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THE ROANOKE NEWS, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1891. THE HUMORISTS. A LITTLK NONbENBK NOW AND THIN JM m.ISUBXI BY Till WISEST MIX. ADVERTISEMENTS. NKW ADVERTISEMENTS. NEW ADVEKTISEMENTS. NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. STOP AT- SUBSCRIBE ATUIIWTHI W. &:W. R. R. BRANCHES. A true bill Shakespesr. A safe blower A pair of bellows. V A white swallow A gin Hex. The light guard A glass chimney. An unparalleled ljro That of Mil ton. The man who owns a dog is a bark- kceper. To aak a man to pay a bill is ns easily said ai dun. There's always room for one mowcr- In the hay field. A prisoner's bondsman has abailful a fluence on him. The dude is like an engine in that he carries a head light. Thcrc'sone thing about Africa It knows how to keep dark. The favorite string instrument of a Bostonian is string beans. i When the barber talks too much his stories are illustrated with cuts. The pedestrian is indeed doomed who doesn't stand a go ist of a show. Trees are generally cut in winter, but it is in autumn that the foliage is hued. People who call one another liars fre quently get hurt for telling the truth. Considering bow little the bell knows it is wonderful how much it has tolled. Corn is an emblem of peace, but it is never appreciated until it gets on its ear. "The post soars." lie does. He soars up six flights to get to bis room, poor fellow. To the small boy who has to wear bis father's made over apparel, life seems one dreary ex pants. When a man wants to learn how to play the cornet it is only natural that he should engage a tutor. An exohsnt has a poem on "The Din ner Horn " The early horn, however, is the mot popular. ; V Luinley says he inti't much on grammar but he knows the noun wife is iu ihe im perative mood. The Prohibitionists are very inconsis lent. They preach temperance, and then want to nominate a full ticket. "The cane manufacturer sticks to his business," says an exchange. We believe that is also the case with tho printers. p,ijrgS I nuppose you took your roll in the surf every day while you were at the seashore?" Bragga "Certainly not. I loft it at the hotel." A glass of beer will attract more flies than a glass of water. It also has great altraciivu power for other animals not possessed of wius. V "Yes, admitted the visitor, when the proud mother exhibited Ik baby, "he hue his father's nose, but dou't worry, it may not be that red." V Kibble Girl (suddenly) "Take care, some one will see you!" Good looking lul bashful beau "What am I lining?" Kissable Girl (sournfully) "Nothing." V Ebencr "Did you water the cow to night, Hiram?-' Hiram "No, I for got." Ebenexor "You shouldn't have forg.ttteu, but then we will water t!ie milk in the morning, and that will do just a well." V ' I suppose you are ready to substanti ate any statement your paper makes," said an angry-looking caller to the edi'.or. "Ohl yes; we have our foreman prove everything that is si up." . Wealthy old gent "What! marry my daughter! You are beini supported by your father." Suitor " Yes, Mr, but my father is tired of suporting rue, and 1 thought I'd bett-r get into another family." ft-. .. tajmtmiia. '' 1 ' utUaiaUti, itttftfmUiiC I LIPPIMN BROS., Pratrle'srt, DrngWIi, Hainan's Dock, SAVANNAH, OA. . For Sale by W. M. COHEN. apr23 ly Scientific American Agency for . iAj . a H CAVEATS. HKr JT TRADE MARKS, f fyi j,4DESION PATENTS! f VfVlT COPYRIGHTS, etc For Information and free Handbook write to MUNN k CO.. ail Broadway, NEW York. Oldest bureau for securing patents In America. Everv patent takon out by us Is brought before tbe public by a notice given free of charge In the Scientific jtowicaw Lamest cironlatlon of any selentine paper tn the world. Splendidly llluitrated. No intolllRent man Bhouid be