of the Lance, and we sincerely hope that materials contained in it will be taken lightTy. We regret any in stances where some may feel we have over stepped the bounds of parody or good taste. -MAR
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