FEEL I
MEAN?
Don't be helpless when you
suddenly get a headache. Reach
in your pocket for immediate
relief. If you haven't any Bayer
Aspirin with you, get some at
the first drugstore you come to.
Take a tablet or two and be
rid of the pain. Take promptly.
Nothing is gained by waiting
to see if the pain will leave of
its own accord. It may grow
worse! Why postpone relief?
, There are many times when
Bayer Aspirin will "save the
day." It will always ease a
throbbing head. Quiet a grum
bling tooth. Relieve nagging
pains of neuralgia or neuritis.
Check a sudden cold. Even
rheumatism has lost its terrore
for those who have learned to
depend on these tablets.
Gargle with Bayer Aspirin
at the first suspicion of sore
throat, and reduce the infection.
Look for Bayer on the box?
and the word Genuine in red.
Genuine Bayer Aspirin does
not depress the heart.
BAYER^*) ASPIRIN
RILLS 103 RATS
ON NEBRASKA FARM
A Nebraska farmer killed 103 rata
in 12 hours with K-R-O (Kills Rats
Only), the product made by a special
process of squill, an ingredient highly
recommended by the U. S. Govern
ment. It is sure death to rata and
mice but harmless to dogs, cats,
poultry or even baby chicks. K-R-O
is today America's most widely used
rat and mouse exterminator. Sold by
druggists on money.back guarantee.
Speaking of Littla Thing*
Eddie Cantor pulls a neat one on
the midget, cars. A chap riding In
one says to the driver: "It's dark;
we must be going through a tunnel."
"Tunnel, nothing!" replies the oth
er, "we're under a truck."
Grocery bills are not the terrors
they used to be since people don't
eat so much.
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
KcmoTM Dandruff Stops Hair Falling
Imnarta f*nlnr and
Baauty to Cray and Fad ad Hair
^?Oc and II.00 at Druggists.
Htoco.Chsm Wk. Patr^s.N.y,
FLORESTON SHAMPOO ? Ideal for use in
connection with Parker's Hair Balsam. Makes th?
hair soft and fluffy. b0 cents by mail or at drug
gist*. Hiscox Chemical Works, Patchogue, N.Y,
Miniature Indoor Ciolf CoarwaOwnerii mak
111 k 1100 dally.Write for priees.golf courses,
rubber greens, putters, balls. A. J. Steph
ens. H27 t'h'stnut. Kansas t'lty, Missouri.
FRECKLES
Go Quichly...
From the time you make the first application I
they begin to fade like MAGIC. At all drug and
dept. stores or by mail postpaid $1.25 ana 65c.
A copy of Beauty Secrets FREE.
DR. C. H. BERRY CO.
9078-5 Michigan Are. Chicago
' Plays No Favorite*
MnrrlnKe Is the same adventure for
every one, rich nnd poor.?Gilbert K.
Chesterton.
DOCTOR'S
Prescription gives
bowels Real Help
Train your bowels to be regular;
to move at the same time every
day; to be so thorough that they
get rid of all the waste. Syrup
Pepsin?a doctor's prescription?
will help you do this. When you
take this compound of laxative
herbs, pure pepsin and other val
uable Ingredients, you are helping
the bowels to help themselves.
Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin Is
the sensible thing to take whenever
you are headachy, bilious, half
sick from constipation. When you
have no appetite, and a bad taste
or bad breath shows you're full of
poisonous matter or sour bile.
Dr. Caldwell studied ' bowel
troubles for 47 years. His pre
scription always works quickly,
thoroughly; can never dq you any
harm. It Just cleans you out and
sweetens the whole digestive tract.
It gives those overworked bowels
the help they need.
Take some Dr. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin today, and see how fine you
feel tomorrow?and for days to
come. Give It to the kiddles when
they're sickly or feverish; they'll
like the taste! Your druggist has
big bottles of It, all ready for use.
t .
D?. W. b. Caldwell's
SYRUP PEPSIIM
A Doctori Family Laxative
j b | ?
? p^e<#r* ?
Castoria
corrects
CHILDREN'S
ailments
What a relief and satisfaction
it is for mothers to know that there
is always Castoria to depend on
when babies get fretful and uncom
fortable! Whether it's teething,
colic or other little upset, Castoria
always brings quick comfort; and,
with relief from pain, restful sleep.
And when older, fast-growing
children get out of sorts and out of
condition, you have only to give a
more liberal dose of this pure
vegetable preparation to right the
disturbed condition quickly.
