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VOL. XXXVI. :
GRAHAM, N, 0., THURSDAY; SEPTEMBER 29, 1910.
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OLD IRONSIDE
By Oliver Wendell Holmes
YB, tear her tattered ensign flown 1
long has It waved on hioh
And many an eye has danced to aae
That banner In the sky;
Baneath It rung the battle shout.
And burst the cannon's roar;
The meteor of the ocean air
Shall sweep Uie clouds no mora.
'V
Her deck, once red with heroes' blood.
Where knelt the vanquished foe,
Whanvwioata were hurrying o'er the flood,
And wares were white below,
. No mora shall feel the victor's tread,
' t Or jHswr the conquered knee;
sjarples) of the shore shall pluck
i,i Th aaalA at fha aaa i
Oh, better that her shattered hulk
Should sink beneath the ware;
Her thunders shook the mighty deep,
And there should be her gravet
Kail to the mast her holy flag,
Set every threadbare salt
And give her to the god of storms,
The lightning and th gale!
REAL BRAVERY
WOMEN.
Fa-
men use them a good deal. Quaintly
enough, Parisians have a veryS)keen
sense of the exaggerated way In which
the aouthern Frenchman and the Ital
ian help on what they' have to aar
with their hands, and this aecouts
for the following story: 1 , .
An Italian railway thief was caugkl
redhanded in the train, handcuffed and
brought to Pariav As .he wa walking
out of the Oare de Lyon between two
detectives a friend met him.
"Hello r he said. "Where have yon
been this long time, and how are you?"
The prisoner looked at bhn pethet.
Ically and shook bis head.
"Whatfs -the nwtterrsaM M Manft
"Have yoif been stricken dumbf ,
The prisoner raised bis handcuffed
hands. "Tery nearly," he said. Lon
dott M. A. P.
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'0- Eraaa, pro-rietcr of a
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eC roam Friday
ha.
t ttMenvl wLile he
Hi,
fonad
night,
tl9 Tears ol3. to
vi:b the
Bire-a nareeal Wire Fenaaa. I u j. j
')H : i! . ir. nanuiBapuea,
w-'rw' isawjiwreBJ avely little In conversation, but French
nuuua we wi ui n canary wnicn Dallas
nest; out of all proportion to Its ap
parent needs. It selects a small tree
with horizontal branches growing close
together. Across two of the branches
It lays sticks fastened together with
tough fiber until a platform about six
feet long by two feet wide has been
constructed. On the end of this Diat-
lorm nearest the tree trunk It then
builds a huge, dome shaped nest a foot
or so nigh with thick sides of Inter
woven thorns. A covered passageway
to then made from the rest to the end
of the platform In aa crooked a man
ner as possible. Across the outer end
as wellvaaMtatfcort lntervaJi along the
Inside ofilbH tmu a are placed cun
ning HttlM fences or thorns with Just
space -enough for the owners to pass
through. On going out this opening Is
closed by the owner by placing thorns
across the gateway, and thus the safe
ty ec the eggs or young Js-aasurei
Harper's Weekly
.iSlndla MaeeiweAifcby- Faith.
One evening a few years ago Brander
Matthews and Francis Wilson were
dining together at the Players club of
New York, when the former made the
suggestion that ttey write a letter to
ltorsTaiar-afc" objected Mr. Wll
Kin."Vssidojrz know where be Is," for
Mrwesr at mt Hi when Hr. Clemens
was away traveling somewhere. "Oh,1
said Professor Matthews, "that does
not make any difference. It is sure to
And him. ; 1 think be Is some place In
Europe, so we had better put on
five cent stamp." So the two sat down
and composed a letter, which they ad
dressed to "Mark Twain. God Knows
Where.
' Within three weeks they received a
reply from Mr. Clemens which said
briefly. "He did." . The letter bad been
sent by the New fork postofflce to
Harper Broa.. thence to Chatto A
Windus of London, thence to a bank
m Vienna and from the bank to the
small town hi Austria in which Mark
Twain happened to be staying. Book
v.. Ma Oot Badly Iveftf ;
Kayarlencas of s correspondent of a
Htomnberc paper go to snow tnat tns
German adulteration laws are drastic.
