May 27, 1982
HIGH LIFE
Page 7
Treasures That Last Forever. . .
great times! The “girls,” Sissy,
Spanky, All-nighters, Meows,
everlasting friendship - Ya’ll are
the greatest! I love Ya! Cindy,
Teresa; C.C. celebrations! Kim,
AC/DC; Jaycettes; All-Nighters.
John, Danny, Roger - Carpool bud
dies!
♦ ♦ ♦
I, BOO GREEN, bestow to
Claire, a triple chocolate fudge
icecream cone; Maura, a grape
Daq.; Mary, Big G.M.; Sean, gold
medal; Lee Anne, transportation to
State; Michelle, a wedgy. Dale, a
clean blanket; Mitch, family plann
ing center; Floyd; party secrets;
Becky, modeling job for beautiful
eyes; Lynn L., a night to remember;
Sandy, believing in yourself; Erin, a
great time at Dadios; Will, a “punk
rocker” Anna, protection gear;
James, plenty of bail money, Kim, a
dozen green carnations; Fran, high
score for Frogger, pipets, gym
nastic talent; To the “gang” - a
beach cottage at Myrtle Beach;
Angie, a big pinch.
♦ ♦ ♦
I, MICHELANGELO GRIGNI,
of ground mind and body, hereby
leave, comfortably numb; ‘twas
Fun. I give thanks for the friends,
glory to the FORUM. Timetooshort
for healthy roots, may John escape
that trick, I hate to but can't wait
to leave. Power to the school; may
God save the seniors.
* * *
I, ALYSON HOPPOUGH, leave
Robin T. all of my problems, all the
good times - flashing light, helium
baloons, cards - and my criminal
record. Also a lasting friendship.
To Nicki. a recent friend who has
been there when I needed one.
Teresa and Maura, M.D. 20/20
-“Alex, got any happy stuff?” To
Michele, Cathy, Cindy, Teresa and
Maura - you drunken beach bums!
- Thanks for a lot of good times. To
Kim, my locker. And to. William C.
Ball who I won’t leave behind ever,
I just want to say thanks for all the
good times and the love you’ve
shown me. I love you Forever and
Always! Goodbye Mrs. Piggy!
-W.C.U.
* * *
I, BRAD HOWARD, hereby
leave! To M. Oakly, I leave you in
peace. To the big three; thanx for
acceptance. To Steve, I leave 3
years of Pandimonium elevation.
To Liz: music, crazy things in
malls, “Pre-game ceremonies,”
relationships (!), study (!), next
year. To K.M. parties, a great
friendship. To Pam, a car and lots
of fun! To M.I. “yeeuuuu and
Meeee!” To J. Locke: Yes things.
To Howre; A trip to New York! To
G B. and J.P. no more band. Bye
Ducks! To everyone: an open lunch,
a campus free of religious solicita
tion, a benevolent administration.
To J.H. “your understanding.” To
V.K. you’ve got it! Toothopolus!
* * *
I, STEVE JACOBS, of sound
mind and body do hereby bequeath
the following: To Linda, my love
and Happiness, and the best time
of my life; To Ed “The Partying
Machine” the beach, the praying
mantis and lizard, and late fourth
period lunch: To Johnno I leave a
gold mine in the backyard,
Spencer’s, this Bud’s for you, and
“more beer;” To Pat I leave two
more years of school, my red cooler,
David Caldwell Park, and an eigh
teenth birthday.
I, LISA KAMENETZ, do hereby
leave S.C. - Chapel Hill and thrill, a
fake ID, pizza men, SK, and a S.
God. PN - “Black Bugs.” “Shery- ,
ly” strange telephone conversa
tions, punk rock hairdo and
AAAAH! D.S. - my Latin book
and desk, little “naps,” suntan lo
tion, a cork in a bottle, B.S. - the
beach, Mr. F. lectures, my parents
beach weekend (Thanks B&C for
you know what) Leb - a chauffeur s
license, and the tardies you
deserve. Lib - an idiot, a mercedes
convertible L.V. -- P.K.’s body.