without It. Weekly, 3.0t a year; S1.5A s:x mnnth. Addrrss IUNN A CO., Vt-'BLiiumw. XI Broadway. Ken York. THE NEW YORK WORLD Never crows. For what it has dune it kd no favor and and no cunsi-ltwinn. That is ancii nt history to be forgotten It looks only to the future to the work to he d w. Our hopes and fears, our joys and sorrow atu linfore us not one behind. In THE WOKLD'S w.nk for 1891 eu'iy Attieriea i utnv.o w vitally iotere ted, and not i.ne n ) matter what hi polities umy be cau afford to be without its weekly edition, which has not an equal ou earth as n newepaper. Nine men out often kuow this to bo true Every tenth man should send to day for a specimen copy, that the knowledge may be universal. Subscribe at once. Three month1 costs ouly 2" wut. a'id by every week's delay you miss snitioiliing wntb tn "'1 than the subscription pri.'u for tha year which is ouly one dollar. Address THE WORLD, New York. ben He HALIFAX.' IsT. O CLEAN ROOMS. SPLENDID TABLEf POLITE SERVANTS. Fare always the best the markets can afford. SERVICE NEAT AND PROMPT. J66TNEAR THE COURT HOUSE. - Baggage taken from and to the railroad station. NICE ACCOMMODATIONS FOB - LAJDIES. KATES $2.00 A DAY. Special arrangements for hoard by the week or month. R. G. REID, Proprietor. mar 20 tf. LAND SALE. VALUABLE FARMS FOR SALE IN HALIFAX COUNTY, N. C: 0 NE FARM CONTAINQ 534 ACRES 6 horse crop cl fared, good pasture, never failing stream, apple nud peach or chard, good dwelling aud necessary oat houses. PRICE $2,000. 0 NE TRACT OF 200 ACRES, ONE horse crop cleared, most of the other in floe growth of pines; good dwelling and out houses. PRICE $1,000. 0 NE TRACT OF 83 ACRES, ONE horse crop cleared, the balance in heavy growth of original piaes. PRICE $100.00. 0 NE TRACT OF 814 ACRES, TWO horse crop cleared, the balance in fine growth of oik and piae. PRICE $1,000. 0 NE TRACT OF 49s) ACRES, 3 HORSE crop cleared; good duelling an t all necessary nut-bonnes. PRICE $2,000. 0 N E TRACT OF 850 ACRES, FIVE -' horse crop cleared; good dwelling and mit-houcs. PRICE $2,00. These farms are convenient to churcne, in a healthy locality, and a short distance from Halifax and Enfield. Partita wishing io buy and want to , 1XAMTVE :-: THESE-:-LANDS Will call on MR. THOMAS OUSBY,. Hen let-son, N. C, or MR. T. C. BUROESS. vho lives near Halifax, who will take pleas ure iu showing them to purchasers. Any oi all of these lands will be ONI REASONABLE TERMS FOR 1890. B.F.mY, TO THE THE THE ROANOKE NEWS, ROANOKE NEWS, ROANOKE NEWS, le Best Advertising Medium F0R25 YEARS It has regularly visited its subscri bers, giving weekly the CURRENT NEWS OF THE DAY. NATIONAL, STATE & COUNTY. During that time it has built up an enviable reputation for fairness by fairness, in all things and by QIVIflQ THE fJEVS. Its subscription list is growing but it must grow faster, and no pains will be spared to accomplish this result. 8 Pages48 Do Iras-A Week. PRICE $1.50 A Year In Advance. Address: Weldon,N.O. Condemed Schedule. MAINS GOING SOUTH. Dated Juae7th. 1S91. I No. IS, I No. 17, I I f.t mall I Daily I Dally. No 41, dally ex sua L..T.W.MOD H Wirx I MSF M Ifieua at Ro.ky Mount.... 140 ' 7 14. ' '9 I7M Ar Tarboro J J l " ... LcayeTarboro, U .'Siii6 00 ArriT. Wllnoa. . J IS r m I 7 00 .... Laye Wilsoa i .it " Arrive ftelma SSO " j .. Arrive Kayetteville, i 30 " Leave Goldsboro 1315 "17 40" 8 40 Leave W'artaw 4I4 " SS4 " Leave MHrnolla .... t 4 S7 ' 40 " 18 49 " Arrive Wflminitoa 6W) "S5S " Ilia" TRAINS GOING NORTH No 14, dally. No 71 daily No 40 dally ex Sunday I 8 S3 I IDS 1 10 0) Ieave WilmlriKtDB rJ35an SIS am 1 4 t'i i Leave Magnolia 2 OS " 1057" ( 10 Leave Warnaw llll"Si.V Arrive (ioldskoro.... J95 " JiaOS" 7J Leave Kayetteville 10" I Arrive Selma II is" I Arrive Wilson I IS 10" I Leave Wilson S 86 " H.'