He says: "A French friend sent, me
fr,f yr' of .norgnndy. After pay
ing the fluty I waa informed tnat aii
wbMresnin fo tebioad, has to- - be
mmlfttO; As taf-eolitgaamst toelae
ed two kinds pf jrine a double anaiyna
wasiaiiitsesm astfiJto f paif. a
fee of fyM.J As the end of a week 1
Itjcetved first a cerOncato attesting that
my wine was pure and, second, the
ease la which the bottles were sent
I was also Informed that two bottles
had been required to form the basis of
each analysis and that eonsequenuy
there was ao wine left. I am na rural
ly grateful to the state for the precau
tions taken to guard my health, but I
cannot help thinking-1 am enotiea to
the empty bottles. Barely these were
not also analysed."
' Oat Hie Receipt
TTa heel ran no a small bill at the
tillage store and went to pay st, first
taking for a receipt The proprietor
grumbled and eomplalned it was too
antafl to alve reeatps sot
hmt eaRaadlSS afflet-osBU
nencfi lino acroos'lse book. ' -
... .... um fc. A th. m
"Does that settle sr -
tomes. - t- f
"Sore."- t t ,
:- ye1U apVer be sakin' for
Certain! 0f.
-Tnltinrtssta." saMttbat other
-! t-n tLann ma sn '
Bnt easi ran trsmoei.
storekeeper-.
-T tkaht ao." saM ue
dryly. "Maybe ysra tm v -eatptsow.
Here yer ssooey."
Remarkable Couraoe Shown by
moua Heroines of History.
No one can doubt that moral
courage to superior to physical.
Hen exceed in. the latter, women
in the former, and it is not desira
ble that this should be altered, even
vera it poasible. ; Yet it would add
to the dignity of both if men were
stronger morally and women phys
ically.
A modern historian says: "Moral
ana rational faculties may auks be
dormant, and they will certainly he
so if men are wholly immersed in
the .gratification of their senses.
Man is like a plant, which requires
a favorable soil for the full expan
sion of its natural or innate pow
ers." If men had been shut out as
women have, from the exercise of
their physical faculties, to it certain
they would have developed errors
of physical powers? .
Notwithstanding her social disad
vantages in this respect woman has
made her mark in the annals ef
bravery. History affords numerous
examples of great heroines, many
of them, too, at a time, when the:
general position of women was that
of
Yorkshire Wen's Fingers.
A Yorkshire mau and a Lancashire
man were fonverxlnic together the
other day. The tatM-aebh-e man said
te I he YoramMra- nuuv, "Well. Bill, do
you know tli Ixwt vny i Hud a York
shire Uiuii'm knit lliici'i-iV
"No.saya WHi
"WeU. 1 mmaeH y..u vhiii Immx-ned
at ourwlaew the tttlu-r Yorkshire
Dan had. two of liU lllicm rut oh
wtta a swam torw. 'antf'lnir Pt lint
among I lie eMWda, ami lira f my
mates were duwat.4ii ibeiri tuuHhi mid
knees looking for them wlinn the fore,
tuao came op and Kkcl what they
were doing. One of Iht'iii rnlil:
"We are tootrtnit Mr nsu's ti intern.'
"Oh, eeniS'OUl tsinnA,' aald the
f oruniB.; Tea fa ut frhoi way to Qod a
Yorkehlrn- otan's aifmi,' at same
tlaat tsbtog a abttJlu oiit of bis pocket
Sad throwing H anioug. the. sawdust,
when the two flafcra at. once popped
op after It. ' "'.
"TberrrsaWlne fdremaa. rthars
the way to irad Yorkshire man's lost
SngotK'aearson'S. i
' : TVeVldlhg toV tflt aiieSla.