Because Castoria is made ex
pressly for children, it has just the
needed mildness of action. Vet you
can always depend on it to be
| J
II
l^stl
1
ffective. It is almost certain to
lear up any minor ailment and
annot possibly do the youngest*
hild the slightest harm. So it's the
irst thing to think of when a child
las a coated tongue, is fretful and
>ut of sorts. Be sure to get the
[enuine; with Chas. H. Fletcher**
tig nature on the package.
Act In Time! A
Deal Promptly with Kidney
Irregularities. fjJ
r'bothered with bladder irri
tations, getting up at night jWtr^ JH
and constant backache, don't <Tt ' B i
take chances! Help your kid- !23*r
neys at the first sign of disor
der. Use Doan*s rills.
Successful for more than
50 years. Endorsed the world
orer. Sold by dealers erery*
where.
50,000 User* Publicly Endorse Doan'a:
MRS. T. C. COOK. 3228 DARWIN DRIVE. LOS ANOELES.CALIF.,
?ays:'* I had dull, dragging pains in the mud] of my back and somrtirae* sharp
pain a. too. Headache* and dicsinesa were slmoat a daily occurrence. The
bast work tired me so that I could hardly net shout. Don's Pills, however,
relieved me of all these symptoms and I felt better in every way after usina
Doss's"
?loan's Pills X
How Bright and Full of Energy
This Boy Look*.' f \
Be Keeps His Face and Hands /Luv ^ \
Clean and Healthy with
C/uticnra Soap
Teach children early in life to use rati- V .y^7/
fl ? 1??|l CTcry day ?od Cwkw
ObUM fl for in; rathca or irritation*. \
Shampoo* wilh CtifW <wp kwy \
the heir healthy and thick. /7YI / j \
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100,000 New Friends and Customers
Wanted. New fall ladies' chiffon stock
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and Durable. IX.00 values In all the
leading shades as Suntan. Beige, Clair,
Duskee. Light Gunmetal.etc..all perfect,
for a limited time at the price of
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Upon delivery simply pay few pennies
postage plus amount of order. Money
refunded if not satisfied. Mention size
and color desired and order now.
KATY-BEK HOSIERY CO.
StuWoom
?sjk GoxkojVxs
and colds wear down ^ \ 'J
your strength and (wwwrp
vitality Boschee's v
Syrup soothes instantly? "1
ends coughs quickly. Re
lief GUARANTEED. , S
Boschee's
druggists Syrup i
Canine Star
"That movie dog seems very much
Interested."
?Tui rending his press notices to
him."?Ix>ulsvllle Courier-Journal.
As we advance In life we learn the
limits of our abilities.?l'roude.
INDIGESTION.
GOES?QUICKLY,
PLEASANTLY
When you suffer from heartburn,
fa- or Indigestion. It's usually too
much add In your stomach. The
quickest way to stop your trouble Is
with Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. A
?poonful In water neutralises many
times Its volume In stomach acids?
Instantly. The symptoms disappear
In five minutes.
Try Phillips' Milk of Magnesia,
and you will never allow yourself to
auffer from over-acldlty again. It Is
the standard anti-artd with doctors.
Tour drugstore has Phillips' Milk
of Magnesia, with directions for use.
In generous 2.V and 50c bottles.
W. N. U. BALTIMORE, NO. 42-1*30.
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Found Love in a
Library
By JANE OSBORN !:
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
(Copyright.)
r ESTER PORTER had been grnd
uated from college ? a fact,
said his friends, that Indicated thnt
the faculty of Bnldwln university were
getting rather lenient or that Lester
had been very lucky. No one ever saw
Lester reading a book, and If he ever
spent any time In the college library
during his four years as an under
graduate, It was surely on rare occa
sions.
Then by some odd turn of events
Lester tot a Job on the editorial stall
of a magazine?but still he never
read, at least any more than he had
to. And the editor In chief one day
remarked to ols first assistant, well
out of Lester's hearing, thnt It was a
mortal shnrne that Lester did not have
a better education.
"Oh, I know he's been to college,"
said the editorial lender. "But the
trouble Is, Lester needs literary sea
soning. lie's really clever, perhaps
brilliant, but his manner and his writ
ing give the Impression of a man
who's never rend Too bad, because he
will hardly do here in the editorial
offices. We'll try to gel him switched
over to the business department."
Then It happened one day when
Lester 1'orter had business In the sec
tion of the old town where were
stretched out the buildings and cam
pus of Ills nlmn mater, thnt a really
heavy rainstorm overtook him. And
being only a short way from the old
college library, Lester ran thither for
shelter. Perhaps there would be a
cflrrent magazine of a frothy nature
that would serve to while away ten
minutes or so. He would ask where
they kept the current inagnzlnes. And
the girl he asked happened to be
Lorna Crane, youngest of all the
young librarians employed In the col
lege library?youngest and decidedly
the prettiest.