.Spn Arrive Kdi Ky jiount mr Arrive Tnrbnro 16 80 8 18 1 LeaveTarboro 12 .')M Arrive Weldou 5i5" J55pm iiauy eiecpi ouunav. Train on Scotland Nock Branch Road leaves Weldou at 400 p. in. liulifa 4 22, arrive Scotland Neck atO I'lp.m.'lrcenville B.vjp. m Kinaton 8 00p.m. Ketiirning leaves Kinston 7 00, a. m. Greenville S 10a m. Arririni: at Halifa 1100, a.m.,Weldon 112"a m daily exceptijiinday. Loral freight train leaves Weldou at 7 00a. id,, arriving at Scotland Neck 10 Oi a. ni , Greenville 5 00 p. in. Kinston s 10 p m. Returning, leaves Kinston atsno, a. m arriving at Greenville )0 60 noun, Sotland Neck 3 to, p. in. Weldou 5 15 p.m. Train leaves Tarboro N. C, via Albemarle ana Raleigh K. R. Daily except Sunday 4 40p, m.. feunday 3 no p. m., arrive Willianiston N. C. 7 IS p. m.. 4 SOn. m. Plymouth 8 30p.m., fiSO p. aa. Returning leaves i'lvmouth daily except Sunday 6 In a. m .Sunday 9 00 a. tn. Willianiston, N. C, 7 40 a. m. 9 58 a. m. arrive Tarboro 10 05 a. m. 1120 a.m. Train on Midland N. C. Branch leaves Golds boro X.O., daily ecept Sunday 7 00 a. iu., arriva Smitlilicld, N C.IJI a. m. Keturnlni; leaves Smittilicld, X. C, 9 00 a. m., arrive Goldsboro, N C, 10 30 p.m. Train on Nashville Branch leaves Rocky Mount at 3 00 p. m., arrives at Nashville 8 40 p. m., Spring Hope 4 ID p. m. Returning kavea Spring Hope 10 00 a. m., Nashville 10 SC a. m., ar Rocky Mount 11 1 a, m. daily except Sunday. Train on Clinton Branch leaves Warsaw for Clinton, daily except Sunday at 600 p. m. and 11 15 . m Returning leave Clinton at 8 20 a m and 3 10 p. m connecting at Warsaw with Noe. 40, 41, :t and 7S. Southbound train on Wilson and Favettevlll Branch Is No. 51. Northbound is 60. 'Daily ex cept Sunday. Train No. 27 R"nth will only stnp at Rocky Mount Wilson Goldsboroand Magnolia. Train No. 78 makes close connection at Weldoa for all points North daily. All rail via Ricbmoad and daily except Sunday via Bay Line, alio at Rocky Mount daily with Norfo k and Carolina Railroad for Norfolk and all poinU North via Norfolk. Trains makes close connection for all poiata North via Richmond and Washington. All trains run silld between Wilmington and Washington aud have Pullman Palace Sleepen attached. J. R. KKNLY, 1. r. DIVINE, Sup't Trane General Sua'U T. it. EMKRSON, Gen'l Paasenger Agent. A TLANTIC COAST LINE. PETERSBURG & WELDON R. R Condensed Schedule. TRAINS GOING SOUTH. Dated May 3rd, 1891. No. 23 Dailv. No. 27 Daily. Leave Petersburg, Leave Stony Creek, Leave Jarratts, Leave Iiellield, Arrive Weldou, 10.10 am 10.53 am 11.11 am 11.30 am 12-10 pm 3.45 p m 4.18 pm 4 49pm 5 23 p m THAINS GOING NOKT1I. No. 14 Daily. No. 78 Daily. Leave Wei don, Le RelGeld, Le Jarratts, Le Stony Creek, Arrive Petersburg. R.10a.m 5.4.ra.m. 6.00 m. fi in m. 6 51 n m. 3.15pm. 3 52 p.m. 4 09 p.m. 4 33 p.m. 5.12 p.m. All trains run solid Wcldon toWasriirg ton. E. T. D. MYERS, T. M. FMERSON, Gen'l Superintendent. Gen Piiraengerajt TO THE PATRONS or THB ALBEMARLE STEAM NAVIGATION CO rl!IPK TllWr Between NORFOLK aad Xu,or lllIL EAST1KN N. CAROUN On and after Monday. December 17th, and until further nciue, the ISteamei CHOWAN, n Mithv, wil! LEA n: E?ANK1 .IN ct, MondnTs. Wed neMlav nd Kndav I..tEIKN TON. l'l.Y MOUTH aud xil ii-iciUicil iite poiuis on arrival ol'maii tr' o I o.ii l'ortxnioutli. nay 10:15 A.M. RETURXITG .'U 'niowan" will reach Franklin on Tuesdays, Thursdays) and Saturdays at 916 A. M., iu time t connect with Fast Mail train from Kaleipli to Portsmouth and wi'.h Express train for the South. Passengers, hf this amnifement. taking the Steamer Chowan at a ly point on th riTer, will REACH NORFOLK by 11 oclock A. M., and thus have the entire day for tha traa action of business In that city. GIVE THIS ROUTE A TRIAL. Kespeetfully, J. H. BOGART Franklin. Va., Dec. 15. 1888. Snpt a 30 tf. j Tldi, N. C.
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