; Two- 'men stopped at the store of a
baberdksber wW- dtoplSMdr m Ms-
sbswesss a-1 Job1 Jef' of1 eoBkRS'nV fi
ceotaapleeavi oawed thaaaiboagkl
04nnn.sBaiSewrane:fraratoT7)e.
Bts Mead polltsist toatrolkNl sis siia
Mha illu.n..rin. tlimt, at. faanhaai
slaves, hut we can only note a wore a.. in.i
few- about, the elastic neck. -, She purcbaaer
. Laena of Attica bore the severest said: ; '
tort ore with oat a. ward; Telesilla. : "We Bra to the rabortav Mends
the ooeteai. made the Areolio wo-l wo. vtotttuK and
men fearless of death ediscivf M,Jf 'wut u"-
flted the Spartans; Theodora saved I""' "
- ; a, a wt stock. too far taker Sumisnlng these.
:z razirzzzzi "'isww afortabi.
"TT . ' TTT ! sstaer.' Of eonrs ThaoallmTS
uueeaoiine YOiscisns , ,wa amis ttoet I Wacotsrsd fkej
ngnung at me neaa oi nw ureopsj scheme of ffrs cent MDmrckS tlri
Boadicea saoeuntered the veterans ee anybody.- lake hiu nesae wtUi ase
How Far the Blood Travels.
The mileage of the blood circulation
reveals some astonishing fncta. It has
been calculated, for Instance, that, as
suming the heart to beat sixty-nine
times a minute at ordlaarypressure.
the blood goes at the rate of 207 yards
In a minute, or nine miles an hour,
220 miles a day and 80,000 miles a
year. If a man eighty-four years old
could hare bad one single blood cor
puscle floating in his blood all his life
tt would have traveled in that time
nearly 7,000,000 mlles.Chicago Record-Herald.
Carrying a Bundle. ,
A stylish looking woman who lookod
aa If she had rather die than carry a
bundle that wouldn't go Into a hand
bag went Into the women's suit depart
ment of a big store lugging a paste
board box half aa big aa herself. Other
customers present wondered at her un
dbjnlfled action, but the saleswoman
Old not wonder.
; "There Is one time when the proud
est woman on earth will carry a bun
dle," she said. "That Is when some
garment baa been sent- home finished
off -badly and has to be brought back
for alterations. If the customer would
only telephone to the store we would
sand for the garment, but that would
take time, She wants it finished with
out delay, and rather than wait she
brings tt down herself. "-New York
Racing In Queen Anne'e Time.
Hacing is a very different affair
from what it was when Queen
Anne, most sporting of English
queens, instituted Ascot races snd
ran her famous horses, Mustard,
I'eppcr and Star. Horses intended
for racing were always kept tight
ly girt, with the idea that it render
ed them more' swift, and, as for
ieeding, the old time trainer believ
, ed in giving them a liberal amount
of soaked bread, supplemented a
day or two before the race with
fresh eggs. And the jockeys instead
of sporting light silk jackets were
mcasea in iuu suits or the stmest
taffeta, while, as if the applause of
the crowd were not considered suffi
cient, drums and trumpets greeted
the winner. London Chronicle.
Room and Board For 81nglo Gentleman
'So, Belinda, I hear you and "Doc
have parted company. Couldut yoa
get along"
"No'um; least I couldn't D'ye know
that low down nigger Just ma'led me
fo my money?'
"Nor I said.
"Xas'm. He saw all them things In
my pa'lor, sllber butter dishes and
crayon portralta that yoa and the otae
white ladies' gf ma, and he Just
thought be was goln' to set In there
and amoke while I washed and rued.
And I bad a big burial Insurance, too.
and be knowed that So 1 Jea' natcb
ully tu'ned him out"
"Yes." I said. "But I thought I saw
him going to your back gate last
week."
"Oh, to be sure! He's round, but
he's jes' boa'dln' with me now."
