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THE RAM’S HORN
Anne Plgott and Bill Lupo, Linda Page to left.
i>r. ana Mrs. caiarles King, Mr. WUUam Eddins
Van Hayes and Duane Hardee at the refreshment
tables.
Dancing
Couples at tables
Tired feet?
Christmas Dance Big Success
According to Interviews from
faculty and students, the Christ
mas Ball held on December 16
was a complete success. Mem
bers of the student body and
faculty were asked, “Did you
enjoy the dance? What did you
like or dislike about the dance.”
Freshman Kathy Keller said,
"Yes, I enjoyed It. The at
mosphere was romantic.” Pea
nut Rooks said, "It was all right.
I liked it because it was sort of
formal.” Mrs. Proctor, art in
structor, said, "Yes, I thought
It was great and the tree was
even greater. I enjoyed the
dancing and the band.”
Jimmy Lancaster said, "Yes,
it was pretty good. I liked the
general set-up of the tables.
In case you didn’t want to dance,
you could sit and talk.” Phil
Williamson, S.G.A. president,
said, "I enjoyed it pretty well.
I liked the arrangement of the
tables, the decorations, and the
refreshments. Most of alllliked
the behavior of the student body.
I feel it was well organized and
the best dance we have ever had.”
Fred Williamson, "I loved it.
It was the best dance we have
ever had. I liked the student
bodys behavior and the decora
tions. I think we should have
more dances like it.” Miss
Pearson, English instructor,
said, "I thought It was lovely.
The decorations were unusually
original and festive. I hope that
the graduation dance will be as
successful.”
The Christmas Ball commit
tees and sub-committees should
be commended for a job well
done. The students and faculty
are thanked for their attendance
and good behavior.
Codes For Campus life
During a recent survey of the
nation's colleges and universi
ties, It has been brought to the
student’s attention that there is
a certain rebellious quality li^
herent In the schools of the east
coast, probably inherited from
their Revolutionary war heri
tage.
"Students, hear me out! Pay
no attention to the campus rules.
Use all the loopholes you cm
find. These rules were only
written up you see, to challenge
your young and fertile minds.
When the rules say that no
liquor may be served within
the house, a proper drinking
party may be had. But don’t
despair because no liquor may
be served within the house, leave
the house and get plastered In
the yard.
When the campus cop disturbs
you while you’re parked behind
the gym, and tells you there’s
no necking in that spot; there’s
a way that’s guaranteed to con
fuse and fluster him—tell him
you were only smoking pot.
If your instructor tells you to
come by for some special help
don’t believe him; he is only
Joking. If you come to see him,
you only clutter his office and
waste his valuable time. This
personal help phrase Is only
propaganda to get you to go to his
school.
Laugh when you see a poster in
the hall that says "come to the
ball game”, any fool knows that
the crowd does nothing to help
the team. The crowd only dis
tracts the players attention. If
you do go to a ball game, go to
a high school game and not a col
lege game so you can go see all
your old friends.
When your history prof. in
forms you that the paper that you
wrote is exactly like the one your
roommate handed in, tell him that
you’ll try to make your roommate
see his wrong and convince him
he must never cheat again.
If you see a trash can marked
"don’t be a litter bug”, disre
gard it. The state is paying
people with your tax money to
clean up the mess you make.
And anyway, paper and rubbish
on the campus only shows that the
college Is lived In.
When your basketball coach
informs you that you’re booted
off the team for staying out all
nlg^it the night before, casually
inform him that his daughter,
sweet young thing, was teaching
you some different ways to score.
pay no attention to the campus
rules; use all the loopholes you
can find. Those rules were only
written up, you see, to challei^e
your your^ and fertile minds.
WANTED; Student support for
the Rams. iFringe beneffts in-
clud«, fun, free entertainment,
and an Increase in school spirit.
No experience necessary. Only
requirements are faithful at-
tendanoe ait all games end big
mouths to help cheerleaders. To
apply for this position, see the
Rams play at all home and
away games.
What Is Adult Ed?
Adult Education is designed to
help us to recognize and accept
our responsibilities as bread
winners, as homemakers, and as
citizens of an evolutlng society.
It should provide opportunities
both of a cultural and vocational
nature to understand and accept
our role as social trustees—
as persons who in our particular
period of activity In our society,
must learn how to contribute to
social progress and development
as well as to enjoy the many
privileges which have been pass
ed on to us by our forebears.
Adult Education Is not for a
particular group of Persons, it
Is for everyone Irrepectlve of
their status or educational back
ground. Adult Education is, then,
for everyone-everyone who h^
anv hope, or can be Inspired to
haL h?ile, for abetter life to
which they personally
a small but Infinitely wortowhlle
contribution. That contribution
can be looked upon a creative
offering by each adult to his
social order and thereby to his
own development.
adult education K ^
oSTs\HJ?OODCm^^^^
eat and the air THEY
Ireathe. it is a factor of
survival in TODAY’S WORLD.
Basically Adult Education like
all education has two jobs to do:
1 To meet personal and
social needs.
2. To reveal new ideas, to
encourage creative approaches
and to broaden our views by ex
ploring new and unfamiliar areas,
(Sometimes this second task Is
Incorporated In the first one.)
ram tales
Mr McCraw, Is that a beer
sign or a real beer on your desk?
Did you know that Mr, Grigs
by and Mr, King are trying to con
fuse us with their hush pi«)ples?
What? Ted Johnson came to
class on a Tuesday.
Mr. Z.—chorus has whatofthe
mouth?
Aramanda, did you like jump
ing on the trampoline?
Linda Page knows how to puck
er.
David, can we really get on that
Honda and ride.
Mike, your 5’2” wife makes you
jump how high?
David Barden has started a new
fad at see, now there are three
pairs of crutches.
Faint, faint—the basketball
team won two games.
Cheerleaders—say you got
pulled the other night on the way
home.
Robert Hurley has pretty
legs.
Who’s run out of paper and is
now using the piano?
Where Is the piano stool?
Another day, another F.
Don’t take No-DozI!
HOW many students will be in
summer school?
Jean, who Is B. C.
Is it really so pretty, Jenny?
What’s this about a pick up
and delivery service, Mike?
Tommy, can you make the game
last longer?
What happened about the ski
club?
Sure teach, this is clear. Clear
as mud.
Janice, it’s the Rams, not
Hallsboro we are yelling for.
Jackie, how about those red,
white, and blue garters. Very
patriotic.
Who are the red light fakers?
It Is confirmed, John is be
coming the Romeo of S.C.C.
Who Is up In the air. Sherry
or Charles?
Who is Luclle?
Eddie, the chairs in the li
brary, not the floors, are made
to sit on?
Jimmy, who should tighten up
in English?
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