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pHITLOCRICHHOfsRVA 18 old On To Umil ou see what a dollar will do in our Hue. Emy one is gtfitiug lui v. duo for cveiy cent they leave at our &ture. WE ARE CLOSING OUT WE ARE CLOSING OUT Ti.f n in innlof of our S immer goods ( ci, w (1 inviti; our friends and patrons n''l; bargains io our line. OTT3R STOCK -'" SHOES fa oiiij.U-tf in every detail and consist only of sucb jjoo-ls thit we cm ful v . ivi- vitisfaclion. We have them for LADIES, 3I EN MI5SK3. HOY;? i TiMKKX. ami at this time xre prepared to off r mm-iipl b r abe. ;-v .'.'i.i.'i mi8 tii opponn'iity but cume at ence. ISo trouble tu bh; , .), : ! ''. in 11 I ;o buy. TV.ih Front iJnrf. one drr So AltSOlVTrTEIV PKEE OP CHARGE, provided yon exhibit it to your triends and use Tour influ ence in securing im future orders. This will be a uainple portrait and wortu $25.00. Cut this out and return it to U8 with your photographs, with your name and address back of photos, so we can ship your portrait accordingly. Address vonr letters to TAXUU JrJKEV l'OKTKAIT SOCIET1, 71 JJeKALli AVUKUUKLYN, N. Y. Our work ran be seen In the homes of some of the most Prominent people In the United Statew, viz. : Hit Kminenee 1'urdlnul tllbbonw, Rev. T. eltt Tulmaee, ex-Oovernor .1. Thnyrr of rlruku ; Mm. T. 'rlp, wife of Hon. C.T.CrlBii, Speaker of the House of KepreMOutativeH, W'aMhlngtOD, .'., and many other. Iteler you to all hankt and rommrrclul aieneles In .New York and Brooklyn and all exprvttM companies throuichout the United States. Trr"For sample t" our work we refer you to the editor of this paper. Our IS NOW READY, and is generally conceded that we have outdone ourselves this season in the attractiveness of . Our Dress Goods Department, to which our shelves and counters will bear testimony. They are loaded with ail the NOVELTIES of the season, all of which goods will be sold at Lower Prices than ever before known iu the history of the Dry (Joods limb iu fiohlsboro. Our Stock of Clothing is Immense. Yea is id experience have taught us where to buy. how to buy and what to buy. When you see the display we are making in this line you will promptly admit :lnt it is easily ahead of anything of the kind we ever a; tempted. The prices are :is capli vatiu- :,s the. styles. You will be :iMonihed at our prices in comparison with other clothing dealers, and you will be equally surprised at the line workmanship of'our garments. GEWTS' FURNISHING GOODS o: every kind, and the most varied sto.de ever hown here, at astonish!,, low prices. All the goods we sell are strictly reliable, and in no instance will we be undersold in any line of goods we carry. We make A SPECIALTY IN SHOES. in Ladie', (ieuts' and Children's HAND MADE Shoes. We carry cele brated makes in that line, ail of which are fully warranted to give satis-faction. iC?"inni mi:i stock of APPRECIATED.-? Call and cxamim r stock. No trouble, to show goods, for we are fully convinced that if you look you will buy ..nd that is what we want. C. KERN SCO. " ' ''-I- snrcor to r it r 1 1 r 'a 1 li rrST" We Have - - A GOOD THING. You Want - - A GOOD THING. Old Virginia Cheroots. FIVE for TEN CENTS. Cigars as good COST i TEN CENTS APIECE, j Your Money iu oider to make room for our i ew Fi.1 to c '11 at once and secure rare ta i vain BIZZELL, SUGGS & CO., th of Sutunui field's Finiiituu i?t ie FO u SO DAYS. In order to introduce onr Crayon Portrait! in your vicinity, and thus create a demand for our work, we make you the following bona tide offer iSeml us ai;ood photograph, or a tintype, or a iujnerreot.vpe. of yourself or any member of your family, livintr or dead, anil we will make yon one of ourtineut LlKISIrR A YOV PlIRTK A ITS Winter Stock hats must re si-i: n to rf THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PfiliSi. Both Happy Who Knows? One Ad mirable Tratt tereotypeil He trenched. Too Soon Etc., Mtc. In search of fortutn for my