Ladles' Home Journal.
of Borne; the Maid of Orleans drove
the English from France; Arrii
stabbed herself to encourage her
husband to die. "See, it does not
hurt, dear Foetus," she said. '
Th tales of niartyrdom ar fer
tile of heroic women. Young maid
ens met the most horrible' deaths
with placid, contampt, if not with
vehement joy. No fiendish tortures
that devils could devise were able!
to shake the fortitude of number
less brave women, whether under
Nero or the bishops, under the in
quisition or the French revolution
aries, it was noted with surprise and
admiration that the -women' died
more bravely than the meiu Mexi
can Herald.
Oewer-tfce
A raOetnaa was
li.m.a HHMMI a
Trn rr a .
ooee showing
when tney
-What bs thatr Inquired the
tryania.
Oh"
m actai ve fualijame
ear at
wv! als
TraJl-ar-aCek.
at always anxtooe t far
tote the spot Kxtf aeid tbe
-Ten- Hed Bea-sor Boou--.
be doasart Omttmite. ""Tl
hbi a-Jstak till he ra ever- -wa
tcgtoaBtac
Beginning of the Oerm Theory.
Agostlno Baast a country doctor In
the north of Italy, early In the. last
century waa- the starter vt the- germ
theory of disease. At that time a pe
culiar disease was killing the silk.
worms, bringing ruin to tbe whole -silk
country of Italy. Banal, by tbe salere-
scope. discovered the germ which
the cause of tbe disease. The erm
later was named Botritls basstana.
Basal believed , and stated tear human
diseases were also caused by germs.
Bassi's work waa sneered at and pooh
noohed by bis fellow men and physl
elans, and be failed to make a lasting
Impression, thereby loams great gry
for Italia. New Xork Press,
x
x The Orkney Islands.
The member from tbe Orkneys" Is
the only mas hr th- British bouse of
commons wba can say be aha for 200
Mends. Only sixty, of tbe eeaode are
Inhabited,, bat the. eomeotnefarr eaa
braces Bsore than 6000 paopkv
The Orkners - war osea give By
Amu to. Enalaod aa seeartty ftw a
nnaao'n dower sod never red earned.. la
the islands tbe voters must go te the
none dt boats, and la some cases roe
diatane to be traveled la eight mile.
fTiet AM. - "
"Mow." said th profeaaor. "awppoe
you had beea called to are a srkt
ertth kyataikJ eosae oa. for mataac.
wke 14 started laaeAisw aaa
K linpoaaibU to stoswh Is th
tblng yo wowa wi
"Asaimtate his funny
ty reyBsd fb w etad
rest
DM Her
WeTe always carafe! about thee
eostlfDovs
qliestrs." said, Mas, Imp-
-Who Jobaay had fot wB f
isBpsrtsctJyT" i
-IaaT replies th bissswUSv- "
aVt aiiilaisHiin srnst ley amy a an
not ebUaed Is
aenUy." Cxrhaa.
dJcmts taexa s fre-
rwa atv row auaa re
j tmrm tm eora to be fond
d the tlDaat sdgtt the air f filJad
ZWk DnDsd for th wakeful ear that
Irweoreed s .rarew. -
TheCe C IX m
rrXJ thf sinsssliisto aeed
jraanar Br sjeaan eh ay eai -rsn
errtnteg as taaaaed e mm.' Atabhaas
Glee.
The OfBse SVrtetav.
-We! ye- Una oo
dorr plemAed th tnaeteanl Smmi
X-Mtahvy." repu ne rte
prnrtor. TXt ewtr wpraan-oa o.
Ree-rea efta i
rtMi t r '
The ChHd and the VVeraV.
"Mamma, please give ma the rig
or. I want to drive a nail,"' little
Charlie said as he eamenuhingintol
the kitchen from his playroom a
morning or two ago.
"What is a rigor?" his mother
asked.
"You know, mamma, it was you
that read it to me out of the book."
