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May 18, 2007
Senior Wilk
High Life Page 13
Teachers of soon-to-be graduates
leave a few wills of their own
I, Marshall P. "I want
to be in Chanticleer"
Johnson, Vocal Music
Maestro, provider of
yummy goodness, do
bequeath and inter to
these nearly departed:
Michael Betts - beat
boxing, special dark,
SF/NY/MB, fuzzy tone,
walking on chairs, fall
ing down, bad aim, no
dating-policy,
Gasparello;Ava
Michelle Brewer - huge
eyes, goofy smiles,
braided hair, NC State,
Grains of Time, Megan
H., your brother's cos
tume; Alison Durham
- Dane, absences,
"huh?", coffeehouse
bands, Archie, sugges
tive clothing; Liz
Fletcher - NYC, Light
in the Piazza stage won
der, Annie-Tony boys,
dreams, "Gaucher",
tears, smiles, hugs;
Katherine Galloway -
Phantom, everything
Greek, perpetual state
of singing, uncontrol
lable shrieks of laugh
ter, Cinderella, two lost
years, "really?"; Cearia
Graham - stay sweet
and bust some crimi
nals; Flannah Harrill -
GW, College of Charles
ton, Cantabile, swim
ming, coffeehouse;
Olivia Fiarris - "Til
mention you next
year", managerial du
ties, Jti, interior deco
rating, filing papers,
Starbucks, AJ, camp;
Jacob Flasz - all things
flammable and com
bustible, long hair,
Fialo 2 ownage,
wheelin' and dealin',
"Fiey Johnson...",
Chik-fil-A, rook, ma
sonry, carpentry, paint,
trash cans, sisters;
Eoghan ITayes - Ire
land, potatoes, sham
rocks, banshees, lepre
chauns, hats, ES, lunch,
looks of disdain, moti
vation, speeding in the
parking lot, singing
tenor; Tiffany Johnson
- "whatchu lookin at
me fuh?", glances at the
back row, sopranos, EG,
"ai-RUH!", "girl....",
anger management;
Cortese Lowe - heavy
drawl, Georgia, "It's
Cor-TEESE!", rocking,
fidgeting, concert vol
ume, WFIRL; Nathan
Milholin - "maybe pull
that back a little bit",
honors chorus twice,
vocal ped, "AH-UH-
AIT", barbershop, MB,
KG, WHRL, Tavener,
black socks; Darryl
Rutledge - devious
smiles, trash talkin, JS,
CL, TJ, singing tenor.
Sister Act 2, modeling
club, candy; Will
Smith - Eagle Scout
project, math. Star
Wars, SK; Jerry Staples
- IB, "I'm not really in
this ensemble", AP
again, spelling and
grammar, "I gave him
this job", "got any
soda?", gospel music,
Marcus; Kathryn
Valchar - me in a very,
very long hallway full
of nothing but doors,
lax, multiple
costumes, cracked pel
vis, school of science
and math, honor's cho
rus, Fletcha, wonder
twins, governor's
school; Taylor Vancil -
cards, lunch, collar
bone, guitar, singing
tenor, white Fionda Ac
cords, basketball, pasty
whiteness, "Frank";
Costen Warner - Fiigh
Steppin' Country,
'Broom, 'Oz, CTG,
Footloose, GRITS, mon-
ster trucks, church
flower beds, "going to
the bathroofti", kCrispy
FCreme, Madrigal Din
ners, Grasshoppers
game, Madrigal Camp.
To those who remain,
sort of: Slapstick, Fro
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zen Fish (I'd like to put
those Gators on ice...),
and Ffockey Fieroes -
better luck next year. I
guess having babies is
an OK excuse...GO
'CANES!!; RZ-what are
we gonna do without
you next year?; BC -
heating, cooling, smok
ers and buses; JE -
thanks for the memo
ries; RG - sorry you had
to go; SS - you look
good clean shaven; BG
- it was only minor sur
gery. No need to be
embarrassed. Go Sa
bres! Enagaged at last;
Lynnie Roz - GO
BUCKS! I hope those
Gators choke!; AN-
you are so AWESOME!;
FXl - thanks for hangin'
in there. You saved all
our hides this year; BC
- you are my goddess;
Sweaver - thanks for
saving my children; BFi
- God bless you; BA -
"shutouts"; FCFiJ - come
sing for my class some
time; FCF - welcome to
the jungle, baby; to ev
eryone -1 will not name
my baby after you!
Sing in choir!!