love I started oft to roam; We're marriet now, andl bless om lot I got a girl abroad, she got The clerk I left at home. Naw York HeralJ. WHO KKOWS? Tom "Whose umbieila iu t'aat you are carrying?"' Jack "I'm sure I don't know. Tt'.s one you lent me the other evening. ' Yar.kee Blade. STEUEOTTPtD. She "Dear me, this is so sudden. Give me time to think," He "Well, perhaps I have been a lit. tie impetuous, but I knew you were get ting impatient." New York Herald. UNEXPECTED. . Frank Frankleigh "Yes, Mis? An tique, to be fraak with you M Miss Antique (with a chirp) "Oh, Mr. Frankleigh, of course you may be Frank with me but this is so sudden." New York Weekly. ON1S ADMIRABLE TRAIT. "Mr. Goslinguead is very sinurt, d:u't you think?" "No. Why he never even opens his mouth." "But that's just where he's so smart?'1 New Y'ork Sun. ACCEPTED HIS OFFEH. "Can't I sell you that monkey, sir?" said the fancier. "No, indeed, you cau't. I'd give ten dollars not to have him." "Thank you kindly, sir. Where shall I send the bill?" Judire. LUCK OF A STAY-AT-HOME. Kosalie "How did that awfully plain girl make such a jood marriage?" Grace "Why, she stayed at home one summer, and every man she ever met called there, because everybody else was away." Frank Leslie's Weekly. RETRENCHED TOO SOON'. Clara "Why did you break your en gagement with George? He used to bring you such delicious candy 1" Dora "Yes, used to; but since I ac cepted him, he's been bringing me the twenty-five cent kind." New York Weekly. TWO SIDES TO THE 8T0KY. .Taggles "When his wife died the old fellow fell in love with his housekeeper. His family looked unou it as a domestic affliction." Waggles "While the housekeeper, no doubt, regarded it as a master pas siou." New York Sun. PUEPAUIXt: FOU CONTINGENCIES. "One question more," said Van Sieeck, after selecting an engagement ring. "Well, sir?" replied the jeweler. "If this engagement should result in marriage, I suppose I could have this stone taken out and a genuine diamond of the same size put in?" Puck. A LOVELY HOl'SE. Little Boy "Oh, ma, this new house is just lovely. Me an' Sis has been bav in' such fuu." Mother (who lias followed the last load of furniture in a drenching shower) "I am glad you like it." Little Boy "It's grand! Th' roof leaks all over, an me an' Sis has been playin' 'Noah's Ark.'" Goad News. NOT EXACTLY THE SAME. Mrs. Huckstep (at the reception) "I am surprised to see you looking so thin. Mr. Leezer. My son George spoke of you the otner day as feeling quite ruj- gecl. Miss Huckstep (so artlessly)--" Why, no, mamma. Don t you reolleot. What George said was that Mr. Lezer told him he was feeling pretty rocky." i;nicag iriouue. TOO BUSINESSLIKE. "I tell you," he said disconsolately, "women are altogether too businesslike nowadays." "What's the matter?" "I proposed to the heiress yesterday." "Did she accept, you?" "No. She took out her notebook, wrote my name and address in it and said she would eonsid-r my application." Washiugtoa'I'ost. SlillO COMIC. "f her'.rd a queer story about that n.ouurtiiii over youder from your native driver to-day."' "What was that?" "A young la ly and geatlenm in went out for a walk on that hill; they went up higher and higher.aud never came back again." "Dear me: what became of the un happy pair?" "l'hey went do.vnoa the other side." THE LORD AXD THE LADDIE. At a small loch, ibout twenty-five miies iroai t ic to.vn of Aberdeen, a cer i.im L rd li. ..as watched while tisain by a sT:e;-Hr.; :id"Trt-nir a neVIoTor over two hours, iiur.n- which time his Lord ship did not. c.itc!i a single fish. Gectiu rather annoye 1, a-a ldresscd the bov "I My, my little lad, do Vo r know if there are any fish in the pond?"'" UVI, yt-r Lordship," th- brjy reolied, if there is ouy they must biavvfu' s na cmm.