* * *
I, JOANIE KENNETT, being of
sound mind and body leave to
Susabelleza - Donya, red bathroom
carpet, green goop. “It’s Tony,”
High Point trip. Groovy Gooly
-Love ya Snooze; Mary - F.D., a
quiet radio. Groovy Gooly, ITF
Forever; Sondra - Pepe Lopez, 60
mph curves. Steely Dan, Cheap
motel; Trenna - Sunday’s, “poot-
cure;” Becky - extra key, 2001; Jill
- ■“baby oil,” hit of everything,
FVoGIT; Karen DCH’S, the
Blackheads, Renee and Beverly
-“our dead end;” Les - California
house; Pfeffer - white jacket, talk
ing moods, wonderful friendship;
Ellen - STANMOBILE; Kim - a
thick contact. Goody; Chris - “Ug”
major, grape “milkshakes;” Mrs.
Kernodle - brunch at TK’s, polish
ed silver, “snow,” circus, lasting
friendship; Mrs. Beamer - lunch,
snowy night; Everyone at KIM
-“POTY,” Gertrude McTalliwag-
ger; Jaycettes - Love You All
-Thanks!!
♦ ♦ *
I, CINDY KISTENBERG, being
of sound mind and body do hereby
bequeath the following: Teresa
(Wee) - sisterly love. Friendly Pool,
the baby, Japan, the Queen, my
friendship forever, Ershler - red
underwear, “Godzilla,” my year
book, jogging “trip,” Jimmy
-another 95, Toilet Paper for An
nie’s house, Adam - a bar of soap
for your m.outh, Pammy -some of
my best features, Kelly and Bev -
trip to my house, a few beers,
Joe - shorts, the HB, Swensons, 18
more daisies, and all my love!
* * *
I, JOHN KREGE, do hereby
leave the following items to these
friends and organizations of frater
nity: To the x-country team I leave
my inspiration, and the challenge
to continue the Grimsley legacy. To
the High IQ team - the quest for
the Holy Grail again next year. To
the Forum - the continuation of its
spirit despite my absence. To Mr.
S. and Mr. Mac, I leave my thanks
for being friends as well as docents.
To Becky, I leave surf and dreams
and to Paul his rightful place in
Middle Earth. And to all the
underclassmen, I leave my wish for
three years as good as mine and the
hope you will make the most of
them.
* * *
I, KEITH LANIER, hereby be
queath to the following bums: Max
- a furnace that doesn’t blow up,
my beer can collection; Jim -
Y.N.B.A.A.; Steve - Fun at State:
John - Winston Road Trip.
* * *
I, LYNN LaROCHE, being of
unknown mind and faltering body
bequeath to: Anne, High Point and
film cases; Mary, Theos; Chris,
basketball scholarship; Tori, peas
for flowers; Jeff biology homework.
I, JOHN LASLEY, being of
deranged mind but sexy body,
leave the following possessions to
these people: to Greg Lasley I leave
my mechanical ability because
Weaver Center sure hasn’t taught
him any; to Joe Woods I leave my
position of “head bagboy at
Bestway (that is if he doesn’t get
caught stealing beer before I do); to
Chuck I leave my parking space at
Bob Petty’s; to Andy McKay, who
will probably be here next year, I
leave a hard time because that’s all
he ever deserved; and to next
year’s journalism class, I leave the
graffiti that I wrote on the desks.
♦ * *
I, COLBERT LASHLEY, be
queath to: BB dates with RN, CF &
RS; CM Chilly Willie; AE, JH, SS
fantastic freshman year at Salem;
Heather easter egg hunts,
chocolate kisses under bed at Gap:
BG another date with LL; Lynn
RG, alligator pin, everlasting
friendship, Veni Vidi Vici, ILY; JM
all instantly, prepared lab
notebook; Laura a free home perm;
AS & LP a trip with the 7’s; MW &
CK “party? Where!"; Coach Smith
a year’s supply of Cliff's Notes; E.-
Claire a fantastic SENIOR year,
“rabbit,” “Who, What?”, You are
the greatest and I Love You!’ Cam
paigners thanks! I Luv ya!; Cara a
year without MG, a K-Mart war
drobe, I Luv ya; Grimsley thanks
for all the memories; Student Coun
cil “it’s been great!"
* * *
I, CINDY LeBAUER, of ques
tionable mind and body leave: Julie
- wonderful friendship, Florida,
Duke, popcorn, beercans, Hallo
ween, schlaump, more. Shelly -
hilarious adventures, stealing
cookie, BBG, Baker, prom shoes,
double dates, munching out,
friends forever. Liz vrai amie, ski
trips (New Years), midnight swims.
