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t v - CLUB RATES. 4 Yearly Subscriptions. ; Clubsof Four,i. ISSUED BI-WEEKLY, $ SINGLSUBSCRTPTIONS, In 5 4 ' PTMTC' A VPAT) ! ..... r . VOL. XII. MORAVIAN .FALIjS, N. C, THURSDAY, AUGUST 2, 1906. - NO: 16, plii t ' Editorial Notes. I; ' - ' tinder a Demo- 5' Gout is never prevalent eratic administration, j o-7 Who was i running this the farmers of the West corn! j -o country when (burned their Say Mr. Voter, politically speaking, it ok back, -but it 1ST poor business pays to look to go back- who will ask Where is the D emocrat for support on account of his party's na tional record? i 7 IT Lil o) 0 0 12) mmm I Q , lext; Issue to: be a Hummer fro ummerville. i m x r f Get EL Head It. Preserve- It. A Republican exchange ! says parties should' be judged by deedk, not words. That is very unkind tothje Democratic party. It hasn't done anything lately to be judged by. -o advocate an- A Democrat who would other "wise and patriotic revision of the tariff," like we got in the &dys of Grover, ought to have his legs woitnd around a Roman candle and be shot the Milky Way. clear beyond Before the Democrats are to be en trusted with the affairs of the government thev will have to learn how to manage t.hftir own organization without letting it drift into the hands of mehwKb don't know the difference between a hotel and a gambling hell. -o Of course the Democrats can call this an administration of monopolies, trusts and imperialists, but the people don't care a tinker's dam what it; is called so long as rascals are being punished, trusts in vestigated and the people -are better, off in every sense of the word thkn they were once upon a time. .I.I---- We wish to announce that next issue of the Yellow Jacket will be a compila tion of such "medicine' ' as will make the .political sinners climb tall trees'or take to their holes. It will be prepared especially for those persons who relish some thing hot. Every line will be a live wire; 'every paragraph a scintillating current of double distilled cayenne pepper extract. It will contain copious slices of the most popular "roasts" we have ever administered to those afflicted with the med dlers itch. This issue will be "stings" all over. There will not be a cool place in it. -If you are a Republican who believes faithfully in the doctrines of the partv of Lincoln. McKrnlev and Rodsevtiit vou will need it as a' thunderbolt" to it the Democratic politicians this fall. Get it ; read it and lay it away for future reference. This particular issue will be loaded to the .very muzzle with the hottest med icine that has ever appeared in this paper. -It will unlock hypocrites; skin skunks; raise whelks oel the backs of liars and tattlers as big as ginger, cakes; it will sail vate" Demoatictoliticians: puncture Democratic gas bags; explode Democratic issues: nut Socialists on tie run and make yOCf eel glad you are a Republican, It will abound in editorial paragraphs as. ricK&s cream and as warm, as mustard. Wonder if the Democrats are standing ; O Any sort of a tariff "let alone" is pre- Vlilft tr. n tnrifT " rfrrmrfl ' hv Free 4w W A 14 W A V A) v v Traders. We arise to ask what has become of iho C( crime of thorns!" 73" and the "crown of Col. Bryan stands where he stood in 1896 on the money question. Mr. Demo crat where arc you "at?" -o Democratic "reform" means free soup nd that is what the self-respecting wage earner of this country doesn't want. o D. S. Chamberlain says no well wisher of America can go around the world and come home a Free-Trader. What's he going to do with Bryan! They are having a regular 27-sorts-of-Democracy of a time over in Russia these' days. And we might add, with a sort of Socialist pow-wow on the side. The Republicans of the first Congres-' sional District of West Virginia may not be what some of the wise acres would call "progressive," however they voice the sentiment of old faslnonea ncpuoiK. cans. If vou would like to attend a skinnin2bee where the victim is the Jackanape who savs the editor of the Yellow JacEet is a "nigger" then read next issue. If you would like to see the fellow run thru our sausage mill who declares that no decent man would edit such a paper as this, then seize on to next issue. If you desire to possess a condensed history of Democratic meanness that . . .. . A. 4.1 A. 4V . o n4n would make one of those Democratic gutter-snipe politicians scawe vu. ui t i . Ai i nir Mn,n nvAmira o rnw nf t pvt.su r of this paper. If you desire to see the Rip Saw yanked up by the hmdlegsJts belt jerked off, its teeth scattered to the four winds of heaven, its colossal ignorance, us orazea Vnrt riri it imparaUeled profanity exposed and "Kernil" Kooter Maple dangling from our possum pole, then procure next issue of .the Yellow Jacket and tiiiriTc vnn nan use a bundle of samples such as next issue is promised 'to be, write for them and hand them out or mail them out among your friends and watch us grow. We're ready to set in for the fall campaign and we want every-v body on our list .Yes we want EVERYBODY We Know we can ouu. J ... . i ii 1 I- Vin c;1or1 OTr1 ridifiiilous 4.1. tiw.t.os Vnf. wn'll matce tnousanos oi mem luurw su uuflv- tiic jyciuwvj.i w . n-M that they'U be ashamed to go to the election. Come on, Doyswe wauw d .. . - -m j -l - z4--.a if wo TiavA to "transmortily The first and greatest object of a Pro tective tariff is to build up Araencaa industries and make American wages the best in the world. Say, Mr. Democrat, if you love vour country! that jssuo alone