- there wis ,Ha waiter then- tae it rained yeater.iay." TJ-,itoa Globe. I!E KNEW imr. The tailor i.c'ver dii know how he lo maci to yet the young man to pay NU. but it emus ti cass in two or I WAS TAKEN WITH THE FAMILY An excellent story of onr man who did not believe that marriage .vas a failure is told in Missouri at the expense of the once famous Governor of that State, Claiborne F, Jackson, wh so the story runs, married hvo sister. After one wife had died and bean aicurcoi he married the second of the "shier?", who also died. He then courted and won the third sister and nhe also followed the first two. He gained the fourth sister with the same unhappy result, and then applied to his many time, or to be exact, fourfold father-in-law for the fifth and last of his girls. Some of his alliaities were widows ere he transformed them from weeping Niobes to willing bride;, but a little thing like that could not deter this persistent Benedict. The father of these girls was very deaf, and when the request foi the hand of the fifth was made, the following dialogue is reported to have passed be tween them: "I want Lizzie!'1 "Eh?" "I want vou to let me have Eliz a beth." "Ob, vou want Lizzie, do vou; what for?" "For my wife." "For life?" "I want to marry her." "Oh, yes, just so; I hear you, boy." "I'm mighty glad you do," muttered the Governor. "Well," responded the old ra?.n, "you needn't holler so that the whole county can hear you. Well, yes, you can have her. You've got the whole of them now, my lad; but, for gooduess sake, if anytime; havens to the poorj iniuided girl, don't you come back after the old woman. You hear me now?" And the Governor promised solemnly that he would not. New York Herald. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. The average m m has 2,301,000 pores Vin his skin. About eiut specie? of whale are known on the California coist. An opal weighing one poui l and a quarter has recejtly bcaa tike.iout of an Idaho mine. The Ivrupp works in Essen, Germany, contain 2512 furn ices. Tnese onsuuu 1G65 tons of coal and coke daily. A horse will eat in a year nine times his own weight, a co.v nine time', and an ox six times and a sheep six times. Iu speaking of the solidbication of a body by cooling. Professor Dewar says that water can be m tde to become so'.id by the evaporation of u quarter of its weight. San Franc'sco, Cab, has an earthquake-proof hotel. It is constructed of iron and in the foim of two hollo v squares, oue within tiie other, arranged so as to biace each other. It is said that a natural deposit of a material capable of use as a polishing powder for metals has besa discovered near Walcha, New South Wales, and that it is being introduce I on the mar ket. Not earthworms but ants are the soil tillers of parts of Soutnera Africa. Ant hills exist hr millions, each covered by soil so fertile that a common saying is that an ox can l;e pastured on an aul hill. Sleeping in the light of the mrn ;when it is near tae full is siid to ba in jurious, especially near the tropics. It has uu effect where the direct rays do not fall on thj heil or eyes of th sleeper. Among birvJs that ha73 the po.ver ol imitation the parr.it is toe best; bur, a a matter of tact, its voice is deeidelly inferior to that of the mynah, a unetsic of starlin g. Curiomly enough, the mil bird speiks in a hili, cle.r tone, lint that of a child, while the female has a grull voice. Au. English scientist has male a calcu lation about the time it will tace to rill the world with all the pople it will hold. The present population of the globe is supposed to be about 1,457, 000,000, and he 2stimate3 that the max imum of the inhabitants that can be sus. tained on the entire land surface of tho earth is 5,941,003,000, nod tint tuii figure will be reached A. D. 2072. The cable way at the Deer Park group of mines near Descauso, Cab, broken iu a singular manuer recently! It has a single span of 4450 leet. Tn, tension is twenty ton, and the loads ari 120-pound sacks of ore from the mine on the mountain side to the mills below. Just after an extra bird