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Page 4 Senior Last Wilts ^Testaments I Laura Anne Malinowski, be ing of advanced mind and body, here do bequeath to: Nikki Holloway: My hopes for happiness. April Pettigrew andLauren Shumacher: My love for DeTamble which regretably 1 can’t use no more. Kiley Pike: The third step in front of DeTamble, and a playmate for your state of drunkeness. Brian Doles: A trashcan, and two more feet. Heidi Coleman: Abattered and abused Wilming ton Dorm to lift up, and much luck in the Senate. I Katie Watts, of sound mind and body, bequeath to: Sissy:The wheelchair secret, friendship, LIMA, the perfect man and memories. “ShortstufP’: “Five”, a bottle of stress pills, friend ship, Yom Kippur, beach laugh ter and M&M’s. JJ: “five”, a hairbrush, ajobwith the Celtics, Elton John, and the RED HOT CHILI PEP PERS. Tony: “Five”, another GANZA ’92 Sunday and happi ness with Nicki. Robyn Went; A greencard, a chocolate and friends. Robin Williams: A cappachino with Al Capone. Gregg Starbright and Aaron: Slimfast, Suite 2 Win- ston-Salem, and new underware(jacking). Candace: A can of mace, and many more smiles. Jenn and Tracy: Nights at Jim’s and Holloween '92. Cat: A clue. B.B.: The ultimate the atre department Chip Hodges: A new attitude. Cynthia Howard and Co.: A”parade”. Chris and Eddie: “I Touch Myself”. Last, but not least: Kelly: Myrtle Beach, “72 hours”, long walks, a clean ing lady and many t o - morrows. I Melissa Hubbard, being of somewhat soundmindand body, do leave the following things to the following people: Amy: I leave my en- tertainmentcenter, my coffee fil ters, and a safety pin. Eliza: A box of choco lates, and a fish face. John: I leave Garfield. Tony: I leave all of the brains he can drink. Katie, Denise and Robyn: Suite 6 magic, and a heartfelt thanks for being the best friends ever. Kelly: I leave Katie. Robin: Baseball games, baseball boys, and my old polyester riding coat Michelle: All of the community service projects that any one person could possibly do. Anthony Lee: A big hug, and a bigger thank you for putting up with me for two years Dave: Millions of great memories, a trip to the airport and best wishes in everything you do. Tracey, Katrina, Jes sica, Lorrie, Sara, Rebecca: I leave you withoutaRA...lts been great, and I’ll miss you all. Bob Littleson: An an chor. Bob Hopkins: A pocket full of change. Corrinne Nicholson: Jewelry cleaner Annette Dunlap: A new song to sing at the picnic. Wini and Betty: A huge smile and new RAs. To everyone else who has made my time here at St Andrews so spectacular, I leave lots more good times...Cherish the mo ment, don’t take your life here for granted, because the time passes much to quickly. Good luck and God bless. I Charles “Chuck” Young, be ing, do hereby bequeath the fol lowing to my distinguished SA colleagues: David Benziquin: “The Factory” in hopes that its wheels may continue to turn. “God’s Own Drunks”: My ability to say “no” once in a while. Chris Shaffner: A lifetime supply of sympathy for your little “booboo’s”. Will Ray: Nothing! Everything you need has the last name Schumacher. J.R.: A prescription to Rogaine. Chris Moyles: A butcher knife, a side of beef, and a dare. Joey Schople: A sub scription to “Guru Illustrated.” Pepe’: The cap is enough “Hermano”. P-nut and Woobie: Astall, a jester, and a meta-car- pal twist Chili: The hope that “the right one” will come around. Roger: The ability to gain weight JJ*. and Stephen: The ability to destroy any video game. and finally to Suite 8 Mecklenburg: I leave the ability to Study on a week night I, Denise M. Collins, of sound body and a deranged mind leave the following things: Robyn: A green card, mv friendshio. and my love Melissa: The Love Boat, her room, memories and my friendship. Katie: The other re maining bimbo, no one to be your PMS person, no jobs and lots of money, Harpoon Larry’s, good memories, and my friend ship. Robyn, Melissa and Katie: Long, happy lives with our friendship sustaining Lee: Me, my love and life. Robin: I leave you alone (I’m sorry). Mark: Baseball games, the best senior year, and my friendship. Tony and Pookie: I leave five. Kelly: All theZima$2 can buy, and Katie take care of her. Suite Sbc members: Our tradition, the suite leader position, and the recycling bins. Brad: I leave Allison, good luck. Baseball Team: I leave you Winston-Salem, don’t trash it! Patty: My gratitude, my knowledge and sincerest thankyou for all your help and understanding. St. Andrews doesn’t know yet what it will be losing. St. Andrews: Thanks for the memories and the class of 1993. I, John Church, being of Celtic mindand Dapper body do hereby bequeath to the following: Kelly Childress: A crane, a birdman, a one-on-one full court victory and the Capri. Katie Watts: “Five”, a funnel. The Capri, a serenade of Elton John. Tony Scott: “Five”, a scoop shot and grandma sun glasses. John Sprouse: A spru, a big dog, and manners. Scott