"But I don't remember reading
about it, and I don't think we hare
one if I did. What did the book
say about it?" ,
"Yes, you remember it It said
the boys returned from their bunt
ing trip very hungry and were glad
to find the meat done and the cook
mashing the potatoes with vigor."
And than the mother found out
what the lad wanted. It was the
wooden pestle ' with which she
mashed potatoes Milwaukee Free
Pyessv .- -
The Foam en Bode Water.
Foam to s natural product, being
caused by the escape of air or gas
from a viscid liquid, in tns i
of soda water it to the escape of the
earbonio acid, gas from tbe sweet-1
sned beverage that causes the at
tractive sparkling appearance, but
the sweetened water alone would
sir rise to but a small quantity of
foam, a the gas would to easily -
asp. Ia order to prevent this some
mucilaginous substano to usually
sdded to the sirup, which renders
the mass more viscous, so prevent
ing the gas from escaping snd pro
ducing th auraotiv bead of foam
so familiar te aa. - ; , .
TW atyUsei FIsheewMN.'
Ob of th guests at a fashiona
ble summer resort La West Virginia
rot himself up ia his best "fishing"
ton aad started out 4 try hi lack
along certain mountain stream. ,
lUatlnx a. nail re. a, sax
Harevmy good as. KindJr Ull
ma whether U would be worm ay
who to try fishing ia this vicinity."
- Th native regarded him scorn
fully. i "The Jtohia' ain't good,'' ha
folly ssidV "but I eist informed
as t hoar too raise, your tim."
sad tnfona bit tba rtojed nat bring
any bxggage, baMueeeMna.ee say vlf'
beneficences lnclodea fir icasav teeth
brushes for th waffaaef '-iow Xork
' A Martyr to -Art.
"Which tooth r louired th
forceps grimly.
"Aay on you- like." saaponded th
rlcUm ealmly "so long U It's a front
On."" -;-.--
Bucw beraa the atwnuded iewtfish
"Horry ur thntsred "th venlasc)
' WUh- bteedias, haawt 4k usssato
hltohed bis irMees t bU of h
solntely sound Ivory, dragged, hi pa
tient three time ajtund-. the room
aad-- v ' i t '-' ' - s ' '
-Uey. Drestor smiled lb dentist
"It's vat! But will yew b swfeod as '
t tesl an-hy-a ertnprai wuafasS i
souad .totkxtrttr
i "By alt meantb," resmoaded th pe '
tstst.' mitwestMrisf1
tsar to take a part whore th
er Htbpth. At artht Leouldnt msthrer
tt. bnt now I'm thor lt'U be thlmply
tbcreamlng tbucthathT
" The tr Aettv Bram. '
1 Th oueettoa. "Doe rhe-brain ver
restr woildwm.t nnWerabl
Only tm. tksv aegstwSr Ci
ewMbnthsa airaaaa to b a
reneemltaa of th jwr of Intellect
and daring stoop whether we rm
ber it r not, w ax always deann
teg. . Of eoaxae darings wsklng time
w are irptmally thmklnav thinking,
thlnklng-eot always loglcaa and d
llberately. trnt'SU th aama, thmkluf.
Dream is. tathoatrM' oi' the sleep
time, wha raaaoa le.o-at of th
and th fancy, or tniagmatfon, baa th
reiaavwlth HNfi t ald be haeas
W taka anaay .trla.ssndsr her M
sac that we are aaabl recall when
she has resigned the rem tut th
taandsof reasaa. Awakr aslsvp, we
ar siway bsy. Th. salad.
rats-tw. Xork Atnerlca. , ,
. Alaska'a Coaet Region. .
The coast region of Alaska has a
milsV , eUtaata, , mot colder .' than th
norther part of fuget sound or of
Beotland. Tbe stand of trees Is dense,
evoregtng- for cons Merable areas 28,000
ft par stav BsUrsv.tras feruttog
Shout 20 per cent of the stand and
western hemlock eboot 75 per cent
Although by far tbe most abundant
aperies, wester hemlock does ot pro
duce as large Individual tree a tbe
spruce or western red cedar, tbe for
mer occasionally showing a diameter
f six feet with a height of 100 feet
sad the cedar diameter of from three
to four feet ." ',':
, . - Uvea of Animal.
