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The Yellow Jacket. j PUBLISHED BI-WEEKLY. : ' R. DON-LAWS, Editor aiid Proprietor. ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVE, .WM. E. HERMAN, 30 N. Dearborn St., Chicago NOTE THIS. ! Please don't send . stamps on subscriptions. We can't use em in our business. Remit by draft, . check, . registered letter,, express or 3P. O.- money order. - - " - Always write your name and address i plainly and direct your letters to . ...- , . T H E YELL Q W JACKE T, . -. 'C Moravian Falls, N U. ; - Entered at the P: O. at Moravian Falls! N. C, as - second-class, mail matter. P UBLI S HE D.I N ENGLISH ONLY - SUBSCRIPTION ONE YEAR . ....... . TEN YEARS ............ rates; .. .30 ..$2.00 Special Gllib RaLtes , - ... . i-.- . - ... . - ' ! I . Clubs of 4, 60c. Clubs of f 10, p; 51.00. !- ( "ncmncratic - candidates usually Ctart their own booms. 1 j Wo give you all ample opportunity to send in your renewal; under our 10 cent and ten names proposi ion. If you have hot sent in your dime imd.ten names yet, you are requested to get busy today. . ' t, g i " Thank the Lord, it's over thfe King of England has been crowned, and now let us get down to .business and forget it. , We have horseless carriages, iwire- less telegraphy and hogless lard, nut the world still waits for the hdwlless Democrat. . ! With the- mercury up to 95 in the shade it is almost impossible for the Y. J. man to . keep cool j enough to writa. By their votes the House Demo crats show they are protectionists, but they haven't got the bacl:-bone to say so. when Nature decides tnat the coun try needs a good, hearty puKe the desired result is usually secured by having the people take a I 'goodl 1 dose of Democracy. . ' Take the dope of delusion an d the froth of fanaticism out of . Demc cracy and there wouldn't be enough ! sub stance left ' to make a woodpecker's breakfast. The Democrats are threatening to make Rome howl in 1912, but if; they succeed in making" her jhowl j any worse than she is doing now w o say God pity the Romans. Some of the Democratic editors are discussing whether the snuff habit is increasing or decreasing, bi t all agree that old booze is holding her own. Since Tillmanism went broken- winded in South Carolina; about all you hear from, that section concern ing Democracy is that it still uses a great deal of whiskey;' and stands for Prohibition. . Representative Mann, of Til nois, is not a trust buster; he is not ah in- surgent ; he .- is 'not' a barn-stormer, in thfl strir.tP.sf spjisp hnf Via nort raise TtlnrA C!nir in a frhron loncrtli r F time than any member of the lower hpuse. We've seen people proud of their pedigree, but just why a fellow wit a breath like a skunk and a nose lik a lobster should want to insult his. political ancestor by claiming p artH san kinship . with T. Jefferson, ! we never could understand. If either Halley's comet or th Democratic House had anything t do with bringing this hot weather w hope to the Lord that both will sli xneir troiiey pole next time in Ithi interest or sunenng humanity and not get back in one thousand ylars. DEAFNESS CURED. ' ' 1 ha ve demonstrated that dteaf i ness can be cured." Dr. Guv uiinora Powell. 3LM,!ecre' of ow to use tbe mysterlouj and nriH ii;; V , 1"ri-e8 Ior ie cure oc Deafness nua HCau INOISPS hna ot lac- Kaon A tne famous Ph vat a n .Solon H. f r . JwDfifBesa and Head Noises disappear i hf ,ma,?lc "under the use of this newT j and wonderful discovery. He will send all who suffer from DMfni nit MH vi. J rormatlon how they may be cured, absolutely Tree, no matter how long they have been beaf r wu can sea their deafness. . This marvielona areatment la so simple, natural and certain that Vrtn will-, vnndai' nrhir 4f j, Jl . -ii nui uiuvnyereu eforff. . InvesUgators marvel at the qulei re- tion now to be cored quickly and cared to I star cured at home without Investing a cent. Write u m it v . lu ur. . ivii vi iiirrAM . dmm.ii . : free. - . uiscoverj, absolutely if ' The Democrats are rejoicing over the ' letter ; W which appears qh the wings of the 17 year locusts this year. They declare that W stands for Wil son. They don't seem to realize that the W which they " declared In the past stood for Wiliiamjenningsbryan may be standing fori the same old .William. And it may stand for wind-up of William." f ; i Woodrow Wilson ' comes ' out squarely in favor of protective tariff on wool, saying all parties must work for good of country. That's what the Republicans have been i trying to hammer an to the heads of the free trade Bryanites for all these years, but It did no good. The only reason Woodrow is for protection, not free trade on wool, is to keep the business Democrats. from going pell-mell into tho Republican camp. We recently saw a