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STAFF: Al Harrison, Al Shortt, Tom Parramore, Rolfe Neill
The Eye Of The Horse
Roger Will Coe
Fun Spots
John Gibson
("The horse sees imperfectly,
magnifying some things, mini
mizing others. . ." Hipporotis;
circa 500 B. C.)
THE HORSE was hiding in
some bushes near the Arboretum
and issuing unhorsely sounds,
indeed.
"Moo! Mou-ou! Mou-ou-ou!"
Where did he think he was,
we wondered? Cow College?
"I'm trying to fool the Nation
al Administration," he said, click
ing his eight-ball eyes at me and
snatching a f aceful of crape
myrtle. "I'm trying to sound like
a Worthy Devastated Area."
We thought he would look like
one if he didn't stop eating the
crape mytle.
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ELIZABETH THREATT
ARTHUR HUNMCUTT
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"This," he said through loud
chompings, "is Lager-stroemia
indica. Look it up, Bud."
So what if it was the text
book name for it? '.
"I don't interfere when you are
working on your Lager," he said
reproachfully. "So kindly do not
interfere with mine. Moo Moooo-ou-oooou!"
He gave it up after
a bit and sprawled on the ground
next to me. "Cows are privileged
people, and that is no bull."
How did he figure that?
"Dincha see how Ezra Taft
Benson beat it down to Texas
to weep over the cowses and the
calfses when the drought hit the
Lone Star State, But what did he
say when North Carolina got hit
by hail and wanted to plant some
peanuts out of the unused goober
allotment?"
What had the Secretary of Ag
riculture said?
"He said 'Peanuts to, you-all.'
And in a way you can't blame
him. The hungry children of
North Carolina farmers are not
nearly so appealing as hungry
cowses and calves. Besides, North
Carolina was not included in the
Second Louisiana Purchase. Also
this Be-Kind-to-Cattle gesture
will line up a lot of Western
Democratic Senatorial votes."5
Well, I was glad The Horse
wasn't claiming any part of this
was because Lee was from Texas.
Or was it Kansas? No! It was
Pennsylvania he was from,
wasn't it?
"Where was he speaking at
the time he made the claim?"
The Horse horsed. "Aw, it's all
part of our losing the Mexican
Border War in 1916."
But we won that!
"Yeah?" The Horse asked,
Picking his teeth with a hoof. "I
thought we fought the Mexicans
to make them take Texas back.
I wonder if the Mayor of Carr
boro knows about this?"
That was beside tha point.
"I suppose, in a way, you could
say The Bull is the real symbol
of the Republicans," The Horse
mused, "so you can't blame them
for running to the help of a
state that has more bull to the
square inch than Argentina has
to the square mile."
Was he insinuating that mid-
Golf is a sado- maochistic
game in which otherwise nor
mal people beat the very devil
out of a small harmless white
ball. The ball, on its part, achi
eves some measure of revenge by
rarely going where it is sup
posed to. This just makes the
golfer madder and so the cycle
gets even more intense.
I have always liked the idea
of playing golf, but all that walk
ing does not appeal to me. I have
been waiting for someone to
compress a golf course into a
small yard. At last this has been
done. ;
If you hike out on the air-port
road a little ways, you will run
into Chapel Hill's only miniature
golf course. It is located right
next door to the Ranch House,
and is open from 7 to 11 every
night except Monday. It is being
run by the local chapter of a
business woman's sorority and the
proceeds will go to the cancer
fund. So you can "have some in
expensive fun (two bits for .18
holes) and help a good cause all
at the same time.
Par for the course is 43, so you
can easily shoot in the 70's. If
you don't mention to your, fri
ends that you were playing " mi
niature golf, 70 or so is a right
respectable score. (And who ever
tells their friends all the details
of a golf game.) There is lots of
parking space, and if you be
come completely overpowered by
thirst you can run next door to
the Ranch House and pick up a
Coke. (I think the Ranch House
sells Cokes.) Most folks like to go
out in a group, with a foursome
being the preferred arrangement.
This provides company, and also
you have, someone to back you
up in case you shoot a real good
game. If you do go in a group,
try and be the one who keeps
score. This itself is worth about
five strokes. (So far as I know,
"correctin" a golf score is not
an honor code offense.)
Anyone who can go around
the whole course in 18 strokes
will have his (or her) q,ame print
ed in The Daily Tar Heel. This
is about the highest honor that
a person can hope for. Good
Luck.
Initiates
(Continued from page 1)
Roanoke Rapids; Charles Lee Gri
ffith, graduate student, UNC; Gil-
gets were Texans with the air let bert A- Hoffman Jr., elementary
out of them? But come to think Principal, Greenwood, S. C; Ver
of it, didn't Teddy Roosevelt pose nie F- Horton, principal, Aquadale
benool, Norwood.
- K'sl "rt,
as a Rough Rider? Teddy, the
Bull Moose Leader?
"He was one," The Horse said.
"Or at least what passed for a
rough rider until Pop-Gun Mac
Kay, Chillin' Charlie Wilson, and
Bad Ben Benson started to putt
ing on their rodeo stunts. Yeah, pal, Stanley
it sure is sad to see the changes E. Merritt,
that forty years can bring."
As for example?
" From Bull Moose to Bull
Mouse in one generation," The
Horse sighed. He scrambled to
his feet and said, "Well, I got
to get to work again. I see some
prospects of relief, yet. Moo!
Moo-ou-ou!"
The poor, myopic Horse!
Asa Jackson, teacher, Ft. Bragg;
Ralph Kleinspehn Jr., director of
athletics, Fillmore Central School,
Fillmore, N. Y.; William C. Lee,
teacher, Aberdeen City Schools;
John H. McClure, assistant princi-
High School; James
principal, Marigold,
Miss.; Don H. Parker, reading con
sultant, School of Education, UNC;
J. O. Payne, Derita Junior High
School, Charlotte; Charles E. Rus
sell Jr., graduate student, UNC
William S. Swiers, principal, Gas
Itonia Junior High School and
Thomas F. Templeton, head social
studies department !Fayetteville
High School.
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