: Animals vary greatly in the
length of their lives. Elephants,
eagles and parrots may celebrate
their hundredth birthday, hut our
domefltioatcd benst uro thought to
be aged when they have, reached, a
quarter of a hundred. ; A horse is
old at twenty, a donkey at twenty-
five and a cut or dog at fifteen. The
span or existence allotted to In
sects js shorter still, the fly and the
butterfly commonly enjoying bit
one summer of vigorous life and
Cften lbs Kidaejj Aia
L Mened Ij CfUd.
Cnhealthy Kidneys Bake Im-mre Blood.
Weak and unhealthy kldnevs are re-
laibleformnchaicluieaeaiidtifermg.
tnereiore, a- badney
trotiblenliirnililsdi fa continue, serioa re
. salt aaa -tooat likely
if to follow. Year other
organs soay steed at-. .
(cmioo, d year sia- .
sieys most, beceaae
they do saost aad -aboold
law atieatiom
first. Therefore, whea
yoOTldkueys are weak r Mte Older, '
yon can nnaeratjjd how quickly yoeg en
tire body is affected and how cverytsriEasi
seems to fail to do todutyv ;-
If you are sick or " feci badly," fceHa
taking the great kidney remedy, Dr.
Kilnter'atewairraKoat. A taaawklAeB-
vince you of its greet merit :
The mild and tomediatk 'kBheT f'
Bwaanp-Root, th great kidney and
bladder remedy, is aooa renlized. It .
(tends the hiehest becanee Hi remarkable -
healrh rutmiaz -sevperfaes kv bee -
in thousands of the mo
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proven i
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".. "A Good aa the Rest :
' The mother of a pupil in one of
the Philadelphls schools had been
helping hr small daughter with the
snUuneuo leeaon for the next day
and sft struggling , through th
Eroblems secured what appeared to
sattofactorT result. Next day,
whetr the littld girl "returned from
bchooL th mother asked with some
curiosity: :,v,.,-,.;vi-1'
' "Wer your problems all correct,
ttearr ,, ;r ; ,
; "No, mamma; they were erery
one wronsr." recllod the child. "
'; "All wrong T repeated th amos-
a wWl,A "HI,
"WelL mamma," said the little
on consolingly, "you needn't wor
ry. All the other little girls' mam
mas bad them wrong too. Ladies
Atom Journal. -
.'-': ii A Careful Bey. c.
: WaHie, aged six, found four little
kittens in the cellsr. A visitor, be
ing told of them, expressed a desire
toners a peep at the new baby pus- I
The Cxplolt That Counted,
Two Staten Island youngster!
came home sopping wet
'We jumped in after a lady.
they said. '
Then one of the pair showed hi
mother a five dollar bill that the
woman had given him.
"She gimme that, said he. "he-
Mnu T aaoA1 fin tuwtratkiAtr at .
T?" ."""'v r-" I nn wirrew w tm n
'And didn't she give rou any- IIK IV II I X 111111 I If
thmgr said their motlier to the vut " w
other boy. "I thought yoa hotped."
Itaw.DAMmtosT,
mono Shi,
Piedmont Building,
aurUngtoa,
Wing, la,
Vhon KOB
ol-KioholsoBldc.
0raaan.ll. Ok
"I did," said he, "but 1 dldnt
tar anything but th lady," New
York frees.
1, KMquette and Oangee.
"Ears," said tbe farmer's wife, 1
wtsb you wouldn't lea your el bars ot
tb' table.'
