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, LENOIR, N. & Page Six LENOIX NEWS-TOFIC, DECEMBER 23, 1920 A GASOLINE HOBO BLW. L. ENGLAND Th Ex-Dop Editor U T oaring the United SUte Automaton in an the banner mosquito-producing State, tow his cash balances and he seem he put on a clean suit next to him but my friend and I were both of the jb be in good spirits. Before getting and the soile done over that. He pinion that N. J. had nothing on the ou away from my partner and tell- claims there.' just much warmth State we passed thru all f them i g of less interesting things it might in a soiled as in a clean suit, and also apparently had bumper crops. Prob- hi well to mention his system of that if one keeps a clean suit next ably the largest, tho', and the bun- wearing appareL Of course when to him all th ethne he never needs driest were Encountered on the Mis- e started it was warm and one suit a bath. " io oe continued next wet; it; sauri river near Sioux City, la. of underwear was sufficient. But as . . . . An.-i Vaot trAH i At Worthineton. Minn., tne leei ve cumDea tne KocKies ana aavancea 1, d to act to eet a "scrip"" their of my friend, which had been cool-Into Montana extra clothing became j SMOKING ..j fllo pvart Hate thev were ng tor several aays, oecasne icy necessary, lae arjmer we weni ana tftA&- S,he feft me, And thereby I he colder it got the stouter the old aue w gc a Vaiim t e. He received a teleeram ent looked. I savs: Gee. Marshall. .l1!,, t tb h. -medicine"! o come home, and to my dying day c!e top, this trip sure is doing you ; odist minister, as attorney failed to .v r.; urit Hnwn with near-1 1 shall alwavs believe he had it sent I ood. You should loosen up ana . save from hne JJr. Oeorge BUI Meyer, Wr. and. incidentally give the bar himself. The reason for this be- f iance the o be obtained aHais place and oth- r,orning. after a night's battle wrUj rs limiiar was just tnat regarding t ,e see ers and after each meal what doctor had blanks. The price where wed tune t k.m the bugs of a -scrip" was known to be rive: tne fried eggs. U wonder how a ,-h Then we lost the coffee pot lul. ana at tn.s tunc was tne usj.i. and admitted be had been smoking tobacco. He was fined $10 and Two censors, armed with one dox en woolen shawls, were appointed Saturday by Wilbur Glenn Voliva, overseer of Zion, to enforce tho or der against th wearing of ' low. neaked dresses in the Zion taber nacle. The censors are to place a shawl around any tomen who violates th eorder, conduct her from the tab ernacle, and surrender her to a wait ing policeman. A sign has been posted across the a physician, charged with smoking front of the tabernacle warning Zion AND LOW-NECKED DRESSES ARE BANNED A dispatch from Zion, Ills., says efforts of Rev. Mr. O Bnen, a Meth dollar ami Dints w ent to i. - L i. Wl (It) uhii'l oruugui Uie 4aaic uK ..4i . , fiir h, .,-oa l..tt1e . rr-rn.r r,i t-Mtt-h thi' trrouriils It DO- ?rXow when a phyMcian receives came a priceleu necessity every , his blank.-, his practice immediately evenm f.r remov.ng tne bodies ot , ' ...:.) ,,..lem:c the larger insects of the air. (.red-' whole expedition. he, "I just put on on one of the. busiest corners in Zion. wohen against wearing dresses wi th orn emore underwear." I found out Rev. Mr. O'Brien contended that Pa- ,,t iio., ct-irt mnr than tbrep nau wuee suits on ana io more iroimun ijaac xarry, no ninur hik- pppn-p Whpn t'mn rnma fnr a arrest, WflS mi '., v.i. i.j breath due to the m "t k" UUK' uul' ,nsteaa' Bill Meyer took the stand, however. ' parent blouses arrv, who made the i . , , ., , , , isld by congealed ; inches above the ankle- Pen work e cold weather. Dr. I stockings, "X-ray" sleeves or trans- JEFFERSON CONTY, TENN-, FARM ROR SALE'-- I have fat sale 15 farms fn Jeffer son County, Tenn., both largo aad small, well improved, on good Pike Roads, and from one to six miles of good railroad towns,' and can suit most" any one in size, price, terns and location, have a , number of walkout propositions. " If in tho market for a farm write me at one or see S. W. Douglas, Jefferson City, Tenn. - - - JNO. M. PIPERS Greenville, Tenm. 3-t If you have anything to sell try a Want Ad in the News-Topic. They are business-setters. is nothing! i . ... v. ... t nt 'r.'