OUR COMIC SECTION | PETER ^ B. ' PEEVE s ?M A T T E R P O P By C. M. Payne WHO J PIE. POR BREAKFAST ?1 f MO! J \ FOR UJNCH? YES? r \ E.AT YOUR J ^ PORRIDGE, f OKAVI-T ( "THEN &IMME I MY LJUHCH V^how j okay okay, okay : ( . A 1 r+^Nl-M W *' J 1 ' YE-S'M. ( YE-5'M) p o ? IP ?y J. Millar Watt HE SHOULDN T HAVfc ' TAKEN LESfOKJS IN DEPORTMFNTEpV L FROM A { $/ a FOREIGNER I i W+4V NOT" ? PEGA use COOK) APTER - JPN - W WAS / DEPOCPTSO ! SPENDTHRIFT ? III i "Grace spends an awful lot of money." - "Not a saving grace, then?" That'i Different "Mr. Swiggs?Er?ah, that is, can ?er I?will you??" "Why, yes, ray boy; you may have her." "How's that? Have whom?" "My daughter, o' course. You want to marry her, don'tiyou?" "No, sir; I just wanted to find out it you would endorse my note for $100." "Certainly not. Why, I hardly j know you." I NOT VERT GOOD AT THAT "He is as good as his word." "Yes, but he uses such shocking bad language." ISw UPhfflipr Jr ALL FOB THE BEST > Apathy has flown the coop, ynconcern has hit the floor; Selfishness has looped the loop, Dopiness is now no more; Silent are the "gimme" boys, AH obstructors get the "bird"; Gone is all light-hearted poise? REALISM is the word! . .. J - 41 Now it isn't mere routine, When the dangers round us roH, Just to gambol on the green \ Waiting for a Gallup poll; Nutty rallies now are out. Stilled are antis this and that; On soap-boxes f;w now spout . . . We're a nation AT JVE BATI in. Sleeping at the switch is not Now the leading enterprise; Mikes no longer get red hot From the breath of wild-eyed guys; Arguments are down the sink. Discord's had a run-out pill; And no little h ink-dink Tries to thwart a nation's wilL IV. Now committees full of men Who are anti-everything Take the. count of "eight . . . nine . . . TEN!" (Though some paid officials cling); Pussyfooting now is out, Half-baked ranters stop their acts All the country, there's no doubt, Sees the truth, and faces FACTS! V. Hedgers crawl into a crack. Compromisers slink away; Ten per centers now fall back, Trimmers haven't much to say; Racketeering labor rats (And a lot of bosses, too), Cease their very costly spats Under the red, white and blue. VI. Critics crawl Into their shells, Know-It-Alls now take the skids; Experts have bad dizzy spells. Grown-ups do not act like kids; Sunk are armchair leaders all. Hooey has been booted far; Now at last we stand or fall SEEING THINGS JUST AS THEY ARE! I - ' ? ? - ON THE SPOT ("In case of an air raid alarm: Lie down immediately on your stomv ach . . .") About his paunch Dad was always defiant, But now he wishes he was much more pliant! ?Debchi. ? ? ? New York will attempt to jail any body refusing to get off the street? during an air raid warning. If thi: is really tried we predict that al traffic will be tied up by long line? of Black Marias taking folks to th? hoosegow. * ? ? THE CALL Remember the Arizona!? The Cassin, Downes and Shawl For every one the Japs got Let's make it three or four! Remember the Oklahoma? , And good old Utah, tool Each hit makes more efficient Old Yankee Doodle-do. ? ? ? , FLEET SHAKE-UP (With apologies to F.P.A.) Kimmel and Martin and Short?they are out! Heeding the umpire's cry; Out, one-two-three as the scorekeep ers shout "Tinker to Jacobs to Pye!" ? ? ? PEGGED You must pay the piper Is what I was taught, And I've always found it A distressing thought. But now, with costs soaring, I think it is nice To know that the piper Cannot raise his price! ?Anne Linn. ? ? ? If the rubber ibortafe fete serious what will this country do for chicken sandwiches. And slam chowder? ? ? ? AIN'T IT SO Of all poor friends on whom to call The "friendly neutral" topa 'em alL ? ? ? Elmer Twitchell says that nothing unnerves him as much as Mayor LaGuardia urging everybody to let nothing disturb them. ? ? ? The Wright brothers 38 years ago at Kitty Hawk first proved a heavier than air machine could fly and it is this department's guess that if the brothers could have foreseen the future, they would have scrapped the thing before the try-out. ? ? ? "Golf and Tennis Balls to B<t. Rationed."