Doors. Belews, CSN!, jogging. Bog
gle, Keith, homecoming, 15
minutes. Kim - sneaking out to
Guilford, skiing, same clothes, GH,
Bobby, love ya! Elissa - My dog is
better than your dog! Same schools
finally, Duke, see ya there. Gary -
your bed, long talks roommates at
Duke, Scott-library, Sweet-heart
Beau’s, love always.
Tommy-you’ve made my senior
year the best, Swilley Pea, no
smacky lips, smoosh, winter night,
playing “ping pong, ” dancing
lessons, etcetra, je t'aime tOij j mrs!
So long Grimsley.
* * *
I, JIM LEE, hereby leave the
beach gang a giant garbage bag;
Pam, a discount of $500; Keith,
L.A.S.N.P.: John, a year’s member
ship to A.A.; Max, a large Bill’s piz
za; to Kerry, what your parents
don’t know won’t hurt you; Steve, a
new broom and robe; Tori and
Latonya, my homework; to Traci,
better moods.
* * *
I, LYNN LEONARD, bequeath
to: Coberto-egg salad, rematch, Mr.
California, much love; MiLee-
Illinois, Jimmy Buffett, Nanun-
saronghabnida jodadi. Junior
Twirp; Marti-bush juice, baby oil,
BTPWCIOJSBBSRNS; Meredith-
Roll tide!, R8:28, moogoogaipin,
Keith-homeruns Forever; John-
dead bush, library comer, six long
years; Boo-December Fifth,
Hardee’s Drive-thru, my eyes, the
most special place in my heart; my
best Buffett buddy “Stoned”
-crayon lipstick, DP’s feet. Cheer-
wine roadtrips, AHJ’s, Elvira Bird-
well, Randy Shorts, beach barfing,
succulent lips, the bear (we hung
up), Canadian bacon, onions, extra
cheese, “here’s lookin’ at you, kid,
more love, gratitude, respect,
friendship and memories than are
tellable - I love you. “We had it
all,” Sandy Renee. And always will;
Champaigners - Faith, hope, love.
* * *
I, MAX LLOYD, being of waver
ing mind and fattening body,
wishing I could relive the yester
days to repeat the fun and avoid
the mistakes, bequeath the follow
ing, to Keith: horizontal mirror,
4-leaf-clover to prevent furnace, car
mishaps, Steve: broom, robe.
X-country team: Desire for the
STATE. Alyson: laughs, tears, a
rose. All my friends: (Cold Bottle)
Yeast Excretion.
* *
I, SCOTT THOMAS MCGUINN
being of (sometimes) sound mind
and body, leave the following; To
Bill Sieredzki, my bad jokes, a book
entitled How To Kidnap a Horse,
my 1977, It. blue, 280Z, with driv
ing instructions, and all my AP
Calculus and AP Chemistry notes.
To Robert Ballard, my bus, 469,
Soccer in Three Easy Steps, and
$100.00 of clutch insurance. To
Matt Pappas (the junior), a extra
set of keys. To Anne Brown, all the
Chinese food you can eat. To Angie
Johnson, my lawnmower and rock
collection. To the rest of the “girls”
soccer team, a box of M&M’s, my
soccer skills, and scunion techni
ques.
I, LAURA MICHAELS, do
hereby bequeath: to LAC, security,
originality, and white car; to HF, A
in geometry; to BS and HF, punk
rock; to SE, the park; to JK, my
meanness; to CK, neighbors’
bathroom; to ML and SS, broom,
robe, and the 3 Stooges; to AJ, CC,
MH Yum yum’s, to SG a million
dollars; to PC, elver the eel; to ME,
lifetime supply of sloe gin; to MH,
purple clothes, to LL, day of sereni- .
ty; to JGH, an everlasting friend
ship; MW parties; to AE, Juke Box
Hero; to LP, ML’s ax and her
pillow; to Champaigners, the good
times; to BG, AP Calculus; to
MYF, MYF Forever; to Soccer
Team, the bench.
* * *
I, ROB MIDGETT, hereby
be-“queef” the following: to...
AD - BLAAA! mumble
Grasshopper - helmet
Bozo - dishes!