I, Lynn Rozelman,
of soundless mind and
polka-dot theories, do
hereby bequeath the
following: Leia-a date
with Brayden and a
Thai dinner for two;
Katherine Galloway-
a 7:30 am college
course; Trevor-a new
handwriting; Ashley
Fi.-an abridged version
of dialogue; Mike J.-a
movie date with Dad to
watch GofW; Marissa
K.-family memories
and secrets; Travis-an
ounce of optimisim;
lan-a crystal water gob
let filled with my eter
nal devotion; Mark
Malkin- a wake-up call
in class; Nisha Patel-
my platform shoes;
Graham-a "jr." of your
own so you can be "sr.";
Blane-sports therapy so
that you appreciate
scarlet and gray heroes;
Natasha-a modeling
contract because of
your lovely smile;
David Tookey-an em
cee job in Fiollywood;
Nisha V.- a stronger
membership of Am
nesty; Erica I.-a pool
pass to my condo; Nick
McD.-a certificate for
Superior Techno skills;
Joseph R- success on
and off the field at
Campbell; Jackson-
some humility; Eric
Blake-my email ad
dress for paper editing;
Erica C.-all my tips for
successful jumpshots
and alley-oops, as well
as lots of giggles; Jorie-
hundreds of thank-
you's for being a good
listener and paper fixer-
upper; Suzanne H.-
dates for my New York
visit with you; Gwen-
keys for Room 207 after
school; David M.-hugs
for the most huggable;
Samantha- good times,
rough times, and A's on
your commentaries;
Chris Chavis-a pocket
to hide your phone and
a conservative jacket for
job interviews; Darrius-
my lifelong friendship
because you are an ab
solute dear; Rondre-a
scrapbook for all your
WWI poems; Cearia- a
catered meal instead of
a cafeteria lunch at my
computer; Michael Mi
nor- a jacket without a
hood; Daniel- free ad
mittance to Journalism
III next year; Matt
Gerber- a trophy for
winning a Bubble
Blowing tournament;
Emily Flarden-a prom
ise to be patient and
understanding next
year; Leigh-the title of
Ad Queen; Jeanne-the
bill from the therapist I
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you this year; Kate
Malekoff-three-way
calling for you, Emily
Fi., and me next year,
along with a road trip
to Ohio; Caroline- a
name tag and my best
wishes at school next
year; ITaley-a matching
name tag and a ticket to
freedom in Pennsylva
nia; Rachel W.-red,
blue, and green pens
for editing pages next
year, as well as a prom
ise to purchase a new
mouse for each com
puter; to Zero Period-
alarm clocks, more
reading time, and un
limited grandma sto
ries; First Period-copies
of "Robert's Rules of
Order" and 300 pages
of summer reading;
Second Period-a book
on motivation; a lesson
on maturity; and a free
ride to Columbus;
Third Period- extended
time on all assign
ments, 600 pages of
summer reading, and a
map to Disney World
where you can meet
Grumpy and Sleepy;
News paper-night
mares of Matt Gerber
working for the "New
York Times."
I, Teresa Whiting,
being of sound
mind(????), do hereby
bequeath to the
following:To my Stats
class, a lifetime supply
of skittles, m&ms, and
donuts, " you null hy
pothesis"; to my
daughter-in-law and
the "other woman", my
undying love and grati
tude for all the atten-
r-'t
tion and kindnesses
paid; to Josh, my pet
snake and cricket; to
Christian, Strawberry
Shortcake and a box of
tic tacs; to my favorite
lifeguard, way too
many rumors; to CCW,
a lifetime supply of
mint oreo balls to sus
tain you through the
surprise attacks and
the ER bills when flips
go wrong; to Holls,
boxing gloves for all
those irritants; to 4th
& 6th, a working mute
button; to Sarah-
squared and Jules,
study dates complete
with coffee; to all of my
other regular visitors,
good luck in all of your
future endeavors.
Moi, Madame Wolf,
je voudrais laisser: a
Leia Forgay - tous les
materiaux que j'utilise
en enseignant mes
eleves, (tu seras bonne
prof de langues); a
Courtney Foster - un
ecran large pour voir
mieux les jeux du
Coupe du Monde a
Nice; a Alice Miller - un
sac de Longchamps et
une excursion aux
Galeries-Lafayette; a
Dare Schenck - une
hampe a Nice et les
boutiques aux Champs-
Elysees a Paris; a Claire
Dwyer et Olivia Harris
- toutes les bonnes
conversations en
cinquieme periode. (On
a laisse les bons temps
rouler, n'est-ce pas); a
Laquisha Thomas - un
grand sourire comme
I'un que tu me donnais
tous les jours pendant
les trois ans ensemble!
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