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Page Four MAROON AND GOLD February 17^, Come To See Us We Offer A Complete Drug Store Service J. S. WHITE DRUG COMPANY OPPOSITE THE CAMPUS Elon’s Complete Drug Store —SEE— THE COLLEGE STORE —FOR— Cold Drinks, Confections, Kodak Supplies, Stationery And College Supplies J. H. FARMER, Manager A. D. Pate & Co. Largest Commercial Jot Printing House in Alamance County Quality and Service Telephone 216 Corner Davis and Worth Streets, Burlington, North Carolina DR. FRANK E. GILLIAM DENTIST Over Eouse Jewery Store Telephone 992 Burlington, N. C. Washington Cafe Regular Sunday Dinner REGULAR DINNER, 40c PRICES REDUCED ON EVERY ITEM ON OXJR MENU Burlington, N. C. Taxi Service 7 Passenger Hudson, Cadillac YOU DRIVE IT FORD CLINTON TEA Prompt Service City Phone 777 Residence Phone 377 Burlington. N. C. >• >: I Sch!ffman*s | K H Xieading Jewelers, J >! >i GREENSBORO >: ^ —— $ Your Class Jewelery >! >’ >: Gifts of The Kind Tliat J >* >’ V Make Giving >' J 5 V A Pleasure V K h >: >! Banquets! Banquets! Banquets! —Visit— THE U-SAVE-IT STORE For thsss, Pickles, Olives, Peanuts, Almonds, MayouaSse, Relish, Cheese, Cakes, Hams, Grape Jiuce, Staple and Fancy Groceries. THE U-SAVE-IT STORE Burlington, N. C. JIM SIMPSON—LYNN KERNODLE, Proprietors. PATRONIZE AD. MGR. DR. L. M. FOUSHEE Dentist BURLINGTON, N. C. Office near Freeman Drug Co. Phone 21 City Barber Shop Good Hair Cuts—Ladies Welcome HERITAGE AND BOWMAN, Prop. Main Street, Burlington, N. C. Tweet! Tweet! “ Wliat c-juise«l tlint bump on the s^ide of your head?” “0]»eratiou for n}>peudicitis.^’ “Wliat has that to do with your head??' “Tliey ran out of ether and had to put me to' sleep witli a. hammer.” CHRISTMAS FLOWERS All Students Wanting Flowers For Any Occasion, See Brown Fogleman, Representing Trollingers, Florist, Burlington, N. C. Dark brown were her eyes, (Jold shown in lier liair. Her ncek resembled ivory, And lier elieeks were peaches rare. Her teetli were tiny peals, Her lips a cherry red; Could she have lived in ages past, Slie M reigneil in Venus' stead. r sijj-hed aud as 1 turned away, ^Vent slowly toward the door. For she was just a waxen form In a department store. President Coolidge lost his coat in Chicago and was not aware of it until he read tlie morning’s paper in Wash ington containing tlie stnteniont Miat it was lost—Selected. * » * Kever make an important liecision or enter into a l>ig business deal on an empty stomach. Yoiir mind isn’t work ing and you’ll probably get the worst of it, according to a professor of the psychological department of the Uni versity of Chicago. « * * “1 don’t like the American girls be cause they wear their skirts too short and paint tcro much,” says a real sheik from Cairo. He is Sheik Tolba Fabdalla Abdallah Kantab, who recently spent a vacation in Hollywood. * * * When Abraham Lincoln was offered a glass of champagne on a sea voyage as a cure for his sea-sickness he refused on tlie grounds that it made men on land sea-sick. * * * The Carnegie, the only ship of its kind in the world, was built for the study of the magnetism of the earth nnd all iron and. steel is dispensed with. It is built wholly of w'ood as metal would affcct the compass and many deli cate instruments. * * * The Pej)artment of Agriculture has introduced buds of the wild peach that grows in the mountains of China. It frequently attains a height of fifty feet and is of rapid growth. Most girls soon find there are many laps in the race to the altar. Sixty-seven out of every thousand fhiited States soldiers had the mumps in 1018.