Peewee - Boyhood
Miller - Joan Dike
Fowler - Comdogs
D. Knox - The Bench, thanks for
the ride!
« * *
I, LES NAGEL, leave Amy,
Kari, etc. great ’83!; Remember
Hanglow; Tutterow, sum-
merschool. Tommy, thanks for
your help in accounting; Traci N.,
thanks for help with Suh, Steph
“Get Closer”; John Suh, Your own
Springstein album, 2 great dances
but wish it was four; Guy’s Crew,
airfield. BUDWEISER and Love
Always; Becky, mating calls, “WG
Guys”, Joanie, VS, Seagrams
bartender; Mary “You Fu,” long
talks, unforgetable loves, Kilroy,
circus peanuts, moustaches; Rean,
Miss Nobody, Awanita busride,
and stuff, FTruck; Boo Bear,
Forest Valley Boys, Twirp, the
POLICE, Erin McCough’s; Bub-
balos, a meanin^l friendship. The
Nancy’s, metal trashcans,
Stoogie’s, CARS, 1607, B.H.’s,
summerschool and especially all
my love. And finally to the girl’s #7
YOU’RE THE BEST and I
LOVE YOU!
* * *
I, TOMMY NEESE do hereby
leave the “Dodge” to Hartsook,
rides in “Dodge” to Dale and Chris,
Ron, W.A. 151 to Keith, new cupid
arrows to C.C.C.R. Les gets
“Hoodlum,” Kenerly the sled,
Knox another great football team
and slack assistant, to Phillip the
Navy, Rob a new car, Greg new
“Chevy”, Stephanie, encounters
with police, beach, concerts, skipp
ing, thanks for help, other great
times, also I leave “Endless Love”
cause I am going to keep you
forever.
* * *
I, GERRIT NEWTON, being of
sound mind and vigorous health, do
hereby bequeath the following to
persons mentioned; To John, Paul,
Martin, Tim: Road trip USA,
Smokies, memories, nights of
mellowing out, meaning of life, a
Heart of Gold. To Mid: Fetuccini &
various sound effects. To Carl: elixir
vitae & fun. Chuck: Thai-Boxing & a
math teaching job; Barbi: my legs:
JK: Yes. . .Sir! Sidd, a can of Raid:
Hoyt, Ikiwoki, The FORUM: My ac
cumulated wisdom. Q-Teammates;
Karr-el vas hier! PC, Brazil by force,
Europe by storm. My teachers:
Thank you!
I, JACQUE *NICHOLS, leave
Alyson; Topnot, beach festival,
PABLO, class day; Angie: Boom,
Butterflies, Starra; Beth: celebra
tions, balcony, frienaship; Meredith:
buddy, talks, dancing; Stacey; All-
nighters; Trenna: Miami; Lea Anne;
hands.
« ♦ *
I, JAIME PARKER, will aU my
worldly possessions, my car, stereo
set, my caps and hats, my girl
friends, my boy friends, and my F’s
to Grimsley (GHS) Student Body.
I, LYN PAUL, do hereby leave
the following: to Angie - turtle
face, giggle box; to Yinger - wishy
washy ones, lots of memories; to
Campaigners - loving but trying
times; to Spiffy - Starmount; to
Kevin - Thanx for everything. The
Big M; to Kelly - yucky and yester
day; and choir - Thanks good luck;
to Lynn - footie pajamas, clicking;
to Robin - my clarinet, a doctors
GTS; to Greg - a harem; to Judy -
too many memories to mention, a
ride in someone’s yard, music of
Through The Years, all my love; to
Will - Lucas, elasticed pants; to BS
- a letter from App.; to Martha -- a
safe ride home; to Mitch - pinches;
to Art - all the fun in HR.
♦♦♦
I, JAY POSEY, never claiming to
be of sound mind, do hereby be
queath the following to: Brad-Gary;
Gary-Brad; Todd-AP Chem. notes;
Andrea - a promise or a threat?;
Stud - Bud, the next four years.
Bromine; Lisa -my height; Ms.
Joyner - my compositions; Mr.
Saunders - problems 1-697; Barbi -
last year’s locker; A1 - this year’s
locker; and Kim - Chief, there’s no
need to leave anjrthing to you,
because it’ll always be there when
you need it - How ’Bout Forever?
* * *
I, BARBI PRILLAMAN, being
completely here, leave to the follow-