Swain: Another buddy, an RBI victory and an other Messick class. Kenny Kelly: A good dragon, a grill and an Eric Clapton ticket. Denise Collins: “Five”, and drinking a full beer. Melissa Hubbard: a member of the “Five” club. Brent Donatien: a phone call, and “L”, and my jump shot Jennifer White: Aprctty smile and a shag dance. Derrick White: A trainer and some trainer's tape. Shawn Colquiett: Dan Akroyd and your St. Andrews dad. Joe Bell: Thecomputer Lab and my verticle jump. Rob Graham: a Chippendale body and a beer. Chip Hodges: A strike out looking. Catherine Holsapple: A “thank you” and ‘Therefore”. Larry Jefferies: A modest strut Cedric Brown: A new car and a drilling in RBI. Mike Hall: Some new feet. Steve Hamilton: Some more “W’s”. I,LorrieL. Jean.do hereby leave the following to: The Freaks: A job as tampon instructors, new holes for the rest of your body, PIMA, strange moaning sounds in the middle of the night, smoke through a window, and the best of luck! Joe Duer: Cards, farts. Spring Break ’93, she-males, magazines, country music, and the SAAB. Laura Lumley: Mov ies, wheelie talk, all the gossip, a baseball player, and a place to vacation. Good Luck! Melinda Grice: Gos sip, Asian studies stuff, our rag on everybody tolk, a dance to save you from someone during the senior parly of any other time, and a place to visit. Good LucW „Maybe.we’ll see each other irf China; SBS Crowd (Cynthia, Kaille, Joy, Gareth, Steph, Dr. H. Neal and e v - eryone else): Copying, filing, typing, scissors, tape, grading, a new politics work-study, and lots of fun. I’ll miss you guys! Lamp and Shield staff (Kerri Miller): all nighters, or ganizing times for pictures, lay outs, typing ribbon, and a great annual in the years to come. Good Luck! Kevin Finch: China 1991, a golden award for the best suitcase holder in the world, a green card, and my address for a wedding invitation. Good Luck, and you must come and visit me! Garreth Griffith: a good sense of humor, my guUbleness, a green card, and my friendship. Good Luck! The Lunch Crowd (Tracy, Cat, Kim, Robin, Vicki, Kerry, and everyone else): A place to stay in Hawaii, jobs, gossip, four years of SAG A, great laughs and good times, and the best of luck to all of you! Leslie Leaf: My CD’S and Infinity speakers (not!), the hospital. Soon Li, a shaved head, a new set of morals or $1,(X)0,0(X), a new perspective on hosting a prospective stu dent, hide and go seek in LA, Gravity Hill, and a place t o stay in Hawaii. Good Luck! TiffanI Orange: Lunch and all SAGA meals, the hospital, Champs, our male talks, my primary friendship. Gravity Hill, Hide and go seek LA, and a ticket to Hawaii. Good Luck! You’ll be missed Colleen Daly: A ticket to Hawaii, my address for the wedding invitation, a new car the Alumni Dance, theothcrhalf of the cutest couple. Business Law, tons of shots, the Happy Birthday song, and a Mr. Little cute man for you and me both. GOOD LUCK and you’d better visit me! Summer Brock: Fu ture annuals to proof,and ray thanks for being so patient, un derstanding, and supportive. Larry Schulz,Marga ret Houston, Tom Williams, Gordon Wang, Leon Applegate, and Edna Ann Loftus: My thanks for all your help, support, encouragement, and words of wisdom, kouldn’t have gotton into the University of Hawaii without you all! 1 wish the Asian .S tudies and En glish programs continued suc cess! Hayley Ladell: My VCR, my great music, 90210 and Melrose, GH, hide and go seek in LA, Gravity Hill, good grades, a great senior year, a good soccer season, telephone calls, beeps, the hospital, my scrcams and yells of GO LADLE and GO GIRL LADLE, and all my.love and.ftiendship. I’LL MISS YdU!''GOODLUCK! Jen Ballard: Abetter attitude, farts, cards. Spring Break ’93, 90210 and Melrose, Bubba, iced-tea, puffy hair, SAGE, a shoulder tocry on when you need someone to talk to, mace, and a ticket to Hawaii. Good Luck and thanks for ev erything! I’ll miss you! Heather Brown: Four years of being neighbors, cards, afterbirth, Jim Kaiser, farts, The Smiths, bonding time, masking, long deep talks, and good cries, cheap wine tasting, Wilmington Suite 3,Gilbert, the light,Myrtle Beach, Alabama, Spring Break ’93, and a ticket to Hawaii, Thanks for al 1 the great tines and good memories. I’Lt MISS YOU! GOOD LUCK at ODU, you’ll make a great trainer! Candy Round: Bcary, all the memories of suite 3, thf Cure concert, Alabama, suite 8 Meek, Le Rouge crayon, a ham mer and some nails, a timing belt. Waffle House, the light, some emotions so you can ciy during a sad movie, Chucks, smelly feet, and all my lo''^ Thanks for being the best rootn- mate in the world! Anyone else I forgot My wannest wishes for a great life. Good luck everybody! I will miss you all!!! I won t say goodbye, but I ’ U just say see you later! ^ I Edward S. Brown, being of a mind and body which has sur vived 4 Ganzas, would like to leave the following to Chris: A cape tola-
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