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THIMBLE THEATRE
By E. C. SEGAR
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Reader’s Cramp.
By CHIC YOUNG
By CARL ANDERSON
HENRY
HENRIETTA
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JUST KIDS
Turning The Other Cheek?
By AD CARTER
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YOUNGSTER - SO I'LL BE
MORE CONSIDERATE OF
YOU TUAN YOU WERE OF
11^4
WILiL»
KINDLY
dE^TURE
WORK
OUT?
TILLIE THE TOILER
She’ll Reconsider Now.
By WESTOVER
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when Worshiping wary \
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SCOTT’S SCRAPBOOK
GAME MORE THAN /
CENTURIES OLD /
CHESS DATES BACK
MORE -THAN 3 000
VTEARS. ASEf WAS
FOUND INT-IE TOMB
OF KINQ-TVl 17 RULE*
IN EGYPT
1350 B .C.
by R. J.
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Pilate:
tf’M
ROMAN PROCURATOR.,
WHO ACQUIESCED IN THE.
CRUCIFIXION OF JESUS CHRiStl
HAS BECOME A SAINT/!
-THE COPTIC (EGYPTIAN)
CHRISTIAN CHURCH HAS
CANONIZED PONTIUS'
INA CENTRAL Nt» aJVV.at.am
COOK-COOS
Dr. N. E. Ischlondsky, Paris,
says that it will soon be pos
sible to extend average old ago
to 140 yoars.
Apparently be views the
automobile as just a passing
fancy. :
It would be a great joke on
the present generation to double
the life, s^nn—so that every
body had to stick around and
pay off the national debt.
" 1“ fact,” says the French
doctor, “senility should not set
in before the age of 140.”
Do you suppose he means
that a person can play around
with a scooter until he is sev
enty?
• • •
MODERN APPROACH
TO ROMANCE
(Peraonal—Saturday Review.)
COUNTRY MOUSE, female,
desires correspondence with
city rat, male. Minnie.
• 9
Little Willie—nutty mug!—
Built a fire 'neath the liquor
jug
He jumped and danced with
devilish glee.
To see his father’s spirits
flee.
—James A. Bell.
• • •
TODAY’S OPPORTUNITY
(L*mar. Mo.. Democrat.)
There will be a free poll ex
hibit and the world’s greatest
expert at card tricks at the Elite
Billiard Parlor tonight.
• • •
Simile—
At full of lelf-explanationa as
a •alf-made man.
Add Scoundrels’ Diction
ary (thanks to Dr. M. H.
Kornblum, St. Louis)—
LOUSE TRAP. A small toothed
comb.
LULLABY CHEAT. An Infant.
LULLY PRIGGERS. Thieves
who steal wet linen; also the
meanest and lowest order of
• thieves, who go about decoy
inf little children to some bye
corner, and then rob them of
their clothes.
LUMPING. Great. A lumping
pennyworth: a great quantity
for the money; a bargain. He
has got a lumping penny
worth. Frequently said of a
man who marries a fat woman.
• • *
Miltttent on (At path to world
peace—
LONDON — Candy magnates,
in convention, agreed that people
are no longer interested in candy
boxes decorated with pretty girl
feces. The people want cows.
By Ted Cook
FFONT RUNNER IN THE I
ALL-AMERICAN DERBY!
Thit i» Abe Ur***,
id** man for 6m*u**< ,“1*'
■nick 4c Gimmick, wko ««■ *•
htr* 0170010*1 nor* radio pr*"
from tkoo any other tone**
in tko oroo bounded by
boundoriet of the building >«
which Gimmick, Gimmick ■
Gimmick hare their off**
Right now, Mr. Loreoo _>» *J*
•orbad in whot ho coll* Project
B-7564-A, which, when tr*‘«
through hit intrieoto office no
moont tfcot he’d like to haft •»
idea to toll to Pritco Htir L*r«
Co.. Ltd. Mr. Lar.en ha» !«»•
without food or tleep for •«*»
nightt and half » day »■* '
about ready to prepare what
call, a “Preliminary ?/**•»“•
tion of Project B-7S64-A J*
Pritco Hair Lard Co., Lj“
Hit brochure will, he *ay*> *
the romantic ttory of htir I*'
through the age*,” and prj>P°
that the concern buy op '
work time for three night*
week, and let ttation. go «*«»“
for two hour, after the *
nouncer .ay., “The.e momen
of peace and re.t are »»«•
possible by Pri.co Hair Urd Cm
Ltd.”
“S o m e
people who
keep talk
ing about
capital
and labor
haven’t
had much
e x p e r i
ence with
either.”
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
You’re u cracked as «»
Liberty Bell. Father D,rtn
wasn’t even ronnin* 1
ident! _