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The Servant Problem.
Josh Wink in Baltimore American.
Consider now the servant question.
Verily, it is not the men who go
forth and grab railroads and factories
that cause the most worry in the heart
of man.
Nay, and neither is it the trust Dor
the syndicate that loseth a man's job
ior him and cuteth his wages in two,
chat handeth him the greatest buccb
of sorrow.
Surely, the servant question is the
one that bringeth the gray hairs and
maketh the wrinkles.
For the servant goes abroad in the
land, seeking what she may devour.
She getteth a job as a cook and the
flour bill goeth up as high as the
monument, and the Sugar Trust de
clareth dividends very week because
sh bnyett- sc mvch.
She useth more coffee for a family
of two than the boss cook of a circus
taketh for all his men.
She burneth the steak and she bring
eth on the roast when it is scorched
to a hardwood nni sh.
She maketh pie that no man can
eat and call his life his own .
And she casteth biscuits that linger
in the bosom of the eater thereof.
And when one speaketh to her, that
she refrain from wasting food and
that she cook better.
Telling her that it is no longer the
fashion tc turn meat and to provide
building brick biscuit.
She looketh askance at him.
Yea, she looketh at him with the
comer of her eye, and she frowneth
upon him.
And she telleth him to take himself
unto the outside or she will disarrange
his countenance with a roliing pin.
And he goeth out with speed.
And that same day he readeth a
poem about lovely woman.
And wondereth in his heart if th.
poet ever saw a cook.
Verily, it is greatly to be wished and
much to be desired.
That the time may yet come when
the women and the daughters of wo
men. Will cease from following after the
false goods of literature, and will turn
their backs upon the delights of the
clubs.
And will no more read papers upon
the soul and beauty of life.
But will turn their minds to compos
ing symphonies In coffee
And lyrics in biscuits and harmonies
in steak.
For then man, poor man.will not feci
like unto a canned junk shop when he
hath finished his meal.
And life will not be one long vista
of armorplate bread and disconsolate
pie.
Yea, brethren, mankind needs more
cooks and fewer historical romances;
More artists with the range, and
fewer papers on the Inner conscious
ness; For what kind of an inner conscious
ness hath the man who hath fed upon
cold coffee and boardwalk meat,
And hath then been Hung from the
kitchen.
And sworn at by the cook?
Verily, the servants question is the
one that hath two miles of interrog
tion points after it.
And there is no answer to it.
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The man who "trusts nobody" may
be pursuing a safe course, but it must
lc lonesome.
Whenever a church member gues
wrong every bad man regards it as a
personal triumph.
Rest
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i to do as much work,
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ever did. Delays are dangerous, j
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