Monday, M»y 24, 1926
Dinner Stories '
Tbinleigh—l certainly envy Mra.
1 leigh when ahe laughs.
1 fuller —Why? i
Thinleigh—There seems to be so t J
' tch ofter that is having a good ]
ae- i
Excavation contractor (to appli- !
1 nt) —Do you think you are lit for
ally hard labor? '
Hard Case—Well, sir, some of the
' st Judges have thought so.
Only one passenger was killed in a
' tin accident on English railroads
1 it year.
Al—X hear ya gotta raise.
Bert —Yeah, I gotta ■ raise S4O by
‘ norrow or my landlady'll throw me
J t.
Our Horrible Language.
A kindly but somewhat patronizing
ndlady was inquiring of the profes
f r's young bride as to her prospcc
-1 e summer outing.
"Our plans thus far,” replied'the
1 idea little distantly, “are only ten
-1 ive."
‘How delightful!” the landlady ex
! imed. “I’m sure you will enjoy
1 roping out more thany anything.”
Gave Teacher Advice. ,*-
On Johnny’s return to school after
‘ ingAivay several weeks the teacher
' 1 d-slim that he must bring a written
for hi* absence from one of his,
1 *nts. The neat day he presented
1 note from the mother:
)enr teacher: I*l esse excuse Jfdm
or being out of school for the last
5 weeks. He fell from a tree and
e his arm. By doing the same ,
1 will oblige.
~ “(Mrs.) Jennie Jones."
Podr John. '•’tHV:
r idow: “If poor John, had oftly j
ea will there would ppf bA all* |
difficulty about the property.” <i
isitor: “Do the lawyers bother
r |
: “Bother me? ThAy almost
ry me to death. I sometimes al
t wish t’.iat John lindn’t died." ;!
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Meats
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Wf always buy all 1 the well ,cured,-
:eiy trimmed country curedymeats
it comes on the market. 'jfiifvi,
Hie lot wo have now Is just tfttnßn
i yet. Sell you whale hams
red ham.
The finest etuntry cured side to
po jujit likc ygu want it It’s fine.
Talk about Western Bacon. We
L.J vehust the frprhest, thickest, cheap
* : i|Kd best at all times.
Maay other good tthings to eat
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>OLLY AND HER PALS
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Embarrassing Moments
New York Daily Mirror.
I was walking across the field to
join my friends who were playing
tennis. • I saw a young map beckoning
and coiiililg toward me. Being rather '
nearsighted and thinking he was one
of my friends. I ran to meet bbn, 1
and not until I was extending my, i
hand to him, did! realise that hie wan - j
a colored men, who bad been beckon-- |
iug to his wife, who was wtilking hh- (
ktef mi.’' * i
An Unexpected Pleasure.
I asked the boss for an afternoon 1
off in which I could visit my aunt.
1 reality I intended to visit an -em
ployment agency, for I was dissatis
fied with my position. At the agency
I described the sort of position I was
sacking, and was informed that a man
offering such a position was expected
in half an hour. I waited. A* length
the prospective employer came. As he
advanced towards me I recognised
my own boss, looking for sbmeoue to
fill my place.
Thfc Family Stole**.
Going home in the subway a few
evenings ago I met a girl kfhose posi
tion I hnd filled in the Office. We
started to talk about different mem
bers of the staff, and I asked her if j
she knew that a certain girl had be
come engaged. She answered rfither
promptly that she did. Then I said, |
“It looks just like a ten-ejnt ring—
the fellow must be awfully cheap.”
Imagine iny embarrassment when she
retorted} “Indeed he is riot, he's my
brother.’*
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HABITS PROVE POWERFUL .
FAJDTORB W OUR LIVES I
to •* W. Itsalis,
President 'American Society set
i
thousand times easier to ooutract t
hew habit than ts get rid of an •!
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a. w. stwAus |
The philosophers of the ages havd i
given us observations as *to tht
gower and Influence of habits ancj
ho one, wo believe, will doubt ttu
expediency of cultivating good habj
to and ehunniag those that ara bad, '
We all can follow the good advice
If St. Augustine that “habits It not |
resisted soon become necessity."
j What has all this to do wit I
! thrift?
I i It has very much to do with it
I vqcause those who set out to prao
S ice thrift have already wbn hall
j he battle against bad habttß.
j i There Is no N surer way Os develop
j mg a system of Ilfs that is upbuild |
I jng and progressive than by pi ac-1
[ ilclng thrift If you are thrifty you
j tre not Wasting your time In Idle*
j sees nor your money In dissipation.
sou are not doing things that are
| tearing down your health. On the
lontrary you are spending your
poney. your time and your epergles
Uong Ones that will be to your best
I nterests.*';
I The sanng off one dollar In Itself
|oes not to so much. What
really counts, is the paving* of one
dollar regultfetly every month, every
week or every day. It is the regu
airlty of tfie practice i\et the amount j
\ Involved that is helpful.
I Learn to cultivate thrift, aot for
! the mere saving of money, hut as a
habit that stabilize your en
tire system of giving.
• _j| l jj*_ - i ' •
Wifey—l want my spring hat to
be the kind that every dhc looks at
twice.
Hubby—ls that's wbat you want,
why not w;ear your last year’s?
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THE CONCORD DAILY TRIBUNE
MARION TALLEY TAKES %
j • ASHEVILLE BY STORM
Yeung Star Sings Her Way Into the
Hearts of Over 2,000 Peefcle.
j toniiht'ssrig her way Into the* hearts
of more than tw<| thousand people.
Long befW* the doors of the old city
auditorium were opened excited ‘iiut
dtods fought for the few remaining
seats in the house. Early this wee*
all reserved seats had been sold, kfid i ■
it was necessary to place seats on
the stage in an effort to aceommo- -
date as many persons as possible.
Miss Talley was greeted With a
swelling roar of greetings op her en
try, with hariddapping echoing from
the mighty beams of the hall. !
it Delayed the Play.
“Othello” waif being played by col-
... i ■*--1- - • V~i;V*.p 11 v’*- 11 * jjj
ARMS ACttOSS THE w SEA AND AT HOME 1
ored home talent At #rl>l*c« whe ' e
Otßellfl. asks Descjemona where the
handkerchief wMcfc nc wW gweti
bes the Moor approached Desdemoua
and cned : “Des-da-mbna, wha’ tr dat
bau’k’chiefr _ f*Y .
I
Loader: “De-De-DaS-da'm ona • wha
is "tot han’k’chief ?”
Btih,Uj answer.
ffctii louder: "De-De-Des-dninonu,
I yo' to give me dat han’k’-
-Just then au o’.d Negro woman
Smßillii the reter of the room and
saidaimed*: "Now, look heah, Nath
an, wipe yo’ nope on yo’ sleeve and
let dat play go on t”
’■ J-- -, A Female Barliis.
He! “iVon should see the, altar in
our church." . .
Sfhe: me to it!”
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