Democratic Jus tice of the peace so gloriously drunk on prohibition booze that he didn't know which end of the public road led towards home, but being a 'Dem ocrat, it was all right, and prohibition still prohibits and Democracy is still the sweetest scented honeysuckle on the pike. Oh Prohibition, how many sorry Democrats are J soaking booze in thy name! The nearest approach to a Demo cratic administration in point of hot air and short measure is the real es tate company that offers land for sale at $100 per acre when the dirt is dear, at $5; avowing ''that its adaptibility for all kinds of crops is unsurpassed anywhere, when the truth is in most cases the land is too poor to even make brick without fertilizer. - We note that one hundred women of California, members of different clubs, havejust dedicated a monu ment on Mount Saint Helena to Rob ert Houis Stevenson. The author of Dr. Jeykell and Mr. Hyde didn't fare well in this world, because he had but little health. But what he did, he did well, and it is pleasing to know that there are those $ who think it worth while to perpetuate the memo ry of the man who did! something for his fellowmen. The Eighth Congressional district of North Carolina is represented by a Democrat but he has imbibed enough Yellow Jacketgospel that he voted squarely against the Canadian reciprocity farce in the House. Some of the little pee-wee pin-headed .Dem ocratic papers have the audacity to say it was because of a misunder standing of the question. Oh, Lord it is a pity that the whole world couldn't go to school -a ; few weeks to some of these Dem editors and get informed. ? A subscriber asks us to tell the difference between the Democratic party and the Republican par ty. That's easy. The Republican party represents a patient and trusty horse trying to pull the coach of pro gress to the pinnacle -Vf National Fame, and the Democratic party rep resents a devilish mule which has kicked one of its hind legs through one of the wheels and1 is trying its best to drag the whole thing into a great gully at -the bottom. -That's the difference.' - 1 Push -on, push on get. us a. million subscribers. Help us shell the woods next - year. - Give us room and wad ding and we'll make Rome howl. The rads are going to. prick; the, bubbles of - bibulous Democracy and the Y. J. is - adjusting its Stinger to' help along. Every, man, can i help us by getting - up a club, j The Y. J. cuts ice and plenty of it; It rubs Democracy the wrong ' way it gives you all something to think about, and in the end does a deal of good.. Get busy and start out"" with the determi nation to send' us a club or two. That Tennessee Dem' was J away off.' The "Winston-Salem 'Journal in its Democratic innocence -.wonders :what part South Carolina gets of the fwen ty million gallons of whiskey that the Government . figures : say were shipped 9 10CentGff 1 Send us one silver, dime (no stamps taken), and the names or ten peoplo you think-might . love to put their peepers on a sample Icopy of this paper ana send you the Stinger for one year 6 will enter your subscription or 1" rrvln .-iff or TinlciS : renew your time, xmo I Good only 30 days from June 28th. Q last . year into Southern prohibition territory. Well, as people usually drink in proportion to their troubles we figure that the brand of Democ racy they have down in South Caro lina would drive the entirepopula tion to drink and hence it would be that proportion of the twenty; millions that South Carolina" Democracy bears "to the whole Dem party multiplied by three. An esteemed subscriber asks us how we stand on Taft. Well, beloved, we don't think it would be polite to stand on a three hundred pound man this sort of weather, so we are not going to try it. On most things we atrree with the President, but on a few things we disagree, to-wit: Ca nadian Reciprocity, and appointing so many Democrats and niggers to high office. But rwith these faults he is as far superior in statesmanship. to any man the Dems will put up as the splendor of an arc light excells the glow of a lightning-bug, so we're for Taft till the G. O. P. names his successor. That old cankered, hip-shotten, sore-eyed, back-boneless lie to the effect that R. Don Laws runs a Democratic paper has started on the rounds again. A subscriber writes us from Virginia saying it is so re ported in his section. It seems like the Dems would get ashamed of re porting this old lie so much. If some one will bring us, dead or alive, the snide who gives countenance to this story we'll preserve the durned mon ster in some of this prohibition whiskey they have here in North Carolina and advertise the freak -as the rarest specimen of the liar that ever walked the earth. R. Don Laws engaged in running a Democratic paper! Q tempora, O mores, O hell! PLAYED