"Hub," sneered tbe farmer, "gettln'
fasHderoua, ain't you t Mebby you'll
be warn In me next to keep my knlfi
oute toy month aa toUio at net to
cool my tea la my sssaer. - But my
grantber kep' bis fibers on tb' table,
an so did my father, aa. by heck. Pes
goln' to lean on It as bard an' as long
as f dob please, a merer
i wbereupe be leaned bawd, a hard
that tb ancient table suddenly col
lapsed and sprawled out its legs snd
went down with a frightful crash of
crockery. "" ; m-
'well, you're rone an' done tt aowP
screamed the old lady. . "That s a pret
ty mesa, ain't It? Ef you'd bad th'
sens of a chipmunk you'd bar know
ed th' reason I didn't want yoa to lean
on tb' table wus 'cause tb' legs was
rickety. An I guess s little etiquette
wouldn't hurt yoa no anyway, Bsra
Doollttte, to say nothln' of sarin' U
wutb of family crockery."
And tb oisguetsd farmer stumbled
out from tb ecene of errors age and
cbased a harmlew tramp three mile
down tbe mad wit b so st bandlev-
Cleveland t'lalo ftoab-r.
t I I DtWTITlt ire.
ftrab!, ..; , , Nrta Crir.
0FFIC1C is SIMMONS BCILDINQ
UOOB A. XXCV . . KLIfBB, LOB
A-ttomety and Conn Ins 1 isrw
" BAHAf. Ma tit ';.-
A Horner-at Law,
Graham, - . . . n. a
OBVat httsrseaahtOaug i :
; 0000 Floor. , . , , .
loiauair Urau. W. F.Btbwbt,' 1m
11XSVM & BTWUM, .
dkUornajre and tonnatlors t Xj w
kBKKSBOBO, U, -
Frarliee ran laxly a the eoarta f Alaa-
anoseoaatr. AaaS,S41y
UYES OP CimiSTTAN ENSTUS
. - Til TsrVMi BetdlerVFwtatlem.
' Tb lethargy of salad wtUcavlwtl
menial hahU of th Turkiah soldier-
the personal siiaalou oftstsflsav Is
a sraestiTaksakh) qtMtg,'UJt9mrk
twsasass than Its tasiai l-iwayl
toet and collected, grumble nttl ai
as aacvsioue. eodnrancev. It la aUeavl
to a form ed paalei Jaaa I satoa
to a tumimm4Um. lrrhTerklah
toldler sever goes very fast be aever
goe very stow. 'Vicept by tbe reset
trataed asset Bakl swros h Is
eanw aa. DeSnnenF''eCaBOseyeteV' SgJeBeaOnBw?
1 Wallie went to fetch, them, snd
soon pitiful mewing was heard be
low. -.
i en.. t... it. luh nr.ii;.
1 inu a uiub ua aiiw.-a
called out his mamma. '
"No, mamma," shouted th boyj
fl'm brine: tham np carefully. I m
arrying them by their stem."
Bcnps. '
i ' 1
- A lays Oefesltle ef Fooee.
. "Cut yoa tell m the meaninjr of
thefard per kd Alias Uray
si m UttU hoy who had lust rdtd
raiUlotW poem fa- Which tb word
' H Oaas 4eealaWe
"OmrCd? sb said fs4sa hiss wttk
lgbted coter sad pttlnkr beads
farhind beT.'"yo wO bar to choos
etwees an snd your etd ptP '
Mot a tautest-dtt tJnuld hestUt
"Th okt ptt ceee. 'derr B rdet
rhrwiawMrwyr f mtm H
hmflmgm
i To means wbn you alnt got
ad children." answered the child.
Bo to thr fcs4 Miss Oray.
"Whesv my mother has washed
aad creased her six children for
school in tb morning sb says,
3ov VU hr
.. . .. Leek Um-
W dig sad Sell.
and aB th who ctns ere a
th tnaeits woeder ad baty ea
rare, saytsft "Ls: tp. my ehOdt reef ,
ary saofi aad'b aisaTMl. gr Msr-I
He Be Baids Oiisasb Their There.