shake in th? series of earthquakes there it parted. Is is supposed thaK the vibrations, coming from each end of the line, met in tut centre and caused the breaif. Castle Garden, New York City, well known as a depot of immigration, is to be transformed into an aquarium at a cost of $150,003.. There will be a tank for smaller fish, and a special feature iu the shape of Inrge pools or ponds for .harks and othev large, Uaazerou fUhv tbreo yearFthat 'He did, "and one day, perhaps a month after that happy event, the young man came to see him. "What will you charge me," he in quired, confidently, "for a suit of clothes t Something real nice, don't you know." The tailor calculated for a minute or 10. "Weil." he said, "I guess abou $37n. "What?" and the young mau's mout 2ew opf-o. "About $375," repeated the ta'di. calmly. The young man leaned up against a pile of cloth to regain ms composure. "How much for cash?" he inquired in a subdued tone. The tailor brightened u;. "Oh, about ) or 55' b" he said cheerfully, and the you ig man talked out. Detroit Free Press. THE TALK OF IS Large and Handsome Stock 1892. OOP 1892. spriqs m sunt Gooes They are the Pick of the Market r.nd every single piece has been carefully selected with reference to t'iiy LADIES' TRADE of this city and section. I have just returned li la tho Northern fashion centres where I secured Unprecedented Bargains in the lines of Dress Goods, White Goods, Flounc ings, Laces, Embroideries, Ham burgs, Lawns, Challies, Trim mings, Silks and Satins. AU these goods have been BOUGHT FOR THE SPOT' CASH and as I received a remunerative discount on the transaction, we are able to sell our customers every single yard of goods at the exact wholesale figures, that means at the Fame figures as they were billed to me. IN CLOTHING AND SHOES "WE HAVE GOT THE DROP On our competitors this season. We have Clothing to fit and suit most everybody and anybody. In quantity, quality, variety and cheapness, they cannot be surpassed by any leading bouse in the Slate. Our Stock of Shoes for LADIES, MEN, MISSES and CHILDREN" is something of which wo a iv proud of. Ever' pair was made especially for us and fully war routed. In sty If and cheapness the- can't be beat. GENTS" FURNISHING GOOD in the latest styles and novelties. In this line we can offer special induce ments, as we have secured real and genuine bargains. Straw and Felt Hats, in the latest shapes and in endless variety at prices never before heard of It will do your heart good to look at them, no matter if you want to buy or not. If you only will visit rar vast establishment you will readily confers, if you take a look on the overloaded shelves, that wo keep the largest and best selected stock of goods in the city and perhaps in the State, and will sell them as low or lower than any house who docs an Honest, Straightforward Business. We don't mislead the public by promising to sell goods at half their value, any person with common sense knows that can't be done, but, wo do promise to sell them at WHOLESALE PRICES. and will guarantee satisfaction in every respect. WE WANT YOTJ TO BEAD every advertisement in this paper. We want you to visit every reputable dealer in our line, get their prices, examine their goods, then come to u before you buy. You will then be posted, and can better appreciate the Genuine and Rare Bargains we are offering to all alike. Afraid of losing customers by this liberal advice? .Bless you no I It is just as natural for you to drift back inw the safefct harbor as it is for rivers to seek the sea. It Will ie of Interest to dealera to call and examine our stock. In variety and prices we ar able to offer better inducements than ever before. SSrOrders by mail will receive Prompt and Careful Attention. The Original Leader of Low Prices GOLDSBORO, N. C. THE MY ! ! OUR - -:o: -:o:
The Goldsboro Headlight (Goldsboro, N.C.)
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