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E-Volume 2
The Symphonic Chronicler
Senior Billy Christiansen has sold over 100 CDs on MP3.com . He has 3
albums, Electronic Stories, Fantascape and Discoveries, all of which he composed
on a single keyboard.
Student Opinion: Campus Apathy
Somewhere, shortly after the baby boomers did their booming, the entire
system fell apart. The proverbial dung hit the fan and everything went to pot. We
are living in a time that creates, or is composed entirely of, apathy.
Romeo Must Die Review
There are 3 reasons to see Romeo Must Die and each is a different fight
scene with Jet Li. You can go see it for Aaliyah and DMX, but DMX dies and
Aaliyah, well, she plays a character who's really friendly and hangs out with kids.
The Making of The Princess Bride
Mikey Romano and Dana Youmans have an ambitious project ahead of
them in their final semester. They're bringing The Princess Bride to the stage at St.
Andrews.
Snow in Laurinburg
Blame it on El Nino, the Y2K bug, Saddham Hussein, Pokemon or
whatever you will, but it SNOWED in Laurinburg.
Diary of a Nerf Gun-wielding Veteran
I know you’ve seen us; we’re the people running around campus with toy
dart guns. Sure, it may make us look childish. Sure, it may be taboo in this day and
age. And sure, we might look really, really stupid to a lot of people. But you know
what? I bet we’re having more fim than you are.
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Graduations and transfers cleanse the staff and only one member will
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it was.
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