"There are no mngnzines In this
section," she told Lester when he
asked his question. "And 1 think you
have to have n special permit to read
them. Otherwise the students would
be nt them all the time. Is there
something else thnt you would like?"
"Why, yes," said Lester. "I might
browse around awhile If you have no
objection."
Lester stayed in the library an honr
and a half that afternoon. And the
longer he stayed the more sure he
was thnt this girl with whom he had
been tulklng possessed nil the quali
ties needed to the making of his Ideal
woman.
He came back three or four days
later at about the same time In the
late afternoon, and seeing that the
girl of his Ideals was on duty, Lesler
sat down and began to read a book
that some previous reader had left
out. It was an essay on English lit
erary style by a writer of whom Lester
had never even heard. Despite his fre
quent glancing up to see whether his
Ideal was still not fat off Lester
found himself becoming much inter
ested in what this writer had to say.
Again and again Lester came, al
ways primarily to see the girl, but
eventually in good measure to go on
with some book that had taken his
attention on some previous visit.
Then some.iow Lester managed to
get courage to ask this girl If she
would sometime have tea with him
when jhe could leave the library a lit
tle early. And front that It wasn't
very hard to ask her If he might call.
She turned out to be the daughter of
a professor?old Professor Crane,
whom Lester had once regarded as a
flrst-rate fossil. And from meeting
Mrs. Crane and shaking hands with
Professor Crane. It was not so very
hard to. ask Lorna to go to the the
ater with him and to manage to dance
with her at a little club he knew about
afterwards.
"What's got Into you?" asked his
editorial chief one day when I.ester
was trying tc concentrate on a bit of
editorial work before him. "You don't
spend so much time at the office as
you used to, but the time you do
attend here you use to ten times ns
good advantage. This review you've
Just handed In and that editorial you
wrote last week?why, man, they're
corking! Not Just clever?your things
were always that?but scholarly."
Lester was trying to stammer out
some sort of reply, but the editor went
right on.
-I was thinking of getting yon trans
ferred over to the business depart
ment," he said, "but since you've been
doing so well here, I think you'd do
better to stay with us. I think I'll pro
mote you to Stanley's place?as my
first assistant, lie's taking a year off
nnd probably won't ever cotne back.
That means, of course, about double
the .-heck you are now getting."
Lester stammered his thanks.
"I'm especially glad," he said, "be
cause I have Just become engaged to
Lorna Crane, I'rofessor Crane's daugh
ter. you know?and now we won't
have to put off the wedding."
"So that's It," commented the editor
In chief. "Well, you're not the first
man to whom romance served as a
tonic."
Harm Dona by Naisa
Scientists have asserted that noises
affect the brain more powerfully than
do morphine or nitroglycerin. Ex
periments wltt explosions produced by
bursting blown-up paper bags have
shown that even theee apparently triv
ial noises Increased the pressure on
tbe human brain to four timet the
normal.
NobMy.ever
walked oqron
Sir walter raleigh has
restored the good repute of many
a pipe. Give that unpopular briar
of yours a thorough cleaning. Fill
it with Sir Walter's smoking mix
ture. Before you've finished the first
can, you'll find yourself with a
reforneJ pipe?a pipe that will
get admiring glances from your
friends. Sir Walter is a distinctive
blend of fine Burlcy, skillfully
mellowed to a mildness and fra
grance that are hard to equal, no
matter what price you pay.
1 B
I If pip?
-siSBil
IT'S 15 f!?-and milder
Ul EST OF BKAITTY IS NOT DIFF1CFL.1
with Andre's face powders, tissue, cold anc
>vand creams. $1 postpaid. M. Chapln. 1'C!
Burns St.. Forest Hills. N. Y.
Opportunity for Women Everywhere. Send
10c tor sample and sales prospectus o!
latest female necessity. Full or spare time
Rapid seller, ('has. Winn. 14 Lyon.Utlca. N.Y
Hardy Grain for Russia
A hybrid grain, a cross betweer
rye and wheat, lias been grown lr
the Soviet botanical observatory al
Minsk and it will probably make a
great change In the grain lndustrj
of the country. It has the cold-re
slsting qualities of rye and the rich
ness of wheat and the yield per ncrt
is about trebled when comparec
with wheat. It will be ready foi
general distribution next year.
Queen's Crucifix Added
to Vatican Treasures
The pope 1ms recently added a
very Important, though quite unos
tentatious looking crucifix to the al
ready large and priceless collection
i which he possesses. This crucifix
! was carried by Marie Antoinette al
most up to the moment of her ex
ecution and is made of wood and
brass.
