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By CHIC YOUNG
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The Protection Of A Promise.
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p-rtie stamps oetSe
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:OOK~COOS By Ted Cook I
Criminologist, addressing In*
tcrnational Polica Chief* in
Kansas _ City, advances theory
that sail deficiences in Middle
West may produce food which
in. turn stimulates “emotional
misbehavior,” i.*., crime.
Alibi, 1937: “It mast ha
something I ate."
This certainly complicates
things. A hungry man may oat
corn on tho coo, and conse
quently rob n bank. Or eat
peas, and merely cut n traffic
button.
And all along most of us have
had tha silly notion that it’s the
fellow who hasn’t been eating
who gets emotionally upset.
• • •
AMERICA, 1917
(W Tears Ajco Column—
learner Democrat.)
Our friend Dan Boss went up
to Kansas City with Ed Stephens
and the two drove down Sunday
in a new 1917 Ford. Dan is the
first member of the post office
crowd to bloom out in a new
car. We can see the rest of the
bunch sidling up, honeying
around him, already, with an
eye on a Sunday trip. But Dan
has lust about enough folks to
fill a Ford car and we’re fig
uring they won't be left at home.
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liittle Willie, playful rat,
Broke two eggs in Papa’s hat.
Mama said, “That's fine, my
pet:
Now we'll have an omelette.”
—Dorothy M. Kauffman.
• • •
VAGABONDES
DICTIONARY (1610)
SIMON SOONE AGON—I. he.
that when his mayster hath
anything to do, ha wil hide
him out of tho way. This is a
loytring knana that wil hido
him in a corner and sleeps or
els ran away.
GREENE WINCHARD—Greene
Winchard is he that when his j
hose, is broken and hang# out ;
at his shoes, he will put them ;
into his shoes againe with a
stick, but he will not amend 1
them. This is a slouthfull I
knaue, that had leauer go lyke :
a begger than cleanly.
PROCTOUR — Prectour is he
•bat will tarry aleng, and
bring a lye, when his maister
seadath him on his errand.
This is a stibber gibber knaue.
that doth fayae tales,
s ■ •
Lives of great men oft re
mind us
We can live much safer i
lives '
Taking only gals who mind us
For our helpmates aiul our
Ihfc. Jrive». w'v ^
MONEY SAVED TS
MONEY EARNED
Expart Makes Unexpected
Leap Toward Bal
anced Budget
It is no *ecret in Wa*hing‘.*>'
efficiency circle* that Badh*i»
B. Badham, of Badham, Bad
ham A Badham, ha* been call**
in to affer suggestions an ho*
to balance the budget by 1996.
Indeed, Badham ha* mad*
recommendation*, which, if
adopted, will save million* *"d
millions and million* of dollar*’
As money saved is money esmed,
these amount* can be added t*
the government income. In *horj,
Mr. Badham suggest* that *!'
relief workers now on th# roll*
be signed np in one big ubiob,
which, to avoid bad feeling, «'l
be called the 5u*pen*ion Bridg*
Painters' Union. All member*
will then bo set to work pai"'
ing suspension bridge*. But th*
peculiar merit of the Badh»»
plan is that the painter* will ut*
dry brushes and will not (*»’•
paint in their bucket*. * "'*
economy, he estimate*, *"
amount to $311,000,000 hefor*
January 1 . . . which is » **•'
saving, even in government cir
cles. A happy aspect of th
whole proposal i* that bridg
paint, if used, would be «*Pe*'
sive paint — which make* •»
saving even more dramatic.
Simila from Lao Raitmao—
Self-conscious as a short I
escorting a tall woman.
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"I’ll have no thirktr.
in the squad rooms listenmi
tho radio and
reading tho
n a wo pa port
when they
should he out
lighting
erime." — Lewis !•
N. Y. Police Comm
Va/enf""’
FAMOUS LAST
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your winning*.
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