OUT, QUICK. It was fitting that the Turkish skirt; the sheathe dress and what ever else there was of downright fool ishness in milady's attire should have lost its underpinning so early in the game. We see where a respectable lady in New York came out the Other day in what she called the Snake Dress a tight fitting garment vari colored bright as the rainbow. Of course she wanted to attract atten tion, and ve take it that she did but we wonder if any of the fool women and we use the words fool women advisedly, ever stopped for just a moment to think what idiots they were making of themselves? , A woman jauntily attired makes a picture worth while but when you see one of 'em strutting around in something horrible something that is fashioned only to cause comment, you may put it down as a fact that her head-works are out of gear. She lis a little bit off; just enough to be Vvhat you would call nutty; just inough to have sense perhaps to go Jn out of the rain, but not enough sense to stay in after she had gotten there. Why sensible women will a'dmit of 11 the dernfoolishness that prevails n the matter of style is a matter for which you can search us and still be rtrying to find a reason; why a sensi ble woman doesn't understand that it means expense; it means comment, J often at the- cost of character, and what they want to do such outlandish tricks. for is a puzzle for fair. The Pope knocked the Turkish pants into the middle of next July he just issued a royal ukase to the effeet that no woman of his , church should be caught dead or- alive in such new-fangled, thingamajibs, and that ended it. It is to be regretted thatjye haven't, in other churches, some grand Medicine Man who could deliver himself as the Pope did. - The , woman who dresses neatly; who dresses extravagantly, if she can afford It, and. uses good sense is al ways to be admired. But for some of these old double jointed hoop skirts trying to put on a new creation: that fits -em about like a mother Hubbard gown would fit a lightning rod,, makes us : tired, and we doii't " care who knows It.' ; " ' 'J'.'T''", ; '" DEMOCRATIC PRAYER!. T."7. (Con tinuedi from.: first.: page.). - That is -why we, are going to change our tunes. - . We've got to"': the place where the people, demand - something but hot air and free sijver, and anti-imperialism. . We've got. to the place where De mocracy has got to stand for some thing to win a victory. So we .are ready to. make the dash towards the White House. P We are. ready ta straighten up and put on a clean shirt and turn our face to Washington and start "a stampede that will wake the dead of Democracy from Tom Jefferson down - to Cleve land. . , We thank thee for being willing to step down and .out and let us put up a new Moses. . Send us the Commoner on time as usual and depend upon us to raise hell when the sign gets right. Amen. B0ST0NIAX B0THER.1TI0XS. The editor of the -Hickory, N. C, Times-Mercury doesn't seem to rel ish the attitude of the people of Bos ton in their zeal to do something nice for the-common poor trash and coun try cusses around the Hub. Read while The Times-Mercury skins: was satisfied Tny- . . .. bargain. So much in -love did he imagine himself that he turned over to her a half interest in all his pro perty something like four or five thousand dollars worth of it, but he i got cold feet, he did," he did and now he is trying to get back the chattels he gave her. Here Is hoping that he will not get a bloomin sou let her keep it. Every time. DOLLAR A DAY PEXSI0 The Democratic House of represen tatives has killed the dollar a day pension bill promised the old sol diers. JThis is not surprising, Inas much as the . South is dominant in the Democratic party and the South will not stand for increase of pen sions to the federal soldiers. The Confederates are on top now in Con gress. Together in -the Senate and the House there are fourteen Con federate veterans who are"" Congress- men. ' -this is neany twice tne num- ber, of Union veterans In Congress. be a n i frj All the Republican members of theg fi nnRAniZER House voted-to. consider the DensionHVoTi: box r,oxs. co bill. .' ; : i w r w v wit m ' m ma -j t w w 4 i mm i i m m aay a .uemocrauc politician ( marked : MI make It a poinf to takeSboVr iw tk. vf A , - . . . . , j a oatn twice a year waetuer i fleeuwcarnT tw .-.rvM. t or notv c" fr-.r" t:' r- " Don't Wear a III Meadov This Mill CleansGrinds, Sifts and Sacks tiii'.;.a fill; aiwajra diwndai.l. "K,itCrAL nartlmlarii free. Write NATIONAL MXD-CA- INSTITUTE, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. $100 MONTHLY and expanses l tr distribute samples: W? ""l"013,". -W" work. S. Scheffer, Treas. W. I- PORTRAITS 25c. FRAMES Murrs i' oscopes .- - pcr. 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