?Headline. / How can we make theeey'all-out drives without them? ? ? ? Bathing suits and rubber bathing caps are to be rationed, too, begin ning next month. This was the first news to arouse Ima Dodo to a reali zation the country is really at war. ? ? ? Yale has pledged its support of country in the war. Kit a lot of football fans will put more faith in Harvard and Princeton. Pup Tea Towels Make Kitchen Gay No. Z9230 "CITUATIONS" are what these 0 two pups seem to get into every day of the week. Embroider them on that new set of tea towels and let their antics decorate the .kitchen towel raok. Single stitch and outline make these motifs; the bows would look well if ap pliqued. ? ? ? As 219230, 15 cents, you receive designs for the 7 tea towels and a matching pane bolder. Send your order to: AUNT MARTHA Box 1M-W Kansas City. Mo. Enclose 15 cents for each pattern desired. Pattern No Pattern No DON! BARK ... aoa i ooatDl Ml pteaeaot, w??Ui nlief from a cough do* to ? cold wHb bra Smith Brother! Cough Dropa Yon get ihal xe lief for oalf a aickd a boa. Why pay moae? 4 Both kiade taacc dehoow: Black or MeachoL i SMITH BROS. COUGH DROPS J ^HACK OR MENTHOL-5li9 The Restful Side You will succeed best when you put the restless, anxious side of affairs out of mind, and allow tfaa restful side to" live in your thoughts.?Margaret Stowc m ^Kf? Light From Unseen Stan On a moonless night, the earth receives more light from the stars that cannot be seen by the unaided eye than from those that are visi ble. , RALEIGHS A FEW OF THE MANY LUXURY PREMIUMS RALEIGH SMOKERS GET V Delaxe BrN|? Tabl* with genuine inlaid wood top. Automatic leg locks. tteeearare. Beautifully deo- I orated. Platinum bands. 5 Shaker; Pitcher; lee bnri. Maw AM?ricaa CMk look. 1024 p*?ea full of rocipea. Eaay-to-follow instructions. Cilt-Wge4 CMgrtM | OMltty PlayiM Carte. Smart new fancy back* (our choice). Lamm with whit? per? I Lain 1mm. Solid wmiie 5 trim. Shad? of Umm fin- f ! iah parchment. ?*|Fit UUABLEJ j S199D?fMMS?ffacsStM*t may now be obtained through Brown A Williamson. Send 133 Raleigh coupons foreach dollar stamp. Defense Stamp Album, shown aboaa. free on reqooat. Plat* Sifvarwara. 20 pieeea and walnut fiaiah wood cheat. TRY A PACK OF IMI nam. They're a grand blend of 31 selected grades of choice Turk- ? ish and Domestic tobacooe?made from the more expensive, more golden colored leaves that bring top prices at the great tobacco sales. And that coupon on the back of every pack is good in the U. 8. A. for luxury pre miums. Switch to popular-priced Raleighs today and write for. the premium catalog. ism m Ktd Sbtn nd Omm N?Ids mr* Tumday A BC Rtd ? u H| III ? B V I IB I fvl IB r Kn 11111111 i ? I Vl i v iT/iMulfalil MERE'S WHAT YOO DO It's simple. It's fun. Just think up a last line to this jingle. Make aura y it rhymes with the word "got." Write your last line of the jinfle on the icverse ride of a Balrifh package wrapper (or a facsimile thereof), rign it with your full name and addreaa. and mail it to Brown k. Williemann Tobacco Corp.. P. O. Bos 1700. Louisville, Kentucky, poet marked not later than midnight, January 24, 10i2. You may enter aa many last linee aa you wish, if they are all written on separate Raleigh pack age wrappers (or facsimiles). Prises win be awarded on the originality and aptnaaa of the line yon writ*. Judges' ddicu moat be accepted as final. In case of ties, duplicate prise, will be swarded. Winners will be notified by mail. Anyone may enter (except employee, of Brown A Williamson Tobacco Corp., their adverting agents, or their families). AH entries and ideas therein become the prop erty of Brown A WSUamaoo Tobacco Corporation. ^ n t. .1' ? aibf < "Peter Piper picfcetfa pack j> < tlfitk a caapaa aa tka back. S < Heigh ns tka braadba pat j! HERE'S WHAT VOV WIN Too km 133 cluneal to win. If rev Baud in mom than one entry, ' rcnr cbnncea of winning will h that much better. Dca't delay. < Start thinking right now. j IMfrin. . . SURAS paaA TIM prim. . . . WMwM S prime af $1 AM . SAM aaaA S prime ef SSJS . l&Maaah 1SS prime of a eartea US MB S5SRM

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