AM US.
LI PP1NS5
Have you heard aboi;t the internees at
the Inn?? Of course you havOo hut
haTej^ou hoard about all uhe thlnuo that
have haopened accordrry^ to the curre^rt
idle convei'sation? Ih^t I Tut I even if
thing—a dr ring escape the night the
lights u.-ont out, a mothor t^^r.cnxng her
little boy tho gooso stop, secret codes
being signaled up the mountain, etcsctc. •
It does m;,iho good conversation and is
lots of fun to listen to, but remomber
tho old saying, "Believe nothing you
hoa r a.nd only half you s jo
and
don't
bo gu
lliblo enough to v;rito homo about
1 ’v' •
yoi; havQ ■,
YOU kno’;V.-
it's not polite to say oo.
T7e'll begin mth the
outside—Miss
Coo'oor T/as ashed about tne guards at
the"Inn. "Vmat are they like?" asked
some of tho girls. Ib.ssf Coop r proceod-
ed to describe their \',nifor.v;. "Are
they very old?" questioned tho
"dot so very," sho replied. "hdA' olc^;
itrged tho interested girls. With a
s'emathotic sjhilo. Miss Coop I'oplied,
"Too old for you,but old enough for me'.'
If you aro wondering how they look,then
take your cue froin IJ-SS vfebb's boner,
,(an inside haonening) and pretenc; you
''mow an.'’.0'.'''y• Picking out a nico plain"
clothed F. B.I. xian, she said, 'Could
you'pleas© toll me where I could gee a
pass' to get out of here?" "I’n: sorry,"
renlied tho man, "I'm one of the
And now for ri hit of idle chatter- If
you seniors didn't think tlu; study^of
the Ilcnaidaanco oxa.ctly along youi line
you may find a consolation in tnov.ang
that It was not all in vain, ii'-va you
bn rd about Adelaide Collins-io was
worth cold cash to her ($5 worth^of it;
Kero's how it happenod—Adolsddo i.vent
homo for tho wook-end. Thor'... was^a
r:-.dio program. Tho program v.-ns_a quiz
w ith questions about tho Renaissance;.
Adolqj-ds narticipatod in tho progra.m,
and proved to bo the lucky genius, Hor
accour.t of it to th.o English class n-as
riot. Adelaide; Then the aimouncer
asked mo tho cause of tho Trojan '..s.rs,
and before I stooped to think, 1 -"lo
*A woman' . Lat this point Adelaida turn
ed as r.:.;d as the 25 rod hats you soc in
the Chaool every Sunday.)
internees
Somo amusing observations were a lit
tle Jao boy sportmg a polo shirt on tho
front of ^hich v.^as the picture of an
Eagle and a tank vdth the letters "Loth
Go America-—Keep 'em Fl^d-ng" spread
across tho front in brazen lotteis.
Bcclof McCall claims sho neve'r hear d
"I love you" shoutcai—sa English
class reports. Did yoii always b-.-r i
whispered, Becky?
A little Jap girl at the piano lotting
out i-ath The Iforine Ify.rm about four to
a bar. A German man came ur' and told
her to stop, only to 'nave ono of those
groat, big U.S. "G" men step in and say,
"Vou, go right ahead little .g-i-rl. In
this country we ^lay anything."
If the saying about cutting your ha.ir
and having it como bao]-' curly
then Joan Benjamin is quite lia.blc o
b'seomo anoth.or Shirley Tomolo sho
shaved hors
Then, of course, if you care to liS'..Gn
to the rosults of tho various vivid
imaginations that have been expressing
thcmsolvGS about the campus of lato
you're really liable to hear a.Imost my
If vou'ro counting tho days until
Clirictm^s (and the time passes much fast
er if you don't) then bore's a little
ditty for you—^
Thirty days hath Seq^tembor
April, Juno, and By unclc--
for speeding!
■-S. Johnson
B» Pen.; oil