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The official student newspaper of the
Publications of the University of North
Caroliria at Chapel Hill where it is
published daily at the Colonial Press,
Inc., except Monday, examination and
vacation periods and during the offi
cial summer terms. Entered as second
class matter at the Post Office of
Chapel Hill, N. C. under the act of
March 3. 1879. Subscription fates:
mailed $4.00 per year, $1.60 per quarter;
delivered 6.00 per year and $2.25 per
quarter. . j
Glenn Harden .
David Buckner
Rolfe Neill .
Editor-in-chief
..Managing Editor
News Editor
Bill Peacock , .. .
Mary Nell Boddie
Jody Levey
Sports Editor
Society Editor
Feature Editor
Associate Editor
Associate Editor
Assoc. Soorta Editor
Nancy Burgess Assoc. . Society Editor
Ruff in Woody Photographer
O. T. Watkins Business Manager
Beverly Baylor
Sue Burress .
Ed S tames
News Staff Grady Elmore, Wood Smethurst, Punchy Grimes. Bob Colbert,
Angelos Russos, Wanda Lou Philpott Bill Scraborough, Octavia Beard. Betty
Jean Schoeppe. Jerry Reese, Betty Ann Kirby, Barty Dunlop, Tom McDonald.
Jim Oglesby. . " ' ,
mposql -for
UNC
, Due to certain sneaking suspicions which have accumu
lated in the minds of the people during the past months, the
University finds itself with a new task confronting its time
honored walls.
4 The great minds in South Building have pondered over
the problem, as have the serious students on second floor
Graham Memorial.'
They have deliberated privately and in committees. A
joint committee has finally been formed. Action is finally to
be taken.
.The problem Is one of obvious delinquencies on the part
of the National government. That government has for un
counted years past been harboring communists, columnists,
homosexuals, crooks, and criminals. This has been effictively
proved (Hal McCarthy, second-year accounting student,
visited in the capital city last year, and has reported these
facts secretly to the committee in closed session.)
Few Is Lulton, III, nationally recognized Hearst columnist,
has reported the facts time after time, but no action has yet
Jbeen taken. His suggestion that UNC investigating committee
travel to Washington in order to get first hand knowledge
is finally to be acted upon.
.The committee leaves next week. A problem of funds held
them up for a time, as obviously no member of the committee
would be willing to .finance such a trip out of .his own pocket,
when the; matter so vitally and basically affects the univer
sity. But that problem has finally been solved by the happy
suggestion of an education student that the newly established
library (books) endowment be relieved of $2,000,000. The fund
currently stands at $47,000, but is expected to acrue,the nec
cessary interest inside 193 years.
Two professors, one. in accounting, and one in economics
are to be congratulated for their vital part in making financial
arrangements.
All difficulties cleared, the committee leaves next week,
with the neccessary subpoena and contempt powers which
they have authorized for themselves.
They will also take along a battery of television cameras
necessary in the public interest to ruin the lives of certain
malefactors who cannot be otherwise punished under the
weighty and time-ridden jurisdictional' rigamarole of the
United States. - , - . , r :
The committee is expected to clean house in Washington, ;
sweeping out known offenders, discovering some unknowns
who have previously been hidden from the limelight of truth, ,
and' a few miscellaneous characters who belonged to the'
"Milk for Albanian Babies Club" in 1913. -
The committee is expected to complete its job after a
survey of the books in the-Library of Congress, to deter
mine which of them are subversive. . .
The committee is expected to complete its investigatorial
responsibilities within two years, but let us not forget that
the job is a continuing one. Somehow, those who tout the !
various "freedoms" manage to sneak back into government
periodically. , . ; : . -
The fight must be continued for years. ; j 5
Carolina Co-eds, by their own
admission," spend most of their
leisure time talking about sex,
boys, marriage, boys, diamond
rings and boys. Anytime a young
lady tries to butt in and talk
about something less frivolous
she is immediately frowned up
v on. - '
-- , It -is the general opinion of
the male students , here that the
gals come to make social con
tacts and meet husbandly pro
spects. What they say it true.
Nine out of every ten co-eds are
lousey conversationalists; they
know little and care less about
the national situation. They
think Kef auVer is cute. They
believe that the truce tent at
Panmunjon should be bright
ened up with flowers. With that
addition peace would be a sim
ple matter. " -
But the co-ed here is not
alone. In fact, the rest of the
babes about the country feel
the same way. What with mo
vies, story books and atheletic
idols, we can't blame them too
much. . .-,
Up until the advent' of mo
vies (when a national cross
section was more easily viewed)
the southern belle dreamed of
waiting on the dock for her
dashing river-boat Gaylord
Beauregard. He came complete
with a Derringer up his lace
covered sleeve.
Up Nawth, the gals thought
relied more upon the Prince
Charming legend. Tfcey dreamed
of being rescued from the local
village suitors by a man astride
a blazing white charger.
In moderntimes, the dream
is still there" but changed due
to- technilogical research. Now its
Tony (Oh, desired by women)
Curtis, Tie-rone Power and even
big ears Gable holds the hearts
of a few. gals with father com
plexes. '
Mind you - now, that is not
all the co-eds, only nine out of'
ten. The other ten per cent
like males because men can
keep their minds on one sub-
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cent conversation.' They, think
athletes should be ..judged by
their communicative ability
rather than their point making
capacity.
One male recently stated that
he was disappointed in general,
He read somewhere that col
lege is the mostly likely place
to find a mate on his educational
level. At last report he has
been dating a waitress in Ral
eigh.
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