.i i'ir..i.,v til it or niavoe it is jum a wuui i "' . - . ; . ,..u,.v, a,. nV' lasts 'til the blanks are gone compaiea 10 uu ui p say three or four days. Or, until he by night, and they might have ail savs they're all gone as a matter of been utay bugs; we had no way of fact most all of them hold back a telling. But one thing I do know few for patients really needing a the loss of that lid added quite ex stimulant or, in some instance, for tensively to the bug and grasshopper personal use. (casualty list in the various States A little calculation and you hnd .we passed thru., the Washington doctors' yearly in- ell I. what I m trying to say : Af come from liquor alone is $2,000. ,ter fighting skeeters dnnKmg coffee This should pav all expenses and ev-, with the big bugs out and the little en leave a print. Verily prohibition ones in. and when we d have rabbit has been a Uod send to the druggist stew stewed in the same vessel we and M. D. especially the M. D. At washed in 1 was just on the brink least every doctor in Washington of having some of my kinfolks write having a permit and they are to be of their sudden death and domand bad just for the asking is absolute- my presence at the funeral. W ith ly sure of $2 000. 1 dare say many such mental resolutions threatening a doc in Washington, 1). C. consid- execution can you blame me for hav ered himself lucky to collect $!).00.ing suspicions; besides. altno the tel i 1. v,.. vo.riw nut nut. of bed- egram told of sudden lnness at home, IHJL (V3 1U1 11.-? 'H'l'J i- ' t w " ' pills before Uncle Sam turned this 1 detected a job of wniskev distribution over to mug of this h m Thev sav the medical colleges while he read have !! vcar or ry - an.iloir. y appeii.i.s and fie . j. 1 1 : u : i : -cru. .i, c.ii in " tii. ' tilt '.' know iiu- Kl'.r U !' book u .nai'opia. supposed .ii oesiegei in the last was regi fleeting : if iresaili W'iclh.' ..'f.,'' o bv the voulh of the count- success o! a p- sm t . . . wny il ai'.vav. l:i f cl ' v t:ia: .lu.-t w. tiv nu-iian ini i rich man's be p'lnovei Hal tin m- of ,t.'l a: a fa ' (..'. . w ' ..'I ..Afjl maybe, to coiita r i i .i: ' '.ll.':.:. ou ,1 lac druggists : an awful big : name i'har- This book l'l V. or til bv tl i it tli "o ; tlu-iv . de l to 1 1 jr w is 1 ' ' on t; i:'e oil the Texas ru".l the smile on for the : separation :rv 'u 'i ' ary c pation 1 e.u.no' til s un- l'cur-.-f cat. 5t-w 'k jJ' LiiD Mi It enhances women's natural charm and completes the rt oil Men must have it. Examination of our 1 :e name of Pr ik- It . had len a Mis. H'iek were no jtoslir.gs tiii'v ich got :t a'oiie So ins s il -iin-ni.it i,. ij . ry st h ai lie, I vou orat on :c.u ipaa.itie. the iwiemical es on tile . !t' tile human ion e ,,f or rof had was for hem It not only formula bin 'Ct w nen t i'o d out system. Without doubt, it is some book. Well, Spirits Frumeni. nuLrurly known as booze) up '" within j n -1 a few years ago, had ;ts place among nedicine - and reposed eontident i v and alphabetically along with its latin Di'others and s.sters in til's Hook. Hut when the prohibition wave was sweeping til.' country and the , ins sage of the isth amendment sc nod assured, the doctors im! druggists had a convention. Pur i;g the me"ting ng some oin- brought up the oue etc. ltseemed to he a eie ir eas auckmg co.in'a'.s wide ..::t,m-nt if whiskey its use a med: else admitting that the medical ; essioii for low these many ye.ir leen d"luded. Of cour-e 't ' hard to le the people kno.v, th.i' veal's the nrofess.on had forced i to use alcohol and drugs solvent ;n it something which was not a medi cine at all but a deadly potion -something which instead of building up healthy tissue 1 n f net destroyed what was already there -abdomin-able tissue except. Be that as it may t is on record that this convention decided to operate, anincision was made and "Spirits Frumenti" was eut from the big book with th" big name. Maybe some of you folks don't see where the fun comes :n. W.