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KETTNER Visitor By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ^ IS PUMN6 HWPttV WTW SOCKS ?*N MOWR ENTERS BRIN6IN6 LARSE UlW IN T& SEE HIM ?K lARSf LADY BEANS AND SAYS NY, WHAT A PRETTY UTTlE ?*/2H CCRRECfS MERSOF AND 5*6 OF COURSE, WD WHAT K MMJ LV lrP0? fEUOW HE IS # /K 6m? U06E WW REMARKS TO MOW ER WCHUDREN AlUWS SEEM TOTWET&HER /N. sups 8a8v talk and a&ks him where he eor "wse rw, choobv cheeks EfftWS TD 6tr * LrrUt NER VOUS. ASKS COULDN'THE JMIlE BRXB.-WSf ft Uttesm-E L?SE l*W RIHEMMRS SHC SOK OH P1M-IN6 HAPPU.V ?&%RUN AL0K6, AND WW BIOCK* LEPVCD VtRV GUOQ.V (Coprris*1*' TW B*ll Sf-vimrf Ikj ?i ij arewttwevI i beautiful = | Pictures?! el^mjjg. t il ' ,' E uNtMPiOYMe^r ^ mSOCANCg 3B| TO PE<3ooD. B LOOK AT ? WV1 B I Just IpL ' MISLEADING MELODY "You can learn a great deal from old songs," remarked the light-heart ed statesman. ?"They may be misleading," an swered Senator Sorghum. "When posterity revives 'We Have No Ba nanas' a large number of persons may be led to infer that with all our crop failures the most we have had a contend with was a scarcity of tropical fruit."?Washington Star. Cue of Necessity "What was the Inspiration for your success?" the rich man was asked. "Well, frankly," he grinned, "it was the meals my wife cooked when we were first married. I realized right off I'd have to earn enough to hire a cook if I didn't want to die of Indigestion." Don't Be So Modest Visitor?And what's your name, ! my good man? Prisoner?9742. Visitor?Is that your real name? Prisoner?Naw, dat's me pen name. ?Santa Fe Magazine. HIGH CLASS BEGGING 77??'/////>/,* \ i i ? i r i I Lord Blessus?My solicitor will call on you to arrange the marriage settlements. Mr. Multirox?He'll hafta do some expert solicitin' to make me come across with more'n I promised you. Busy Caller?I would like to see the Judge, please. {Secretary?I'm sorry, sir, but he Is I at dinner. Caller?But, my man, my errand it Important. Secretary?It can't be helped, sir. His Honor Is at steak.?Pearson's Magazine. She Was Willing Curate (admiring a bowl of bulbs) j ?How lovely to think it will soon be i opening time, Mrs. Bird. Mrs. Binks?Well, now, and who ever would have thought of you say In' a thing like that! But I'm game to pop out for a quick one If yon feel like it.?London Tit-Bits. Not What They Ought to Be "Would you like some pickles?" said Marjorie's aunt, who had asked ber to luncheon. "No," said Marjorie. "But these are sweet ones," replied gnntie. "But I don't like sweet things that j ought to be sour," Marjorie insisted. Why the Old One Is Comfy "What would your wife say If you j bought a new car?" | " 'Look out for that traffic light 1 j Be careful now! Don't hit that truck! Why don't you watch where ; you're going? Will you never learn?' ; And a lot more like that."?Boston Evening Transcript. HEFTY ENOUGH I ??? "What made them give up that trip to CaliforniaV '?His wife happened to hear some j one say that travel broadened one." Hm-m! "That certainly is a freak pub licity stunt of Judge Bart's!" "What's that?" "Well, the paper states that he wouldn't sit again for a month." 3et smartness in satin frock PATTERN 2029 ( dtcfi (2029 Probably about now you have de elded that you just must have a satin frock. You're right! And here is the model you have been seeking in which to make it. It is a dress you can wear afternoon or evening and always look smart. The jahot Is not just an ordinary jabot but some thing cut in one with the yoke and Joined in the bodice on new and very chic principles. The sleeves, too, do things differently, and while there is nothing different about the pleats at the bottom of the skirt, front and back, they afford graceful movement for the slim panels. Pattern 2029 is available in sizes 16, 18, 20, 34, 36, 38. 40, 42, 44 and 46. Size 36 takes 4V6 yards 39 inch fabric. Illustrated step-by-step sew ing instructions included. Send FIFTEEN CENTS (13c) in coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Write plainly name, address and style number. BE SURE TO STATE SIZE. Address orders to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 243 West Sev enteenth Street, New York City. NO JOKE "Well." the recent bride was asked, "what have you learned since you became a man's meal getter?" "That there are a lot of things about It besides onion to bring tears to the eyes," she sighed. THROUGH THE READING GLASS Bug?Great Scott, look at that ter rible giant! Diagnosed "Doctor,*' said the pest who al ways was trying to get free medical advice. "I have the queerest noises in my head; what do you suppose causes it?" "Maybe the wheels in there need oiling," he snapped. Good Reason Visitor?Will you marry me ri^lii. away? Girl ? W-w-w-why ? II scarcely know you! Visitor?That's why I want you to marry me right away. Couldn't Blame Him Blinks?It always surprises mo ta see a big, strong fellow like yon shudder every time there is a peal of thunder. Jinks?It always reminds me of what I get at home. Equality for All Friend?How's the boy since hi came back from college? Man?Fine! Still treats us ^ equals.
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