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“WOOD THEY?”
ART PROGRAM PRESENTED
JOCQUES
Y’know people’s names are some
times funny things. Speaking of
color is: Lawrence White, Eliza
beth Brown or Mattie Black? If the
school house should burn would Joe
Smoak? Perhaps, Jack Myatt.
Speaking of ignorance is John
Wood? 'Should Runt Pierce, would
Dorothy Warner? Surely Grace
Wood. Talk about being hard boil
ed, we heard that Dewey Black-
welder. Somebody a,sked does Har
ry Culler? Weil} if he doesn’t
then does Eleanor Cook ? Ancestors ?
Is James A. Simpson? Talk about
having a hard time in school, does
Ralph Ketchie?
He sure doss. If Charles Parker
why not Edith Barker? It has been
a little cold in Mr. Owen’s room all
the year because of an Alice Eliza
beth Freeze. Speaking of patent
leather hair we wonder if Herb.
Combs his? Cheer up students! It
Maye Sprinkle yet. Sling a wick
ed step? How’s this? Earl Wom-
ble! If Ward Packer will this
make—11a Cross ? Did you know
that Janet Harris black? Easter!
Mary Holiday to you. Is Annie Al
bright? There goes Royalty!
Willie C. King? There he goes!
Names are queer, aren’t they?
They never seemed so funny before.
JUNIOR-SENIOR
RECEPTION
The invitation to attend the iun-
ior-senior reception 'to be held May
1, in the Sheraton hotel, was issued
to the Seniors by the Juniors last
week. '
This annTial social affair is one of
£he biggest events in the spring
term. Members of the two classes
look forward with pleasure to the
reception, which usually lasts from
8 to 11 o'clock.
Dark suits for the boys, and pret
ty evening gowns for the girls
fui’nish atmosphere for this colorful
occasion.
The largest attendance ever at a
junior-.senior reception will be had
I his year. There are 123 seniors and
136 juniors. ,
On Friday morning April 6, a
very unusual program was given in
chapel by Miss Barker’s room. This
program consisted of some sketches
of the lives of some great artists,
and some very !oeaut/ful 'pict.jres
which these artists have/ painted.
The program was as follows:
1. The Last Supper—By Leonardo
de Vinci. Life of artist and Bible
reading, Margaret Hauser.
2. The Sistine Madonna— by Ra
phael, Life of Artist—Glennie An
derson. Song—“Come Unto Me,”
Mrs. .Tack Burris.
3. Age of Innocence-;-by Sir
Joshua Reynolds. Life of Artist—
Semmie Herman: Song: “Little Pink
Rose,” Dorothy Hoskins.
4. Whistlers Motiicr—James Mc
Neil Whistler., Life of Artist—
Semmie Herman.
5. Sir Galabhad—by G. F. Watts.
Life of Artist and reading of Tenn
yson Sir Galahad—Edith Millikan.
G. The Angelus—Jean Frances Mil
let. Life—Aline Kaneer. Song,
“Th Angelus,” Mrs. Fidler.
7. The Fighting Temeraire—
'Tinner. Life of Artist Nannie Lee
Perdue.
8. .Spirit of ’76—Willard. Life of
Artist—Aline Kaneer
Capacity Unlimited
An “eating competition” was or
ganized, in a mining town in the
north of England. One competitor,
a giant collier, six feet in height
i and broad in proportion, succeeded
m disposing of a leg of mutton, a
plentiful supply of vegetables and a
plum pudding, washed down with
copious drafts of ale.- He was unan^
imously declared the winner, and
was being triumphantly escorted
home, when he turned to his admir
ers and said:
“Eh, lads, say don’t hee say nowt
of this to my old woman, or she
won’t gie me no dinner!”—Ex
change.
QUARTETTE SINGS IN
CHAPEL
The Elon College Male Quarette
entertained an enthusiastic audience
at chapel Tuesday morning. They
.sang such selections as “Thit Old
Oaken Bucket,” “The Old Family
Toothbriwh;” “Way Down Yonder in
the Cornfield” and oihers.
They were encored a number of
limes and after having delighted
the audience with “Harmony” the
cheer leaders lead the student body
in “Fifteen for Elon.”
H. P. DEFEATS TWINS
Good Word For Fits
Physician—“I’ve just discovered a
new disease.”
Patient—“Call it ‘Pfxlzia.’”
“Why?”
“Because it just fits into a cross
word puzzle I’m composing.”—Judge.
Sanitary No End
Doctor—“Have ■ you taken every
precaution to prevent the spread of
contagion in your family?”
Rastus—“Absolutely, doctab. We
have done bought a sanitary cup,
and we all rink from it.”—The Bap
tist.
Engine Rehearsals
An English actor at the beginning
of the long run of a play at Chicag ■
took an apartment close to the rail
road. He abandoned it after a week’s
occupancy. “I think I could have be
come used to the trains going by at
night,” he .said, “but every mornin.g
at eight o'clock two engines car.' •
under my window and rehearsed
until noon.”—Chicago News.
If There’s a Car Lo.ng Enough
In Switzreland an engine has been
invented called the -“hochdruekkon-
densationsdampflokomotive.’’ I;i this
country they’d hang a name like
that on a Pullman car.”—Life.
I?ING DRUG CO.
W« Make a Special of Preecrfp- i >
lion and Sick Room Snp{)li«a
FAST DEUrjSlT
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Capital and Surnln* $1,000,680 j>
Resources $9,j6S0,006 !, ■
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‘ SCORE 14-6 i
With Ernest Fuqua, star southpaw, |
pitching very good ball in the |
pinches, the crack High Point high
.school nine triumphed over the I
Winston-Salem high 14-6, at Welch |
Park here April 4,
Fuqua was touched for 10 hits
during the nine inning tussle, but he
kept the bingles scattered to such
an exleT.b that the visitors wHrre
unr^ble to score but six runs.
Finlatcr, a right hander on the
team for the visitors had two bad
innings, the third and eighth when
the local highs amassed a total of
13 run.s. In the other innings Finla-
tor 'worked well.
Foust, High Point’s peppy little
fMcher caught a nice game. He led
the local at bat also with two dou
bles and a single out of four official
trips to the plate.
One font of type in the form
worth twenty on the floor.
MY HEART LEAPS UP
With Apologies to Word.sworfh
“My heart leaps up when I b •
hold a te.st upon the board.
So' it was when the schorl began;
So is it now I .am a man.
So be it when the schobl shall e^-'
Or let me die!
The school is father 'of my mind;
And I could wash my day.s more
short.
Bound each to each by natural p -
etry.
Ward .says that a hick 's so"i
thing in a battle. .Tack say* i!
something which comes from C' ■
back woods. We think it is sr>.- «
i thing in a bottle whWb «om'« Tioo.
; the back wood.*,
Mr. Owens, to Journalism Class;
“I don’t want you to write to in-i Miss Harrell: Did any of y -
tei-est mol I want you 'to write to | ever receive a letter from a«y (..r,':
interest the students. Who do youj you did not know?
write for?” ^ Clen Hampton: Yes, mam .
Alfred Myatt, “I write for the' Miss Harrell: Who?
Pointej'.” i Clc'.'.: Sear;: and Roebuck.