-il, I'll tell you. After nil the doctors had druggists got together ami decided that whiskey was not a medicine Uncle Sam comes along and offers Jhem the job of prescribing. I've heardt about a house-boat on the Styx where Shakespeare, Chau cer, Alntoii, Napoleon and that bunch hang out. If this stuff goes goo.l it's 'possible I can join that gang. This Pope is written mostly by an i old smoky lantern and maded at odd times; consequently I reali.o full well 'he disconnected manner in which it will appear in print f : does at all--but perhaps :t will be worth the effort. At any rate the foregoing harangue on hoo" i.s hard ;y complete without a recipe for stop- ! ping once one has began Thi-' isj how I succeeded: Last Febru iry II decided not to take another i.rink ; until it was offered me. As a result ! of this resolution I can truthfully say that no liquor of any kind has perco- j lated down my diaphrghmatic "hlo- l rium into my internal viscera since. When a fellow invests a week's wages nowadays in a quart of booze you can bet your life he's not going to give any of it away. The closest I came to a drink on this trip was in Seattle. A fellow bum stopped me on the street and said: "Say, friend, want a drink?" "You bet," says I, as my stomach began to tingle and adjust itself for embracing a slug or so of Jackass brandy (ai they call it up there. "So do I," says he. Now that all my Caldwell friends know why lots of folks drink licker an dnow that they all have the recipe for stopping, I pass on to the Disastr Near Mt. SkuU A few prologues or so should go in here; instead, however, will simply state that a little runt of a Gov. clerk friend of mine frem Texas (not the boozer mentioned somewhere previously) left "Wash., D. C, July ilst last to save the wheat crop of the West The trip thru Md., WJ Va., O., Ind., Illinois, Iowa and into Min nesota was made without special in . cident other than the usual number of blowouts and nightly combats with mosquitos. We didn't stop long i ; enough dn , these States to' find - oat what they raised besides the devfl, but we didn't have ' to stop long to find out about the , national pest of . the air. They were everywhere.-New , Jersey, I believe, is supposed to be .w ... -..v- ; . U ! ir ;.V"a-i.; '.:. . v' ' ab- 1 'H-es a Var-hai: n'.it and humped ie, nut's; stoma :uy half promisee I find my f ecer in fron ig h.s rheant ii d,s,.rders he b.r C (lo 1 tile a tare of a at. sin He . greed to pay h.U ute running x- not to snore. winch is h s f rout name- 3 os years old and a tightwad from way b u-k. II as Sunday pants are ompo-i'd chiefly of altern iting half n ch black and brow n vert tea! sti tpes I'd he iioasts they arc twenty years id. He absolutely independent of stylish, becoming etl"ect in dress. They cannot do without it. Good jewelry is not expensive. complete stock proves that. FOR MEN Kmblem .lew-'vy Set Rins Toilet Sets Tie Holders Scarf Pins I.elt Buckles Ideal Fountain Tens CulF Links Signet Rinjrs Kversharp Pencils FOR WOMEN Utility Pins Wrist Watches Lingerie Clasps ieu Par Pins and P-r odu's Manicure Sets Toilet Sets at. ;v. ; -4'?;'- -"-'- . he tooth doctor and gums about one i 'el age of I'eech-Nut Scrap a day. 'ihis is his one extrax agance. Money 1 j ir g a . oil and grub has to b" prized j it (if him, but one good thing he J 'ver runs out. several months ago 1 o'i'e eanie a hole in his J0-year-old j nits pocket and a d:me was missed. ' Crt '-." says he, "whti'ta y'Know ' ".''' that jiocket wearin' a hole in i ''" Doggone shame," says I, "and ou just bought 'em only twenty : airs ago " In Frisco, though, on a Dianioml Kins Dinner Pwins WeddiiiK Iiinirs I. a Tusca and Riche Petirl Necklaces Par Screws FOR CHILDREN Hand Ring's Lockets Set Rings Dress Pins SILVER AND CUT GLASS FOR THE WIFE "link's Jeweler and Optometrist 7-TTFttn -"-AT, f r.'ftaurar.t floor he spied a dime- I CJOnly One Thing DreaksMy Cold" "That -s Dr. KirJ's New Dis covery, for lifty Years x a Cold-Grop.kerM TIME-TRIKD for fifty years and never more popular thin today. Nothing but the relief it gixes from stubborn oil colds, and on-rushing new ones, grippe and throat-torturini; coughs could have made Dr. King's New Discovery the standard remedy it is today. No harmful drugs. Always reliable, and good for the whole family. Has a conx-incin?, heel ing taste with all its good i icdicinal qualities. At all druggists, 60 cents, 1.20 a bottle. For colds and ccugks New Discovery The Results of Constipation arc sick headaches, Ltliuiisnfos, salloxx