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Vol. 19, /6
QUEENS COLLEGE. CHARLOTTE, N. C.
April 1, 1940
The Chicken
Crowed.
Twos Quarter Till
Four.
Mother Colled,
LYING DOWN ON THE JOB, MISS BRAxMMER?
"You'll Stay Up
No more.
//
They elected her to lead.
To write, to speak, to read.
She started off with good ideas
But these were overcome by fears.
Intentions of the best had she
Until we chased her uj) a tree.
We approached her with so many
wiles
She hid herself among the files.
We've searched the files and cannot
find
A single thing she left behind.
A letter says she’s gone with Anne
To Rome to try and find a man.
The teachers with their horn rim
glasses
Wonder why she cuts their classes.
Many friends ask hut few of them
know
She's uj)stair.s in Morrison healing a
toe.
That was some convention you at
tended, how about it President Bram-
rner ?
I Chunked The
#
Paper
And Left This
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Cause I Knew You
Jueens Students Go To
Meet In Berlin, Germany
Doodlers
When In Rome
Act It
Would Set Your
Own Pace
{Continued on pnge four, column two)
I For A Neat Appear-
Miss Elizabeth Hammer of the
First Family of Virginia Hammer’s
and Miss Anne Fullof Hippotomus,
Alabama, went to Rome to attend a
house iiarty last week. This social
event of the season was held for the
benefit of the present and past “are”
—the theme of the gathering was
“How To Pick Daisies—Gracefully,
Her Hitler
Will Speak
Several Queens College students will
leave Wednesday, April 10 for Berlin
Germany, where they will attend i
convention of the Southern Federa
tion of College Students and Puhlici
tions Representatives, llie conven
tion will last from April 11-13. The
students will return from the trip
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THOMAS
AND
HOWARD
CO.
Wholesale Groceries
CHARLOTTE, N. C.
TRY IT
ante Send Your
Clofhes To
. on April It or the 15th. The girls
And topics also discussed ver ‘ Army plane,
effervescent subject ••Parliamentary
MODEL
laundry
WHY NOT?
This i.s April Fool.
Let’s all skip school.
We could spend the day in the sun
But we’d surely have to run.
When Easter came, the snow came
ton
I'hat’s unusual so why area t you.
[ hope today the paper comes late
Cause if it doesn't, I’ve sealed my
Lawyers and How to Get Them,” anc
“The Hard Way to Read a Book.
The delegates arrived at the Hotel
and immediately had lunch “a
carte” while in the lovely rainbow
swimming l^ool. Miss Fullof and
Hammer lamented this “fox pas.s
for the remainder of their visit their
hair was so curly “they Just couldn't
do a thing without it.
Anyway despite t’hair problem they
seemed to do O.K. and returned to
Charlotte with several mementos:
namely, one mack-in-tack and some
queer object belonging to one lad
named “Roddey-Poddsy.”
'I'he girls say that the most fun
they had at the convention was wlien
the electricity in the building was
cut off and being stopped between
doors thev sjient a restful morning
playing “Tit Tat Toe” with tlie ele-
,atyr boy. The aforesaid boy made
great hit with Thetopofthe Ceiling
Tenners
when the dynamo began functioning
again. This is the end of their travels.
(Ed. note—I really don't see how the
The main speaker of the bout will
he Her Hitler, world-famous comedi
an, who will speak on “Get All You
Can—and More If You're Smart As
I Am.”
Other well-known comedians who
will join in a Pole-Ka dance with the
lionorable Mr. Hitler are Josephine
Stalin, Nellie Cliamberlain, ‘ Annie
Eden, Bettina Mussolini, Pauline
Coering, and Tootsie Fruitsie Dala-
dier.
Some of the Queens students who
ire planning to attend are Slouch
Brammer, Slush Waddle, Killem Kil
lian, Pan-Em-Out Peyton, Guinevere
Horsmer, Georgia Peach Hurt, Car
rie Meback Smith, Flo-power Imhody,
Brusliie Fuller, and Lefty Wright. It
is lioped tliat others will see fit to
join the mass going to team up with
lie Nazi Boomerangs (they better
jome back).
Some of the particular phases which
will he enjoyed are moonlight boat-
iding and dancing on tlie Rhine
Nelson Eddy
Sings At QC
Nelson Eddy, well-known baritone,
gave an exclusive concert to the
Queens College student body Tues-
lav evenin';:.
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“Getting out a paper is no picnic,
If we ])rint Jokes, people say we are
silly;
If we dont they say we are too seri
ous.
If we clip from other magazines,
We are too lazy to write tliem our
selves.
If we don’t, we are too fond of our
own stuff.
If we don’t print contrhiutions, we
don’t aj)])reciate genius;
If we do jirint tliem, tlie jiapcr is
filled with Junk.
If we make a change in tlie otlier
person’.^writeups, we are critical;
If we don’t, we are asleep.
Now, like as not, someone will say
we swiped this from some other
paper.
We DID!” —FagoU.
The high note of the program came
when Nelson hit high C (Oh, Pun my
woid, hi see). The latter remark be
ing compliments of Screwball Irn-
bodv.
The (Queens students did not turn
out in the way they should have.
Five out of -too students attended.
Nelson got the giggles when the five
johed and abed at his presence and
he is yet to sing a note.
River, a banquet at the Balalaika,
and sightseeing in jieaee worn coun-
fEd. note—i v - cv " ,
nnrir dcalis could have stood much tries. The guests will also see lire-
^ 'vorks displays at Strasbourg.
more.)
CHARLOTTE LAUNDRY
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