THIMBLE THEATRE A Hair-Raising Discovery. By E. C. SEGAR POPPA. WANTS *tO AST VA SUMPlK V0U AN ME, HAS BEEN \ SEPEPATED/ 50UONCj?/< >VJ COME | SECRET AGENT X-9 A Clean Sweep. By CHARLES FLANDERS 4o X'9 woe NOT \ SEEN THE LOST OF Wifi ty/o FPI6ND5 . OFTEP RLt ... BILD/5 TRVIN6 TO TELL IN R MINUTE WHAT IT TOOK HIM R 0flV ttt *D 1 I KNOW WWCTT It> LIKE TO DO__ BE A 6-WOMAN f SOROy THAT '& BLONDIE By CHIC YOUNG Hn 1 m 1 p - $ ♦.* ip SMI r^"-T >(■ < ' { ITS THE J BROOM *■ :■' VMAN By CARL ANDERSON HENRY CUCKoo CUCKOO JUST KIDS By AD CARTER HE SETS INTO EVERYTHING!^ YUH! IWONIDER IP THAT YOUNG OKIE ymr\ is Tweouew sweeping -7 THE FLOORP TILLIE THE TOILER Exhausted Patience. By WESTOVER i caMe im to Sav v* sorry fon. THE WAV I ACTED "THE OTHe^ DAV. t I-r-—-—c VmHO -ivucr <300C>-L00K.VM<3 vftDUNJ6 DOCTDfe ~n-V\T \aAS iaj OPFlCE r •> I KJ^OVU, BUT » VAVWTtO'Cti l<NOVAJ ms MAME,Kfi»C-.ARE VOO HIDING SOMETHING FRtOIM ME CoA.1% STilL HAVE A SLI't' in ■Cut BACK PLACED ORIGINALLY SO ■fftAT' IN HORSEBACK RIDING -rtlEV WOULD NOT SPLIT FITTING OVER THE SADDLE BACK T*IE WORLDS EARLIEST KNOWK PHYSICIAN IS shown on This stamp OF EGYPT'—/92a COOK-COOS By Ted LESSON NUMBER ONE IN FREE CHARM rasa Notes Today wo pretent Lecture Number One, in Bella’e free count in Char harm dt Pereonality. By A. BELLA, ‘Society’s Darling; Playmate of Royalty Everywha ' I hardly know whero to begin in my talk* to the (real i audience. A* I always say, it is easy to get up steam if T1 look at a person and see whether he or she is a skeptic, r" or a self-confident know-it-all with a chip on his shoulder, unseen audience is a horse of another color. Auntie B. want to talk over your heads, nor does she want to hold so high that the dog won’t jymp. You understand my du I am sure. If you don’t, you certainly lack charm. Now charm, as 1 understand it, means to enchant, fai bewitch, allure, enrapture and all that stuff. To a w®"1*1 important, and if 1 am mistaken I hope somebody will frsssl! me I am nuts. Assuming 1 am not far off in my analysis, r then taka tho first step, in the hops that you will follow ms. journey up to tho dixzy heights of social success. How’s your poise? That’s what 1 want to know. standing waiting for a bus or something, do you slouch building, see-saw from heel to toe, or look like you was a » rag? Then, friends, you’re got to learn poise. , A good way to correct bad poise (I could make a P““ *! time nor space does not permit) is to practice in * .er0 , n car. Grab the hanger with one paw, stretch yourself to tu and then, with lorgnette in the other hand, nose and chi survey those about you. Keep aloof. If someone step* * puppies, practice chilling them with a cold stare, or mutter but do not cry out in pain. If a man trie* to flirt, rejard > would a serpent—look him right in the eye. Stare him ou . him. When he asks your telephone number, bite the l°w** the head. Pivot and start reading the display cards as was hurt. And then— (Continued Tomorrow.) lip, I ANTICLIMAX (Personal—Saturday R*Tiew.) SUGGESTIONS WANTEDI Where and how can woman, 50, earn living? Good health, happy, not bad-looking, Re publican. Bor 5r-3-B. Willie wanted to dance and sing Like Fred Astaire and Crooner Bing. lie went on the air with Major Bowes; Bong! went the gong—and Bowes held his nose. —Eddie Sacks. FOOTBALL GLOSSARY' BENCH WARM EH A •ub*"1 BREATH. Tlm« 0"' „ h-ltM BREATHER. CHAIN OANO. Th; '” ,* chain for menaortnf tan J Cl-OCK. A food f1 CENrEEEMB. A h ’f'1, 'hrtBrC CRASH HAT. A f®0**’11 „^a»t. COBBIXG.^JRnrrioe^®1' opl "'“'tin “pi"*: Wr<7 ptorln*. DIGITS. Nninber* of are on their icrarj* DIMMT HARK. >• for tneklini i>r’r Return poatnae n*!! a K

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