After the queen had made her
confession, an hour or so before her
execution, she handed the simple lit
tle crucifix to the priest . . . aJmost
her last earthly act. Some time later
the priest gave the crucifix to his
niece, who lived in Toulouse.
As she lay dying she asked the
cure to select some little object as
a keepsake. He chose Marie An
toinette's crucifix. Later he became
Monseigneur Rlcaid and It was he
who bequeathed the relic to his holi- ;
ness.
i
Millions in Vegetable* I
One hundred thousand freight cars
were required to move the vcge- j
tables that w ere shipped out of I he
state of California last year. This
represents a valuation of $75,000,000,
and the crop was 50 per cent more
than it was five years ago.
California Is not only conceded to
be the first state in vegetable pro
duction. but outstanding in the sci
ence and practice of vegetable pro
duction and marketing. Since the
late 00s, when the first shipments of
vegetables were made to the East !
from the Los Angeles basin, methods
of growing, packing and loading
have been constantly improved until
at present the vegetable products of
California and Arizona set the stand- j
ard of quality on the East and Mid
dle West markets.
Got His on Earth
Anne W. Armstrong tells n little
story which "reveals the psychology
o- the southern mountaineer. When
she was a child her father took one
grim old mountaineer from Yancey
county, North Carolina, to visit the
finest house in town. The moun
taineer gazed at everything without
comment, hut as they came away lie
remarked, "Won't no man what lives
in a house as fine as that there ever
go to heaven!"?Washington Star.
Dancing Taught by Squares
Dancing steps are being taught by
means of a checkerboard floorboard
recently invented by a dancing mas
ter of Berlin, Germany. It fits the
average size room. The squares are
numbered and a code tells upon
which square the pupil's feet should
be for each step.
Pine for Pulpwood
A great potential source of pulp
wood for paper manufacture in this
country Is the pine belt of the South,
as southern pine grows seven to ten
' times faster than red spruce, long
[ used for paper manufacture.
I Time Out
" Mrs. Talkalot?Mrs. Jabber and I
? are not on speaking terms.
Mr. Talkalot?Oh, don't mind that!
It won't hurt both of you to have a
little rest.
Giants
The word "giant" is conventionally
limited to persons over seven feet in
height.
I Tolerance of things you don't like
? is like swallowing unpleasant medi
cine.
Real dyes give
richest colors I
FOR every home use, Diamond
Dyes are the finest you can buy.
They contain the highest quality
anilines that can be produced.
It's the anilines in Diamond
Dyes that give such soft, bright,
new colors to dresses, drapes,
lingerie. Diamond Dyes are easy
to use. They go on smoothly and
evenly; do not spot or streak:
never give things that re-dyed
look. Just true, even, new colors
that keep their depth and brilliance
in spite of wear and washing, 16c
packages. All drug stores.
DiamondoQyes
Highest Quality for SOKm
No one seems to value his youth
it Its worth, except one whose health
isn't very good.
New Medicine Cabinet Bottle
FEEN-A-MINT Value SOI
DILLARD'S ASPEBGUM
The Right and Easy Way _
to take Aspirin Value /Op
Total Value 75*
Feen-a-mint is America's most Popular
Laxative. Pleasant, safe, dependable,
non-habit forming. Keep it handy in
this attractive economical bottle.
Aspcrgum is the new and better way
to take aspirin. No bitter tablet to
swallow. Effective in smaller doses for
every aspirin use. At your druggist's or
HEALTH PRODUCTS CORPORATION
113 North 13th Street Newark, N. J.
An Old Friend In a
New Dress
j lydia E. Pinkiiam's
i Vegetable Compound
J is now prepared in con
| WMl vcnient, palatable, choc
| olate coated tablets
H packed in small bottles.
|| Each bottle contains 70
II tablets, or 35 doses. Slip
PL** -1] a bottle into your hand
bag. Carry your medi
cine with you.
During the three trying per
iods of maturity, maternity
and middle age, this remedy
proves its worth. 98 out of 100
report benefit after taking it.
These tablets are just as effec
tive as the liquid.
LtfdiaE.Rnkhaiirs
Vegetable Compound
tmummi. mm
Alabama'. Riches
Alabama's iron deposits will last
about 400 years, according to a re
cent estimate.
15 Betty Crocker
*\t "Kitchen-tested" Recipes
^ By 12 Leading Stars of American Cookery
Anna B. Scott's "All Star" Recipe for ,
PHILADELPHIA TEA CAKES
is one you get inside every sack of
COU> MEDAL v?/
"Kitchen-tested"
FLOUR -tested'
todaythe best bakers ark making a variety of delicious pastries-have you tried thrw