SMTHFIEID HIGH TIMES
Shocking everybody with his electrifying party tricks, vfeyne "The Brain"
Hildebrand turned the reunion into a real b'*ast,
Roy Hartley was seen dropping cyanide tablets into the punch bowl. "Anything
to perk up a dying business," explained Roy, the friendly undertaker.
Nancy Moore, now wed to "The Rock", was telling everybody about the patter
of tiny pebbles around the house. She even Uses the eyelash psychology on the
children. It seems to work as well as it did on her husband.
Also excited about the patter of tiny feet was Norma Kistler, who has proved
they are "cheaper by the dozen". Explained Norma, "I was trying for a new kind
of baby—A Sta-Dri,"
General Billy Lynch, most decorated soldier of the Fort Bragg summer camp, was
trying to recruit some of his old classmates for the marines. Among those he
talked to were theatre magnet and expert popcorn popper, Donald Johnson; inter
national playboy, Norman "Sexaro" Underwood; and dare-devil Bobby Bryant, famous
for his death defying feats in a pick-up truck,
Ann Stallings known far and wide for her crowning glories was recently selected
to reign over the Azalea Festival in VJilmington,
Thus ends the prophecy of the Class of ^57*
FROM THE BUSINESS MEN
Dear Seniors:
May we be among the first to congratulate you for a
task well done. You have worked hard for your diplomas and
you rightly deserve them. IJith the same continued effort
you can achieve far greater goals.
We have confidence in your ability to succeed.
Best w-ishes for a happy and prosperous future.
COMPLIMENTS OF -
Leder Bros.
Jordan*s Jewelers
Hood Bros. Drug Company
Grantham^s Boys & Young Menu's Shop
Hooks and Xayne Oil Company
Hooks Studio
Starling^s
Upchurches Pharmacy
Cecil^s Esso Service
City Food Market
Howell Theater
Fleming*s Pharmacy
J, E, Gregory Company
Medlin Printing Co.
Jordan & Holt Hardware
The Jewel Box
Talton, Inc.
Creech’s Pharmacy
Jack’s Drive In
Farmers* Tobacco Warehouse
Nelson’s
Smithfield Auto Dealers