—Selected. A phonograph having records of brass has been invented that can be heard 10,000 vears from now. A regular cat was IVIiss Gerber— A chronic, consistent disturber— Fntil she got careless And laughed herself hairless And lost her grouch at the SUPEBBA! “Tobacco Quids”— As lo’ng as “Fatima” w'ears “Bull Durham” hose, “Uncle Joe’s” neck will be in a “Picnic Twist.” Mother, (finding her son eating a stick of candy on the steps) ; “Didn’t I tell you not to eat that candy until after dinner? •Small Son: “1 ’m not eating it. Moth er, 1 ’m only sacking the juice out of it.” Citizen: “That’s my car. The thief is just fixing a blowout.” Policeman: “All right, I’ll go over and arrest him.” Citizen: “Sh-h-h! Wait till he gets the tire pumped up.” One day a ]>arty of “gentlemen of color” were going skylarking in a wagon, driving a more than usual stub born mule. Finally the mule rebelled and started to remonstrate witli his heels. In doing so, he struck the driver in the head, knocking him from the wagon. A passer-by ran up, inquiring, “Is he hurt? Is he hurt?” “Xossuh. Boss,” said an old darkey, “dat ole mule’ll walk kinder lame fer a day or two but he ain’t hurt.” Daughter—‘ ‘ Papa, what is yoiir birth- stone?” Father of seven—“^fy dear, I’m not quite sure, but I think it 's a grind stone. ’ ’ If you have anything to say to a mule, say it to his face. I % \ Alma Mater I Barber^s Wife: “Doctor, what do you charge me for this prescription?”^ Doctor: “Nothing, madam.” Barber’s Wife: “Oh, but doctor, don’t my husband charge you for a shave?” Doctor: “Xo, madam, he makes me pay CASH.” It was in a negro congregation that one brethren suggested that they need ed a couple of cuspidors in the church. Another brethren from on the other side of the church got up and said, “I nomHnate Bill Jones for one of them.'^ Eton College \ Morrison-Ncese Furniture Co, r 18-120 West Market Street, GREENSBORO, N. C. . The Kind of Furniture That Make a Home a Home. FRESHMEN, SOPHOMOEES, JUNIORS, SENIOKS, ATHLETES^ Do You Know? “HOW TO STUDY” The Students* Hand-Book of Practical Hints on the Technique of Effective Study by WILLIAM ALLAN BROOKS A GUIDE containing hundreds of practical hints and short cuts in the economy of iearning. to assist students in securing MAXIMUM SCHOLASTIC RESULTS at a miDimum coct of time, energy, aud fatigue. ESPECIALLY RECOMMENDED for overworked students and athletes en gaged Id extra curriculum activities and for average and honor studeots who ur«j wurkirit; for high scholastic achievement. Some of the Topics Covered Scieotlllc Shortctits In Efl«ctlTe Study. Preparing for EzaaliuitioaB. Writing Good Ezunln»tlont. Br&in and Digestion la S«lfttloa to Study. How to Tik* Loctnro and BoAding Notes. Advantages and DlsadTantages of Cramming. The Athlete and His Studies. Diet During Athletic Training. How to Study Modern Languages- How to Study Science, Literature, etc. Why Go to College? After College, What? Developing Concentration and Ef ficiency. etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., «tc, Why You Need This Guide “Tt is safe to say that failure to guide and direct study is the weak point in the whole educational machine.” Pi-of. G. M. Whipple, U. Michigan. “The successful men in college do not seem to be very happy. Most of them. e(4i>ei-ialiy the athletes are overworked." Prof. H. S. Canby, Yale. “Misdirected labor, though honest and well intentioned may lead to osught. Among the most important things for the student to learn is lo sfiidy. Without knowledge of this his labor may be largely in vain." Prof. G. F Swain. M. I. T. “To Ktudents who have never learnt “How to Study.” work is very often a chastisement, a flagellation, aud an insurperable obstacle to contentment- Prof. A. Inglis, Harvard. “HOW TO STUDY*' will show you how to avoid all misdirected effort. Get a good start and make this year a highly successful one by sendios for tliis hand-book and guide NOW. Yon Need This Intelligent Assistance CLIP ANB MAIL TODAY. American Student Publishers, 22 West 43rd St., New York. Gentlemen: Please send me a *opy of “How to Study which I enclose $1.00 cash: $1.10 check. Name Address ELLIS, STONE & CO. Dr; Goodi, Be»d7-To-We»r Millinery and ShoM QBEENSBOBO, K. O. DR. HENRY V. MURRA^ DENTIST BURLINGTON, N. 0. Offlco Phone 604 Residence plws*
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