Th mean by which sea birds
eroench their thirst when far out sil
so b oWribed try aa ld skfrmor,
who teik hew b he ee bird at
sea, fax froc say laad. thai onld
furnish tham water, horenni
around aad under a storm cloud, I
elatterter k docks on s hot da j
at pond sad drinking in th drops
of rata s they U1L Tmn wiS
eansU a rain stunfl a hsaadrd aiflas
disUsi or ra farther ff aad sd
for it with almost tnoncrvUs I
ewtftn.
It aetaal Hie Xs
mau thought rd loM rar W."
writes J. A- Swonsen. of Water-1
town, Wi. "Ten years of exaema.
that 13 docaozs oouid so rare,
had at Lat laid m wp. Tbsai
BocUew's Arnica SeJv cared It,
mommd and welL" InfaHihl for
8kim ErurtioDS, EcMtaa, Salt
Rheum. Boil. Fever Sore, Buns,
Sld. Cut and riles. J5 at
Graham Drug Co. -
-"- VF.OnaVjasa -:
soekeav HrssTs a a a esav hfss,
eaac'es Vaesat wbe'bea!us th lawa
Gleb. , :
tTMWhars yer- rtrk r
if ' sfasa-
TVyW
Bt
lte-Snwkfa
Ts Car a CsU H Oo Day.
-, , -
Tak Laxatty Brats QuJala
Tablet. All Anggmf rafaad
thnmTUttfaitotoCWT. K.
WaOuui slrnatwr tt.
bwzU.
D fim aaa lm rm wmym
2J
! Heew Sb BlslnssiWe.
aaa f sqaa-ret, ts sast with sdy t
th AAdes r BottWt, Xador, Far
Seat ssrairTJld'a never gs
svsMfM txaoo ew MXO0B feet
Ch Isdwa as safer- trapper a
kaatar f H for tt fin far. Tb
shae wetl siasasil with satt aad
all wo fan sanan sstksges for die- j
sateh to- th towaa, wbeac they are i
SUpped shroa.
TlaW'eWSajrVeW sJoTsBfc
Aa lUltoB) prin wa had a Sicfl-
its ook wa oae travehng to hi
prytucial ewUtea, taking with aim
kk oo, tbgwUir with his entire
btchesi force, wHhowt which, s
fend was a of th detasseies they
was watat to pis paw, h rarely if
ever traveled. At a point wherw
th narrow pth akmg th piwdpio
taiad th aogU of a pfojaetinf
rock th prino, at tb bead of hia
Jonr eavslceuU. beard a shnek aad
th splash of a body falling into
V torrent lar below, with Xc
WaUtawtthhonTor bs vUd up and,
li-rrt'r-r-, .-.i.t.i.xv.aAi
Taookl Oh, d sart tell a U at
thscookr
' 'So. your excellency ." cried a
voice from th rear; "it to Don
IcalocmoP"
Th prino heaved sigh ef in
tens relief, then said: "Ah, only
th chaplain. Thank goodness I"
V 3 reek Bah-lar e Welter.
A student - ot Colombia University
waa 11 ring with bts mother at one ef
tbe large hotels In Mew York.. Wba
preparing for an examination be of
ten brought hi books to tb table and
worked at Latin and Orsek
tb courses of hi dinner. It happened
on evening that be bed considerable
trout ever his Greek, Tb mea I
waited 0 tb table saw bis
meat snd finally aald ouletly, "If
you win let me come to you s
time this oreolnc I will be glad to beta
you over that tranalahVm." The bey
was eorprlaad, but eagerly reached for
sny aid tu sight It traraeptrrd that
the waiter waa a eradaate ef a Euro
pean unlvetatty, well abl to roach tbe
poasltd stoaeot. ennetua iiaraM.
Very Teetlsee.
i -won wraimr nana uiuui w i
an tact,"
A for tBtacf
."Why, laet Blabt be mid an eppeaeat
Who I tarn that be hadnt a leg to I
Stead on, aaother who squint th
be wa sorry be couldn't see things as I
fc dkt, and a me who steaieasred be I
rsrfed tkot to I
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