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THE PINEHURST OUTLOOK I W WW Zi. ZiS7 The World's Greatest Hotel The I - .5 1 S ! i Spirit of Good Service and Unequalled Facilities for its Accomplishment Add to these an Unrivaled Location consider that TH E McALPIN is the Largest and Safest Hotel Structure in NEW VORK CITV and you will understand why it Is the most Talked About and Most Popular Hotel in America Today Prices Notably Moderate Broadway at 34th Street (One Block from Pennsylvania Station) L,. m. BOOMER, Managing Director unanimously disregarded even by this enlightened company the very day following. The hit of the evening was made by Channing Wells. It was in refutation of innuendos con veyed by the toastmaster, whose introduction hinted at a coming phenomenon, and in definition gave as an example not a this tle, or a bird, or a cow. No, none of these. But a cow sitting on a thistle singing like a bird. That is a phenomenon. Mr. Wells: "That I may ad dress the ball standing on my head or that I may climb trees in my approach or hoot like an owl may have been maintained by my traducers. But my dear est enemy never went so far as to say that I played golf like a cow singing. Perennial and talented toastmaster, you have joined the forces of the nature fakers. I used to think you were an ardent lover of nature until vve started that fateful game on Number 2. I soon understood why you felt like . a Missouri hreakfast. A Missouri break fast consists of a quart of whis key, a beefsteak and a hound dog." Here James Barber moved the previous question to discover v- hy the hound dog. uTo feed the beefsteak to, of course." This game progressed with an astonishing array of alibis to the th tee. Here friend Boyd's tee s-'iot assumed the aspect of the u ndulating progress of a lame grasshopper for a few fitful jumps. Thinking to encourage him I said: "If I had your tender love for a golf ball Fd chuck that driver and use a feather duster. It would not hurt the ball so much and would get more distance." From there he went into a pit. He went in with a blemish less character playing three, and came out a moral and physical wreck playing nine. He came out with an odd ambiguous sound like a shipload of monkeys in action. When his words were untangled I found he was simply maligning Donald Ross. Distin guishable were such soothing phrases as "Prince of Butchers. Desecrater of scenery. Skinned the North Carolina landscape alive. Time might come when golfers come no more, but thou sands will always flock to see the Grand Canyons of Pinehust. He cares nothing for art spends his time searching for nature's veriform appendix." And all the while the speeches were larded with the chorus of the old songs, gathered en route these many years into the club song book, and led by Barber on the tuneless flute of the salad fork. The members and guests pres ent inculded: T. B. Boyd, Henry C. Fownes, Donald Parson, C. B. Hudson, J. M.Thompson, Charles B. Fownes, J. G. Nicholson, Charton L. Beck er, Wm. C. Fownes, A. I. Crea mer, H. E. Mabbett, R. H. Hunt, Noyes D. Clark, H. P. Hotch kiss, J. Henry Herring, H. I. Thayer, C. H. Lay, H. H. Rack ham, W. L. Milliken, Seward H. Fields, H. W. Ormsbee, F. P. Lee, F. S. Dan forth, Geo. T. Dunlap, J. D. C. Rumsey, G. W. Statzell, Dr. J. S. Brown, Wm. H. Thayer, Dr. C. F. Macdonald, Ralph W. Page, B. Graham, J. E. Pushee, A. L. Carr, W. S. L. Hawkins, Chas. W. Chandlee, E. W. Paige, E. G. Chandlee, Edwin Beach, S. D. Wyatt, Oakley Wood, James Barber, J. R. Bow ker, A. S. Newcomb, T. A. Kelley, Mr. Tiers, Austin L. Sands, H. S. Houston, A. H. Lane, T. H. Hoggsett, W. E. Wells, M. B. Johnson, Marcus Aborn, E. A. Denham, Channing M. Wells, Walter A. Sanford, F. G. H. Fayen, A. M. Seeley, George A. Magoon, Robert Foote, Dr. C. P. Wilson, T. L. Redfield, D. G. Wing, E. M. Slayton, E. J. Pat terson, John P. Stevens, H. W. Priest, F. C. Hall, Geo. D. Buck ley, H. H. Buckley, A. S. Hig gins, Louis Mertz, Chas. S. Waterhouse, Almon C. Judd, C. R. Corwin, E. H. Wiswell, Alex Ross, W. E. Truesdell, Donad J. Ross, Leonard Tufts, Rev. T. A. Cheatham. Official War Pictures (Concluded from page three) thetic eye, what a dramatic story you could tell about the frontier children the adventures and his tory of the five little girls, let us the shadow of the ruined chapel say, thatj lived: one time under now a tarket for tons of dyna mite on the river Somme. Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Linden Smith of Boston will tell the story here in the Carolina Ball Room, Sunday Evening, March 18th at 8 o'clock. Joe Smith is, a distinguished artist, well known, by the whole world not only forj his artistic ability, but as a keen, observer, and a man of great sympathy and influence and humor.. Mrs. Smith is a leader among the women of this coun try in helpful enterprise. They have given their services to the Franco-American committee for the Protection of the Children of the Frontier, and they are work ing with the French Government to this end. Of course they desire to ob tain an interest in these waifs in the Sandhills. But there is no charge for the lecture, and no collection made. And their lec ture is not a sermon or an appeal. It is the dramatic narrative of events and incidents seen by one of the keenest of living observ ers at the front, illustrated by the .official war photographs of the French Government. The Carolina Sunday, March 18th 8.00 p. m. Record of Number Three Parker W. Whittemore of Brookline established a record for course three Wednesday. And at that was putting in the most casual fashion, taking three, shots on four greens, turning 4s into 5s, and on the 15th taking a four after a six-foot tiy for a two. His score was: Out , 4 5 3 4 4 3 3 5 536 In r- 4 4 3 3 3 4 5 3 4 33 69
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