ought to maice you want 10 voic inv publican ticket. o "aReneal the lanffand bus flh e'trKU cries the Democrat. "Bust the trusts and let the tariff alone," replies the Republi can. The paper trust has been busted by the President and the tariff on paper continues, yet paper is cheap enough ior anybody. Another Democratic theory. exploded. . n " Tf it was a Presidential year even North Carolina would go for Roosevelt if the majority would only vote as it feels. We note that a staff correspondent of the leading Democratic paper in North Caro lina declares that Roosevelt is an ngnt and we couldn't improve on him. Think of a Democrat talking thus! J ohn Sharp Williams has discovered a m stand bv vour interests u we udv aivccj. ii mi tu ucaiu. ui u lias iigureu n ql yuu uix uiu xjm . . nut. tlint frnvornmont 'rkivoflliin nf TflilJ f lir-oo frill! nf Tl fT 's foot lellV and let the CStS eat lU ""i' bviviiiiuvu v uvi tjjiAAiy va. a.u . JJCmOClT OilHi jJCH VJ XXXMJ KiiAlV w ir -O t roads would mean good-bye i " Jim Crow'.' j .. . th Yellow Jacket has put in a nw hame string and belly band and .fiars in thft Smith than h& wmilrl havft Xwemcuiuci t, . to riflft with th nicrffprs (rosh. isn't it n o 7 - terrible to think of? Johnny is nearly breaking his neck to find William Jen nings Bryan and inform him that if he wants the support of the solid South he'd better drop government ownership "pur- ty quick. 77 Bm as Uol. j5ryan nas more that we are still doing business at the same old stand. .. ; - 1 than once advocated " state it is thought that a settlement between him and John Sharp can be affected whereby Bryan can preserve his issue and John his Jim Crow car, tWa -nftmocrats have abolished the past tense ' ' from their grammar. - o T ni, nmnprats who ran for Con- VJll. VCO, lJ. -a . -, ownership ' ' sress "twelve: years, ago promised you goodthings77 ana wnat uiu v.vx B-" -o- A Missouri paper tells of a c ame al on o- the other da V t farmer who where his Any sort of a fool can find faiilt or ask -pohtical questions, but it requires . statesman. to solve tnem. Thft ratio of Democrats who want office to those who don't is about 1G to 1. -o- You can't always judge a man's poli tical strength by the size of his appetite tor ofiice. t. aawA that "Protection vi""v uxuug vt-AA. t ... : . j xciiiuui aluj' ; ucviw1 vva. - ttmca newl ; ii,. iro was a crasu roof upon his barn. "What did the lum- and a whirl. .Now they are at their pia ber tor that root cost Y - askeuj tne iarmer, j ffame again. ; vxiJ XAdjJJCi-lCU. Or iliuvviurw. $180." replied the neighbor; "That's robbery, 77 said the Democrat. 1' ' Why, sir, Why Late. robbery,'' said tne iemocrai;. wuy, su, m TonWt hap- under the Cleveland administration, with rThe editor of: thereUow Jaeto han the low tariff in eEect. that lumber would penea 10 -rwux v "" " not have cost moreaxilOb.'' :" ma be true," pliedthe; 9. Tul which prefer to I-coulncr -a W" Da tat .au, ancr eTen naa w Vve-A r"" tte,. prepared as we desire old shed covered with straw " In this to f rg m However conversation is found on5 good reason to Rive pur reauemu . why Missohas sg;inho try is wen - - -w iiig naroiei uu mo iiv a... CLUB EATES-I-OUBuis.Opr CLUB BATES FOUR SUBS 1.00. . liean column, and wily the co Batislled with Republican 'ffobdl times. Acir n T)fmnrrat which kind he is and then watch him pull' at his coat collar and stutter. . o K you wish to see the Democratic don key "take to the woods' fire some Yellow Jackets at him. , Laying down politics for a moment we oif n Rvthat it is a pity the cigarette fiends can't smell themselves as others smell them. - .o Republicanism gives every fellow an equal pull at the leg of prosperity pro L isn't too blamed lazy to take hold and pull. - o ' -a -rx nMf nsVs us how many sides we think Democracy tol Only o Bud dv There is tne pie siue iu .k- cians and tne suup K K. aU ' Where are you t4at? With Williams fichtincr Br'an with his "Jim Crow" car slogan it don't look as if Southern Democracy would go into siicn raptures over the Nebraska stateman in A -W . 1 190S as it did m lbVb. it mere is any thing that will scare a Southern Demo crat into conniption fits it is the thought of having "nigger domination." It runs him craz$ o Tho rSiipasian of Raleich, North Caro-. iina, says that one of the candidates for county "commissioner for Wake county, nominated by the Democrats last week, can't even read or write, rcriiaps tneso Wsilrp Democrats are trying to utilize thi vear those ignoramuses who will be stood - ii I aside in lvuS on accoimi oi uie educa tional test for citizenship. . : o ThP Durham North Carolina Herald, a Democratic paper from snout to .tail, is responsible for this statement: "Times are certainly good and we doubt tho ability of any politicaf party to make them better." Xet the Herald will almost bust its bellyband whooping up the elec tion of men composing a party thai has never been known to make anything but hanl times. And we are told tnat tne world is growing wiser. o Wft invite vou to turn to "A Sermon from the Tripod" which appears in this issue and read it carefully. II you don t iipxee that it is worthy of a place in any library then it must bo because your men tal boiler is so corroded with the canker of nicotine that you can't see, feel, smell nor taste a good thing if you were-to meet it in the road. After you have read it one time it would pay you to turn back and read it again. Try it. CLUB RAXESFOUR SUBS $1.00. ' CLUB BATESFOUR SUBS 1.00,
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