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CHARM LESSON NO. VI
By COUNTESS BELLA-BELLA,
Formerly Engaged to the Fifth
Earl of Doreet-on-Dor eet.
Twice a week, and tometime*
let* often than that, I feel that
I should unbolt tha door* of my
palatial kitchenette apartment
and permit my Charm Course
students to file in, one by one,
for a look>see. You of my un
seen audience should know how
Aunt Bella—bey pardon. Count
ess Bella-Bella — tidies up her
abode. This wild passion for
order and neatness has played
no small part in building up the
international legend that the
American Countess Bella-Bella
is a homebody.
Once a week, come Thursday,
I I straighten things around—
fold up the wall bed, swing it
into the closet and slam the
door. .Then I look for dog ears
and ripples in the rug—smooth
them out with my footie. I
straighten pictures on the wall
and go into tha bathroom, tak
ing care to pick up bath towels,
and suspend them neatly on a
wire, cord or any rope will do.
Wot ’kerchiefs, newly washed,
are slapped onto tha tile wall.
This save* ironing.
1 suppose you lack-wits are
impatient because 1 stress neat
BUS AND OTIS
(Lamar. Mo.. Democrat.)
Bus Hagins and Otis Tip
ton were arguing Saturday
evening as they stood on the
northwest corner of the
square, when Bus slapped Otis.
Bus was taken to the Cooler
for a while and released.
• • •
“I think
life is very
much like a
merry - go
round. You
don’t know which horse you
have to ride.”
—Wampr Baxter.
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Revise—
As a man thinketh so ha is
befuddled.
Simile from Vivienne LaFone—
Prophetic s- r’l-uniatiam.
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Little Willie, keen for burn
min’,
Took his Mother out a slum
mi n
Ma said, “Willie, ain't this
good!
“We're down in Pa’s old
neighborhood.”
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ness. You want to know alx
clamor. Wall, my answer
"Hold jrour horses. Aaat B«
will cross that bridge when i
cornea to it.” The point in, fii
arrange a netting or baekgroe
for your magnetic persons!'
Make yourself worthy of t
role you wish to play in lit
glittering mello - drama. Afl
you hare done this, I will
cusa yachting and all that «t«
and the part it play* in interr
tional affairs. Until then, a*
say on the Reriera, “Wi Gaiti
HARD TO SPEND
Easy to spend
And hard to
earned.
That everybody
think to!
Bat i$n‘t tot
A penny is
hard to tpendei
"tholight"
more than billion■
_T. S. Nakanfc
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A patent has been issued
Washington to the inventor
a walking stick with a mot
horn in the handle.
The height of somethin* t
other would he a pedeitm
with a honking cane trym*^
outgame a truck at an interne
tion. -
Or trying to run down a ta
drirer. „ , ,
WITH* H 't FA IE
Bar rail.
Stout ale.
Froth frail,
Cocktail.
Wattail,
No kale.
Jail, hail * '"' writtt
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FAMOUS LAST «ORDS
We woiiT Quarr-I
money, AVner. All | ,
that yon Hsn
ray attorney ihJn.iE re»
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All out—sreong
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