[wfjo 10 Ihe curolin^j journal ;j[jril 22,1970
Times, They Are A’
★★★ This Week ★★★
by mike mcculley
Changing....
Lead Leaders.... women use charge accounts on the spree ot the
moment.... next week, food buffs, SAGA will offer your choice of
Chicken Grease (called Greece) or Braised Beef Stake (called steak).
More dum-dum for your tum-tum.... the attempt to establish a Sexual
Freedom League branch at UNCC has failed. An organizer said he
attributed the demise of the fledgling branch to a "lack of group
participation." Somebody is a dirty old man....
Another "Me-Too" Drug.... EVERYBODY'S MONEY (Spring '70), a
consumer guide, has exposed another sham in the drug business. A new
analgesic-stimulant (translation: pain-reliever plus pick-me-up) is on the
market promising, in $3 million worth of advertising, that it "helps
soothe away headaches; brightens your spirits; lifts your mood." It'll
lift your money too, says E. M. For more than 4c a piece, they're
offering tablets consisting of aspirin and caffeine. I'll stick with Bayer
and a cup of coffee myself,...
Hindsight.... a slight correction about those unmentionables in
Sanford Hall: they don't wear panties still, but they do throw 'em....
actually, it was nice to see there's life in Moore boys after all, but sorry
‘bout that one fella's broken toe. Hope it was worth it....
Confetti.... no advice is all bad. Even a broken watch has the right
time twice a day.... Remarked Tom Edison on his phonograph
invention: "God invented the talking machine. I only invented the first
one that can be shut off."
Musical Messages.... a new group releasing an album on April 15 for
Roulette is MorganMasonDowns and one-third is local boy, Joe Mason.
Their sounds are mellow, folk-like and soft; MMD should be big....
Reminder: Don't miss this weekend's UNCC Folk Festival; everybody
and their bird will be there....
Tower Topics.... suggestion overheard for the Belk Tower that didn't
make it into the suggestion box: Play on the bells "Belk In The Sky"
and see what the spirit savs; or, make picture i postcards and ship
them to Borneo and Africa for use in fertility rites. The symbolism
should do the trick.... Most-oft asked question: What's it good for?....
Least-oft asked question: Who built that thing?.... Some enterprising
brave soul will certainly scale, the tower in the days ahead and place a
sign at the top or some such memorable action. Some things are
inevitable....
A Life In The Day Of.... Overheard two coeds, as usual, discussing
men. One stated, "Men are all alike." The other coed, from the
deep South, replied, "Men are all Ah like too.".... After Apollo XIII,
it's clear if man were meant to fly he'd been born with wings.... divorce
is just an expensive method of birth control.... What if "Midnight
Cowboy" had been titled "Nighttime Horserider?" Not the same
thought, is it?
Sign of the Times.... remarked a noted fashion observer: "The
lingerie business is fairly stable. Women are wearing the same thing in
brassieres! this year."....
Tid Bits To Dawdle Wits With.... Before a woman says "I do" she
often says "I won't." After she says "| do," she has a headache....
American Section.... Governor Maddox, your ax handles are ready....
Martha Mitchell, your mouthwash is ready... Judge Blackmun, your
number is up....
Incidental Intelligence, Campus Division.... a group of UNCC
students are planning to revive the old practice of seeingi how many
they can stuff into a telephone booth. The problem? How do you
stuff people into a wall phone? That's all we got out here....
Pollution Particles.... R. Dumalski, Jr.: "When I was in Los Angeles
recently, the air pollution was so thick I saw kidsl building a smog
man."....
Parting.... a girl should not look expectant if she wants to get
married.... do you call refusing a gay proposal a mansion?.... Toddles,
gang
Wednesday, April 22 *EARTH DAY — MAN
AND HIS ENVIRONMENT: HOPE FOR LIFE
Class Officer Nominations. Union Lobby. 9
a.m. - 3 p.m.
Piedmont Urban Policy Conference.
U-209-210. 9:30 a.m.-3 p.m.
Fencing Club. U-233. 11:30 a.m.
Voting for UNCC Flag. Cafeteria Lobby.
11:30 a.m. -1 p.m.
Lecture: Carl L. Klein, Assistant Secretary of
the Interior:
"Everyone Has a Roll in Cleaning Up the
Environment." Parquet Room. 11:30 a.m.
Enviromental Teach-In Luncheon.
U-231-232. 12:30 p.m.
"The Human Environment." Room C-120. 2
p.m.
"The Visual Environment." Room C-122. 2
p.m.
"The Physical Enviroment." Room C-120.
3:30 p.m.
"The Technological Environment." Room
C-122. 3:30 p.m.
Delta Phi Zeta. U-233. 4 p.m.
Lecture and Slide Presentation by Crutcher
Ross, Chief Designer of Sugar Creek Renewal
Project: "The Sugar Creek Renewal Project."
Parquet Room. 7:30 p.m.
Thursday, April 23 Class Nominations. Union
Lobby. 9a.m. -3p.m.
Student Advisory Committee. U-209-210.
11:30 a.m.
Russian Embassy Lecture by Yri Babenka.
U-231-232. 11:30 a.m.
Retreat Committee. N.W. Lounge. 3:30 p.m.
Friday, April 24 Class Nominations. Union
Lobby. 9 a.m.-3 p.m.
South Vietnam Embassy Lecture.
U-209-210. 11:30 a.m.
Student Advisory Committee. U-231-232.
11:30 a.m.
Beta Pi Auction. Cafeteria. 11:30 a.m.
National Association of Social Workers
Spring Institute. NW Lounge and Parquet
Room. 12 Noon - 5 p.m.
Saturday, April 25 American College Testing.
C-122. 8 a.m. - 1 p.m.
Folk Concert: Doc Watson, Gordon
Lightfoot, Tom Rush. State Fair Pavilion. U.S.
21. 6:15 p.m.
Sunday, April 26 UNCC Art Society Exhibit
and Sale. Parquet Room.
BULLETIN BOARD
Fencing Club
The Fencing Club will meet today at 11:30
a.m. in U-233.
Delta Delta
New officers for Delta Delta Sorority were!
elected last week. Julia Ginsberg was elected
president. The other officers include Cathy
Jonson, vice-president; Brenda Hartman,
recording secretary; Melanie Wilson,
corresponding secretary; Perry Anderson,
treasurer; Susie Bright,, historian; La Vera
Farnsworth, parliamentarian; and Vicky Rowe,
chaplain.
Class History
Any Senior interested in writing the history
of the Class of 1970 should contact Charlie A.
Brown 334-243).
Senior Class. Banquet
The second annual Senior Class Banquet will
be held in the Parquet Room at 7:30 p.m. on
May 8, 1970. Dinner will be followed by a
short program. Afterwards, a band will provide
music for dancing. Tickets a e $3.00 per
person. They are presently on sale (through
May 6) at the office of the Dean of Students.
There will be Spring Art Exhibit and Sale on
Sunday, April 26th from 12 until 5 p.m. The
exhibit, purchase awards, and public
reception, will be held in the Student Union
Parquet Room. All entrees will be judged on
Thursday, April 23rd. For more information,
contact the Art faculty, or the UNCC Art
Society.
MEET THE
CANDIDATES
The UNCC Young Democrats Club is
sponsoring "Coffee with the
CANDIDATES" Tuesday from 7 until 9
p.m. Democratic primary candidates have
been invited. Everyone at UNCC is
encouraged to come.
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