The Dialette
MONTREAT COLLEGE, MONTREAT, N; C.
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LITERARY SOCIETIES ELECT OFFICERS '
At a meeting of tho" Literary SocietiosE
on Saturday, Jtxnuary 6, new officers v/ere
elected* They are as follov/s:
Tritonian
President*, >.«....*•« .Doris' ITebster
Vice President,,,,.Marianna Johnson
Sec, and Troas Lillian Abrdiam
■ Philalethian
President,........Ethel Mae Sparrow
Vice President .Louise Dxmcan
Sec. and Treas. Billy Duke
Delta» Beta
President....... Louise Powell
Vice President,......June Viilkerson
Sec, and Treas Josephine Bourne
■3.5,... 1940
^ During- the past semester the societies
have presented some very interesting pro
grams, and vre msh to congratulate you
officers,'
However’,- tho ne;W officers have decided
to do things this' semester thdt -will realj;-
(wake up everybody, so come on, girlsl
{Lot’s cooperate ^vith them and have some
fun I
SPORTS
inside vj^here they usually are
piayed-
npisc that isn’t often made-
for don’t fail to join the tun-
for order in which they-.must- run-
for only 3, out of 2-
the right score we hope falls to
you-
for sportsmanship we hope you’ll
display- '
for participation in each game
you play-
for "oom.ph" vhich all girls will
shov/-
for race which -will m.ake your
gheeks glow-
for try and try you may-
start and do it today.
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EKAMS
Oh, Geel There goes'thb‘second belllj
And I set the alarm, for 3 o’clock] Oh,
heavens--how in the world tAH I ever take
those exams today—V»hy,' I’ve only studied
a ,little] Oh, there goes the last bell,
and I didn’t get a. chance to wash ray face
How will I ever s't'a'y a-wake during those
exams?'
¥[ell, at last I’ve finTshe'd''go'bb’ll'ng
down that food^ and now I’ve really go to
get in a huddle and's'tudy--aTr iny e:^ams
t oday are going to depend ort this nekt
30 minutes’ studjr— ' '
"Backv/ard, turn back#Ard ' • '
0 Time in'yo'-’’* flight, * •-'
And tell me- just one thing .
'I studied last night]]]
Oh, Oh,—the bell for exams to start,T/ell,
here I go—Let’§ see—English is first,
"Good-morning, Miss Tfatkins"—I've got
a greater "Tempest" in my. mind than Shake
speare ever conceived of. Let’s see nopr**'^
goodness w/hat a. long exam--I’ll never get
through—I’d better hurry and get started
I’d just as soon fail in action as not,
T/fliat’s‘this--It says to take this sen
tence and then tell vAat moCd-"The cow'wras
taken out of the lot," I'lhat mood? VJhy,
the cow did of cohrse. They didn’t think
the farm hand did, surely.
Now I ha-we to ’vn-ite a. theme on Jjome ani
mal, "Psst, Mary, how/ do you spell high—
V/hy?—’cause I’m v^riting on a high-ena,"
’ Violl, that'theme is over, I sure hate
them—let’s see--what’s next? Oh, another
theme] Goodness, Smitty’s through with
that question already] Say, Smitty, w/hy
did you just -vn-ite one paragraph on milk
when I’ve written 20? Oh—you I'n-ote on
condensed milk] I see]
Hell, at last that exam is over, TJhat
do I have next? Math—I dread tha-t worse
than any] Oh, vrellj here I go. It'll be
a battle of brains, and I think I’m pretty
brave—going unarmed] Let's see,'the firs
question's'up, "If therS were Mr, Jones,
Mrs, Jones, and one baby, hoTir many would
there be?" There wrould be tvro and one to
carry. Next I have to define a circle—
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