skin, waste matter in the intestinal 8 stem. Correct this health-undermining condition by taking Dr. King's fills. Feel good exery day. Keep the sx-stern clean and virile. Same old pn-., Zs cents. Alt druggists. ' Praapt! Wont GlTOtr GLASS OF SALTS IF YOUR KIDNEYS HURT Sat lew meat if yon feel Backaohy or have Bladder titrable 8alU fine for Kidney. ts Pills FEDERAL POWER COM MISSION In compliance with the Federal Water Power Act (41 Stat, 1063) notice is hereby given that the Un ited Mills Company, care H. J. Hol brook, Hickor, N. C. has applied for a preliminary permit for a pow er project on Harpers Creek near Mortimer, N. C. The Granite Falls Manufacturing Company, care A. A. Shuford, Gran ite Falls, N. C, has applied for a preliminary permit for a power pro ject on Wilson Creek at a point one mile above Carroll Mill Creek. The Catawba Valley Light & Pow er Company, care H. L. Miller, Mor eranton. N. C.. has applied for a pre liminary permit f o a power project onwuson ureeic ai approximately the same location as that of the pro posed project of the Granite ' I aDs Manufacturing Company. " - Any objection against granting such permits, or request for hearing thereon, together with any briefs, reports or other data for which con sideration is desired, should be sub mitted on or before February 21, 1921 to . the Executive Secretary, Federal, power Commission, Wash ington. D. C. 7-t Meat forms urie acid which excited m ti overworks the kidneys in their efforts iilt.r it from the system. Regular eat , i i- of meat must flush the kidneys ooca t "in. illy. You must relieve them like you j niieve your bowels; removing all the I ,-u-idR, waste and poison, else you feel a j dull misery in the kidney region, sharp pains in the back or eick headache, diz ziness, your atomach sours, tongue is coated and when the weather is bad you I have rheumatic twinges. The urine ie cloudy, full of sediment; the channels often get irritated, obliging you to get i up two or three times during the night. To neutralize these irritating acida iund flush off the body's urinous waste get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take a table enoonful in e. glass f water before break fast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine and bladder disorders dis appear. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, com bined with iithia, and has been used for generations to clean and stimulate slug gish kidneys and stop bladder irritation. Jad Salts is inexpensive; harmless and makes i delightful effervescent lithia water drink which millions of men and women take now and then, thug avoiding serious kidney and bladder d'"wi. After you eatalways take ATONIC i rOR VdtlR AOD-STOMAdH ) IhstaBtly relieves Heartburn, Bloat ed Gassy Feeling. Stops food souring, repeating, and all atomach miseries. Aid digwtion and mpptita. Keeps tomach weet and trans. Increases Vitality and Pep. E ATONIC is the best remedy. Tena of thou sands wonderfully benefited. Only eoeta a eeat or two a day to use it. Positively tuaraateed to please er we will refund money, Get bl box today. Yea will see. BalUw's Cask Pharmacy, Lenoir,; 1 'The-' sUDscriptiorf price of' News-Topic is only $2 the yeari - the nnUESTItl Jtt r?' Vfx k J." Rnoldt Tobtweo Co. ss.-y-zm flr 'Mto. Let's settle this right now! No man ever smoked a better cigarette than Camel! You'll find Camels unequalled by any cigarette in the world at any price because Camels combine every feature that can make a cigarette supreme Camels expert blend of choice Turkish and choice Domestic tobaccos puts Camels in a class by themselves. Their smoothness will appeal to you, and permit you to smoke liberally without tir ing your taste ! Camels leave no unpleasant ciga retty aftertaste nor unpleasant cigaretty odor I You'll prefer Camels blend to either kind of tobacco smoked straight ! Cmes are noa everywhere in admit Htcmttr aeafarf volumes of 20 eiftrwltmm; or fen paekafet (200 cifaettee) m a aaame-paper-aorarea' carton. We strongly recommend' thia carton tot Urn homo or eOct aupply or whan you tnvoL 11 1 i,W l- 9 )!I ,v)riT5iidi i,d iiaw c v,ij;: ijl ' U''.)'iilbi'j(i)5''idi cor-;'i -j;.u,. x-. '..-,: '. "a" t ' ,;i '.. ' " :': -f- :' '
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