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Page Four. THE SALEMITE Friday, October 23, 1936. COLLEGIATE REVIEW (By Associated Collegiate Press) Resign yourself to famous names in sports. A few weeks ago it was James Fennimore Cooper at Mar quette. Now Benjamin Franklin, at the U. of Detroit, is working at tackle. According to Doctor W. M. Jar- dine, president of Witcha Univer sity, 73 per cent of his 1936 gradua ting class are already employed. A notice at the University of Ill inois: “A wildlife club for students —graduate and undergraduate will be organized,” Hm! 1936 high school graduates are now college freshmen. They almost had to use a pulmotor on Don Watson, Pomona College sophomore, who tried to guzzle six malteds in 20 minutes. At fifth down and three-fourths to go, the malted halted Watson. When football men at the Univer sity of Mississippi go around “boo ing” its not to razz. They voted Bing Crosby as their favorite radio star not long ago. Not a bit superstitious about the 13 per cent increase in enrollment in his department, the dean of the col lege of Agriculture at the University of Vermont predicts greater in creases next year. Workmen chiseled the front steps of Indiana University’s law build ing to make them as smooth as they wore in 1890. During the last 7 years of Big Ten competition, Purdue has won 28 games, lost 8, and tied 2 for a per centage of .777. Over a million students entered in stitutions of higher learning this fall. Thirty-three of each hundred of the The Gamma Phi Betas at Oregon State College had to seat their “rushed ones” on planks stretched across saw horses because the house was being remodeled at the time. Louisiana State University is add ing 100 new courses to the curri culum for the 1936-37 session. The whole Wofford College foot ball squad was jailed temporarily temporarily at Martinsville, Virginia, because one of the members tried to swipe a “no-parking” sign as a souvenir. FAIiL EXUBERANT WEATHER OALIiS FOE EXUBERANT EATTNO K & W RESTAURANT 422 N. CHEERY ST. THIS COLLEGIATE WORLD (By Associated Collegiate Press) Each year about this time feature writers seize the opportunity of dis playing to their readers the stupidity which freshmen are alleged to ex hibit in writing tehir psychological tests. Astonishing answers — prob ably highly colored by over-energetic scribes — are always revealed. This list of freshman fantasies, however, has some authenticity. With due apologies. A bladder is a siwngy paper to ab sorb ink. A tambourine is a very small, sweet orange. A corps is an oration in commesm- oratiou of the character of a dead person. A tabaret is a dine and dance place. A turtle is a body which has po larity on the property of strongly attracting iron. And a wharf is a person far be low the average size. AMAZE A M INUTE SCIENTIFACTS ^ BY ARNOLD The power OF cxw./ A SINGLE POUND OF COAL IN BURNING E.vavES H£AT EOUJV- ALENTTO UFT1N6 9 TONS FROM THE BASE TO THE TOP OF THE- lf\^HIN&TON MoNOMENiI The Phi Kaps at Northwestern University have built an oversize doghouse for their Great Dane mas cot. Shampoo and Finsrer Wave with a lo tion that does not flake 50c in bob bed hair. (Manicure 50c) J. M. WILUS Bobber and Beauty Shoppe 114 Reynolds Bid?. Phone 6073 tUlPTlCAL ^ Spinning The silkworm ook NOT &PIM THE COCOON in CIRaES, BUT AUkKES 65 FIGURE OF EIGHTS PER MINUTE, 500,000 TO A COCOON A BEAR POR swimming/ The FbiAR bear has BEEN FOUNO ENJOYING A SWIM FORTY-AMUS FROM LANP OR ICE. t % m m ... thafs the whaleman’s signal for a smoke And on land and sea, from coast to coast.. .with millions of smokers, men and women... when they take time out to enjoy a cigarette it’s Smoke-0 . . . pass the Chesterfields’* Chesterfields are milder... and what’s more they’ve got a hearty good taste that leaves a man satisfied. O I9i6, UeeBTT ft Myzu Tobacco Co.
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